God?

**Carôusoul** · 02-22-2008 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Needcatscan

We came in late Carousoul. I was looking forward to participating in the "atheists pretending to be christians" thing, but bennington already exposed us

**StephenT** · 02-22-2008 10:46 PM

Very well done Mark and UM!

That was very fun.

To all of the stupid people who didn't catch on, you provided some good lulz. Thanks a lot Bennington.

I'm surprised it actually lasted that long!

Just goes to show that there's oblivious idiots who don't do any research on both sides.

**Taosaur** · 02-22-2008 11:36 PM

Originally Posted by nlmgr

This futhers the stereotypical belief that all lucid dreamers are members in cults.
Hey Taosaur: were you high when you wrote this.
Have you guys heard about those fish that had no eyes when they lived in a underwater pond, but when exposed to light, them back in a few generations? that is evolution in its prime.

I was high on the warm sap of Yggdrasil, the World Tree. Loki has clearly obscured your vision for his sport, that you would class the ancient rites of the All-Father a "cult." You might as well call the ocean a spot of damp, or the sky a faint belch.

**♥Mark** · 02-22-2008 11:37 PM

All hail Bashar, the multi-dimensional being!

**Lord Bennington** · 02-23-2008 01:16 AM

Originally Posted by Needcatscan

We came in late Carousoul. I was looking forward to participating in the "atheists pretending to be christians" thing, but bennington already exposed us

Oh crap. I'm sorry. I totally fell for it and was really disturbed and just blurted that out...

**StephenT** · 02-23-2008 01:26 AM

Too late for apologies now! Banish him!

**Needcatscan** · 02-23-2008 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by Lord Bennington

Oh crap. I'm sorry. I totally fell for it and was really disturbed and just blurted that out...

lol. Yeah, I was thinking to myself "what the hell happened to mark75????" then I figured it out.

I was scared we had a conversion on our hands.

**Xaqaria** · 02-23-2008 01:47 AM

The answer to this question is yes. It should be obvious, since you can ask the question. What you should really be asking, and what most people here are answering when they say 'I don't know' is

"What is god?"

**StephenT** · 02-23-2008 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Needcatscan

lol. Yeah, I was thinking to myself "what the hell happened to mark75????" then I figured it out.

I was scared we had a conversion on our hands.

Are you serious? Knowing Mark, after the first word I realized it.

Then I saw Mes say something also, so I joined in.

The best quote is the bit about "You can lead a blind horse to water, but you can't get him to drink his reflection."

**♥Mark** · 02-23-2008 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

"What is god?"

A particularly strong opiate.

**Xaqaria** · 02-23-2008 02:43 AM

Originally Posted by Mark75

A particularly strong opiate.

I would tend to agree.

**♥Mark** · 02-23-2008 02:47 AM

Best served with crackers.

**Sornaensis** · 02-23-2008 02:47 AM

Originally Posted by nlmgr

Is there a God?

"No."

**Xaqaria** · 02-23-2008 03:08 AM

Originally Posted by Mark75

Best served with crackers.

Everything godly is cracker related.

**Sornaensis** · 02-23-2008 03:09 AM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Everything godly is cracker related.

U racist/

**aceboy** · 02-23-2008 03:25 AM

Of course there's proof! The bible.

the bible isnt prove, it proves nothing. does it say how god flew into the sky? o of course by his divine power.

**Sornaensis** · 02-23-2008 03:27 AM

Example of proof by theist logic:

Child: Why was the universe made?
Adult: Because the FSM wanted to make it
Child: Oh, ok.

**Xaqaria** · 02-23-2008 03:43 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Example of proof by theist logic:

Child: Why was the universe made?
Adult: Because the FSM wanted to make it
Child: Oh, ok.

Example of proof by Atheist logic.

Child: How was the universe made?
Adult: Science did it.
Child: How?
Adult: I don't know, lol; just eat your peas.

**Sornaensis** · 02-23-2008 03:45 AM

Actually no.

Child: How was the universe made
Adult: Well, no one is sure. There are a few theories of how we got here, but none as to how it actually happened. Maybe we will have enough information in the future to make those theories?
Child: What?
Adult: Just eat your peas, it doesn't really matter right now.

**Xaqaria** · 02-23-2008 03:47 AM

I like mine better. Its more like your first one.

**♥Mark** · 02-23-2008 03:47 AM

Example of proof by Mother logic.

Child: How was the universe made?
Adult: I made it for the sole purpose for you to eat your peas.
Child: Why?
Adult: Because I said so.

**Sornaensis** · 02-23-2008 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I like mine better. Its more like your first one.

But it isn't the converse of mine.

Which is what atheism is to theism.

Duh.

**Universal Mind** · 02-23-2008 04:59 AM

Originally Posted by Xaqaria

Example of proof by Atheist logic.

Child: How was the universe made?
Adult: Science did it.
Child: How?
Adult: I don't know, lol; just eat your peas.

Example of proof by theist logic:

Child: How was the universe made?
Adult: God.
Child: How do you know?
Adult: Look at how great the universe is. There is no way it happened by itself.
Child: How was God made?
Adult: Think about how great God is. There is no way he did not happen by himself.