the parents having sex???? |
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ok, so there was this girl... we'll call her bianca... well bianca had always been told by her parents to never open the basement door. they stressed this... they would say, "bianca, never open the basement door." well one day bianca's curiosity got the best of her... and she opened that damned door. well, what bianca saw utterly amazed and shocked her... the twist is, neither you nor i would be amazed or shocked by what was behind that basement door... the question is... what was behind the door? |
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clear eyes. strong hands.
the parents having sex???? |
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I would have to say... she didn't actually open the basement door, she opened the gates of hell. Hell poured out and took her soul where she met Kevin Costner and found a magical rat that took her to the Bronx where some jewish guy cooked her and ate her. If that isn't right, you can kiss my ass because YOU are wrong. |
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its not anything supernatural right? |
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Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard
A closet jammed of endless crap that falls upon Bianca, killing her somewhat instantly...? |
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clear eyes. strong hands.
How about...the basement? |
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clear eyes. strong hands.
There was nothing at all, just an empty room. No big secret or anything supernatural like bianca hoped for |
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clear eyes. strong hands.
I would have got this in a second, but you said that wouldn't shock any of us. That would shock me!! |
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Adidas, the correct answer was actually my first thought, but my hell theory was much better. |
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So, her parents lived in the basement also? |
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no, they just never let her out... she could have thought it was just another room like her's... the possibilities are endless. sort of. |
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clear eyes. strong hands.
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