Thread: Best, most epic way to kick a DC's a$%?

I don't see how crcifixion wouldn't be enough punishment. It's wayyyy beyond eye-for-an-eye

what's the worst thing you can think of?

you're blatantly ignoring my point. either way, im starting to disagree with you.

you know, i'm just gonna beat the shit out of him, and then send him to hell.

i've been holding off on saying this. it needs to be cruel.

and now this thread is officially nuked.

There is nothing more satisfying than using your bare hands.

My most memorable kill was on a DC who butted his cigarette out on my dick. I kicked him in the face sending him flying off a balcony, dove off after him, caught him in mid air, grabbed him by the head and smashed it into the pavement as we landed, channeling both my body weight and his through his head on impact. It exploded like a ripe melon.

And that wasn't even lucid!

Rip him apart...

WITH YOUR MIND

Originally Posted by The Cusp

a DC who butted his cigarette out on my dick.

Originally Posted by The Cusp

I kicked him in the face sending him flying off a balcony, dove off after him, caught him in mid air, grabbed him by the head and smashed it into the pavement as we landed, channeling both my body weight and his through his head on impact.

That's more like it.

Drop your mom on him, from 1000 feet up.

Once in a lucid dream I killed a DC in self-defense.

By dropping multiple asteroids on him.

Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia

Once in a lucid dream I killed a DC in self-defense.

By dropping multiple asteroids on him.

Lol, multiple! Like one wasn't enough!

Hahha, nice. One couldn't have done it!

Punch a DC in his stomach so he's gasping for air, and then toss him in a vacuum so he can't breathe. He'll gasp for air desperately, but won't be able to get any!

Oh god... I just had this conversation a few days ago. xD This is mostly what it came down to:

[First, the person would be raped by whatever sex they don't swing for. And if they're bi, I'll have an animal rape them. If they're bi and like animals, then I'll find something else. xD Then I'll have whatever it is rape them until their genitals are raw and bleeding and falling apart. Then I'd pour salt onto their genitals, and then rip them off/out. After that, I'd stick a cactus into the place where it used to be, and have someone occasionally twist it around. Then I'd cut off their limbs, tiny piece by tiny piece, and gouge out their eyes with a spoon. and smash them while they were still attached. And then....well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.]

So, yeah. I hope that inspired you. xD

Uhmm... I've had some pretty epic fights in my dreams. I've punched people through walls, before, stuff like that. I've done the 'multiple man' thing where there have been like 200 of me on one guy. But I've never gone out intending to kill anyone. Although some have died in my dreams.

Also... what's 'DC' stand for?

Originally Posted by angerbunny

Also... what's 'DC' stand for?

Dream Character

Originally Posted by Souperman22

Go Gordon Freeman on their asses!

I would say, walk up to some random DC, pull down your pants, bend over, and shoot a piece of shit out of your ass and into its eye socket, and watch them die


just be careful you don't soil yourself in reality though.... might be a bit of a problem there lol

Ever watched any of Steven Seagal's early movies? I'd say just copy what he does

Originally Posted by Specialis Sapientia

Once in a lucid dream I killed a DC in self-defense.

By dropping multiple asteroids on him.

Oh my God, I laughed so hard when I read that.

If you want my opinion? Claw his stomach open, and pull out his intestines. Make them into a noose and hang him (the old fastened kind that suffocates them instead of breaking their neck).

OR

Cut his skin off, and boil him in salt water.

Whatever you end up doing, be careful to control yourself. If you get too excited or angry, you will wake up almost instantly.

Originally Posted by tsukasa4444

Oh god... I just had this conversation a few days ago. xD This is mostly what it came down to:

[First, the person would be raped by whatever sex they don't swing for. And if they're bi, I'll have an animal rape them. If they're bi and like animals, then I'll find something else. xD Then I'll have whatever it is rape them until their genitals are raw and bleeding and falling apart. Then I'd pour salt onto their genitals, and then rip them off/out. After that, I'd stick a cactus into the place where it used to be, and have someone occasionally twist it around.

Dang that would suck..

I just recently beat an old classmate to death with a can of bargain-label green beans. This is not a joke - it is seriously what I had in my hand at the time.

Me: Hey brandon!

Brandon: What?

Boink. Death ensued.

I'm right there with you, peacock486! That was a great movie, and Kevin has to be the coolest fuckin bird I've ever seen! And then when that explorer guy had to capture him and all.... I was pissed.

Make sure you take advantage of that fact that you have complete control here though. Shove a pill down his throat that keeps him from dying, then proceed to torture him to your heart's content. Then when you're done, shove another pill down his throat that cancels the effect of the first pill. Then kill him in the most epic way possible. Perhaps by creating a new big bang with his scroat as the center.

@hisnameistyler: I like the ideas you're coming up with haha...

@Spiritofthewolf: LOL

Something that will only hurt one guy, my favorite would be to eat half their body in one bite!

Originally Posted by Sacred Arboretum

Make sure you take advantage of that fact that you have complete control here though. Shove a pill down his throat that keeps him from dying, then proceed to torture him to your heart's content. Then when you're done, shove another pill down his throat that cancels the effect of the first pill. Then kill him in the most epic way possible. Perhaps by creating a new big bang with his scroat as the center.

don't forget the epic music!