sloth's dream.. Try interpreting THESE weird dreams

[sloth]

These are dreams that have plagued me for years. The earliest one occurred when I was just three years old. Disturbing... unexplained. They have always haunted me. Try interpreting THESE horrible things. Bet you can't.

[sloth]

Dream #1: About three years ago - Kitty, my wolf pup, had puppies!!(in a dream) They are beautiful. There are about seven of them. They are cute and energetic and playful. But.. one is not like the rest... He is not energetic, or playful. The stands, motionless, staring at the wall, making a very faint growling noise, which lacks any sort of ferociousness. It is more like a sickly wheeze than a growl. But he never inhales. It emits one constant, steady growl. It has no fur, and it's skin is chalk white. It is skin and bones.. very skinny. Even though it still has an elongated, puppy shaped head, it has very large black eyes (like an alien) and no pupils. I try to get this strange puppy to eat, or to drink water, but he just stands there, staring, wherever I put him. Finally, I splash some water on him to get him to drink, but the water makes him shrivel, and he begins to die. He makes no noises, or movements. He just shrivels up and dies. Then... ...I EAT HIM! He tastes like chemicals... like that stuff that they use to preserve the frogs that you disect in biology class. His skin is white, and slimy... I still get chills thinking about this one.. I mean.. Where does this crap come from!

[Patrick]

Sloth - My interpretation for every dream involves the dreamer considering the possibility that his or her dream is just a product of their imagination, and has no significance at all. Scientifically, it could indicate an unusual amount of stress, maybe something you ate, or experienced (However knowing you I would be surprised if you ever got stressed). Maybe your mind was in torment at the time. To get all hippy-ish about it, I would concentrate on these facts: a) This alien puppy is exactly that; different from the rest, in both appearance and behavior. B) Your attempts to sustain the creature create the opposite effect. c) Eating him. Obviously. And then try to interpret the significance of each, if you so wish. Make of these points what you will; only the dreamer can properly interpret his dream.

[Inspirer]

It sounds a lot like you ate something bad that made you sick, maybe something tainted with the formaldehyde you were referring to.

[sloth]

I don't remember feeling sick, but that sounds like something feasable.. Maybe I was sick, even if I didn't feel it much. Dream #2: Many years ago - I am out in the field with my mom, and my favorite dog. My dog is playing and romping and running. Mom and I are doing yard work. (Out in the field?) Suddenly my dog trips on something, and accidently gets a large pole impaled all the way through her head. The pole is about 6-7 feet long. 'Oh no.' I say, and my mom sees. 'I'll get it' she says is a slightly concerned voice. She picks up the pole, which lifts my dog off the ground by it's... skull. Then she places her foot on the dog's head, and kicks it off the pole. The dog hits the ground, and I wake up. I swear I am not making these things up. These are the dreams that have always scared me. Dreams that make you go, 'What the hell!?' -sloth

[Leo Volont]

Hi Sloth, About those dreams... the one with the Morbid Sickly Puppy that you eat, and the one with the impaled dog that your Mother kicks off the pole. Sloth, you haven't been good to yourself so far in life. The 7 healthy puppies show that you are inherently healthy and wholesome. One one sickly one that growls is an incipient paranoia. Did you notice that by giving it nurturing and care -- giving it water -- killed it. That meant that it was inherently pathological, and that healthy things mitigated against it, as a Healthy Treatement will kill a disease. By eating the dead body you are synthesizing and incorporating this old diseased experience, tasting exactly what the nature of the problem was. Chemicals. Alien Chemicals... alien to your body. The spare in the dogs head was also indicative to self destructive behavior. The Mother kicking the dog off the pike shows a lucky degree of Spiritual Patronage. You are likely to survive this phase of self-destructive behavior. Though you will like retain some scars and a bad taste in your mouth. That reminds me of a joke. A young man walks into a bar and orders a martini to celebrate his first Blow Job. He thinks for a moment and changes his order to two martinis, because "It might take more than one drink to wash the taste out of his mouth."

[sloth]

Leo, you never cease to amaze me. When I read your interpretation of the puppy, it hit right on.. and not in the way that the lady with the wedding ring on her hand says to the fortune teller, 'YES! I HAVE been married! You're amazing!' I am real skeptical of these people. Perhaps you had already read somewhere or heard that I have put foreign chemicals into my body, but that is all of the interpretation you could have known about. This dream coincides with the time time in my life when I did the most damage to my body, and felt the worst about it. I ALSO, at this time, believed that I could do no wrong as long as I didn't hurt anyone else, so while I was doing everything I could for everyone else, I was hurting myself very badly. Thank you a lot. I accept this explanation. I have plenty more of these weird dreams.