~ Vex Kitten's Journal 05/06 ~

Aug 1 06



1- Old School Bathroom
Walked through a splice of 2 of my schools. Late for class but had to go to bathroom. Found it and every stall was disgustingly filthy. Thought about going in the sinks. They were cleaner. Looked in a mirror. My nose stud was gone. In it's place was a gawdy bejewelled nose ring. Took it out.
Turned and a woman was there. She grabbed me by the waist and started waltzing with me right there in the bathroom. I broke free and left. Wandered through the school further.


2- Tailed UFO's
Outside my grandmother's house, night, pointing out constellations to a few people. Turned and looked at a massive cloud in which lightning was flashing. Noticed small spheres of light whipping in and out of the cloud. The spheres had extremely long light tails trailing after them.
Everyone became afraid of the ships, sure that there was about to be an alien invasion. They fled and hid. I stayed outside watching, transfixed by the sight of the speeding UFO's


3- Infested Field
On one side of a field of mini corn stalks. Needed to cross it to get home. As I carefully picked through the rows noticed the field was infested with chipmunks and squirrels gnawing rabidly at the corn.
This disturbed me. Didn't like being in the midst of so many rodents. Suddenly a one eyed, ratty looking squirrel leapt out at me. I backed away, disgusted by the sight. A cat appeared from out of no where and attacked it. I watched the cat chew the face off the squirrel then leave it lying there. I followed the cat through the field after that.


<<< 375th DREAM >>>
4- Island X
Swam in the midst of an ocean with 3 others. Dolphins and whales were visible under water.
Became tired and wanted to rest. One of my fellow swimmers said the only place to rest was an island on which no one was supposed to set foot. They pointed it out in the distance. I swam to it. The island was nothing more than a huge pile of sand and jutting rocks with signs all over it saying no tresspassing.
I climbed onto the island and laid in the sand. No one came to kick me off.


5- I, the Poet
Sitting in a field of wild strawberries and daisies. Had a spiral bound note book in which I was jotting down poems. They came easily. I went back and re read them and didn&#39;t like the lines in the one poem. Spent most of the dream trying to come up with a proper sounding line to replace the faulty line. It was something about eyes and dies. Can&#39;t recall anything I wrote.

Aug 2nd 06


1- School Arguement
Wandered around college. Couldn&#39;t find my class. Asked various people where it was but no one seemed to know. They questioned if I was even in the right school.
Eventually ran into the dean. He too tried to tell me that I didn&#39;t belong at that school. Clicked in that they were trying to be rid of me because they were racist bastards. I started yelling at the dean, accused his school of being nothing more than a means to recruit new Klan members.
I was escorted from the building and shoved outside. I stood out there and continued to yell.


2- Iced-over Yard
My backyard had flooded and was nothing but a slab of ice. A little girl was outside in a dress and pink rubber boots sliding around on the ice. She fell through. The neighbor was out there but didn&#39;t do anything to rescue her. So I ran outside and dove in and pulled the little girl out. Tried to send her home but she said she had no home. So I let her sit in my house and warm up.


3- Joker Posts
Was reading posts on another site and noticed several posts by a user called Joker. Read through them all then IM&#39;ed an online friend and asked him to visit the site and read the posts. He did and was amazed. He started stalking the user Joker.

Aug 3rd 06

1- 2 Black Widows
A spider web was spun by my bed. The webbing looked metallic. I got up and noticed a gigantic black widow next to the web. Another black widow climbed the wall and tried to climb onto the web but the first spider attacked it. The fell to the floor and tried to skitter away. I grabbed the broom and clubbed them with the handle. Their abdomens cracked open like eggs and a blue goo oozed out.


2- Searching School
Rushed through school halls looking for someone. Had a can of coke in my hand that I sipped while I searched.
A guy half my size backed toward me. I ran into him. He turned around, his face extremely deformed, elephant man-ish . He cried that I intentionally ran into and hurt him. I yelled that I didnt. That he was the fool that backed into me. I stormed away and whipped my can of coke at the wall as hard as I could. &#39;Fuck I hate this place&#33;&#39;, I yelled and sought an exit.


3- Singing In the City
Was in Brantford. Walked down the streets singing a Red Hot Chili Peppers song, can&#39;t remember which. But others followed behind me and started singing too. Wish I could remember what song it was. Felt so great to be strolling through the city, carefree and singing.
Anyway, came to a parking garage and there was a guy hogtied on top of a car. We all walked past him, too enrapt with our singing to save the guy.


4- Half Hair Do
In a hair salon. Got my hair cut and the hairdresser curled half my hair. She got talking to one of the other hair dressors and apparently forgot all about me. I turned and yelled, &#39;HEY&#33; I don&#39;t have all day.&#39; The woman came back over and started redoing my hair, her mood now bitchy. She yanked and tugged angrily at my hair as she did it. Finally I just jumped up, grabbed her by the hair and threw her to the floor. I was going to attack and then decided she wasn&#39;t worth it. Simply left.


5- Nintendo World
Played a new Nintendo game. The main character looked like a booger with tenticles. Played a while. Suddenly I was inside the game. I was booger guy. A 3 story mailbox loomed before me. Scaled it. At the top were two huge eyeballs. The mailbox opened his mouth to reveal a letter inside for me. My letter had a little red mitten attached to the back. Took it and then slid down the other side of the mailbox. Then turnd and tipped the mailbox over. Ran through the rest of the game gathering seemingly pointless things.


6- Stalking Cloud
At a party, forgot my cam in the truck. Went out to retrieve it and saw the oddest cloud formation hanging low to the ground nearby. I whipped out my cam and tried to focus on what looked like hundreds of little faces. But they shifted too quickly to focus. Noticed one huge face with a wide open screaming mouth. Only then did i realize the cloud was moving toward me. Ran in the house. peeked outside to see the cloud had formed into a pillar that seemed to shimmy along. It was odd and scarey looking. It eventually dissipated.

August 14th

1-Leap of Faith (( 2.2 + ))

Recall being chased but don&#39;t know by what. Felt certain that whatever was chasing me was going to kill me. Ran through what looked like a jungle. Burst out from the trees and ended up teetering on the very edge of a cliff. Looked down, seemed as if I was on top of the world. Could see earth&#39;s curvature I was so high up. Didn&#39;t know what to do.
Suddenly, like a backhand to the face, I realized I was dreaming. It was a very low level lucidity and felt that I also had very limited control.
My mind raced with possible ways to escape when I remembered I needed to jump off a cliff. I moved back a few steps and then ran and leapt. My arms were spread wide out as I plummeted toward the ground far below. The wind rushing past me was like a lion constantly roaring in my ear. The cliff face was nothing but a rusty blur as I surged toward the jagged rocks that seemed eager to meet me.
As I fell closer to earth I began to feel panic. "Come on.. come on.. come on..." I kept muttering as I tried to will my body into flight, the entire time my eyes were locked on the fanglike rocks rushing up to meet me. I started to scream out in frustration when I realized that I couldn&#39;t fly. One last time I yelled, COME ON...FLY YOU STUPID BITCH&#33;"
Right after that my body began to soar horizontally. I swooped down and skimmed dangerously close to the waiting jagged rocks. I began to laugh a relieved high pitched laugh upon the realization that I would be safe. I soared, totally savoring the feeling of freedom and the cool breeze rippling at my clothing, all the way back up the cliff opposite the one I&#39;d leapt from. Gently I landed atop it. Across the way several lumbering and unidentifiable shapes paced along the cliff I&#39;d escaped from. I simply turned and continued on my way.
Eventually lost my lucidity as I wandered down an overgrown path that lead into another plant choked jungle.


2- Trapped

&#39;Woke up&#39; in bed, my entire body felt numb and I instantly knew I was dreaming. Took some time to shake off the cloying numbness but I eventually did and sat up. Looked about my room. It was dark. My eyes were barely able to make out shapes in the room. I stood atop my bed and wondered what I should do. I remembered that I have trouble Lucid flying so I decided that I would fly.
I jumped up and expected to &#39;ghost&#39; through the ceiling and end up floating outside but I fell back to the bed. I became severely irritated and tried a few more times to jump and fly. Nothing happened.
&#39;Okay. Let&#39;s try something else." I said aloud as I stared up at the ceiling. Instead of jumping up I would simply stand still and reach upward until my fingers came into contact with the ceiling. It took a while but somehow, without even moving, my hand pressed against the ceiling.
I lifted my other hand to touch too but it wouldn&#39;t reach. I sort of snorted in disbelief and muttered..."That&#39;s just fucked up." I had to take another small eternity waiting for my other hand to finally reach the ceiling.
When it did I thrust my hands up through stucco and grabbed hold of the rafters behind. I pulled myself up and through the stucco until I was in the attic. Crouched down in the dark constrictive place, I suddenly felt claustrophobic. Had to get out. Outside.
Thrust my hands up through the roof and pulled myself out onto it. I laid on my stomach atop the gritty shingles for a bit, relieved that I&#39;d made it outside. I rolled onto my back and to my horror another network of roof trusses where hanging above me. I stood and tried to ghost through those but couldn&#39;t. I began to feel claustrophobic again and simply slipped through the roof and ceiling to plop back onto my bed.
"Great. I&#39;m trapped." I said as I laid there staring off into the dark. I sat up suddenly and forced the powerless feeling away. "I&#39;ll just conjour up something to amuse me." I said aloud.
A friend of mine always askes me to Lucid Dream him, so I decided to do just that. I simply whispered his name and a ghostly visage of him appeared before me. He was on his knees looking up at me with expectant eyes. As hard as I tried I couldn&#39;t make him solidify. I grabbed hold of his hair hoping that the contact would either help him to become solid or at the very least keep him in the dream. It didn&#39;t work. He faded after about 5 seconds.
I was so startled by his sudden disappearance that I stumbled backward and fell through the wall. My feet were still in my room while the upper part of my body was in the next bedroom. I was both frustrated and elated. Frustrated that I couldnt hold my friend in the dream and elated that I&#39;d actually ghosted through a wall and ceiling.. things I&#39;d been having problems with in previous lucid dreams.
Not sure but I think it was the odd mingling of emotions that caused me to loose lucidity. I soon after woke instantly up.

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Originally Posted by Vex

As I fell closer to earth I began to feel panic. "Come on.. come on.. come on..." I kept muttering as I tried to will my body into flight, the entire time my eyes were locked on the fanglike rocks rushing up to meet me. I started to scream out in frustration when I realized that I couldn&#39;t fly. One last time I yelled, COME ON...FLY YOU STUPID BITCH&#33;"
Right after that my body began to soar horizontally.
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Hahahahaha&#33;
Classic. :wink:

hahaha.
Yeah... apparently not only do I verbally abuse my dream characters I also call myself down too.
But it worked... got my butt flying.
:biggrin:

August 16th 2004

Tornados & Grams

At Gram&#39;s house. It was full of people. Most of the people left. Noticed 2 kids had been left behind.
Was going to take them outside but when I opened the back door there were hundreds of thin funnel clouds snaking slowly across the overcast skies. My stomach turned at the sight of them.
Grabbed the kids and went to the front door and far off to the left was a monsterous tornado roaring straight for us. I paniced, literally terror stricken. My mind shut down a few seconds. The children tugged at me and I snapped out of my stupor.
I mumbled...we have no basement...then began listing off various potential hiding places. There was no where to go. Rushed the kids into the middle bedroom, dragged a mattress over us and held the children tight to me. As the roar of the monster tornado grew closer I could vividly imagine the house ripped to shreds and splinters around us, the children being ripped from me and sucked away by the twister.
I snapped. "To hell with this. We&#39;re not going to lie here and wait to die&#33;" I shoved the matress off of us and pulled the kids to their feet. We charged out of the house just in time to see the huge tornado slide over and obliterate the church down the road. We dashed across the field away from it. As we ran I tried to recall how fast tornados move and remembered that they move faster than we could ever run. This realization caused me to halt in my tracks. I knew we&#39;d never outrun it.
It was that last defeating thought that nudged me into realizing I was dreaming. I knelt in the mud and pulled the crying kids to me. I told them to not be afraid, that we were in a dream, in my dream and the tornado couldn&#39;t hurt us. Couldn&#39;t do anything to us.
I closed my eyes and imagined the monster tornado fading. Behind me it&#39;s encroaching roar slowly faded to nothing. I turned and looked. It was gone. "See, nothing to be afraid of." I said. The kids smiled and clung gratefully to me.
Looked up to see that there were still hundreds of funnel clouds in the sky threatening to touch down. Purpleish blue lighting bolts struck all around us too. Instead of trying will them all away I sat down and raised both hands into the air. I motioned sort of like I was parting curtians from the middle. The clouds in the sky slid to either side a bit and sunbeams burst through the narrow part. Exhilerated, I continued parting the threatening sky until nothing was left but a few faint whisps of cottoncandly like clouds. The kids sat with me and were amazed.
People started coming out of their houses. The looked at the three of us sitting in the middle of the field all smiles and mud and wondered what had happened to the storm. I think that only the three of us knew what I had done and I didn&#39;t mind. I was too exhausted to take the credit for getting rid of the storm.
A brilliant white light flashed to my left. I looked up at the twilight sky. A small sphere of pure light or energy decended until it hung about a foot over my head. It showered me in it&#39;s glow. I didn&#39;t like it. I did&#39;t want to be singled out. I got up and ran, hid behind a tree but the light followed and found me. It hung over me again. I tried to wish it away but I couldn&#39;t be rid of it.
One of the kids ran up and told me I looked like an angel and latched onto my leg. I pried her off and told her I wasn&#39;t an angel then started swatting up at the hovering light. People came over and all stared at me as if I were a one person freak show. It irritated the hell out of me and I told them to get away. They only followed as I tried in vain to will the light away from me. I wouldn&#39;t have minded it so much if I were alone but it was drawing everyone&#39;s attention and I hate being the center of attention. Unable to be rid of the light another solution occured to me. "Wake up." I demanded of myself.

A few seconds later I woke up, this dream vivid in my mind.

Aug 17th

Almost Got Him&#33;&#33;

Just woke up from a quick nap. ^-^
Was really tired due to lack of sleep. Closed my eyes and my HI was going crazy, almost kaleidoscopic. No time at all a dream formed.
Knew I was dreaming as I was looked at a computer screen. Was on a forum. My first thought was it was DV but it couldn&#39;t be because the color scheme was wrong. This forum was beige and peach colored.
I scrolled up to the top of the page to see what site I was on when it hit me that surfing the net wasn&#39;t what I&#39;d intended to do.
"What was I supposed to do? What was I supposed to do? What was I supposed to do?" I kept asking myself, trying to remember the reason I&#39;d needed to dream. After a lot of strenuous thought It suddenly dawned on me.
"I&#39;M SUPPOSED TO KILL THAT EFFER&#33;" ((last night mountian and I had a lovely little convo about dream killing each other))
Immediately I tried to recall what he looked like. I remembered the picture he showed was blond but that&#39;s all I could recall. I furiously tried to conjour up a mental image of him but couldn&#39;t.
I woke up, I think out of frustration, soon after thinking...Dammit... I almost had him&#33;

I can&#39;t believe I came that close and then woke up .... :morecrying:

Just realized I&#39;ve now had 4 LD&#39;s in 4 days&#33;&#33;&#33;

Woo hoo for me&#33;

Aug 18th

1- Cornfield Chase
Was being persued down an unpaved road. Turned and was going to hide in a cornfield on the other side of the ditch.
Got across and into the field but the corn stalks were suddeny only knee high. I ran through them and through several other crops of veggies looking for a place to hide.
Farmers and farmhands watched me trample through the field but the apparently didn&#39;t care. There was no where to hide. NOWHERE.
I then realized I was dreaming and thought, &#39;I can hide in the dark.&#39; The world around me was plunged into pitch blackness and I finally felt safe. Laid down and hid.

**don&#39;t remember what happened after, either dream switched or I lost lucidity.


2- Xmas in Summer
Alone at my cousin&#39;s. I was stripping out of my clothes right in the living room. The back door swung open. Tracey and her kids walked in. They didn&#39;t seem to care that I was in my underwear.
Scene shifted to one of Christmas. All kids were opening their presents. I went into the kitchen and felt compelled to clean it. Tracey came in and made annoying convo. I could tell she didn&#39;t want me there but didn&#39;t have the nerve to tell me to leave.
Her kids came up and gave me some of their gifts since I didn&#39;t get any. This infuriated Tracey into finally kicking me out.


3- Murder by Backhoe
Was someone else. Had long wavy hair that spilled into my face. Was considerbly younger too.
My &#39;family&#39;, mother and 3 other kids were tossed into a pit with me. I managed to climb out and was going to save the others but my mother told me to go. It was too late for them. Reluctantly I left and hid behind a huge wood pile.
Watched as a huge backhoe was driven to the pit. The scoop was lowered into the pit and crushed my family. They were then buried.
Enraged, I charged to attack but was simply grabbed by the hair, tossed to the ground and shot.


4- Metal Fangs
Don&#39;t remember much more than sitting on a couch with aching teeth. Reached into my mouth and pulled out what I thought were dentures. The entire thing was made of metal and instead of regular teeth it was all fangs. I inspected it for a while and eventually put them back in though they were highly uncomfortable.
Remember trying to speak while wearing them. It was nearly impossible. I&#39;d have to remove them to converse.


5- The Gateway
Was on a tour through an old house. A massive wall to wall fireplace caught my eye. I stayed behind and watched it. From out of no where 5 demonish creatures appeared in front of the flames. Two stood at one end, two at the other and one creature stood in the center. They all had contorted lances or spears.
The things spoke to me. I didn&#39;t understand. Was disgusted by their appearance but not afraid. It seemed they were trying to beckon me into the flames. I understood that something lie just beyond them but I was too afraid of being burned to step into the fire place.


6- The Forest Path
Strolled along an overgrown trail through a completely silent forest. After a bit heard rustling following alongside me in the trees. Stopped and froze. Thought it was a wolf.
The creature eventually came out. It was a deer, about the size of a Jack Russel Terrier. It walked up to me and simply stared. I was afraid to move. Didn&#39;t want to scare it away.
Somewhere a dog barked distantly and the doe leapt back into the trees I was tempted to chase it but knew I&#39;d get lost if I did. Looked down to see that my legs were covered in ants. I was standing atop a huge antmound. Nearly flipped out, brushed the ants off and ran down the path not knowing or caring where it lead.

August 19th

1- Implosion
In a run of the mill looking corner store. Stood in line forever waiting for the stupid ass in front of me to count out pennies. PENNIES&#33;
When finally he was done the store clerks and I stood bitching about the guy and his damned pennies.
The one clerk snapped. He whipped out this thing that looked like a pipe bomb. He whipped it at the floor and everything in the store exploded in agonozingly slow motion. Just as I thought the flames and shrapnel like debris was going to hit me everything reversed and imploded.
Felt like the very molicules of my body were being ripped apart and sucked into the center of the implosion. Woke up suddenly from this one.


2- Bar Hopping
Was sitting on the floor of a bar. No clue why, but my aunt told me to get up and join her for a drink. She said she didn&#39;t want to fight and shoved a shot of whiskey at me. I wanted it so badly but remembered that I&#39;d quit drinking a few months ago. Wondered what the hell I was doing in a bar.
A considerably younger guy started hitting on me. He reminded me of Robin from Batman, the Animated Series. I kept telling him to leave me alone. He wouldn&#39;t. I shoved at the table which pushed him back against the wall and pinned him there. Picked up beerbottles lying about and started whipping them at him. People around me started passing me bottles to toss too. Fun till I got kicked out.


3- Gameshow
Was one of three contestants on a game show. The set was various shades of blue. Anyway we had to watch a rapid succession of pictures flash on a screen and then name off three of the faces we remembered seeing.
I knew every face, all famous people. But when the screen stopped my mind seemed to go blank. Seconds ticked down and finally a couple of the faces came back to me. One was Kevin Costner, the other was Jay of Jay and Silent Bob.
I won cuz the other contestants couldnt remember anyone. My prize? I got to choose from a group of 5 people which I wanted for my own.


4- Naked @ Hospital
Woke up in a hosptital bed. Was naked except for a sheet over me. Got up and felt frantic to leave. FOund a towel and wrapped it around my midsection to conceal my lower lady parts. Didn&#39;t care about the top parts. Not all that much to have to hide anyway. haha. Spent the dream roaming through seemingly endless hospital hallways. No one seemed to notice I was wearing only a towel and I didn&#39;t mind either. Only upon waking did it strike me as odd.

*NOTE* slept in -about 7hrs sleep as opposed to 5hrs - only recall fragment of one dream.
Did however go back to bed about 11 am determined to lucid dream, had two small ones

Aug 20th


<<<400th DREAM >>>
1- Fragment JR
Remember seeing my cousin JR. He was dressed in a deep blue suit and had his hair slicked back and ponytailed. It was shocking to see him like that. He&#39;s one of the biggest slobs I know irl.


2- Bathroom/Shapeshift ((used HIT))

&#39;Woke up&#39; lying on my back in my dark bedroom. Knew I was dreaming. Heard a child singing in the bathroom across the hall. Sounded as if she were in the tub swishing around. Got up to investigate.
As I made my way there I knew the first thing I&#39;d see was the mirror. Decided to look into it to see if I looked any different. So I did. My reflection seemed sort of dark, as if the mirror had tinting on it or something. I did look different. Had long hair that spilled down over my shoulders. Noticed my nose stud was gone.
The kid started singing again and I peeked around the corner at her. I didn&#39;t recognise her. She was hanging by her hands by a red button lodged in the wall between the taps and the shower head. I told her to get down. Didn&#39;t want her to get hurt. She plopped back into the full tub and played with the toys floating around.
I turned back to the mirror and decided to see if I could shapeshift. Tried to change the color of my eyes and hair just as a tester. Couldn&#39;t. For whatever reason I wanted to see what I looked like with a set of big curvy and sharp devil horns. I tried to force them to grow but they wouldn&#39;t.
I did, however, notice a faint aura around my body. Sort of like rapidly shifting heat waves. As I tried again to will horns to grow the energy around me shifted and I could see it take the shape of horns atop my head. It wouldn&#39;t solidify. I looked down at my hands and they weren&#39;t mine. They were considerably thinner and I couldn&#39;t see the trembling aura. The only time I could see the aura was when I was looking at myself in the mirror.
The little girl in the tub asked me something suddenly (can&#39;t remember what) and sort of startled me.
Woke up right after.


3- Stalking LD
&#39;Woke up&#39; again into lucidity on my bed. I remembered the dream I had were I couldn&#39;t get out of my house and knew I&#39;d get out this time. Nothing would stop me. I crawled over to my wall and decided to slip through it. Pressed my head against the wall and it took a bit of force but eventually slipped though. With only my head hanging out of the side of my house I watched the next door neighbor whipping his lacrosse ball against his house and catching it. I waited for him to turn and see me so I could scare him but I suddenly lurched forward and fell entirely through the wall. Landed hard on the ground. Only then did the guy glance over and see me. He waved and went back about his business.
I stood, brushed myself off and looked up at the sky. Took a couple of steps and leapt into the air. Sort of levatated off the ground a bit. Wasn&#39;t good enough. Looked up at the super saturated blue of the sky and simply imagined myself soaring up into them.
A split second later I spiralled swiftly upward and into the clouds. It was amazingly cold up there but so indescribably serene that I simply would have stayed up there for the entirety of my dream but I remembered there were many things I&#39;d intended to do with my lucidity.
I glided back down to earth and came to hover just over my roof top. My mind raced with ideas. One of the first was to kill that annoying waste of human flesh, Mountian. ((hehehe)) After that came the idea of finally visiting Dildo Island just to see how my mind would conjour it up. I&#39;d also lately been wanting desperately to LD the Joker or Trowa but upon thinking of Trowa I remembered there was something else I&#39;d wanted to do. I wanted to try dream stalking.
I turned to face the south and in my mind repeated the name of the town that I wanted to visit. The world spun around me, a blur of brilliant color and then is stopped. It had reformed below me. I looked down upon a town that was sprawled across a fairly flat countryside.
Decended beside a big abandoned house on the outskirts of the town. A field of swaying grasses undulated alongside the house. The sun had fallen very low in the sky and the entire scene was cast in a warm orangish-yellow glow. The swaying field of grass was backlit by the light and nearly looked like molton lava waves.
After admiring the gorgeous scene for a bit I turned and simply walked into town. The thought had crossed my mind to simply conjour up the guy I was stalkign but I decided it&#39;d be more challenging and fun to hunt him down. Strolled further into town. All the houses looked basically the same. After a while I got frustrated and decided I wanted to be in the general neighbor hood as my stalkee. The houses and streets suddenly whirled and shifted around me. They neatly rearragned into what felt like a familiar area. I continued on. Walked along looking from house to house knowing I&#39;d instantaneously know the place I was looking for when I saw it.
Eventually woke out of this, feeling amazing yet pissed off that I hadn&#39;t caught my prey.

guess what?
im back.
=)

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Originally Posted by jjm121

guess what?
im back.
=)
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You stalker.... :P
Glad to see you back.


Aug 21st


1- Bundy Dream
Don&#39;t recall much more than Al Bundy from Married With Children bitching about what a bunch of ingrates his family were.


2- Lacrosse Game
Was at an arena that kept alternating from an indoor arena to an outdoor staduim. There was a lacrosse game on. I think it was the Toronto Rock vs Buffalo Bandits? Not entirely sure.
I pointed out to my neighbor that knew players on both teams, that I&#39;d went to school with them. The person, in turn, accused me of being a liar. Argued a bit then had the urge to got outside.
Once outdoors discovered that there was a little kid missing. So I began helping search for him. It was dark and cold and we were anxious to find him. Never did.


3- Mini UFO&#39;s
Outside with my telescope. Took it way out back past the treeline and into the field behind my house. Set up and was trying to get Jupiter into focus. Was determined to see Redspot and Redspot Jr.
Something small buzzed past my ear. Looked up to see several chicken egg sized UFO&#39;s. They were illuminated from the inside and were everywhere. They&#39;s swarm me then disperse, swarm and disperse. Was afraid but my curiosity overpowered fear and I stood there watching the small ships zip around the field.

lame.

Aug 22nd

1- Restaraunt Brats
Stood in line to get into an upscale restaraunt. When finally we got seated we ended up to a table of six kids. They were loud and obnoxious.
I only ordered a water with a splash of lemon juice and waited. As I did the kids got louder and louder. They stated talking with their mouths full, food fell out of their mouths or sprayed across the table when they laughed.
Most of the other patrons were disgusted by the behaviour. And while I was mildly disgusted too I found their antics to be sort of funny.


2- Ice
At a botanical garden. Stood on a platform overlooking a huge lilly-padded pond. A small girl skipped along the top of the water as if it was solid. I felt like telling her to get off the water before she sank. But the surface seemed completely solid. Can&#39;t describe it but it was in some odd state between solid and liquid.
The girl slipped and slid to the edge of the pond, fell into the liquid water. I pulled her out. She was frozen into an opaque medallion of ice. I tried busting her out. Impossible. Took her to a room and thawed her. As the last of the ice fell away she stood suddenly and instead of a girl was a doll. She winked at me and took off.


3- The Telephone Call
At home. Roomie answered the phone. It was for me. Got on and an almost robotic female voice informed me that I had to take the document to a specific address or die.
I had no idea what she was talking about. She told me to quit playing stupid and deliver or die. Again, informed her I didn&#39;t know what she was talking about. We both argued for a while before she just hung up.
Went into my room and to my horror there were envelopes and packets of documents sprawled all over my bed. I gathered them up and tried to remember the address the woman gave me but it slipped my mind.


4- Bathing Muttface
Chased my dog muttface around the house. She needed a bath. Finally caught her and got her into the tub.
Lathered baby shampoo in my hands and then started scrubbing her fur. She&#39;s mostly white but she was so dirty she looked gray.
Pulled my hands away from her, as I did her fur began to slide off her body in large clumps. Was shocked and all I could do is watch as every last bit of fur eventually fell off her. She looked odd, disgusting without her fur. I decided I didn&#39;t want her anymore.


5- Concert
Had a balcony seat at what was supposed to be a rock concert. To my surprise it turned out to be a classical music concert. The orchestra started playing Mozart. It was his Symphony No 40 in G Minor, K. 550. (( http://encarta.msn.com/media_461564975_761...inor_K_550.html - just for my own reference))
At first I was disappointed at the change but the more I listened to the classical the more I liked it. Woke up shortly there after and this piece of music was playing on the radio.


6- Short LD Napped and used HIT @ around 8pm
I was on a high wooden platform. Looked over the edge and far below was a large dark pond. Started to feel dizzy from being up so high but then reminded myself it was only a dream.
Leaned farther over the railing and willed the platform to not be so high. Couldn&#39;t tell if the platform lowered or the water rose up. It happened so quickly I was shocked for a moment.
Remembered a dream I&#39;d had last night about the girl playing on the water. Decided I wanted to walk on water. Jumped over the rail and landed on the pond&#39;s surface. I could feel the wetness seeping in through my shoes as I strode across the dark liquid.
Suddenly wanted to be on land. Wished for land to be under my feet. The pond changed from a black glasslike surface to a shiney chocolate brown. Looked like melted chocolate. My feet sunk into it up to my ankles. It was mud.
As I looked down at my feet I ended up staring at my chest. Wondered what it would feel like to have gigantic boobs. A moment later they were expanding, sort of like balloons being filled with air. Except they weren&#39;t airy. They were heavy. I let them grow to an insanely monsterous size and they became so heavy that I tipped over into the mud.
I laughed my ass off as I struggled to get up again. I had to will my boobs back to their original size before I could get up again. Then I had to struggle to pull my feet free of the suctioning mud.
Woke up during that little struggle.

Your dreams are always awesome.
Great fun dropping by your journal here, hahah. :content:

I apologize if you&#39;ve answered this before but do how do you recall so many dreams? Do you wake up after every dream or recall them all in the morning?

Mountian, kiss my superior dreaming ass.

And Merlock, nice of you to stop in. My dream recall has just slowly improved since I started this online journal. It&#39;s gone from 1 or 2 dreams a night to 4 - 6 or so dreams a night. Could chalk it up to practice?

I sleep till morning. Go to bed at 2:30 -3 am so I&#39;m dead tired and crash out as soon as I lay down. Even if I did wake up in the night I think I&#39;d be too lazy to jot them down.

When I wake up in the morning I lay still and let my dreams come back to me. Once I remember one it seems to set off a domino effect. One recalled dream leads to the next and that one to the next. I then reach over to my night table and scribble down a few words describing each dream. I then go about my business. Later I come back and read over the sentences and even if I&#39;ve forgotten my dreams, just re reading what I&#39;d scribbled down that morning will bring them back to me.

For instance, my scribblings for todays dreams read:
1- eating at rest. w/rude kids
2- kid play atop water - ice medallion - unfreeze into doll
3- deliver or die - documentation
4- scrubbed muttface fur off
5- rock conc. to class. conc. - mozart symp 40

Downside to this is sometimes my writing is so messy that I can&#39;t decipher it and thus lose a dream here and there. I have a small digital recorder too but in my morning grogginess sometimes forgot to press the record button before dictating my dreams. :oops: So I&#39;ve lost a few dreams due to early morning stupidity too.

i have a notebook by my bed. I&#39;m usually to lazy to write anything in it tho. but i will give that a shot&#33; :yumdumdoodledum:

**note ill night before, today and still - lousey DR**

Aug 23rd

1- Colander?
Only recall a bit of me being handed a colander and referring to it as such. Whoever gave it to me argued it was a strainer. Argument continued. That&#39;s all I recall.


2- Fishing Trip
Went fishing with my brother and his girlfriend in waterford. I left to go shoot some landscape pix. By the time I got back bro was hauling his girlfriend out of the water. She took her shirt off and was all fishbites. I laughed because the fishbites looked like a bunch of mini lipsticked kissmarks all over her body. I chased her around trying to get photos of the odd bitemarks.


3- If This Were My Last...
Took a nap about 7:30 pm, determined to have a HIT.
"Woke up&#39; in bed, lying on my stomach. Room was dark. Knew I was dreaming and couldn&#39;t make up my mind what to do. Even in the dream I knew I didn&#39;t have much time, knew my nap would be short. Asked myself... "What would I do if this were my last lucid dream?"
One thing popped into my mind. A scene i&#39;d wanted to LD for months now. I pictured the person I wanted and felt the bed shift a bit as his wieght eased onto the mattress. Turned and saw him there in the dark. A big ol stupid grin slathered across my face at the sight of him.
I remembered that there was another I&#39;d wanted for this particular scene and tried to decide which form of him I wanted. As I tried to decide I reached over and brushed the hair off of the 1st guy&#39;s face. I wanted to see his eyes so badly but the room was too dark. Slid my fingers farther into his hair. That moment of first contact was so indescribably wonderful that all other thoughts simply fell away. Felt so perfect...
And that&#39;s all I can and will include here.

Aug 24th 06

1- Spidey vs Batman

Sort of like watching a cartoon but I can&#39;t remember if it was actually a cartoon or a real versions of batman and spiderman. The dream consisted of the two fighting each other high atop skyscrapers in what I assume was Gotham City.



2- Townline Brawl
Townline was blocked off by a huge pile of old burned out cars. On the opposite side people started climbing over and charged us. Not exactly sure who &#39;us&#39; was but had the feeling I was on the wrong side. I didn&#39;t even know what the hell was going on.
Two sides clashed and everyone ignored me... until I saw this huge, enraged black lady charging me. I turned to the side a bit and was preparing for a fight when she stopped and picked up a huge round rock. She whipped it at and just missed me.
I laughed and told her to come get some and quit being a stick and stone throwing bitch. But she just kept throwing things at me as a huge brawl surrounded.



3- Eternal Shopping

((first off let it be known that I absolutely dispise shopping))
Wandered through a massive and really cold grocery store. Grabbed a bunch of random items but knew I was forgetting something important. Since I do hate shopping I quickly lost patience and just paid for what I had and started toward the exit.
Found myself wandering through the store again, loading up my cart and forgetting that important thing again. Paid and attempted to leave but found myself wandering around searching for that forgotten item again&#33; It was like the dream was on a continuous loop.





Aug 25th 06

*still cruddy dream recall, ill and lack of sleep

1- Attempted Pear Thievery

Was a kid, about 8 or 9 perhaps, at my aunt Bev&#39;s old house. Me, my cousins and a few of their freinds cooked up an elaborate plan to plunder the pears off the neighbor&#39;s tree.
(used to actually do this irl when we were kids)
A few went around to the front door and pretended to be selling chocolate bars for school or something. 4 of us crept way around the guys backyard and had the tree in sight. The tree was a spectacular green with brillinat red pears on it. Not green or yellow, but surreal red and hanging on the tree like they were jewels.
We were just about to advance but my cousin Tina stepped in our path. IRL she&#39;s the youngest of us but in this dream she was an adult. She chased us away and told us we were never ever to touch that tree. Tina kept guard after that.

First time looking at your DJ it&#39;s really good.

Thanks NeAvO. :content:
Don&#39;t be a stranger.



Aug 26th

1- Moes Tavern

Just recall a snippit of this. Was strolling around an unfamiliar city asking for donations to help a down and out guy. I&#39;d tell them that the guy&#39;s bar burned down and he was currently living on the streets and any and all monetary contributions would be greatly appreciated.
People would offer up money until they found out who the guy was. When I&#39;d tell then it was Moe (can&#39;t remember his last name atm) they would snatch their money back and storm away.
Yes, it was Moe from the Simpsons. I don&#39;t remember if the dream was real or cartoon either.


2- Zombie-Alien Attack

Don&#39;t remeber how this one started but I was being chased by these things that I at first assumed were zombies. There were hoards of them. When I got a closer look at them they looked kind of alienish, like the classic grey bug eyed alien. But they were all dead looking. Eventually ran down and alley and got trapped.

Facing certain death, I realized I was dreaming. In my panic the lucidity was really hazy at first. I looked around me desperately for something to use as a weapon but there was nothing. Once I thought about it I realized I didn&#39;t need to find a weapon.

I held my hand up, gunlike, and pointed at the creatures. I willed my hand to be a fire arm and each time I pointed at a creature a bullet would blast from my finger tip straight into the things&#39; heads. It was unbelievably amazing. Their heads would splatter wide open like water melons being smashed apart. The sound of it was even better, can&#39;t even describe it. I don&#39;t think I&#39;ve even heard a sound like that in real life.

Eventually got sick of target practice and simple flew away. Soared around in the clouds for a good long time diving in and out of clouds and enjoying the cool, breezy feeling of freedom.



3- Spiderwebs Everywhere

Roamed my house using the broom to sweep masses of spider webs out of the corners of rooms. The house was an odd mix of my own, my grandmothers and somehow completely different.
In the dining room was a massive, perfect spiderweb strung in the corner. A huge yellow and black spider hung in the center of the web. In behind the initial web was another smaller web and another smaller spider.
Turned and saw what looked like a huge spider eggsack being lowered from the ceiling by a huge spider. The thin string of spiderweb changed into what looked like an umbillical cord with a veined, nearly transparent sack of flesh on the end.
The sack hit the floor, squirmed and ripped open. A blood slicked black cat squeezed out. Was a sickening sight. Knocked the umbelical cord down and turned to kill the giant spider. It fell from it&#39;s web and tried to get away. I clubbed it with the broom and it splattered everywhere. Most of it&#39;s innard ended up splatting all over me. Flipped out and don&#39;t remember what happened after.



4- Harassing some White Guy

In brantford trying to control a handful of kids I was watching. (didn&#39;t know any of them)
Was at the end of Dalhousie St. We all watched workers ripping apart the city. All the traffic from Icomm Drive was blocked off due to the construction. Looked like they were building a huge wall.
A guy and his family were nearby watching too. The man said, "YEAH&#33; That should keep those filthy, fucking Indians from coming into town&#33;"
His wife told him to shut up, took their kids and went to their car.
I turned to the man and said, "HAHA. Joke&#39;s on you bitch. A filthy fucking Indian is standing right beside you."
He looked at me and sort of did a double take. He turned and left, but me, being as annoying as I am, followed him the entire way harrasing him, calling him a racist sack of crap and other such lovely names. But I did it in a completely calm and conversational tone of voice. He just got in his car and left. I waved and blew him a kiss as they pulled away.
Went back to the contruction site and watched, wondering if they really were building up a wall to keep the filthy fucking Indians out.

Aug 27th


1- Granny & Rosepetals

My aunt Granny was at my house reading a bunch of boring ass shit to me from huge book. Got tired of it and told her I was leaving is she didn&#39;t. Got dressed and left.
Walked down the main street and suddenly realized the entire area was covered in different colors of rose petals. Red, white and pink petals. I picked some up and wondered where they all came from, if someone tossed them there or they rained from the sky. Had the feeling that they had rained down.
It all had something to do with what my aunt had been reading to me but I hadn&#39;t cared enough to pay attention so I didn&#39;t know wtf had happened.



2- Computer Library

Walked into an unfamiliar library. Was very disappointed to see that there were no books what so ever. It was all small desks with laptops atop them. They looked like a cross between pc&#39;s and mac&#39;s.
Found a comfortable desk and realized it was too high. Tried to lower it and the desktop kept fragmenting into 3 pieces, two would always fall out of place and clank down loudly disturbing everyone.
Eventually just stood and tried to start the computer. I couldn&#39;t get it to work. Fiddled with it and ended up ripping a small white part off it. Crammed it back on and pretended like nothing had happened.
A guy who looked like Samuel Jackson? stood before me. He asked if I could get him what he was looking for. I told him I could, though I didn&#39;t know what he was talking about. Suddenly he pulled his collar down and revealed a huge gash in his neck. It turned this moldy color, the mold spread over his whole body and he just sort of rotted away. Scared of catching whatever he had, I got up and left.



<<< 425th DREAM >>>
3- Edgar Allen Poe

Was talking to someone about Poe. This person tried to tell me he got into an automobile accident and died. I laughed and said no, he was found drunk in an alley or something and died shortly thereafter. The person I was talking to said that it was a lie. He had been there and had personally witnessed the car crash.
I knew that was impossible but the guy wouldn&#39;t accept that it was.
Dream then cut to what looked like a documentary, rain was washing the filth of various monuments while a deep soothing voice did a ulogy dedicated to Poe.
Remember seeing a mozaic shield or standard on a huge floor. The rain washed away years of caked on dirt and it was beautiful. The documenary voice then said something along the lines of... "may his voice carry &#39;something something&#39; into the embrace of eternity".



4- Shopping Again

((getting sick of these shopping dreams))
Was browsing shelves in a store. A woman next to me spilled a box of cereal on the floor and left. When finally a woman came to clean it she asked why I didn&#39;t bother to pick it up. Simply told her it wasn&#39;t my mess to clean.
I suddenly remembered what I&#39;d been searching for but a guy walked by in a really flashy pink sequened dress. I couldn&#39;t believe what I was seeing so watched him for a while. By the time I snapped out of my stupor I&#39;d forgotten what I was supposed to be buying.
Couldn&#39;t find it and decided to leave. Looked down noticed I was barefoot. Found my sandals in the bathroom and tried to put them on. The straps across the front were broken. Realized they werent&#39; my sandals. Went out and found my own. Left the store. It was raining out really hard. My feet got wet and cold walking in the rain as I continued to try remember what I was forgetting to buy.

Aug 29th


1- Perspecitve

Was standing on a perfectly flat bit of land. The horizon was a straight line in the distance. The sky was a pure royal type color, like evening.
There was a dot on the horizon. Noticed what looked like thin strands of spiderwebs coming from that direction straight toward me. Looked down at myself and saw that the strands did connect to me. They were like perspective guide lines. Looked around and suddenly wondered if I was in someone&#39;s drawing. Wondered if thats&#39; all I really was... someone&#39;s sketch. My whole life documented in some higher being&#39;s sketch book or story layout board.
Didn&#39;t occur that I was dreaming and don&#39;t remember what happened after I started wondering if I was real or not.



1- Cold and Alone

Walked through a massive dark room wherein bodies were laying every where. They were all cocooned up in blankets and sound asleep. I was freezing, tired and could find no where to lay down to rest.
Felt so tired that I thought I&#39;d die if I didn&#39;t get a place to lay down or at least sit. Shivering I walked through the bodies.
Someone said, "Psst."
I looked over and saw someone who looked vaguely familiar. He waved me over and offered me a place beside him. I went and laid next to him and he shared his blanket with me. Felt so good to lay down and be warm.
We started talking quietly and I realized who he was. A guy I met online by the name of Drew. He was telling me all these odd stories that I didn&#39;t believe and though I was tired I wouldn&#39;t sleep because I was more interested in what he had to say.

Why Hallo thaaaar&#33;

Just dropping in :bigteeth:

What a awesome dream journal your dreams are so dfferent and weirder than most others (Thats a good thing in my books :content: )
Thanks for the good read&#33;

P.S

Be sure to comment on mine :content: