Okay, so I fell asleep one night and swore I woke up. But things were different, but looked so real. I was with another man, rather than the one I was having fun with last night, and he was clearly German or possibly Russian because he kept saying things I didn't understand and he sounded angry, even though he seemed like he was talking normally. Then out of no where, he started tossing scat around and I had no idea what was going on. I began running for my life and more and more scat flew from no where towards me. I ran into the bathroom to find scat plastered everywhere in there too. Well, everywhere but the toilet. Which was surely the weirdest part of this so called dream.

Finally I found the exit, but before I got to it, a phone began ringing. So I picked it up and I heard someone say something and it sounded just like that German guy. While I was on the phone with the German guy, he appeared before me, with scat still in his hand and no phone to be seen. I heard him keep talking through the phone, even though he was clearly not on the phone... Which left me pondering: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

So what do you think about this dream?