Originally Posted by
Batch
Can I fly? Yes, but ... frequently I find myself getting tangled in trees or power lines.
How do I fly thee? Let me count the ways...I have flown by breathing into a bag and holding it over my head, folding and unfolding a chair really quickly, swimming through the air, throwing myself through the air like Superman, jumping really far, and then just not landing, and probably other methods I can't think of at the moment. One time I flew by absorbing the color blue. I'd point at a billboard, fade out all of the blue in it, then fly. Red and yellow were my enemy in that one, and if there were too much red and yellow, I couldn't drain the blue.