ok heres my dream that i remembered its very long. please interpret its a very wierd dream! thanks if you read and interpret it!

the earliest thing in my 1st dream that i remember is: i was in a pier somewhere in the beach i think it was supposed to be long beach, california. me and my dad were walking in a strip of wood in the water and then we walk back and a shark is in the water. so im scared and want to jump back to the dock but my mom was blocking the way, and calculated some numbers and told my i only needed "2 newtons" to jump back, so i see the shark again and i jump to the dock (it was like only 3 feet away). then i just remember looking at the beach from the pier and the pier was wooded up and closed later. thats what i remember about this dream.

now my next dream. these are the parts i remembered in order:

i was in my old house that i used to live in about 1 year ago. then a gang of bloods began chasing me. i think the reason why i saw these bloods was because i was watching "boyz in the hood" til 12 midnight yesterday, but maybe they were here for a bigger reason. so i jump over this fence next to my house that leads to a some natural sewer and one of the gangsters was very strong and started to kick me. he said "he wanted to eat me". i was begging him not to eat me and he kept kicking me. then he said he wont eat me anymore and walked away. i ran away and then met my old friend kyle who used to live in the same old neighboorhood and he was helping me run away. then the bloods started chasing me again. kyle asked me if i should hide in his old houses' backyard, but i said someone lives there right now. so me and kyle run through the nieghboorhood and some alleways that weren't in the nieghboorhood. then, i hid behind some bush when the bloods were coming, and they didnt see me. i ran towards a house that was being built, which in real life is already built, and jump very high over this fence. the bloods start chasing me. i run through this forest in the back of the nieghboorhood and see RZA and GZA (rapppers of WuTang Clan) they see me (they were about 3000 feet away to my left) and they head towards me. i keep begging to the gangsters and rappers not to eat me. then, i end up in a hill of snow and my friend and his dad and my sisters were in the hill. i saw on my right the gangsters but they weren't chasing me anymore. so i jump up on top of big rocks with my friends up the snow hill and my sisters were snowboarding down. then i see deer tracks and we look at it. then at the top of the hill i'm running away from the gangsters again, who are chasing me, in the forest. i ran through a stream in the forest (which me and my friends always walking along in the past) and then i end up in some colorful place with a lot of water. i remember there was some soothing music. im still running through and run across some bridge and i remeber hearing someone say "feminine". wtf? so im running through this colorful place and i say "youll never find me ill be under the water" and then i lay down in shallow water with rocks on my belly.

now, i end up in a big store, like a blend of kmart and costco. i could jump very high on top of stacks of soda cans to the top of the store and thats where i hid. then, i see my brother and a friend nicknamed apac (he was the friend who was with me in the snow hill) and they're chasing me. i see them and run through the aisles and jump up to the top from the soda cans. basicly everything in the store were soda cans. then after about 20 minutes of chasing, i jump up the top and see apac, and hide behind this big wierd shaped object. he sees me and then i jump down and say "dont tell my brother im here you dont know how strong i am i do pushups everyday" and start running away from my brother who was coming. then, were all in this t-shirt section of the store and we have a truce and apac and my brother puts whipped cream on my back and i chase them and tell them to take the cream off.

then, i'm walking through this store. one of the cash registers ladies was a hot female who i never seen before and i walk through and she asks someone "are you flipino" and starts talking to them, she says she was half white/half filipino. (btw, im filipino) then in the aisle i see a kid in my school, then i walk back to hot register and ask her "are you filipino" and then she talks to me and we have a conversation. i see the kid that went to my school in the line for the cash register but i never talk to him. i just have a conversation with the lady while she puts the customer's items in the bags. then, i think i am bothering her, so i leave to talk to her later. before i leave, i ask her out to the movies and she says "what?" and ask her again, and she says "no". then i feel sad and say "ok, fine" and smile and drive a go kart through the store.

now, i drive through the store in a go kart and see my mom's bible study partners all sitting down. then, one of the bible study partner's son, who is 4 years old i think, rides in the go kart with me holding onto my back, and the weird thing is he didnt look anything like he did in real life, he was a naked lady with big boobs, lol. my mind just told me that was him. so were both riding through the aisles in the store and the parents look mad. i was just racing through the store.

thats about all i remember, thanks for reading and please interpret it was funny dream.