Thread: Blue's Spiderweb

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WARNING!!!!!! THE FOLLOWING DREAM IS SERIOUSLY SICK AND WILL OFFEND SOME PEOPLE! ........[/b]

Sick and offensive indeed.
So sick and offensive that I'm going to have to track this dream journal to make sure I dont' miss out on... I mean make sure you post adequate warnings before similar dreams in the future.

Glad to have grabbed your interest, Vex. I didn't know you were into that kinky shit (Hell, up until that dream, I didn't know I was into it...)

Three more dreams last night: (My Dream Recall is fantastic at the moment&#33

01 - October - 0410 // Non-lucid // Very low vividity // Very short length // Impression
Title: "We all live on a... german... submarine...?"

I can barely remember anything about this dream. It consists of me talking to a bunch of fellow Nazi officers on a German U-Boat in WWII. Yeah...

01 - October - 0610 // Non-lucid // High vividity // Short length // Dream Fragment
Title: "Snakes on a plane! No wait... in a pond. But still.... SNAKES!"

A pond is somehow on top of me, I'm sitting or lying down. The pond is about the size of a cereal boal so it's quite small. it's filled with snakes, and I'm looking at them. I'm not afraid of them, and though there are about 20, I can only spot three actual heads. The rest is just a mass of snake coils with no heads or tails. The snakes are small, like tree snakes. I think they're poisonous though, like asps or something.

01 - October - 0610 // Non-lucid // Very high vividity // Medium length // Standard Dream
Title: "Dalmation Kitten"

In this dream, I'm in my bedroom. I find something on the floor, moving under a blanket. I at first think it's a mouse, but when I lift the blanket off, I see it's a tiny weenie white kitten with black spots. It has an absurdly large head considering it's puny body. It runs away and I go and pick it up, very gently. It's so cute! I see the address of the owner on its collar, and I try to ring the owner to tell them I found their kitten. Awwww... it was such a cute kitten, I wanted to keep it.

So... I had three dreams again last night. None lucid, and I can only remember two of them. One had a white dog, and the other one was a sex dream. Well, an erotic dream with sexual content. No actual full-on sex. But still, yay. It's nice to know that my libido's still there despite the lack of exercise I give it.

02 - October - 0420 // Non-lucid // Low vividity // Short length // Dream Fragment
Title: "Big White Dog"

In this dream, there is a big white dog, a lab, running around the garden outside. Mum had bought it. I remember being really angry at mum because, as she knows, I don't like dogs. She knew this, and she doesn't like them either, so why did she get one? I'm really upset.

That dream is kind of ironic, given that I was trying to incubate a dream with a Black Cat, not a White Dog. I was trying to make a feline dream guide. It didn't work - I think that may have been half the reason I was pissed off in the dream. I do remember looking for a cat.

And, the sex dream:

02 - October - 0600 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Short length // Sexual Dream
Title: "Foolin' Around"

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Well, over the past few days, I've had a few dreams, all of which I've forgotten soon after waking. But, at least I had them!

But, last night I had a seriously guilty sex dream. About my history lecturer.

04 - October - 0700 // Non-lucid // High vividity // Long length // Sexual Dream
Title: "Staying the Night at my History Lecturer's House"

I start off in this dream, in my history lecturer's office at uni. Anyway, we're talking together in her office about my next history assignment, and somehow, for some reason, she invites me to come and stay the night at her house. Somehow, this is work related... maybe she has some books she's going to lend me, or something...?

Anyway, throughout this dream, I keep reminding myself that this my freaking lecturer. I debate whether to tell my friends where I'm going, but I don't. Her house, it turns out, has three stories. She has a bedroom on the top one, and I'm supposed to be staying on the bottom story. Anyway, we have dinner and talk about my assignment, and then she opens a bottle of red wine. I'm feeling kind of awkward at this point. So, we drink the wine, and, there is a little bit of flirtation going on. Then I say I should go to bed, but she says, "come up and see my bedroom first". So, I come up, see her bedroom, and am about to leave, when I turn back to the bed... and

*BAM*

Now, the dream just shifts into a porno. She is completely naked, on all fours on the bad, with her ass towards me and looking over her right shoulder. Her left hand is underneath her, between her legs, rubbing her clit. And, she pretty much tells me to come over. And, or course, me being male...

*BAM*

I'm now ALSO completely naked. With an erection. So, I come up behind her, mount her and push myself into her. She feels good, though, what we're doing is seriously lewd. This part of the dream feels very pornographic.

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*sigh*

So, yeah. That's my icky fantasy, apparently. I'm a naughty boy. *shrug* weird, again, no idea where this one came from, being as I have no attraction whatsoever to this lecturer.

Ehhhh. What a pain in the ass. I got HEAPS of dreams last night, but most of them dissapated when my alarm clock woke me up for my WILD attempt. As far as my WILD attempt went, I think it went fairly well. I was in roughly the right frame of mind, but I'm doing something wrong. My head was rushing too fast. I think because of the B6. My brain was too active. A bit of a pain, really. But, I had a couple of moments when I was starting to get it. Oh well. MY dream l;ast night, the only one I can really remember:

05 - October - 0500 // Non-lucid // Very low vividity // Very short length // Impression
Title: "Nephilim"

Somebody is talking to me about something. He mentions a person, or class of people, and says something about them being half-angel, half-human. IE, Nephilim.

That's all I remember. If I can remember anything more, I'll type it out later today. But man, what a royal pain in the ass.

Well, I had at least three dreams last night. But, I can only remember one in full detail, and the second in only part-detail. The third, whcih was the longest and most vivid, I cannot remember at all. I could when I woke originally, but I can't now.

06 - October - 0620 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Long length // Standard Dream
Title: "Dentist and Kayakking"

In this dream, I had arranged with my mum to go to the dentists at 9am or something. But, I had also arranged to go kayakking at 8am. But, when the morning came, I was too lazy to go kayakking, and plus, it was raining, so I didn't go. I also phoned mum to get her to cancel the dentist's appointment.

06 - October - 0620 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Short length // Dream Fragment
Title: "The Elevator"

This dream is something like it's from Doctor Who. I'm in a massive underground complex, with an elevator. I go down to floor 13, and then, this fragment of the dream ends. There is some sort of building within a building, made of glass. Then, the fragment resumes, and I go up the elevator again, stop at floor three, and pick up two people. We go down again, and I press the floor 13 button, but they get off earlier. This is the only fragment I remember from this dream. There was much more, which is a pain in the ass, but meh.

Remembered another dream from last night, though it was only a very short one.

06 - October - 0620 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Very short length // Standard Dream
Title: "Pizzaface"

In this dream, I am looking in a mirror, and my face is pockmarked and covered in pimples. In real-life, I have no noticeable pimples. I'm guessing this is some sort of anxiety dream, about my bad diet over the past two days.

Argh! What a pain in the ass. AGAIN, I had many vivid dreams, but I forgot them all because of being woken up by my alarm. Damn. I'm going to have to find a more non-intrusive way of waking myself. Water seems not to work for me so much anymore.

I also made a WILD attempt last night. I got about an hour in, and sleep paralysis, etc. But, the birds distracted me (it was 5am) and I failed. Must remember to wear earplugs next time.

It's the middle of the night, and I woke up to record these dreams:

08 - October - 0520 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Long length // Standard Dream
Title: "Prison Break in the Army"

This dream is in a combination of the first and third persons, and is very similar to the TV show, "Prison Break", except it's based around the army. The dream is like a pilot episode for a TV show. I am the main character, who has joined the army at the rank of lieutenant. The army camp is like a massive camping ground, and my tent is next to a big custom non-camo tent owned by an American soldier. He got special permission to have the special tent, because he is sort of like the army's "fixer". He smuggles stuff in.

Then, a newbie recruit to the army comes along. He ranks higher than me because he's been transferred. I walk him around the army camping ground and tell him that the base is nhighly unusual, but he doesn't understand. He is staying with me, in my tent.

Then I get taken in by base management, who are on to my REAL purpose in thee army base. I'm actually an undeercover assassin working for the Mob, and have been sent to infiltrate the army so I can get close to my next target. The majority of this dream occurs on the Beach Section that my family owns.

08 - October - 0520 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Long length // Standard Dream
Title: "Flavoured Vodka and the Movie Storyline"

This dream somehow seems similar to "Lost in Translation", which I watcfhed last night. The main part of the dream concerns me, but I forgot what happens. I'm at uni, going to Shadows bar... that's all I can remember.

But, the "offshoot" is this weird romance sub-plot between these two asian guys. The asian guy is explaining to the girl why they can't be together, and she's upset. He talks for a while about various types of flavour-infused vodka. That part is incredibly random.

Then Darren explains to me, off-camera, that the romance sub-plot is actually a joke, because it is so pointless. I don't really understand what he means, but I sort of accept that the romance sub-plot isn't something meant to be taken seriously. This whole dream occurs on university campus, outside the Gym, on the way to the Shadows Bar.

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Well, I made another WILD attempt last night. But I wasn't well-rested enough to see it through. Instead, I got distracted, my mind wandered uncontrollably, and I fell asleep. I did, however, have an EXTREMELY odd dream.

08 - October - 0730 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Short length // Standard Dream
Title: "Unconventional Bottle-opener"

I'm reading the newspaper or watching the television or something, and there is a most odd piece of news. It shows an attractive female bartender, squatting down, lewdly displaying an open vagina to the camera. A man is in front of her, holding a beer bottle. About now, the dream switched to first-person, and I'm next to this woman. I'm asking her, or somebody, what she's doing.

At first, I think that this woman is sliding closed beer bottles up her vagina, and then using her... muscles? to open the beer bottles. But it appears he is not. What she is doing is a "gimmick" of the bar. Once she has opened the bottle, she'll slide it up herself, but not past the neck, so, she's not getting stretched or anything... then, she'll hand the newly-flavoured bottle to the customer, who will then proceed to enjoy the taste of her, mixed with the beer.

The newspaper article or news report, was based on a rape accusation she had made. Apparently, one guy was holding a bottle she had pushed up into herself, but her had pushed the bottle up further than she had wanted, penetrating her not only with the neck, but with the main body of the bottle.

That was an incredibly odd dream, though it is something I don't think yould be amiss in real-life Criminal Law Reports.

Sounds like a pretty racy dream. I wish mine were that fun. What's your secret?

The dream was actually really odd and clinical. Almost mocking. The dream was sort of like, a "dream-version" of an incredulous newspaper article, if that makes sense.

I think I had that dream, the "bottle-opener" one, if that's the one you're talking about, because last night before I went to bed, I watched the movie "Lost in Translation". There's a scene in it with a strip club, and from what I remember, a japanese woman squatting down in that position. Not exactly the most seductive or subtle of poses, though. It wasn't at all erotic, the dream. It was just like a lewd documentary.

Whoa...And I thought my dreams were messed up. Nice one though. It's pretty cool how our brains can create these things. Good luck on you WILDs!

I owed you for commenting in mine lol.

Ehhhh... oh, come on, it wasn't all THAT weird.

Well, okay, it was. But, I couldn't help it! Pluse, like I said, it was so surreal and weird that it wasn't sexual in feeling anyway.

Anyway. I DID have at least two dreams last night, which was good considering I only got, like, 5 hours' sleep. But, I can't remember any. They dissamapeared.

But I DID make a WILD attempt last night. I came VERY, VERY close to making the transition. I'm really encouraged by this attempt. I think, with the right sleep pattern and fine-tuning, I can make a WILD "come out" again in the next two weeks, if I work on it.

Well, I woke up last night to make a WILD attempt. I started, but kept getting distracted. Zero success. I think it's because of my lack of sleep last night, and because I woke up last night with a slight cold. But, I did manage to recall two dreams last night, one of which I forgot as I didn't write down. But, the one I DID get:

10 - October - 0430 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Medium length // Standard Dream
Title: "Flying Waiters Propose"

This dream is set in a massive formal dinner, ball, or other event. The room is a ballroom with chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, and there is a masswive buffet table to feed all the guests. This dream hovers somewhere between first and third person, and is focussed on one of the waiters. There are two main characters, a waiter and a waitress, and they are working at the function. With the help of his friends, the waiter suspends himself from the ceiling like one of the chandeliers, and is carrying something... a big chocolate log, I think. HE is talking to the waitress below, and he is about to propose to her. Hanging from the ceiling is meant to be his "suprise" way of doing that. Except now, I think he can't manage to get down, and looks kind of silly swinging back and forth suspended from a wire tied to the ceiling.

For the past few day's I've had a really bad cold I contracted from my f%$&ing flatmate, and this headache has killed my recall and totally eliminated my WILD attempts. But, I got three dreams last night, including two that I remember, one of which was a very low-level lucid.

12 - October - 0600 // Non-lucid // Low vividity // Medium length // Standard Dream
Title: "Imam TV Talk Show"

This is a weird american talk show involving a stupid young american presenter, I think the guy from American Idol, and a panel of about a dosen Imams and ofther islamic scholars. The show is meant to show to the world that Islam isn't archaic and opressive, and that, just like catholicism, there are liberal factions within the faith. The show regards a letter that has been sent in, which may have been fictionalised. I forget what the letter is about, but the Imamas are discussing whether the koran should be given an allegorical or literal interpretation. They also discuss whether the letter is legitimate, or whether it is a prank of fabrication. I remember being suprised that all these Imams have distinct American accents.

12 - October - 0600 // Lucid // Low vividity // Very short length // DILD
Title: "Washing ma hair! Ma lovely hair!"

In this dream, I think to myself how shitty my hair is in real-life, and that I should probably wash and condition it. So, I do so, and afterwards, I run my fingers through my lovely hair (I'm very proud of my hair in real-life, it's long, thick, and lustrous for a guy). Anyway, I then get pissed off, when I think to myself that while my hair is lovely in the dream, it's still going to be shitty in real-life. I think to myself that when I wake up, I should probably have a shower and condition my hair. Then, I realise... "Oh shit! I'm dreami...."

*BUZZ*

Alarm. Don't you just hate it when that happens?

blue meanie is super cool. just stoppin' by. seeeee ya later!
btw, you have super awesome dream recall, and i haven't genuinely recalled a dream for a long time, so what exactly is the method you use? and i know you have one, because you're definately the kind of person that has a pattern. ciao.

The dream recall? Well, actually, my recall has been pretty shit over the last five days, because I'm sick and have been under a lot of university-related stress. But, you're right, I DO have a "pattern" I follow to get decent recall.

Basically, I drink a helluva lot of water before I go to bed, after having gone to the toilet, and I set my alarm for approximately 5 hours 20 minutes after I lie down to go to bed. Hopefully, the water wakes me up before the alarm does, but it usually doesn't, and so I lose a bit of dreams when the alarm wakes me up to suddenly. So, after the alarm wakes me up, I write down whatever dreams I have, and roll around and stuff in bed for five minutes or so,m groaning at how bloody early it is and How I should be sleeping. Then, I go to sleep again, OR make a WILD or MILD attempt. Then, for the morning hours of my sleep, I usually get two or three decent length dreams upon waking.

The guts of it is: A slight variation of the standard WBTB method, used every night, boosts recall. I should add that my recall is, by nature, SHIT. Before I joined DV, I was getting maybe 2 or 3 dreams a YEAR that I remembered. No kidding.

Also, stress, irregular sleep schedule, diet and exercise, all affect dream recall.







NOW: I did get dreams last night, but I can only remember a small fragment of one. (I'm still suffering from a cold)

14 - October - ???? // Non-lucid // Low vividity // Very short length // Standard Dream
Title: "Mowed Lawn"

In this dream, I'm looking out the kitchen window of my flat, at the lawn. It's mown. I remember thinking to myself (Oh, frick! Somebody's mown the lawn! I wanted to whinge that it wasn't getting done&#33. (This dream has some real-life backstory I wont go into, because it involves boring student flat politics)

AAAAAAARGH. This is getting to the point where it's just frustrating. I HAD dreams last night, vivid ones, but I keep forgetting them, or most of them! I think it might partly be because I'm sick. Nut still, it's gorram FRUSTRATING.

Here's the few scraps I remember:

15 - October - 0600 // Non-lucid // Low vividity // Short length // Dream Fragment
Title: "Resident Evil"

I'm in some sort of house, with lots of corridors and small rooms. I'm running from zombies and zombie dogs, like in resident evil (even though I've never played that game). Also, there's something els.e I have some sort of futuristic weapon that makes the zombies' heads "evaporate". Just sort of disappear until they're headless bodies. Weird. Anyway, I'm backed in a corner at the end of a corridor, trying to stay hidden from the dogs.

15 - October - 0600 // Non-lucid // Very low vividity // Short length // Impression
Title: "Adopteeeeeees"

In this dream, two people on DV PM me and ask if I want to adopt them. One of them is [symbols]shark!.

There are some other dreams but I can't remember them right now.

lol. . . gorram??? Are we a Firefly fan?

Heheheheheh. Yeah.

Hey Blue, just caught onto the red text thing. Sorry.

Thanks for visiting me journal the other day. And yes, I do dream of little girls alot. They usually resemble me in one way or another and are usually about 5 or 6. Never thought to perhaps use them as a dream sign. I really should do that since the little kids are most likely aspects of myself that need attention or something similar. If I could get lucid in the presence of the girls maybe I can outright ask them what they need or why the are in the dream.

And on your dreams, you have some slightly odd ones. Odd but good. Odd is good in my books. Do you find that you have stranger dreams when you are sick. When I get ill I tend to have very explicit sexual dreams. So if I happen to record a small string of sex dreams in my journal you know Im sick, physically sick. Mentally sick is a whole 'notha story.

Originally Posted by Vex

Do you find that you have stranger dreams when you are sick.
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Ehhhh... I tend not to have all that many sex dreams, but over the past few weeks I have. I don't know why.

Anyway, I had FIVE dreams last night, which is my record I think. Haven't had that many dreams in a while. It also broke my dry spell, I've had no recall (or bad recall) for nearly a week due to being sick. So, here are my dreams:

18 - October - 0710 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Short length // Standard Dream
Title: "BeachKebab"

I'm at the beach standing over a barbeqeue making shicken kebabs. Dad is there and I'm telling him how I'm going to put the kebabs in some sort of satay sauce.

18 - October - 0710 // Non-lucid // Medium vividity // Short length // Standard Dream
Title: "Drivin"

In this dream I'm with dad again, but I think it's a seperate dream. I'm driving his car around the coromandel. Can't remember exact details though.

18 - October - 0710 // Non-lucid // High vividity // Medium length // Standard Dream
Title: "Bald Mitzie and Joe"

Mitzie and Joe (from DV) are in some sort of underground shooting range or resteraunt, and they're hugging and stuff. Anyway, the thing that really strikes me is that mitzie... has SHAVED her lovely hair! NOOOOOO!

The front is all shaven, and everythwere else is bald. She's got about five our six massive braids that dangle down in a sort of ponytail from the top of her head. INCREDIBLY weird haircut. She looks kind of hot, but in a disturbing semi-bald way...


The next two dreams take place in edinburgh: (No idea why, I just love the place... dreamsign)


18 - October - 0710 // Non-lucid // High vividity // Medium length // Standard Dream
Title: "School Ball Protest"

I'm outside the local school hall, walking somewhere at night, and there's a massive protest going on. I walk up to the head protester and ask her what's going on, and she tells me she's protesting the school ball for some silly reason. I can see the kids going into the school hall dressed up for their ball. I try to explain to the protesters how futile their protest is, but they won't listen.


18 - October - 0710 // Non-lucid // Very high vividity // Long length // Standard Dream
Title: "First Date"

This dream is SO annoying, because I woke up, and was like "Oh, CRAP, that was a dream! I didn't want that to be a dream" but it was.

I'm walking in the cobbled streets of edinburgh with this really cute indian girl. Petite, but so darn pretty... I think she's from real life, seen her wandering around history department at uni. anyway, we get talking, and we talk about uni and uni courses. We really hit it off, and she shows me this course she's doing. It's really complicated, but looks like fun, so I decide to sit in on one of her lectures. We talk and stuff afterweards, say goodbye, and agree to meet again. YAY!

Last night was a VERY weird night for dreams. I got a number of dreams that were... VERY surreal. Unfortunately, I only remember two in any detail. Barbizzle was in one dream that bordered on a nightmare.

20 - October - ???? // Non-lucid // High vividity // Medium length // Standard Dream
Title: "Packin' ma Bags"

This dream is very vivid. Me and my flatmate, are packing to go somewhere, though I know not where. The coromandel, I think. Anyway, I ask him whether I have time, another 20 minutes, to pack everything properly. He says I do, and so, I do. There is a lot more to this dream, and it was VERY vivid, but I lost a lot of that due to my bad DJ keeping.

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20 - October - ???? // Non-lucid // Very high vividity // Medium length // Nightmare
Title: "The Beakless Parrot"

This dream starts off with me looking at some sort fo massive baseball card, with a picture of BARBIZZLE on it. Bizz is wearing a blue cap and a red shirt, or maybe vice-versa, and the backgroun and the rerst of the card is blue and red too. I tell Bizz how much the colours suit him, and how cool he looks.

And then, I realise: Bizz is actually here! Wow!

So, we find ourselves on some sort of road or beach. We walk, and to my left, I see a parrot with a very long beak. It's digging into the ground with its beak.

Bizz says "Don't look, half its beak is coming off".

At this point, the dream gets incredibly scary... the parrot... its loosing its beak... It's.... oh my god, it's a ZOMBIE PARROT!

I turn around, and have gotten the cold sweats. When we pass the parrot, I look back, and... I watch, as its WHOLE BEAK breaks off, leaving it.... beakless. There's this hole in its face where the beak should be. I know this sounds lame, but, it's ABSOLUTELY TERRIFRYING!