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what is the best, most epic way to kick a DC's ass, and then kill them?
i really want to do that to a particular someone, in a lucid dream.
the requirements is that, it has to give the person his, and then kill em good. there's also going to be someone nearby that i want to keep safe.
Well, here's my method of kicking someone's ass:
Step 1: Turn him around so that you will have a clear shot.
Step 2: Make sure he stays immobile.
Step 3: Raise your foot.
Step 4: Kick as hard as you can.
Step 5: Enjoy the effect!
There are a lot of methods for killing him/her too...Use your imagination.
Find a large hole.
Tell him to stand infront of it.
Yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" and kick him into it.
:P
it's gotta be like the matrix. like yer foot would move at the speed of light.
Order your new evil twin to kick the shit out of him
That's not near as fun as if you'd do it yourself. Maybe you turn evil and kick the shit out of him?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Legend
Even better you and an army of evil clones beat da shit outta one guyQuote:
Originally Posted by yellowlight
Go on Youtube and look up "Manhunt executions." That will, FOR SURE, give you some ideas on how to kill them.:D
Or maybe you and your army of evil clones beat the shit out of the guy and his army of evil clones :mad: :mad: :mad:! Much more action.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Legend
Send another planet crashing into the very point where they stand.
http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffxi..._collide,0.jpg
uhh, that would kill Kevin too. it would probably also end the dream.Quote:
Originally Posted by pojmaster17q
sorry to drag Kevin into this, but the truth is, it's why i started this thread. like i said in the link, i just saw the movie today. i am so pissed off that someone would try to hurt Kevin, that in a lucid dream, i am going to beat the shit out of the person who tried to hurt her. and then kill them.
but just shooting them, or exploding them is not epic enough. i need to kill them gooooood. like just do a classic beat-the-shit-out-of-them, then bring them to an airless planet (NOT earth), let them suffocate for a few, and then drop a 5 million giga-ton nuke on them that would destroy the planet. of-course, me and Kevin would be in some kind of airtight shield.
wow sorry for the swearing. but like i said, i love Kevin.
if you want to have a non-kevin-ized thread with this discussion, then tell a high class member like Oneironaut to start it. i did want to hold back on kevin-izing the thread for as long as possible. but i can't do it forever.
AND NOW I AM DONE WITH THIS POST.
You're not a DCQuote:
Originally Posted by peacock486
:blahblahblah: really another thread about how to hurt DC's???..........my god just search through old threads.. I've seen a few of these just made within this week... :nono: just look for similar threads before you start one. come on! if you want to make a thread make it original atleast!
should i shut up, or put this somwhere else?
well, this has qualifications. come on. i'm trying to kill one person, while keeping another person (or bird) safe.
You're really obsessed with those birds, aren't you? :bowdown:Quote:
Originally Posted by peacock486
If you just want that, don't say "epic". Just kill them. And that's simple to figure out. Either way, if you want the bird, er, teleport it to you. The very name of this forum is Dream Control.Quote:
Originally Posted by peacock486
well it will be acceptable if you say who it is (describe them) then come up with some creative ways to beat whoever it may be up. like say it was a fishman (...yes i know it fails, but its easy) that attacked kevin.. you can come up with special ways to take it down example: fishing rod with an explosive attached.. or something like that. just let that be known if a thread like this is created give it some unique characteristics that make it differ from other threads.
yes, to a religiously high amount. :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:Quote:
Originally Posted by yellowlight
now i'm really FUCKING pissed. i love Kevin. how much? just look above. just killing the person would still leave me sad when i wake up, as i would feel that he didn't get what he deserved. it NEEDs to be epic.Quote:
Originally Posted by pojmaster17q
well, the person is from the movie. he tried to capture Kevin and bring her back to the states to show to everybody, for money (as kevin was an unknown bird). he was so hostile. he put her in a small cage (Kevin is at least 7 feet tall), and just let her stay there, until the other people saved her. also, he has a skeleton of Kevin in his house, so he probably killed one of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nufeather1
i really want to kill him for that. just look above.
well, like i said, i could explode him into fragments, or maybe i could (uh-oh here we go) strap him to the bottem of a Saturn 5 rocket. or replace Ed White with him in the apollo 1 test flight (we all know what happened on Apollo 1), because Ed White is awesome. or maybe i could strap him to the heat shield on Apollo 8 (reenters MUCH faster then the shuttle, and as such, makes more heat). maybe i could put him on Apollo 18 (it got canceled), because Apollo 18 is the one where the lem accent rocket doesn't fire, stranding them on the moon. or maybe i could put him on STS-107 (the columbia disaster). or STS-51-L (the challenger disaster).
WOW this is a long post.
Ornithophilia.
Also, why would you want to kill him "epically" if you want him to suffer? Blowing someone up is an instant death.
Either way I think something clever would be to shatter all of his bones (with your mind, that is) then send them flying/cutting through his body and eventually reassemble them into an exhibit next to the exhibit of the other bird.
But still... it's just a DC. Don't get too angry.
EDIT: wait what movie
i want to make him suffer to an incalculable amount. then kill him epically.
Impale him on a spear, then stand that spear straight up leaving him to hang for days before eventually dieing.
:P
Crucifixion?
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Originally Posted by Mattofla
i say nay-nay.Quote:
Originally Posted by pojmaster17q
what does Ornithophilia mean?
Quote:
what does Ornithophilia mean?
an unhealthy love of birds.
Hang him upside down by a hook through his ballsack, beat him unconcious while he's hanging, wait for him to wake up, then stop on his face until he's dead =D
Literally kick his ass so that it falls off, and then have his ass eat him.
Eww. Geez, sometimes the things my mind thinks of...
I don't see how crcifixion wouldn't be enough punishment. It's wayyyy beyond eye-for-an-eye
what's the worst thing you can think of?
you're blatantly ignoring my point. either way, im starting to disagree with you.
you know, i'm just gonna beat the shit out of him, and then send him to hell.
i've been holding off on saying this. it needs to be cruel.
and now this thread is officially nuked. :morecrying:
There is nothing more satisfying than using your bare hands.
My most memorable kill was on a DC who butted his cigarette out on my dick. I kicked him in the face sending him flying off a balcony, dove off after him, caught him in mid air, grabbed him by the head and smashed it into the pavement as we landed, channeling both my body weight and his through his head on impact. It exploded like a ripe melon.
And that wasn't even lucid!
Rip him apart...
WITH YOUR MIND
:wtf:Quote:
Originally Posted by The Cusp
That's more like it.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Cusp
Drop your mom on him, from 1000 feet up.
Once in a lucid dream I killed a DC in self-defense.
By dropping multiple asteroids on him.
Lol, multiple! Like one wasn't enough!Quote:
Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia
Hahha, nice. One couldn't have done it!
Punch a DC in his stomach so he's gasping for air, and then toss him in a vacuum so he can't breathe. He'll gasp for air desperately, but won't be able to get any!
Oh god... I just had this conversation a few days ago. xD This is mostly what it came down to:
[First, the person would be raped by whatever sex they don't swing for. And if they're bi, I'll have an animal rape them. If they're bi and like animals, then I'll find something else. xD Then I'll have whatever it is rape them until their genitals are raw and bleeding and falling apart. Then I'd pour salt onto their genitals, and then rip them off/out. After that, I'd stick a cactus into the place where it used to be, and have someone occasionally twist it around. Then I'd cut off their limbs, tiny piece by tiny piece, and gouge out their eyes with a spoon. and smash them while they were still attached. And then....well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.]
So, yeah. I hope that inspired you. xD
Uhmm... I've had some pretty epic fights in my dreams. I've punched people through walls, before, stuff like that. I've done the 'multiple man' thing where there have been like 200 of me on one guy. But I've never gone out intending to kill anyone. Although some have died in my dreams.
Also... what's 'DC' stand for?
:roll: Dream Character :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by angerbunny
Go Gordon Freeman on their asses!Quote:
Originally Posted by Souperman22
I would say, walk up to some random DC, pull down your pants, bend over, and shoot a piece of shit out of your ass and into its eye socket, and watch them die :)
just be careful you don't soil yourself in reality though.... might be a bit of a problem there lol
Ever watched any of Steven Seagal's early movies? I'd say just copy what he does:P
Oh my God, I laughed so hard when I read that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia
If you want my opinion? Claw his stomach open, and pull out his intestines. Make them into a noose and hang him (the old fastened kind that suffocates them instead of breaking their neck).
OR
Cut his skin off, and boil him in salt water.
Whatever you end up doing, be careful to control yourself. If you get too excited or angry, you will wake up almost instantly.
Dang that would suck..Quote:
Originally Posted by tsukasa4444
I just recently beat an old classmate to death with a can of bargain-label green beans. This is not a joke - it is seriously what I had in my hand at the time.
Me: Hey brandon!
Brandon: What?
Boink. Death ensued.
I'm right there with you, peacock486! That was a great movie, and Kevin has to be the coolest fuckin bird I've ever seen! :happy: And then when that explorer guy had to capture him and all.... :pissed: I was pissed.
Make sure you take advantage of that fact that you have complete control here though. Shove a pill down his throat that keeps him from dying, then proceed to torture him to your heart's content. Then when you're done, shove another pill down his throat that cancels the effect of the first pill. Then kill him in the most epic way possible. Perhaps by creating a new big bang with his scroat as the center. :D
@hisnameistyler: I like the ideas you're coming up with haha...
@Spiritofthewolf: LOL
Something that will only hurt one guy, my favorite would be to eat half their body in one bite!
don't forget the epic music! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sacred Arboretum
The pokemon theme song! :laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKofewfeSoYQuote:
Originally Posted by Sacred Arboretum
Right
grab him by the neck and fly up into the sky
start to choke him
when hes breathless
turn around and dive into the ground
make sure you can travel through the ground
*SMASH*
if thats not good do the same but instead of diving throw him into the engine of an aeroplane.
Dress him up in little girls clothes, expose him to the public, and then choke him with your mom's sock.
oo embarasing a dc eh?
strip him naked and throw him into a all male prison
and make sure theres several "get out of jail free cards" in his rectum
also make sure everyone knows this fact
Ouch... poor guy. I'm not sure anyone deserves that...Quote:
Originally Posted by zezu
hitler
the bnp party
asama binladen
just to name a few
I changed my mind.
http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/me...boy/index.html :(
Right
take those ******** give them to me i will personaly
cuts off their ears
knock them out
drill holes in every joint on the left side of their body
wake them up and anounce i will do the same to the other side
this time theyle feel it
cut off there penesis
tape them into their mouths
and slowly burn them with a gas torch
hang them
cut them down
put a sledge hammer into their face
if theres more than one ill let the others watch whats going to happen
I think you should get your head checked :shakehead::poke:
Who, and why?Quote:
Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia
no hesitating.
Eat him/her alive? :D
Actually I probably should have said 'it'...because you know..DCs....
It's quite simple really, all you have to do is put the two of you in an epic arena like the coliseum and have a DBZ (dragon ball z) style battle. Instant epic!
Go up behind him and quietly slit his throat...walk away.
MAKE THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH...
...with their clone :evil:
Make them fight to death...
...with your dog
Send them to a non-stop Rick Astley concert and force him to watch, then shoot him in the legs and jump on his stomach. :D
Teleport him into a small transparent room with no doors. Then make the ceiling slowly move down and crush him.
Use your mind powers to make his teeth explode in his mouth. Then use your powers to make his head a'splode.
Put a black hole in his stomach, plasma on his feet, and Bose - Einstein condensate around his face. Wrap the whole mess in razor wire. Have a cold one.
I already have a similar thread to this.. plz use the search
Wait, best way to kick their ass?
Uh... with a spiky shoe?
Slice trough him...
http://jeffmilner.com/backmasking.htmQuote:
Originally Posted by Sacred Arboretum
Click the Pokemon Rap.
After playing MadWorld for a few hours, I have some new ideas.
1. Shove Yield/Stop/Whatever sign through their skull/neck.
2. Pull sign out, stick in heart.
3. Throw trashcan on head.
4. Tie to back of car.
5. Drive left and right, as fast as possible.
6. Stop suddenly.
7. Stomp as hard as possible on balls.
8. Same as 7, only on neck.
9. Throw body off cliff (or throw in dumpster, your choice).
I once threw one off a building, then I got under him and put a death spike under his ass, which came out his mouth.
I'd have to say materialize a sword inside of them and pull it out.
Either that or fire a laser beam out of my mouth.
force choke him :D
or...
FATALITY
Put your foot up his ass!
May I suggest the galactic punt?
say wat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Desert Claw
think of team rocket blasting off againnnnnnn!! *ting*Quote:
Originally Posted by Vincanity
http://trsrockin.com/images/ting.jpg
Go super sayian and throw a planet at them.
Or better yet, a star.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPqvW8ycEQ
Problem solved.