Thread: DV Chat Quotes

[21:43:46] <saltyseedog> sigh
[21:44:39] <bennerman> Whats wrong saltyseedog ?
[22:01:36] <+msg> perhaps nothing
[22:01:55] <+msg> maybe he's sighing because he is fawning over a photograph of his lover
[22:02:25] <+msg> crouched behind a barracade in an impromptu base just outside of baghdad
[22:04:38] Tradl3s [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[22:04:47] <+msg> he stuffs the photograph back into his pocket and takes a long drag from the marlboro hanging off his dusty lips, as muffled gunfire is heard in the distance. saltyseedog reflects for a moment, his silhouette against a horizon of purple mountains, the pink sky alight with the alpenglow of the evening

/me sniffs and sheds a tear



Beautiful

[17:54] <bennerman> Im gunna specialise in brown people
[17:55] <bennerman> I can identify a terrorist with 79% accuracy using only brown paint swatches

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

[17:54] <bennerman> Im gunna specialise in brown people
[17:55] <bennerman> I can identify a terrorist with 79% accuracy using only brown paint swatches

I'm offensive, and I find that brown.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

[17:54] <bennerman> Im gunna specialise in brown , people
[17:55] <bennerman> I can identify a terrorist with 79% accuracy using only brown paint swatches

Fixed.

(01:13:45 AM) paigeyemps|Asleep: ahgghhhh
(01:13:56 AM) paigeyemps|Asleep: I need a screw to upgrade my barn godman it
(01:14:05 AM) paigeyemps|Asleep: FUCK
(01:14:36 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: WHERE WILL WE OBTAIN SUCH A RARE COMMODITY?!
(01:15:00 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: THE SCREW MINES HAVE BEEN MINED OUT SINCE THE MID 1900s
(01:15:14 AM) saltyseedog: >.<
(01:15:41 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: I'M AFRAID TO SAY, PAIGEY, BUT
(01:15:47 AM) IsabellaSage|Asleep: I THINK YOURE SCREWED.

These Christmas songs are a lot dirtier than I remember.

[20:14:38] <+Sparta> I do shit in the town where I'm moving to a lot

(lol, poop)

[5:15:44 PM] Jack Snow: i uh...also need to do something
[5:15:49 PM] OpheliaBlue: ooooo
[5:15:50 PM] Casper ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lubricate
[5:15:57 PM] OpheliaBlue: better to clean them pipes before bed huh
[5:15:59 PM] gab: looking for fleshlight

[23:45:53] <@gab> chafing of the brain does that
[23:46:18] <@gab> also smoking honey oil drug
[23:46:27] <@gab> asdf wht ever

Well this happened...

[06/07/2014 18:16:36] Jack Snow: i jus invented something...
[06/07/2014 18:16:36] Jack Snow: its genius
[06/07/2014 18:16:38] Anju: what?
[06/07/2014 18:16:57] Jack Snow: boob pockets!
[06/07/2014 18:17:04] Jack Snow:
[06/07/2014 18:17:32] Anju: for what?
[06/07/2014 18:17:35] Jack Snow: requires surgery
[06/07/2014 18:17:40] Jack Snow: for anything
[06/07/2014 18:17:44] Jack Snow: phones
[06/07/2014 18:17:47] Jack Snow: money
[06/07/2014 18:18:07] Jack Snow: uh, cosmetic stuff
[06/07/2014 18:18:10] Jack Snow: lipstick
[06/07/2014 18:18:26] Anju: a lot of women keep stuff in their bra
[06/07/2014 18:18:33] Anju: like money
[06/07/2014 18:18:45] Jack Snow: ik but i mean inside deh boob
[06/07/2014 18:18:48] Jack Snow: itself
[06/07/2014 18:18:57] Anju: creepy
[06/07/2014 18:19:06] Jack Snow: yeh its really awful
[06/07/2014 18:19:30] Jack Snow: but someone would probably do it
[06/07/2014 18:19:36] Jack Snow: someone crazy enough
[06/07/2014 18:19:38] Anju: uh oh
[06/07/2014 18:19:58] Jack Snow: someone who wants deflated looking boobs
[06/07/2014 18:20:01] Jack Snow: lol
[06/07/2014 18:20:13] Sjoerd (ShaBroo/Shabby): >_______________________>
[06/07/2014 18:20:16] Sjoerd (ShaBroo/Shabby): this is weird
[06/07/2014 18:20:32] Jack Snow: yeh ok il leave that there
[06/07/2014 18:20:44] Jack Snow: its done
[06/07/2014 18:20:48] Jack Snow: im done
[06/07/2014 18:21:33] Anju: :x
[06/07/2014 18:22:04] Jack Snow: Jack Snow deletes the evidence
[06/07/2014 18:22:53] Jack Snow: where were we?
[06/07/2014 18:23:03] Anju: what evidence?
[06/07/2014 18:23:09] Anju: it’s still here

Chat between CanisLucidus and I:

D: Darkmatters sounds exactly like Tom Hanks, it's ridiculous!

CL: Tom Hanks huh! I always expected that he'd sound kind of... wizardly, I think!

D: Haha, wizardly!! You should tell him that!
Have you heard Sageous talk?
I haven't - I almost don't want to spoil the illusion, in case he doesn't sound exactly like Morgan Freeman as God

CL: Seriously, I was thinking the same thing
And everything he says should be followed by a rumble of distant thunder

D: HAHAHA

CL: The LORD sayeth: "Speak no more ill of imperial units!" *rumble rumble* [metric adherents throughout the world cower]

Reference

Sageous as Morgan freeman as God? I could live with that!

Originally Posted by Sageous

Sageous as Morgan freeman as God? I could live with that!

I hear you more as Dumbledore

Originally Posted by Sageous

Sageous as Morgan freeman as God? I could live with that!

Lol would only make sense Sageous have you seen your emoticon? <<<<<<

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

I hear you more as Dumbledore

OMG, YES!!!
That is perfect! haha

I wish there was a 'like' button! Why is this in SB? This is clearly a super serious on-topic discussion!
Just look at the seriousness on Sageousdore's face!

I don't know, that decision was made before I came back. There are a few like this that I think should be in the Lounge instead of SB.

Where do y'all want it?

DV Favorites!

Nah, The Lounge is good.

It has enough views and posts to be in favorites.

You guys vote it out and let me know. I like threads like this

Yes! I needs to like this!

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

He was a good guy, right?

Gotta agree with the sentiment, though!

Originally Posted by Sageous

He was a good guy, right?

Gotta agree with the sentiment, though!

Yes, he was the good guy Always had learned old man sayings that make you feel good.