Reference in the title should be obvious.
One of my most awesome dreams ever, copy/pasted from another chat. (German Shake is me, 2-J is the admin from that site)
-- From May, 2008 --
German Shake: I had a dream about you tonight O_O
Doughboy: (Calls FBI)
German Shake: (...if you tell me you had the same dream, I have to kill myself because of all the innuendo going on :p)
Doughboy: And it was about?
German Shake: Alright, I’ll start from the beginning
Doughboy: k
German Shake: So in real life (not the dream), I used to live in a house, but we had to move away because someone bought it
German Shake: And the persons who bought it erected another house in the garden (the garden had been really huge)
German Shake: And in the dream
Doughboy: I see..
German Shake: I was on my way to that area to see how it looked like
German Shake: (I haven’t yet been there in real life, the pain would be big I think...)
German Shake: So the house is on a hill
Doughboy: (btw „erected“ lol)
German Shake: And I was walking up that hill
German Shake: :p Sorry
German Shake: „built“ would be a better word, huh
Doughboy: XD
German Shake: But before I arrived at my house, I came along another house (in the dream, yes?)
German Shake: And that house was yours
Doughboy: hah awesome XD
German Shake: Your house was kind of cool, but I’ll get to that part later
German Shake: So suddenly, I realized that the whole area was in Spain
German Shake: and next to your house on the one side was a shopping mall (an interesting one, too, but I’ll also get to that later)
German Shake: and on another side, there was the government building
Doughboy: i see.....
German Shake: Because the town where our houses stood was Barcelona
German Shake: And Barcelona in my dream was part of an independent state in Spain, Cataluna
German Shake: (It is likely that Cataluna will soon become independent in real life, too)
German Shake: Anyways
German Shake: The government was kind of tyrannic
German Shake: They had this police controlling everyone (just like in one of the two Germanies, 20 years ago, don’t know if you know about that)
German Shake: One half of the population liked the government
German Shake: The other half hated the government
German Shake: (It was a really long dream, you see :p)
Doughboy: I can see that XD
German Shake: Well, let’s come to your house and family now
German Shake: I don’t think you were an only-child in the dream
German Shake: Or wait, I think, more than one family lived in the house or something
German Shake: You all lived together, about 12 people or something
Doughboy: hmmm
German Shake: And you had your room on the top floor (the house was quite high)
German Shake: As I said, your house stood directly near the government building
German Shake: In front of the government building’s entrance door, there was a policeman who would kill anybody trying to get in ô_O
Doughboy: Oh Jeez
German Shake: I think there was another policeman standing in front of your house’s door, killing anybody who’d get out XD I forgot why
Doughboy: Awesome XDDD
German Shake: So as I said, it was a really cool house
German Shake: From your room, when could get into the shopping mall on the other side, but people didn’t know about that
German Shake: Now the shopping mall (quite big, and empty) was also linked to 2-J’s house XDDD
Doughboy: Hahah awesome this is indeed a kick ass house
German Shake: But 2-J wasn’t in the dream
Doughboy: Oh thats now so awesome O_O
Doughboy: not*
German Shake: Okay
Doughboy: We could share Japanese porn easily though i guess
German Shake: So I said this was a big house you lived in (or at least, high)
German Shake: xDDD
German Shake: So, we couldn’t get out, because of the policeman in front of the entrance
German Shake: (By the way, I never got to visit my own house in the dream :p)
Doughboy: I see...
German Shake: I kind of lived with your family in the dream, but I was only on visit
German Shake: You and I shared a big room, I think (don’t call the FBI...)
Doughboy: hah cool
Doughboy: XDDD
German Shake: So, because we couldn’t get out, we always hung a ladder out of your window at night and climbed out
German Shake: I think we tried to get into the government building
Doughboy: haha Dumbas guard XD
German Shake: Or we just wanted to have fuck in the streets at night :p
German Shake: Now that I think of it, I think the guard was only there at night, maybe to keep people from strolling on the streets at night
German Shake: Anyways
German Shake: Now your house was even more awesome than you think:
German Shake: From your room, when could also get to the top floor of the government building.
German Shake: (People didn’t know about that, either)
Doughboy: Awesome, awesome
German Shake: And one night, we went into the government building’s top floor
German Shake: I think in order to free Cataluna and kill everyone from the government or something
German Shake: But soon, people discovered us
Doughboy: Oh noes!
German Shake: And there was this huuuge crossfire action aimed at us
German Shake: We were really in big danger of getting hit
Doughboy: wow
German Shake: And at one point, you told me just to get back to your house
German Shake: You would „do the job“, or something
German Shake: And I went back, almost getting hit
German Shake: And all I know when you were finished, all the guys who lived in your house were really upset
German Shake: Hey, Frouwke Smile
Frouwke PLEASE, TELL ME MORE
German Shake: But the next day
Frouwke XD hi
Doughboy: Hey Fro!!
German Shake: The government didn’t exist anymore
German Shake: And all the newspapers celebrated the two of us as national heroes
Doughboy: Wow i must have really kicked some serious ass!!!!
German Shake: And I had a bad feeling because I didn’t do shit XD
German Shake: And that’s about it.
Doughboy: XDDD
German Shake: Indeed, Carlos! Smile
Doughboy: That is fucking awesome!!!!
German Shake: Yeah! Smile
German Shake: And after that, I had another dream that was just as long! But you weren’t in it, and I don’t remember much from it
Doughboy: I am glad you werent able to LD that becayse we most likely have ended up getting drunk
German Shake: So one could say I had a really delighting night
German Shake: xDDDDDDDDDD
Doughboy: that sounds likw a kick ass dream
German Shake: Yes!
Doughboy: I bet i killed those guys with my stabbing knife
German Shake: xD
German Shake: I fear not
German Shake: I remember something about a machine gun
Doughboy: Wow
Doughboy: FUCKING RAMBO MOVIE MAN!
German Shake: Now that I think about it, I think we weren’t even armed at all ô_O
German Shake: I really don’t know how you killed those guys
Doughboy: And remember shake it was alllllllllll a dream Wink
German Shake: XD
Doughboy: (hinting this happened in real life but your memory was deleted so you dont remember)
German Shake: I know. My neighbourhood isn’t located in Barcelona XD
German Shake: My whole neighbourhood was there, BUT it happened in Barcelona
German Shake: How you’re gonna ‘splain that?!??!?!11?!
Doughboy: Dont worry about it Smile
German Shake: xD
German Shake: Man, it was an awesome dream
Doughboy: (walks of into the night looking for his next adventure)
German Shake: I need have more dreams with you in it
German Shake: Maybe 2-J comes out, too XD
German Shake: xDDDD
Doughboy: I wish dreams were recordable some how
Doughboy: Can you dream about me going to Japan this time?
Doughboy: I want to see what happens
German Shake: Indeed.
German Shake: But I have recorded mine this time.
Frouwke maybe Shizuka will go
Frouwke sorry Carlos
Frouwke you’re too young for me
Doughboy: XDDDDD
Doughboy: Oh Fro XD
German Shake: But I fear no dream could beat this one Sad I mean really, you killing the government, both of us becoming national heroes...
German Shake: I mean, everyone knows us now, we’re celebrities!
Doughboy: Indeed Shake
German Shake: If we went to Japan, we’d have to sign autographs
German Shake: And it wouldn’t be a secret mission
Frouwke the pedo in Hard Candy is actually pretty attractive D:
Doughboy: Aww but still man Japanese chicks!!!!!!!!
German Shake: whut XD
German Shake: Okay, Carlos, I’ll try :p
German Shake: I’ve had really a lot of dreams involving 2-J in the pasz
Doughboy: We should seriously consider making that dream of yours into some kind of anime series
Frouwke yay my show started!
German Shake: Erik once appeared, too, I think
German Shake: xDDD Carlos
Frouwke I’ll be back in like an hour ;D
German Shake: You draw it, Carlos!
Doughboy: Bye Fro!
German Shake: Cya, Frouwke :p
Doughboy: Which reminds me
Doughboy: I dre a murdery looking guy
Doughboy: Let me get a link
Doughboy: OK found it
Doughboy: He came out crazy looking though XD
Doughboy: Just looks like someone who would murder the fuck out of you
Doughboy: and then save your body parts as suveniers
German Shake: XD Show me!
Doughboy: http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o...WeirdGuy-1.jpg
German Shake: The guy looks kind of Russian
German Shake: Is his name „Vlad“?
Doughboy: XDDD
Doughboy: I have no idea
Doughboy: Anyway its been a long whiel since i dra much
German Shake: By the way, the two of us really looked cool in that dream
German Shake: We were good-looking, and all that
Doughboy: XDDDD
Doughboy: Awesome
German Shake: And you were really a serious guy, not as funny as in the chat :p
German Shake: Savin the country was really important to you
Doughboy: I bet i wore a bandana before the ass kicking
German Shake: xD Unfortunately, no
Doughboy: ANd like was smoking
Doughboy: and before i killed the people i dropped teh cigar
German Shake: Not either XDD
Doughboy: and everything stops and i just deliver my lines
German Shake: You had a black t-shirt I think :p
Doughboy: and the death to all
German Shake: xDDD
Doughboy: Thats weird cuz i do wear alot of black stuff actually O_o
German Shake: I’d really like to know how you managed to get out of the crossfire, not getting killed
German Shake: Coincidence, man
Doughboy: And when i was picturing this dream i was also wearing black
German Shake: xD
Doughboy: Perhaps its a sign that we will be heroes
Doughboy: and save the world from al gore
German Shake: I don’t recall whether you was hurt during the action
German Shake: xDDDD
German Shake: I think you came out only 10 minutes after me
Doughboy: Holy shit XD
German Shake: You encountered the boss on the fifth floor, or something
Doughboy: Took down a whole government in 10 minutes XD
German Shake: xD
Doughboy: Seriously i must make this a anime series
German Shake: But I think from what I recall, those policemen were even much more evil than the government
German Shake: The policemen... man, everyone was shitting bricks because of them
Doughboy: That sucks
German Shake: Even you! But you didn’t fear the government.
German Shake: But that may be because you were in a rage and all that
Doughboy: in many places people are afraid of the police unfortunatly
German Shake: Enthusiastic and clear in mind and everything
Doughboy: I demand that you have more of these dreams
German Shake: The police in the dream would kill PEOPLE! Just because of them walking around at night!
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