I returned with my family to our vacation spot in North Carolina (without Ashleigh, oddly enough...) My stepdad and I went into a Subway restaurant for lunch.

I ordered my food, much to the dismay of the impatiant guy next to me. I took it slow just to miff him off anyway. Then, I ordered a root beer. The guy next to me took it from the cashier and started to drink it. I gave him my evil eye that I'm so famous for, and said, "You didn't ask me if you could have that."

He replied, "Of course I didn't ask."

Then, I let him have it. The carnage was all over CNN.

Lesson learned: never take my food.