Originally Posted by
Mysteryhunter
Only those members that have been deleted As per the CODE!
If you suspect your DV member might be stricken with Youth,
talk to your Mods about Time.
Time is the all-natural remedy for Youth,
guaranteed to lessen your young member's exuberance, curiosity, and spontaneity in as little as 15-35 years.
Ask your Admin. about Time. Time It Heals All Wounds*
* This statement has not been evaluated by Asher.
Side effects of Time include:
aches, pains, balding, hearing loss, sight loss,
memory loss, impotents, bitterness,
disillusionment,
the nagging feeling that every new person you meet looks like someone from your past,
inability to sleep past 5:30 am,
inability to stay awake beyond 9:00 PM,
inability to drive faster than 35 miles per hour,
technological incompetence,
fondness for game shows or Ask tell about games,
Republicanism,
and death.
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