I would be amused to hear any thoughts...if any! From my journal:
"How Did This Get Here?"
NL This was too embarrasing! I was over at my schoolfriend's house. His little brother was looking for something that was important to him. He looked all over the house and couldn't find it. He asked me to help him look for it. I joined him in his search which led to his parents' bedroom. He looked in his Mom's drawers. When he opened one of them I saw something that caught my attention. Bright Red was what one could describe as an artificial phallus. I couldn't believe my eyes. My friend's little brother looked past it and kept on searching. I'm sure he didn't know what it was.

Next thing I know, his little brother and I, are in my car riding around. He is driving and I am in the front passenger seat. We're talking and I feel something in my jean's pocket. I remove it from there without even looking at it. His little brother who was in the middle of a sentence stops talking and looks at me now.

"Umm, what is that?", he asks, almost innocently.

Horror strikes me, how did I end up with this THING in my pocket? I put it away to hide it from him. This ten year old boy must have forgotten what we were talking about for he keeps on driving. I am sweating bullets. This sort of thing just cannot happen.

We arrive at the Mall. I want to throw this thing away! Just the thought of carrying it around sickens me. If I do throw it away, my friend's Mom is going to be wondering what happened to her toy. Then his little brother will say that I took it. I've got to put it back in her drawer. I sense it is futile now, because by this time, she will be home.

I now see my friend approaching me.

"You should check out the new store that is opening. You'll like it", I tell him to buy some time. Another two friends from school show up and both of them are acting funny. They go through my shopping bags that magically appear before me. It's almost like they know I'm carrying something I shouldn't.

I run away, but they are after me. I will throw it away, forget what anybody will think. My friends are in pursuit so I sneak into what looks like Temple of Confucious. I hide the stupid toy here for some reason. I breathe easily now, but I know that somewhere a Woman is looking helpless for her important object. Hahaha...eeeehhh!!


This is the temple was inside the mall or most likely, a small scaled version of it.

As for big red...use your imagination!