Thread: Best, most epic way to kick a DC's a$%?

Once in a lucid dream I killed a DC in self-defense.

By dropping multiple asteroids on him.

Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia

Once in a lucid dream I killed a DC in self-defense.

By dropping multiple asteroids on him.

Lol, multiple! Like one wasn't enough!

Hahha, nice. One couldn't have done it!

Punch a DC in his stomach so he's gasping for air, and then toss him in a vacuum so he can't breathe. He'll gasp for air desperately, but won't be able to get any!

Oh god... I just had this conversation a few days ago. xD This is mostly what it came down to:

[First, the person would be raped by whatever sex they don't swing for. And if they're bi, I'll have an animal rape them. If they're bi and like animals, then I'll find something else. xD Then I'll have whatever it is rape them until their genitals are raw and bleeding and falling apart. Then I'd pour salt onto their genitals, and then rip them off/out. After that, I'd stick a cactus into the place where it used to be, and have someone occasionally twist it around. Then I'd cut off their limbs, tiny piece by tiny piece, and gouge out their eyes with a spoon. and smash them while they were still attached. And then....well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.]

So, yeah. I hope that inspired you. xD

Originally Posted by tsukasa4444

Oh god... I just had this conversation a few days ago. xD This is mostly what it came down to:

[First, the person would be raped by whatever sex they don't swing for. And if they're bi, I'll have an animal rape them. If they're bi and like animals, then I'll find something else. xD Then I'll have whatever it is rape them until their genitals are raw and bleeding and falling apart. Then I'd pour salt onto their genitals, and then rip them off/out. After that, I'd stick a cactus into the place where it used to be, and have someone occasionally twist it around.

Dang that would suck..

Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia

Once in a lucid dream I killed a DC in self-defense.

By dropping multiple asteroids on him.

Oh my God, I laughed so hard when I read that.

If you want my opinion? Claw his stomach open, and pull out his intestines. Make them into a noose and hang him (the old fastened kind that suffocates them instead of breaking their neck).

OR

Cut his skin off, and boil him in salt water.

Whatever you end up doing, be careful to control yourself. If you get too excited or angry, you will wake up almost instantly.