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We were sleeptalking, that makes it all okay.
[21:43:46] <saltyseedog> sigh
[21:44:39] <bennerman> Whats wrong saltyseedog ?
[22:01:36] <+msg> perhaps nothing
[22:01:55] <+msg> maybe he's sighing because he is fawning over a photograph of his lover
[22:02:25] <+msg> crouched behind a barracade in an impromptu base just outside of baghdad
[22:04:38] Tradl3s [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[22:04:47] <+msg> he stuffs the photograph back into his pocket and takes a long drag from the marlboro hanging off his dusty lips, as muffled gunfire is heard in the distance. saltyseedog reflects for a moment, his silhouette against a horizon of purple mountains, the pink sky alight with the alpenglow of the evening
/me sniffs and sheds a tear
Beautiful
[17:54] <bennerman> Im gunna specialise in brown people
[17:55] <bennerman> I can identify a terrorist with 79% accuracy using only brown paint swatches
(01:13:45 AM) paigeyemps|Asleep: ahgghhhh
(01:13:56 AM) paigeyemps|Asleep: I need a screw to upgrade my barn godman it
(01:14:05 AM) paigeyemps|Asleep: FUCK
(01:14:36 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: WHERE WILL WE OBTAIN SUCH A RARE COMMODITY?!
(01:15:00 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: THE SCREW MINES HAVE BEEN MINED OUT SINCE THE MID 1900s
(01:15:14 AM) saltyseedog: >.<
(01:15:41 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: I'M AFRAID TO SAY, PAIGEY, BUT
(01:15:47 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: I THINK YOURE SCREWED.
These Christmas songs are a lot dirtier than I remember.
[20:14:38] <+Sparta> I do shit in the town where I'm moving to a lot
(lol, poop)
[5:15:44 PM] Jack Snow: i uh...also need to do something
[5:15:49 PM] OpheliaBlue: ooooo
[5:15:50 PM] Casper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lubricate
[5:15:57 PM] OpheliaBlue: better to clean them pipes before bed huh
[5:15:59 PM] gab: looking for fleshlight
[23:45:53] <@gab> chafing of the brain does that
[23:46:18] <@gab> also smoking honey oil drug
[23:46:27] <@gab> asdf wht ever
Well this happened...
[06/07/2014 18:16:36] Jack Snow: i jus invented something...
[06/07/2014 18:16:36] Jack Snow: its genius
[06/07/2014 18:16:38] Anju: what?
[06/07/2014 18:16:57] Jack Snow: boob pockets!
[06/07/2014 18:17:04] Jack Snow:
[06/07/2014 18:17:32] Anju: for what?
[06/07/2014 18:17:35] Jack Snow: requires surgery
[06/07/2014 18:17:40] Jack Snow: for anything
[06/07/2014 18:17:44] Jack Snow: phones
[06/07/2014 18:17:47] Jack Snow: money
[06/07/2014 18:18:07] Jack Snow: uh, cosmetic stuff
[06/07/2014 18:18:10] Jack Snow: lipstick
[06/07/2014 18:18:26] Anju: a lot of women keep stuff in their bra
[06/07/2014 18:18:33] Anju: like money
[06/07/2014 18:18:45] Jack Snow: ik but i mean inside deh boob
[06/07/2014 18:18:48] Jack Snow: itself
[06/07/2014 18:18:57] Anju: creepy
[06/07/2014 18:19:06] Jack Snow: yeh its really awful
[06/07/2014 18:19:30] Jack Snow: but someone would probably do it
[06/07/2014 18:19:36] Jack Snow: someone crazy enough
[06/07/2014 18:19:38] Anju: uh oh
[06/07/2014 18:19:58] Jack Snow: someone who wants deflated looking boobs
[06/07/2014 18:20:01] Jack Snow: lol
[06/07/2014 18:20:13] Sjoerd (ShaBroo/Shabby): >_______________________>
[06/07/2014 18:20:16] Sjoerd (ShaBroo/Shabby): this is weird
[06/07/2014 18:20:32] Jack Snow: yeh ok il leave that there
[06/07/2014 18:20:44] Jack Snow: its done
[06/07/2014 18:20:48] Jack Snow: im done
[06/07/2014 18:21:33] Anju: :x
[06/07/2014 18:22:04] Jack Snow: Jack Snow deletes the evidence
[06/07/2014 18:22:53] Jack Snow: where were we?
[06/07/2014 18:23:03] Anju: what evidence?
[06/07/2014 18:23:09] Anju: it’s still here
Chat between CanisLucidus and I:
D: Darkmatters sounds exactly like Tom Hanks, it's ridiculous!
CL: Tom Hanks huh! I always expected that he'd sound kind of... wizardly, I think!
D: Haha, wizardly!! You should tell him that!
Have you heard Sageous talk?
I haven't - I almost don't want to spoil the illusion, in case he doesn't sound exactly like Morgan Freeman as God :P
CL: Seriously, I was thinking the same thing
And everything he says should be followed by a rumble of distant thunder
D: HAHAHA
CL: The LORD sayeth: "Speak no more ill of imperial units!" *rumble rumble* [metric adherents throughout the world cower]
Reference
Sageous as Morgan freeman as God? I could live with that!
I wish there was a 'like' button! Why is this in SB? This is clearly a super serious on-topic discussion! :tongue:
Just look at the seriousness on Sageousdore's face! :sageous:
I don't know, that decision was made before I came back. There are a few like this that I think should be in the Lounge instead of SB.
Where do y'all want it?
DV Favorites! :P
Nah, The Lounge is good. :nodyes:
It has enough views and posts to be in favorites.
You guys vote it out and let me know. I like threads like this :)
Yes! I needs to like this! :panic: