Was too lazy to post this on the 21st...so here it is now. Note also that today's entry is beneath this one.
9/21/08
After a relatively dreamless month, I had an explosion of vivid dreams. Here's what I can remember about each:
I Hate My Neighbors
I had this jumbled dream where I was living in a boarding house with a variety of strange people. The strangest of those people was this scientist woman, and I was rather pissed at her for conducting her strange and disgusting experiments in my room. Once I entered my room to see two female midgets performing tribadism, with a sickly yellow liquid flowing out from their genitalia; I was furious that the disgusting fluids were getting all over my floor and soaking into my carpet. Apparently it was the various amniotic fluids and such that fill the womb while pregnant, and the mad-scientist woman needed it for yet another warped experiment (with further reading on this subject, I discovered that yellow amniotic fluids are the result of a hemolytic disease; normally the fluids should be green). I confronted her and yelled at her about it, but I think she sort of gave me some feministic threat that she'd castrate me as an experiment...or something. The next time I entered my room, wild cats and tarantulas of strange black and yellow striped color started bolting out toward me from under the bed. I jumped onto the bed, grabbed my longest katana and impaled a spider with it. Then there was one of my fellow boarders - this huge black guy who, by the look of his "clothes", looked like he originated straight out of an African tribe. He told me the whole thing was yet another experiment the scientist had done just to spite me, and he helped me kill the odd-colored tarantulas by smashing them with a club. I went to threaten the scientist woman again, this time with the aforementioned black guy (as well as a few other fellow boarders) as support, and I grabbed her by the throat and pinned her against the wall, giving a more convincing and frightening threat. She then agreed to stop conducting her bizarre experiments in my room.
Typical Day at the Mall
Then had this short dream where I went to this sort of mall or something with Slip and Josh. We were there to use the studio recording equipment that the place rented out as a service, but I'd forgotten to bring my bass, so we just sort of sat around this area with a little pool (I mean little - about 5' by 5'). My cousin Erika was wading around in it, and I could see that her bikini bottoms were slipping, exposing a large portion of her buttcrack. I looked away and saw Josh offering me a condom. I saw that he was reaching into his pants to put his on. I was confused, but I did as he did anyway. Later, Slip was driving me home. It was night, and we were hugging the hillside...in the direction where the moon was, there was this strange green light being emitted, which I thought was lovely. The 'scene' then jumped back to the mall we were just at, in an episode of the Boondocks. Granddad and some other old guy were chasing Riley through a series of tubes not unlike the ones found in McDonald's Playlands. One of the old guys who was chasing him, who was pretty fat, got stuck in one of the tubes, allowing Riley to escape successfully.
Bolt 1! Oh teh noes!!1 I is outta MP!!!11 (DILD)
I'm not exactly sure how this one started out...I think I was just hanging around the house, when I decided to play a game. What I put on was some sort of Stargate SG-1 video game, and I was playing as Sam. I don't remember much about the game, other than it was pretty interesting. At one point I put down the game and started walking to school (weird, considering my school is a city away). While walking down the deserted highway (the sky was overcast, as if rain was imminent), I ran into Slip, who was heading in the opposite direction. He told me something that made me turn back the other way as well - probably said class was canceled. We walked up to this short fence where I had, for some weird reason, put my backpack and other goods for "safe storage", even though anyone could have seen it and taken it. Slip said he was parched, so I gave him a water bottle to drink. Eventually we reached one of our houses, and I looked at a silver ring on my finger that was shaped like a crown. I made some remark about it before having a false awakening. I was lying in bed, and I had my eyes closed. I kept feeling presences...like someone was quietly opening my door, looking in on me, and then leaving again. I knew this wasn't possible because, IRL, my family had gone off to Disneyland for a few days. So I opened my eyes and tried to look at my hands, but my head wouldn't move...although for some reason, my arms could. I grabbed my immobile head (which was on its side) and turned it, making it face up, and then I looked at my hands. The was nothing irregular about them, other than the fact that there was a crown-shaped ring on my finger... Then it hit me: "I'm wearing something that I had in my dream! That's impossible, so I must still be dreaming!" Then I could move again, and so I tried then to do stuff like shoot lightning out of my finger; I succeeded in that once, but then I couldn't do it anymore (plus it was a very weak bolt of lightning to begin with). I went into Rachel's room, noticing that my family was around, but none of them noticed me at all. I then tried to summon some people to do things I don't feel like mentioning, but instead of the actual people being there, I saw them animated on this birthday card-like thing. Then I woke up fo' rizzle.
Devolution
So this was a pretty weird little dream...it involved a demo of some sort of video game that involved the descendants of Muslims. As the story went, the Muslim people were basically wiped out, with their few remnants being forced to live in an aquatic environment. Through generations of surviving in water, however, they evolved into Sahagin-like creatures that wanted to take over the world. Most of the game centers around this scholar guy in a library, gathering information about how the Muslims came to be these creatures. At one point, the library was overrun with Muslim-Sahagins, and the place was suddenly filled half-way with water. What happened next involved this woman telling a younger girl how to slay the evil Muslim-Sahagin matriarch (which was by lighting the thing on fire with a torch and kicking it off the high ledge they'd be standing on, into the water below). The girl confronted the matriarch, but there was a slight hitch in the plan - she came plummeting down into the water with it. The woman who'd tutored her dove in after her, apparently worried, and it turned out that while the fall had killed the Muslim-Sahagin matriarch, the girl had survived. The woman and her pupil then began to make out in the water.
Time Jumpers
This dream played out like an episode of some seventies show like Goosebumps. The story centered around this black teenager hanging out at a school library, and he was starting to notice something strange going on. Basically, he was stuck in a time loop, living the same day over and over again. No one else but him seemed to notice this. Just when he thought he would go insane, he was visited by a guy who looked just like Tony Amendola (Bra'tac from SG-1). He was apparently some sort of time jumper, and wanted this kid to be the next one. He gave him three mystical items...one was a pair of glasses (that I can't remember the function of); one was a golden chain sort of thing that acted a lot like the hookshot from Zelda; and I can't remember the other one, but it apparently made you able to fly. Don't remember an awful lot more, other than that the kid had to go through some trials to prove his worth as the next time jumper.
Fragment
This fragment had something to do with an ancestor of FFIV's protagonist, Cecil, battling the forces of nature...namingly, a volcano. Probably inspired by an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender I saw where Avatar Roku did the same thing.
9/27/08
Predictable
Funny how this one came to be... Yesterday I got an invitation from one of my friends to his birthday party, and noticed that he CC'd my ex-girlfriend. I told myself "Watch, just by noticing this, I'm gonna have a dream about her tonight." And lo and behold... Anyway, there's not much to tell about the dream, other than it involved plenty of ex-girlfriend frigidity and "why'd you REALLY break up with me?" interrogatives.
ABUSE THE ELDERLY!
So here's strange for you. I was at some weird kind of rally thing with Slip. We were sitting in a seat watching speakers come up and tell their life stories, having been ex-crackheads and such. Then Slip and I did something that I'm just not going to tell you, because I'd like to keep my dignity, thank you very much. Anyway, after that, I got up and had a look around the building we were in. I came across a door that looked like a bathroom door, only on the plaque there was a caricature of a long-haired man with a halo, and "Christ" written underneath it. Beneath the plaque was a laminated sign that said "Only the First Four Permitted". It just struck me as very funny and I had to laugh. Then, as if to tell me how this bathroom came to be, the dream made me take the perspective of another man. I guess I was a designer who had the task of designing bathrooms for the rally building. I was sitting at a table with whom I suppose was my girlfriend. Four old people (a short-haired, fit old woman; her sister, a long-haired, out-of-shape old woman; this huge "Igor"-looking old man with a hunched back; and someone else I didn't get a good look at) approached me and told me to show them what I had done for the bathroom design. I led them to the bathroom I had designed - it was pretty nice, with polished granite lining the sinks and polished marble lining the floor, walls and ceiling. I also seem to remember there being an empty McDonald's fry cup attached to the wall for no apparent reason whatsoever (design flaw, maybe?). They disapproved of my bathroom, so I got angry and stormed out, only to find myself in another, more cushy bathroom. The lighting in here was teal, as was the color of the frilly toilet seat cover and the rugs...and the sofas (wtf?). Anyway, the four old folks followed me in and ordered me to get out - the bathroom was supposedly meant for "Christ when he returns", and that only "The First Four", which I'm assuming was them, could step foot in it. Then I realized that they did not mean Jesus Christ, but rather the anti-Christ. Then the fit old woman with the short hair procured a shotgun. I wrested it from her hands, but they apparently had more, and began shooting at me - in a panic, jumped out of the bathroom window. I landed on a grassy field below, which I ran across as the First Four began shooting at me from the windows of the building from which I had just narrowly escaped. I noticed that it was nighttime by this point. Anyway, there was a deserted house across the way, so it was there that I took cover from the barrage of bullets. Then I guess I was no longer the designer guy, and I was myself again...Slip had somehow found his way to the abandoned house and was taking cover as well. The Four were shooting in our direction from the windows of the rally building. I checked the chamber of the shotgun I had stolen and it was empty. Then, the girl who was the designer guy's girlfriend called out to me from the window I had previously jumped out of, dropping a whole crateful of shotgun shells out onto the field below. I ran out and grabbed it, dodging bullets all the way, and making it back safely into the rundown house. I loaded the shotgun and, from one of the windows, aimed carefully at the fit old woman (whom I could see through one of the windows of the rally building) and shot; I got her good. Then, Rocky the Squirrel (?) broke in through a window and tried to attack me...I grabbed him and severed his head on the jagged remnants of the window pane he had burst through. I then went to find another one of the Four to aim at, and someone started shooting at me with a machine gun. It was the fit old woman who I thought I had just killed. I turned the light on my shotgun off and ceased fire for a while. She went back into the building so I followed her quietly. I entered what looked like a bedroom, and there was this cheesy old song playing, and I heard the lyrics "We live forever in each other". I saw the long-haired, unfit old woman asleep in a bed, with her sister's ghost standing over her and singing those lyrics. So I loaded in a round and shot the one in bed - the music abruptly stopped, and the ghost of the short-haired old woman I had killed looked horrified, and then vanished. "Two more", thought I. I set out to find the huge Igor-like man next, but I was stopped by my cat, who jumped on my arm, teeth and claws ablaze. I easily subdued him...there was heavy metal playing in the background through all this, and when there was a pause in the music, the cat hissed at me, which I thought was pretty hilarious. Then I woke up.
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