WEIRDest dream i've ever had

[db90]

I killed spiders for a man in a small hut in exchange for the use of his deer (yes the animal) in the woods near his house as a printer (yes the deer printed paper). When I was killing spiders for him one day, a giant spider came and laid eggs on my back. They hatched instantly and I was covered in baby spiders for what seemed like an hour. Finally I payed the man 175 dollars to get rid of the spiders. Then I decided to go to vacation in california. I packed my bags, but I was late and had to print out the ticket from the deer. I made the plane. But it was a spaceship. And on the way we saw the death star. We thought it would be a good idea to attack it, and then a tie fighter attacked our space ship. Our space ship launched us in these giant rods to "california", and then turned into a billboard advertisement by the side of the galactic highway. We got out, but we weren't in california. We were in some weird city that smelt and was very dark. Then these large globular green aliens popped out from behind a bush and sucked our eyes out with long thin arms. ???? This wasn't a lucid dream... does anyone have any idea what this could mean??

[Muggler]

Most likely your imagination. That sounds like a crazy dream though