Billy-Joe's Book o' magic sleep movies! -Public-

**Beef Jerky** · 01-12-2006 05:15 AM

ok ... i got one dream i just remebered from a while ago....

i dont know how it begins but im in this... abstract city/town and this fat man comes out of the ground so i pull out a gun and shoot him... lol then all the police are chasing me and im shooting them all then my gun jams (or runs out of ammo) so i pull out a knife and get stabby.. they soon tackle me and next thing the fat man comes back and im in jail... so is the fat man... i have the craziest dreams...

**Beef Jerky** · 01-12-2006 05:19 AM

ok this one is from a bit ago aswell... quite random...

im at a pool party with jake and vaughan and were doing usual things you do at a pool... running around diving swimming then the pool drains and we have to go to the shower blocks and grab a hose to refill it i dont normally remember sound in my dreams.. is this normal? (my dream recall is pretty bad)

**Beef Jerky** · 01-12-2006 05:24 AM

ok probably one of my most vivid (but wierdest

) dreams .. ever..

me and my family go to a museum type thing and theres this old .. rotted cubby house type thing in there (on display) and i see a girls face through a window on the cubby house... i asked her name... it was . christmas.. yes, christmas... i go up to the cubby house then the scene COMPLETLEY changes and im standing on my school playground and my friends (jake and vaughan.. they appear in my dreams alot..

) and i say "i saw this girl called christmas" then im at this blue modern looking place and there are seats .. my family and another family with christmas.... there are three arcade machines with rayman... (the video game) on them.. i start playing .. my mum says we have to go.. and i wake up..

**Beef Jerky** · 01-12-2006 05:29 AM

tuesday night- 10/1/06---

all i know.. is it was about my one of my friends (i never saw his face in the dream but somehow knew he was a friend)and his new next door neighbor (or new friend or.. something) she was like crazy style hot.. like more than anything ive seen.. it was kinda blurry though ... anyway i remeber a golf course......... thats it...

**Beef Jerky** · 01-13-2006 01:55 AM

ok - my closest to an LD .. yay!!!

ok i was dreaming inside my dream.. i was LDing inside my dream actually .. but cause i was dreaming .. i couldnt conrol myself... then i had a False Awakening and was infront of a flat moniter tv... i started to fold it.. and then i said.. hey that isnt right... and woke up

-notes:

-my mum said something about sitting on pizza and dinner....

(inside the dream)

**Beef Jerky** · 01-26-2006 03:14 AM

lol its a dream about my local internet cafe... the battle ground it was last night...

ok i arrive at TBG and i sit and play a distorted counter strike and TBG is VERY different but i dont seem to notice. we get lollies later on and my old crush hillary is there. lol... and so are all my friends and some other random girls who i dont know... later on i get off my computer and when i come back they are all taken so i go out the back and sit in a giant ice feild feeling really sad for some reason... then some guy comes up to me and says hey there is a spare seat so when im on my way the ice turns to waver water and the guy starts surfing... thats all i remember

**Beef Jerky** · 01-26-2006 03:25 AM

i named this one....

-Jail-

ok .... heres how it goes... im in a dark jail...i freak out a little but im not in the cells... my mum is there and says that ill be having jail training. so she leaves and i ask her not to leave me but she does...so i get locked up and wait.... i find a cd plaayer in my cell and i turn it on... breath by prodigy is playing... i think... then i find a way to escape and im out of the cell and the warden captures me and puts me in whats called "the den" its in the middle of the hall against a wal and is the size of a very tall birdcage... i get put in there.... im lying there and the mum comes with the warden and i get given an xbox and an xbox 360 and a ps2 a TV and lots of games. the tv can magically turn on and im playing a game when its morning and then i try and make a prsion break at day and when we get caught we get guns and were fighting and then my mum comes and dream is over...

**Beef Jerky** · 01-26-2006 11:49 PM

now this... this was my first nightmare in a while... but ive had it before... i cant remeber most of it.... but the parts i do remember are weird and really scared me...
i call it...

-The Illusionist-

all i remember was sitting at the computer trying to get to a website (dreamviews probably) instead an illusionists website popped up. it had a picture of a man. i reckonised him as a famouse illusionist. i was scrolling down looking at all the cool illusions when a blank area appears on the page (goddamnit it scares me just talking and writing about it) and then i feel these large hands on the back of my neck and hot air down my neck as if some i behid me and then i feel as if i shrunk really small but some how i could still feel hands and breathe. i ran screaming out of the room and then it ended.

**Beef Jerky** · 01-28-2006 02:15 AM

woop.... this was a really fun dream.... i was asleep after attempting a hagarts induced lucid dream and i wasnt concentrating and drifted off...

ok me and 4 best friends (jake vaughan matilda and rhona) were on a train... a big red hovering cargo train... at first it was just me and jake in a 3rd person view... it looked like a 3d puzzle style video game where we were protecting something from darth vader and these wierd green and red alien things.... after a while of running and protecting it went to 1st person and jake told me to go around the other side... so i did... and there was all these aliens and i pulled out a lightsaber and chopped em all up until darth vader came and i was attacking him and then i just ran cause he was too strong.... then i ran out this tunnel and was on the deck of the train and jake was getting attacked by all these aliens so i chopped them off him and he helped me kill darth vader... once we did me and jake went to the tip of the train and sat with matilda then rhona came along and matilda says... whats she doing? and she sits next to us smiling... then matilda mentions us heading towards a cliff face (we end up floating over it) then i fall off the front of the train and im sliding on the red dirt and they say are you okay and i go ... i fell off! but then i jump on to a pipe on the ground and grab the edge of the next garage and matilda says how did you do that and i said .... its my leet skills...

so i hang on for a few seconds and matilda says something like... about buying 5000 bottles and giving them to me for surviving...then after a bit more hanging on the ground turns brown and the train slows. we are at the station.... we all the apear in a passenger carriage... a grey one... and i ask is everyone here? and they all go yeah and then jake says ... except kiefer cause he wasnt on duty. (kiefer is also one of my friends)

Edit: i also remeber a secind dream (yay thats the most dreams ive ever remembered) but i only remember a bit.... its me and a friend (forget which one) at my house and we are hungry and my mum says eat a pizza...

**Beef Jerky** · 02-04-2006 11:36 PM

... i cant beleive i didnt gather the brains to do an RC with this one...

ok im at the school i recently started and... theres 2 history lessons going on and i dont know what one im meant to be at..... so i go with the crowd to the one where we are using a computer and theres a spaceship on it... next thing i know im showing my friend mitchell (who doesnt even go to that school

) and i say "hey let me show you something" and i show him a rocket launcher and a minigun...i give him the rocket launcher and we start randomly firing.... then i realiseim meant to be at history so i go to the next class of history... where my history teacher (in real life) my D&T teacher my English teacher and the deputy princible are alos watching. i slowly approunch attempting to hide my minigun (

) away behind a wall... my D&T teacher says something about being late and i say sorry...

i also remember something from another dream maybe... about me trying to hide little ancient japanese knives and i said "hide the _______* quickly"

*i said some wierd japanese name starting with w there that i forget.... ....

now i realise that im a complete psycho

Edit: with the school dream i remebered something about playing a game on the internet (one of the schools rules is that you get banned from the computers for playing games)

**Beef Jerky** · 02-06-2006 06:22 AM

hmm... this was an odd one.. it is to blurry to recall events but ill give the basic, VERY, basic gyst of it.

it had something to do with my old school , macquarie college, and my new school, merewether high. it involed my friend mitchell, hanah, jessica and izzy... and alot of other girls at MHS. it involved mobile phones txting and... stuff

**Beef Jerky** · 02-06-2006 06:31 AM

i just vaguley remeber a nightmare from a while ago... me and 2 friends woke up with these paper thin digital clocks wrapped around our arms (if only i could have that dream again now that i know about lucid dreaming) and i remember they were showing wierd times and we tried to figure it out.. i remeber walking down a hall and hearing a scream (made me jump in the dream) and then somehow we came to a conclusion that one the clock reached zero we would die. i woke up when the clock apeared 00:01 or something along those lines... the numbers were all twisted up...

**Beef Jerky** · 02-12-2006 01:36 AM

this is the second time i remebered this dream but this time in better detail (i didnt write the first one down) ok im sitting in.... some class except the classroom is like a giant lecture room... and there are lots of people there....uhh... basic remebering...

-we were told to get lost property bags andthe lost property bags were in a pool and there was a dead dog in the pool and i told my friend (it was nathan) to get the one near the dead dog..
- through the pool swum 4 little girls... we reckonised one of them and dead and freaked out
- i had to clean up the room after wards.
- me and my friends were playing music with guitars and stuff... *REALISIES SOMETHING!!!*

when we were playing music i remembered i played one of the only peices of music i knew except i couldnt see the strings properly!! something from real life got in to my dreams!! i hope that means im close to LDs!!

another dream- me and some of my friends are at a beach... we are arguing where to go and i say i want a place with good waves cause i wanna surf! and then i ask nathan to lend me his surfboard but he doesnt have one... so i grab a ruler and im paddling out on a ruler... i wake up before i get to catch some sick waves..... on my ruler... OH!!! which reminds me of another dream. AND ANOTHER!! god... ok first one.. this was a fair while ago.... me and my friend james were going to the beach. to get there we had to pass some crazy (just got reminded of another dream! do you now how crazy this is!!!) some crazy giant treehouse district which had crazy old men yelling at us and very dangerouse situations.. we eventually got to the beach and i forgot the rest.

ANOTHER one.... a while ago (just remembers another dream) i dreamt i was walking on an island on the beach.

*makes a new thread*

**Beef Jerky** · 02-12-2006 01:39 AM

ok.... these are from a bit ago...

1.i was rock climbing with my mum dad sister and aunty and aunties BF... and i remebr seeing and riding a 4WD and almost falling a few times and at the end falling then waking up.

2.this was at my friend jameses house... me and a heap of friends were there and we had a giant paintball war...

**Beef Jerky** · 02-19-2006 12:06 AM

My dream journal is so messy... oh well... this dream was a bit vague... (I hope vague means what i think it means...

) All i remember is, it was at my school, it involved dark halls... scary ones.... and... thats all I remember.

**Beef Jerky** · 02-19-2006 12:07 AM

*realises* Ever since I moved to my new school, all I've been dreaming about is my school! DREAM SIGN!!!! WOOT!!!!! *happy*

**Beef Jerky** · 02-21-2006 05:43 AM

-Lucid- (woot)

I was on msn and then one of my good friends tells me i suck and they hate me and i have no friends,,,, then i say... hey i must be dreaming!!! then i woke up!

**Beef Jerky** · 02-21-2006 05:51 AM

iPod Snatcher

I was with Matt and Jake in a shopping centre,,, Matt gave us fake ids for some reason... they were long thin strips of paper with pictures of these wierd men on then.. we walked up some twisty escalators and i had to put the ticket in to open a gate... then we were at this room with lots of stuff in it. Matt took an iPod Video and we ran out of there...no alarm went off.. the teacher wanted to search our bags or something...

**Beef Jerky** · 02-23-2006 06:00 AM

I'm going to start a small confidence booster (as well as cleaning out my DJ) each week I set a task. It's Thursday right now so I'm going to set a task till Sunday. That task shall be: Have a lucid dream. SIMPLE!

**Beef Jerky** · 02-25-2006 11:42 PM

Yuck. I just had a dry spell but broke free last night thanks to Mister HILD! I had 2 dreams which is unusual to me and and of them was dreaming that I was lucid dreaming! But I wasnt really lucid... It... mightve been. As soon as I did the reality check... huge realism came over me. I had this wonderous feeling inside. But I think i mightve even had control. But it lasted a short time and I had a FA. Hey! Does a FA count as a second dream?? If it does I had 3 dreams last night! And one that mightve been lucid! I LOVE YOU HILD AND GOTHLARK (the creator of hild)

**Beef Jerky** · 03-22-2006 06:19 AM

This is a REAL lucid. Ok something triggered it and i did a nose pinch reality check and BANG! complete control except one problem... it feels and LOOKS like my eys are almost fully close so i try dream spinning... i just fall over... so i close my eyes and rub my hands.. then i reopen my eys to blackness... then i woke up.... i was woken by my dad....

**Beef Jerky** · 03-26-2006 11:26 PM

It was one about me. i had heart problems in the dream except... i didnt in real life lol. this giant red spot appeared near my heart on my skin and my mum said it was just a bruise. we were going on a camp for school and i didnt want to cause i was afraid of terrorists. it was a short dream and its about 9 30 am now so i forget it ... im writing this one from school.... bye byes...

**Beef Jerky** · 04-08-2006 02:44 AM

This was a fucking wierd nightmare. (i remebered 2 dreams one of them i forget and this one being a nightmare... after eating chocolate!)

OK. I was shipped or something for an excursion to sweden i think it was. to a hotel. i get lost from my class and i'm in this dark corridor in the hotel. i see this wierd looking human type thing walk in through a door. then, freaked out, i run down to where i can hear some noise... and its a monster tea party... there is an obvious freddy and a thing which i looked NOTHING like jason but i recognized it as him... and there were ghosts and the grudge and stuff.... a scream and they say... dont worry... we wont hurt you... sit down... i sit down and they start talking... i run away and i find my mum.... i feel heaps scared and ask her to take me home and she refuses so i ask her and ask her and whatnot then i run up stairs to where i think my class is,,, i look down the ocrridor and it says something like "Schizophrenic Ward" and there is a slightly normal person walking like a freak and then these people in hospital clothes walking EXACTLY the same as her. i scream and run down to where i was and there is an old lady and my mum standing there... my mum gives me this ... it looks like half a strechced DNA strand excapt its white... and my mum tells me to play the peice i learnt... i start playing (somehow) and keep making mistakes.... then i wake... and say "it was just a dream!"