DistantClone dream journal

**Distant Clone** · 07-22-2005 12:40 PM

July 21, 2005
Both dreams are vague and I did not realize I was dreaming.

1st Dream
It had something to do with Maynard. He was teaching a whole bunch of people something in a relaxed environment. Several times we had to do something, but we also had were given time to take a break. There was a playground (with sand), and it's slides varied from the norm only by a little. There were some children, and also adults there. There were at least two girls looking at my brother and I, we were all part of a group.

Towards the end of the dream, we are preparing to leave this learning group, and my brother and I have three digital cameras), including the only one we own. One got stuck under the hood of our car in the engine, and I knew it would malfunction if it stayed in there the entire ride home. The car was the same one we drive.
I did not know how to use one of the cameras, but I kept deleting pictures by pressing one of it's buttons.

Earlier that day, I look under my cars hood, because it may have been leaking in the afternoon.

2nd Dream
My two nephews were in this one, except there father was someone I knew from the internet, and he had died once, then a second person (also him) came back to raise the children, and he also died. It was obvious this person was a smoker. He explained to me that he is still around watching his kids, protecting them, and sometimes he can be seen as either a red or silver flash. They all lived in a house with unnormal wooden walls.

Towards the end of the dream, the 3 year old went to the bathroom (which actually was the master bath at his actual home). His diaper was on the floor with skid marks, and I could hear him splashing the water with his urine. However, the top of the toilet was pulled off, and I looked in there to find a turd (not smooshed like it would be in his diaper).

The 3 year old is starting to learn to use the toilet, in real life.

Other Odd Occurence
When I woke up early in the morning, my eyes were closed. Then a tunnel vision developed where everything was black, except for a small circle in the middle of my vision, as if I were looking through a straw. There was something whitish inside the circle. I closed my eyes harder because I thought "my eyes are closed, what the heck ". This made the white stuff go away, which lasted for two seconds, but I wonder what I would have seen if I did not panic and make it go away. Oh well, at least it happened. Add it to the list of things that will only happen once, which I won't get to fully experience.

**Distant Clone** · 07-23-2005 09:42 PM

July 22, 2005
Only the sixth dream had some lucidity, and I thought I was awake for the fifth one.

Dream 1
I found my twin brother playing what appeared to be Donkey Kong Country (SNES). There where four characters like elsewhere in the level).

He switched back to Diddy, and swung the other way on the vines, that were really close to each other. At the last one, he twirled off and slowly fell, landing past the end of the stage, which had a marker like in Super Mario Bros. He collected the goods behind the marker, also light blue, then hit the moving bar, that raises and lowers, to finish the stage.

I somehow knew there was an upcoming boss, he had electric powers, I had seen him and how to defeat him. I told my twin brother this, then he entered the level before the boss's level, named "The Pit". It now became a 2D shooter game, camera overhead, where he was supposed to have a guns blazing gory battle. Instead he used his square, to run down the enemies (relatively quietly), and to scare them away. He made it part of the way through the level, then I became the character on the propulsion device.

The scene became like the respawn on 2fort (HL TFC) then there were three in the floor. A doctor told me which two not to go into, and which one to fall in. I did not listen and fell into the back one that was supposed to mean Albertson's. Then I started laughing like a madman until the dream ended.

The room I fell into another rectangular prism of a room that was empty.

Dream 2
There is a news camera talking to a person with a child on his shoulders, except they are both disfigured, meaning their arms and legs were somewhat curved. Each extremity, and the spine curved into what looked like the number six.
Then it pans and shows three other children playing on a swingset. All four children belong to this one person. I'm now watching the news (instead of actually seeing the reporter and camera) and realize that they are in my backyard, and my mom soon realizes this, after she sees her curtain in the backyard.

The guy and his family has no reason to be there so I get mad and throw him around, all of this is caught on the news. I go inside and see two or three inch brown (just like the news team in our backyard).

I'm not completely freaked out and my dad was calm. I ran to go get a fly swatter and come back and my dad is smashing them with his hand. Each time a spider was smashed, it left behind a playing card, the first one to get smooshed became the ace of spades. There were eight spiders or so, and I smacked one of them in mid-air while it was jumping (they could jump four feet high and six feet long). It made a circle and my dad ended up killing it (and all of the others)..

Dream 3
Batman tells Robin to keep his mask on, then it cuts. It shows Robin talking to his date in the back of a limo. Batman is on a motorcycle behind him. Robin takes off his green and yellow mask, like a luchador has, and now Batman sees the lady's legs up over Robin's shoulders. Robin is going down on her. Batman slows up, and talks down his sleeve, like a secret service person would.

He tells Al (Alfred) to give him Robin's dream wavelength, that he was going to visit him in his dream tonight.

Dream 4
I think I was watching TV, back at a previous house. My brother tells me he is writing a letter to grandma, and he can't remember the name of the book he read. He was going to write her in this letter. He gives me what he thinks it is, but I knew which one he was talking about. I dig through my desk and find three black books, one of which is the correct one.

He was looking for "Black Rain Lightning" in the dream, and it looked almost the same as Black Lightning, a book I actually had in my desk. It had three pink pictures of the girl (Alex?) from HL2 added on it.

Dream 5 - Toward the beginning I thought this was actually happening.
I am on my bed and I feel this intensity around building me. I then feel like some invisible person is sitting on top of me having sex with me. Then it goes away, and my eyelids become diaphanous. They change into a brown sheet . The fiery orange bled into the black.

More happened, but I cannot remember it. However, it should be noted that my curtains (covering the window I was looking at) do have many fish on them.

Dream 6 - I had some realization that I was dreaming. We have a family reunion (with both sides) at this tall, roomy building. There is some partying, and I see what looks like a baby kick off of a grandparent and he goes "Oh" as it looked like the baby fell. I count the babies, and there were three babies as expected (not sure who the third would be). Then I look and see it was my sister-in-law that fell. I helped her up and to her bed, but not before she fell again, and I caught her in my arms.

Then my twin brother and I go to put our two nephews to sleep. My brother leads me out of the room and for some reason, now the two children are wet, and naked except for the white towels they are wrapped in. He put the first child somewhere and eventually takes the second child and they both him and the children later disappear.

The children went swimming earlier today, and when the dry off they are usually stripped.

He leads me down one flight of stairs, and he leads me pass a bunch of prep. school children, I see uncomfortable maroon and dark green and dark yellowish seats. They are unruly and running around the library making noise. They are in their library, there is a general catalogue, and one for the junior research papers.

When I get to the end of the room, there is a giant olive green tarp. My twin brother and the baby disappear behind here. I notice it's covering something so I decide to climb it. I start climbing it and notice it isn't stable. I knew it was going to fall so I started walking back up the hall.

It fell, leaving an odd asymmetric shape in the wall (it was covering the odd shape). I quickly saw the principal of the school, the same person in charge of Hogwarts. Then I notice the entire room is surrounded by inflatable chambers. So then I go to the right side of the room and try to hide behind the short olive green colored tarps.

Now I realize I'm dreaming.

While crawling all the way back, I wonder if my brother turned massless, in a (p/c) physics way, and if I could too. It would let me get back really quickly. I thought maybe he shifted his body frequency into a higher dimension (5th).

I eventually get back to the stairs and look back to now see the walls are four long cylinders stacked one on top of the other on both sides, and the dent at the end is perfectly geometric/symmetric. It looked the way a flower may in a stereogram. It had about 12 circular bumps around the outside, or pedals. Everything just mentioned was inflatable and white. Something about the geometry and color was calling me, but I could not quite figure it out.

There are people to greet me at the stairs to go back up a level, and they say that these are the parents of the children. The parents were two of several Snoopy figurines, and I got really mad at them, they started running down the stairs, which was now a water slide (and also inflatable). They slid down the stairs and I threw some sewing pins down the slide at them. The sewing pins were in my mouth and I could taste them. I climbed back to my floor and that was it.

I had a seventh dream, but I could not remember what happened during it.

**Distant Clone** · 07-24-2005 04:37 PM

July 23, 2005
I only had one dream I was lucid in, but it was not one I could remember. I only remember trying to create a girl I know, but she did not appear when I turned where she should have been. All others I was passive.

Dream 1
I was supposed to be my brother in this dream, and I had just made something. My sister (even though I don't have any) wanted to see it and help with it.
I looked at my creation and it was my older child on top of a cylindrical stack.
There may have been music playing, then the air became a somewhat purplish background beneath him. The cylindrical stack of DVDs fell into a more chaotic arrangement.

Dream 2
I start like I just completed one of many tasks, and I'm at the last task now. I am a purplish video game character somewhat far in the distance.

I run and right before I get to the edge, the ground becomes a rubbery foam and launches me. There is some gravity, but I decide to spin backwards and only get half way. I was looking at the ceiling above where I jumped from, and sailed not too far past the blimp. I had a second try, after winning a yellow Chick power-up from a mini-golf slot game. I go again, spin 3/4 of the way backwards and see where I jumped from, but short the blimp. I try to get another power-up, but the slots don't respond anymore and before I can jump again the blimp is gone.

I'm now in a factory place just to the left of where the blimp was and it's like we are packing up. I jump about eight feet in the air and grab one side of a long thin box. It has a yellow tarp in it, coming out the top. I push one end, as someone (Stryker from X-Men 2) really gives the other end a push and it went sailing a little further than it should have. It knocked over a bunch of tools that were about 12-14 feet off the ground. It made quite a mess, and Stryker, on the raised platform said "I guess I pushed it a little too hard".

Then I am pulling up to a house in a car (not mine), and park. It is snowy and cold, but I do not sense this. I am the first of at least five guests to arrive. While there, I meet someone I know from the internet. We are out front and there is music coming from the garage. He asks me if I know who it is, and I say "No, but I should".

I also notice that there is some light blue fizz on my palm. I lick it and it is sour. As I'm leaving, I see two set of cars double parked, facing the other way and a flexible landscaping truck weaved in between the other cars, and my own. This configuration took up the majority of the road. As I'm leaving, my friend's younger brother is driving, and someone else is in the passenger seat.

He weaves through the neighborhood and drives into a dead tree along the way so that a branch punctures the windshield, stopping less than a centimeter in front of the passenger. He is neither startled nor amused. He makes a right turn, and I see four people out front. It looks like the rest of his family, working with cardboard and supplies out front. They look somewhat dirty, but I don't say anything. It is no longer snowing or cold.

We all go inside, and then the father of this family and my friend are inside, along with my younger nephew rightmost doors, and as I go through them, I'm holding my nephew.

The father was looking for something. I thought it was the silver coin attached to his keychain, but my friend found it just a little further against the wall, behind something.

Dream 3
I am at the house of a former pro football couch, and he has this odd fear that ghosts are coming to get him. So he built a spherical room) send an echo through the water, then it will harness in the sphere and cancel out any ghosts.

I sit down in one of the chairs, and then all the chairs slowly become filled by people sitting. Then the coach goes to change, since he was going to the opera, and so does his wife. They both are in mainly darker red

Then the water is no longer surrounding the room, and the sphere is starting to become damaged. This was after the room heated up. Then, the Ninja Turtle Michaelangelo picked up the entire sphere and swung it over his left shoulder as if it were simply a tough bag holding a bowling ball. In his other hand, he had a Ziploc bag filled with nacho cheese (same color as the tarp in the previous dream). Then no one is in the room anymore, I become Michaelangelo, and everyone is running around.

There is now a giant fight between everyone involved. There are even some ninjas. The wife of the coach and I were helping to save him, others to harm him. My brother handed me some blocks of ice, but the wife said don't give that to him, one of them was poisioned.

The rest of the dream was chaotic, running down rectangular .

Dream 4
I am following this lady in her car and she is going unbelievably slow. She pulls off the road just when I do. There is a bike rack to her left, and she cannot turn left because a child on a red tricycle crosses in front of her. The kid on the bike is going so slowly, the person behind me gets impatient, and actually grabs the woman's bumper and gives the car a good push.

She was steered left so as to not hit the child, but the rear driver's side crushed when it was met by a three foot purple steel pole with a silver sphere on top (there were also some decorative rings that were silver)

She got out of her car and started to yell at the guy and I got out and went into the bike rack so I could see all three cars and both people. The lady got mad because the guy, who seemed like he was wearing business attire ended up wearing loose fitting stretchy jeans and a dusty brown sweatshirt. He mentioned something about his work that made him not have to dress up.

I looked at both license plates, and one of them was BBW 155. It was the lady's license plate. An internet search reveals that BBW mainly stands for "Big Beautiful Woman" as to describe one's self for online dating.

**Distant Clone** · 07-26-2005 12:53 AM

July 24, 2005
No lucid activity.

Dream 1
I am walking at a campus, when I see two friends. One from middle school, one from college. They tag along back to my dorm room. I am using my computer and I close out of a bunch of windows real quick.
The penultimate window was the DV forums, and the last window was something orange with a hint of pink, and the friend from middle school said it was like Blender. Also he said that they used this program to render the skyline in Aladdin (not true).

Dream 2
My brother and I take four DVDs somewhere, or we are shopping and purchase four DVDs. I have a disagreement with him, and I go home.
I am walking home, to my previous house of mine.

Dream 3
I am at a restaurant with my two brothers, working there. I had a funny headset and someone with a very deep voice was talking to me through it. Also, I had a special visitor (not good, I think it was a government official) but I don't remember that either.

Dream 4
I am in the middle of my university.

Later in the dream I become Shrek.

Now I'm at this house although it looks just like an ordered pile of garbage in a junkyard. I go inside the house for a while, and on my way out I am climbing down the outside, and decide to move a piece of trash off the side of the wall, and I find Fiona's face buried underneath.

Dream 5
I for some reason walk from my house to my local university is going along side us, except he is in his car.

While walking, two girls follow us, but we lose them when we cross a street just before it turns yellow.
Our friend ends up going into a building, after being greeted by a priest. It is not a church, but some safehaven for protection. My brother (and me following along) go into a building about four doors from where the friend's brother went.
We go into a church that has white walls and a red floor. Everyone in the church is Asian except the two of us.

Dream 6
I am playing Mario Kart with my friends. After one quick round (with my friend as Bowser, and a girl as someone else) I notice the girl respawns in a funny place. It is up on a wall on a map called Block fort. She falls into a hole and into a bathroom. The floor is made up squares of light blue. I drive onto it and it lifted me back out.

I'm not sure if this is a new dream or a continuation of the previous one.

I am now in a large cafeteria at a school with my brother again. Something attracts my brothers attention while I start walking off. There was someone I wanted to say "hi" to but I just walk right past him. I go to the far exit and then walk just as far the opposite way. By this time, my brother catches back up with me. I consider going back and talking to this person again, but the dream ends.

**Distant Clone** · 07-26-2005 11:37 PM

July 25, 2005
Initially I thought the first three dreams were one long one, but they all do seem separated.

Dream 1
It starts with me being the guest on Loveline. Adam and Dr. Drew are there, and there is a white bath tub.

Adam took out an automatic rifle and tried to shoot several bullets still in their bullet holes where there was a cluster of them at the far end of the tub. Then I got up and took the auto rifle to the side of the tub with all the holes and I had better luck shooting them. By the end of the night, the majority of the police bullet holes had been widened by our bullets from the auto rifle.

Before cutting out of this part of the dream, I take care to examine the bath tub. There were two lines, horizontal in nature, maybe a centimeter apart, both going all the way around the far end of the tub, both near to the top. There was a line of several police bullet holes here. In the base of the tub, I looked at where we had covered most of the holes, then I looked and saw the bullets Adam initially fired and how they came in at a low angle.

Dream 2
I am now at my new home, but a group of three houses in a row across the street are still in the process of construction. Their wooden frame is built, and a little later their roofs will be covered with black roofing paper and the walls will have black drywall. These houses eventually look like they are burned, since a lot of them become black.

My family is outside, and I am with my brother, on the sidewalk on the opposite side of the street. We have our first nephew, except he is tiny, and our second nephew is not yet born. We take turns keeping him happy, and two young girls approach us from my right. They seem to enjoy watching us make the baby smile.

My father is in the driveway, with the garage open. There is only one vehicle that I see, not the newest and not the oldest. He is grilling in the driveway, listening to our local baseball team. Several times during the dream it cuts to the ballpark and the action in play. They had the same lineup as the do today (new players, instead of old like a lot of things in this dream)

My mother asks my father several times is he is done listening to the game, to which he replies "just one more inning" several times. It cuts back to the ball park three times).

1. I'm not sure, I think it was tough luck on a line out to 2nd base. Our 2B was disappointed with the outcome of the at bat.
2. Our right fielder hits a bases loaded homerun to center, but when the their CF player goes to rob him of the grand slam, he comes down with one ball in his glove, and a second one rolls down the side of his glove. It was obvious to me that the ball in his glove had been resting in the plateau just above the home run line.
3. Our player hits a HR to left field up in the seats and we win the game.

Dream 3
Finally it cuts to Will and Grace talking at a table. Will is giving Grace confidence by telling her why she is a good person. This is at a table at a restaurant. The scene changes again, then Grace is talking to a possible family member wearing a light blue, button up, collared, long sleeve shirt. This is at a food court at the mall, and she ultimately says to Grace "What? It's not like your going to find anyone like your grandmother at the postal office".

Then Grace is walking into someone's office (the guy that loses all his loans to Ditech) for help. It now becomes first person, and I am her. He looks at me, and as he says something like "You need the mind of seven ravens (to help you)" and he slobbers. The slobber is as wide as his mouth and almost an inch long. This causes me to look around his office for a paper towel or Kleenex. In his trash can, it looks like there are many Bounce sheets that go through the drier. His trash can was black, the top was an oval. I look back and I think the slobber was gone...anyways the dream ended at this point.

Dream 4
I am in the middle of some activity going on between people in business suits. It is as if one has wronged the others and they are holding him up. Another person pulls out a pistol and I duck. I hear a boom, *SQUITTTSHSHSHH* and a second later my right arm receives a layer of warm blood over it.

Now I'm in my old neighborhood, someone is coming after me, and the American President (not Dubya) ends up shooting someone to save me. This other person was someone high up in terms of power, but I can't remember his title.

Then I am in a competition, between four people. We each have a topic and want to convince others that our ideas regarding our topic is better. I had to debate against a fierce political topic, but when we were judged I knew I would be going against a weak topic, the two fierce one would have a harsh battle, and I would win due to the order in which things were judged.

This competition takes place inside the house, which I went into for the competition, even though the dream did not show it. One of the four participants was Samuel L. Jackson and it ends up being Bruce Willis' house. He finds out about how the people got killed and ends up being mad at three of us. Then he has taken someone's pistol at this point (and hopefully only one bullet). It seems as first prize was going to win a shot in the head by Bruce Willis.

He goes inside the house and we all walk away down the street. We decide to get in whoever's car is closest. None of us are parked near, so we choose to steal the nearest car. However, when we get close to it, we realize there are people close by watching us. So we keep walking until we find another car to take. We repeat this process about five times, and every couple of houses has people out front, or a car drives by, or a cop has someone pulled over down the road.

Dream 5
I'm in line for lunch at my old high school cafeteria). One of their friends reaches in to my back pocket and she asks me if I'm going to pay for her lunch. I ask her if she that means she is going to put out, and she backs away.

When I get into the area with food, there is almost no choice. There was a sign hanging from the ceiling advertising cold root beer. I did not see any. The trays were rather odd. They were almond colored, and it looked like a finite amount of soy sauce was sweating up through the trays, ruining them. The lunch was pork and noodles in some brown sauce. Everything on that cart was somewhere in the color range between white-yellow-brown.

I took the pork noodles and paid for lunch, even though I barely filled my tray. I go to sit down at a small table, still in the area where I bought lunch, but it is unbalanced and I keep sliding off one side. I leave this table and search for someone I know. I don't find them, and end up sitting next to this one guy.

While looking around for a table, I saw about seven or eight police officers giving sobriety tests to the students at the high school. This weird guy later told me "You can bring the alcohol in and drink it the first day or two before someone notices it and tells on you. By the second or third day they will be asking you questions, and then they are gonna test you".

When I sat down, he asked me if I was the son of some justice (court related) whose last name was Ross. I said no that's not me. When I finish my plate, he asks me to get up as if I remind him to get up. I wonder why, and see a police officer come our way. I am under the impression he is a little drunk. I stand, get my bag, and plate, then a teacher comes over and talks to him. He is mad that there are all these used trays left on the table. The guy volunteers to pick them up and that's where the dream ended.

**Distant Clone** · 07-27-2005 09:07 PM

July 26, 2005
I had several dreams earlier in the night (one with my brother's best friend, one with a girl) but I slept for 8+ hours, and barely recall any of it.

Dream 1 - This dream left me with a strong feeling something terrible was going to happen, let's hope it does not, or I that I took the symbols too literally. Also, this dream repeated twice, and somethings changed, so I'll try not to get confused.

First time through: I'm in my house with my family, and they say they are going to collect a whole bunch of drugs that I like, and several older guys tell me I'm stupid I'm not going to do it. I shake that off, but the dream cuts again, this time to a police station.

I'm at a police station with police officers).

As I go outside, I notice there is a cat ).

I climb halfway up the tree, but then two police officers come out with a contraption, throw it over one side of the tree and get the cat off. The tree is like it is bending over backwards, and has no leaves on it, just brownish bark..

I'm now at my brother's apartment, where it is filled with family. They all leave, except me and my two nephews. There are now two cats in the apartment. The yellow-orange cat from the tree, and a second cat that is mainly black with some darker gray streaks.

I have an epiphany. I realize that the cats signify a tragic accident, and the death of many in the family. The cats are here to protect and look after the two nephews.

One of the cats (

I look back at her, and she is a cat again and she jumps off the bed. I look at the one that was comforting me, and it too jumped off the bed.

From here on, they two cats are following around the children. Several people come back to the apartment, however they have no idea how special the cats are and I do not explain it to them. The cats seem to follow the children around, as I do not see the children interacting with the cats.

The children and cats seem to go around apartment, exploring it. After that, the dream restarts.

Dream 1 - Restarted.
I am halfway up a tree, and I see a cat at the top of the tree. It is bent sideways, and it levels off in the middle. I see the middle as weak, so I lean for the cat, and he runs down the tree while I'm off balance. He avoids me by running in a circle on the log, temporarily defying gravity. He comes to the ground and is safe.

I go inside the police station. There are babies crying. There are two pairs, and they both look like my nephews, except aged a bit. I ask the female police officer if either of these pairs of childs have parents named...

She is confused, and then I realize neither pair of children are my nephews. I look on the floor and see three cats. The third cat has quite skinny legs. He looks dirty and ruffled. The dream ends here.

**Distant Clone** · 07-28-2005 06:47 PM

July 27, 2005
I have two earlier dreams, but I really cannot recall much from either.

Dream 3
I am at my friend's house, with my brother and most of our friend's family.

My brother is in the kitchen, and sees our friend's sister, who is wearing a black bikini with white polka dots. He pulls her bikini top apart, so that the majority of her cleavage is showing. Then for some reason everyone in the house turns around at the same time and his swimming trunks are down and he has an erection. Everyone just went "OK WTF?".

The sister goes upstairs, and I follow her. The stairs were in the wrong corner of the house. My brother and our friend see this and they tell me not to follow her. I say "yes I will ". This delay causes me to lose her temporarily. There is a large rectangular hole in the floor, about equal to how much area actually was on the second floor. There is one person up there, and I ask which way she went and he says "Nah, she ditched ya".

Then a whole bunch of people from high school come fill up the second floor since they have a huge test tomorrow. I get upside down, holding myself with my knees, and try to look for her on the first floor. I lose my balance and fall. I flip around to land on my feet, but I also kick someone in the process. He got really mad at me, I started to apologize. Then I thought "Wait, your an under classmen, I'm not going to apologize". However, I think the test they were studying for was a math one, in which case I helped them.

Now I go outside and go for a run. While running (for exercise rather than out of fear.

Then I begin hopping, since my other shoe is in distance. I come to my shoe, but there's someone else's shoe too. I put mine on and there he is to reclaim his shoe. On the rest of the way back, I hear a local radio station DJ talking (I am listening to the radio).

At some point, I am to meet a blonde woman regarding a secret operation, spy stuff. It appears as if she is waiting on an

At the house, I find the sister again. We go to the guest bedroom downstairs, since our friend took her room when she moved out, but now they both had beds in the guest room. They both had solid pink .

We lay down on her bed.

I can tell my brother is loading up all the reasons I'm a terrible person, and how I'm going after the sister all wrong. Our friend also does three thingsIt should be noted that my only intention was to go down on her, since I did not have any protection.
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I don't remember the first two, but the third one occured as I was hugging her. I held on to her and it felt really good to her because no one had ever done this to her before. was on the side of the wood frame, as if it were a ship.

At this point almost the entire family is there in the guest room. I decide to go out onto the patio. Then, a child comes from around the corner, he is as wide as he is short. I see him look inside, and the sister has taken her bikini off and does a summersault. Both of us have a good view of her arse, and in between the legs.

The kid is confused and asks why she did that. I told him she did not care what anyone else thought anymore. Then we both go inside, and soon his uncle does too. His uncle looked a little like Uncle Jesse from The Dukes of Hazzard. He was drinking from a silver flask

**Distant Clone** · 07-29-2005 06:48 PM

July 28, 2005

Dream 1 - I only remember the end.
Scott Weiland was singing the Beatles "Revolution", and I saw a brief appearance by Robert Plant. Weiland had natural orange hair.

I think I was talking to my twin brother, but I cannot find his face throughout the dream anywhere. I had this feeling that "Oh this song is a bunch of bull".

Dream 2 - It was odd that all of the conversation in this dream actually made sense. I wonder if this dream was shared.
I am at one of my university's libraries. I have just sat down at a table with my twin brother and father. It's really early in the morning. Our dad came with us to school since his vehicle was under repair.

I look around and almost instantly find the woman I really like and I get up and walk right towards her, forgetting about my family or what they'd think. She is wearing a pink t-shirt.

I assume that she met all her friends in core classes, but I think why would Asians major in secondary language. They should all be engineers like me.

She asks me why I never come to this library and I tell her that "I've always been here. In fact, I've been here so long I know about the hole in the roof of the library". I had not been there in the dream, but I knew about it somehow. So the two of us and her friends all go to the roof. They take the elevator, I take the stairs.

They beat me to the top and I thought elevators were slower. Anyways I was glad to see she was waiting right there when I got out because I could have lost track of her in the dream.

I start looking around in the dream, and see one person sitting with back against the wall in the shade on the roof. There were these little rectangular areas of plateaus).

Then I find the crack in almost the center of the roof, it is shaped like the Greek letter lambda. I show this woman I like, and then I hear a child crying. I look towards the entrance and follow the increasingly loud cries. I see a bed with no mattress, as if he had fallen asleep and felt abandon.

I calm him down and come back to the crack, the person sees the child and is freaked out for an instant. I reassure her that I didn't commit any act that would make me deserve a child. She is alright, then she takes the child. She hugs him and he disappears. Then I hug her, except now she only has a on. I see her from behind and see my hand going slowly up and down her back and she now realizes how much I like her.

By now all those on the roof, except us, have disappeared. I pick her up and set her on a plateau that is in the shade. Only her back is touching the plateau, and her legs are hanging off on my shoulders. She is now wearing only the bra. I dive in between her legs, pushing my tongue between everything. My tongue feels her genitals and they are warmer than room temperature ([/color]

Dream 3
When the dream starts, I am in the front room of my house. The second floor which overlooks this room has a bunch of seats and people are there. The entire high school is watching us. Normally I would freak out at this, but I really did not care. They just cheered like happy idiots.

The music starts and the other three start dancing something that looks like a choreographed routine. I say "Guys, I don't know what's going on. I didn't know there was a practice or I wouldn't have missed it". One of them replies "there was no practice, were just making it up." I think "Oh okay" and then copy them, sort of lagging behind them a little.

Then we keep going, and I at some point break out to the front of the stage and do two half-flips. The crowd loves it. This was almost at the end of the play when someone threw a roll of paper towel after something else (a tomato?) down on the stage near me. I think about how the producers are about to go up and grab him until "Macho_Man" as I think of him, straddles over the balcony rail says "Ooooh yeah!" and jumps twenty feet, landing knees first

. Just before jumping he said something to the effect of "Why don't you do something entertaining, like this!...Ooooh yeah!".

At this point the play is over. The drop took an enormous toll on his body, even though he did not break anything. Almost immediately he moves over to our couch that is normally there and rolls onto it and falls asleep. My dad is there explaining to Macho_Man that the couch does not retain the indent shape or sweat like a bed.

I talk to some people after the show that I knew from high school. As I go up the stairs connecting to the front room, one guy said "That was pretty cool." I go further into the kitchen, then I talked to some girls from math class, and the math teacher too. I was trying to explain "I didn't have any clue what to do when I saw a coordinated jig going down". Then my teacher said I would be a wonderful actor and I could do whatever movie I wanted to do.

I'm now leaving at the end of the day, which places me now at the high school gates heading toward the student parking lot. The campus has been covered in grass, again deteriorating from the mainly cement look with some gravel and grass. Then a small kid I knew from the internet comes up and kisses me on the lips and he starts giggling. I go "okay, whatever" and then follow him back towards the stage.

As I'm turning around to head back towards the auditorium, I see Macho_Man staggering and fall into the grass and go back to sleep. I come back to the house/stage, except there is an extra little room that looks like a hall. There are some extraneous people in here. In the new room is a newspaper editor with her typewriter on a stool, sitting opposite of Macho_Man, who is holding something in a paper towel (an ice pack) against his head, making a statement regarding his earlier actions.

**Distant Clone** · 07-30-2005 06:17 PM

July 29, 2005

Dream 1 - I think I experience deja vu towards the end.
This starts out in a healthy clean jungle by using an AK-47 to pierce the slim tail of the birds.

We keep pushing forward into the jungle until we see a German colonel, and at this point we realize we've come out of the trees. He captures us, and lines us all up. Then everyone else runs in random directions, while I'm standing there. No one is watching me, so I run to the bathroom. I dye my hair bleached blonde and put a band-aid on my chin so I match the German leader. Coloring the hair also makes it somewhat curly like the kaiser's instead of straight like my hair usually is.

While in the bathroom, I notice a giant white tank insists on going to check on this set-up, and I tell him let's not and use the extra time getting a head start so the German's don't shoot us down.

I run back into the forest, and shoot down four or five more German helicopters. This is odd because, once I start firing, I literally zoom into the helicopter and see where each bullet hits. I have to shoot a little ahead of the chopper, but end up dropping them all.

I get back to our airplane, and I realize I'm still wearing my best clothes and some books/DVDs. I have my eyes on my blue jean shorts, and I intend to change into those.

I push the stack of my junk underneath the seat and pushed it back. But then I realized there was another row of chairs and someone was about to sit behind me. I moved them out of their way to be nice.

Now my oldest brother is driving my twin and I in our car, talking on his cell phone to a high school friend. We are on our way to high school).

Instead of going on the bridge).

I go down into the river ) that his momentum makes him go all the way up the hill and almost lands into the backyard of the first house along the road. He stops himself, then he bounces and takes another jump to get back in.

An afterthought: it seems as though I've had this dream before. More: I just realize now the deja vu is soon to set in. Interesting, huh?

The second time I try to get him, he pushes my brother's baseball glove

Then deja vu sets in. Time slowed down. I could feel the water become refreshingly cool and smooth. The water surrounded me until my brothers and I were swimming. The water went so high, higher than the grass hills surrounding the park, that it went out of the screen. We don't have trouble breathing underwater. I talk in slow motion and say "Who peed? It smells like pee". My oldest brothers ecstaticly claims "I peed, dude"! I'm not sure which sense was really clear just before smelling the urine, but there was one.

Then the water goes away and the sprinklers come on. With my two brothers now is my older nephew. By the time I run over to the ten year old, I startle the three year old, and the dream ends.

Dream 2
I'm not sure this begins where I can remember, but here goes

I am in my room on my computer, and my brother comes in. I lock the computer, as normal, and then he starts talking to me about my password. He has been watching my fingers when I type the password, and he offers several guesses. His first one is correct, and I jump out of the chair and start hitting him. I feel really violated. He leaves.

I go to the kitchen to refill my water cup, and I am shocked when I see the TV. It has my computer screen on it, and my brother is there laughing. He took my monitor, connected it to an equalizer, which fastens to the TV. He also logged in to show my desktop.

I went outside to my parents and absolutely complained. They came inside and as the saw what happened, I thought of a new password and changed it on the spot. It was a password that was one more letter. My twin brother blamed me for this entire thing for picking a phrase instead of something alphanumeric. While looking at the TV, I see a reverse osmosis filter, so I refill my plastic glass cup with water (I was careful not to spill and fux the TV equipment).

I get mad, and drive off to my twin's old place of employment. It looks more like a store than a restaurant. I recognize the person behind the register (he actually worked at my bro's store).

He sees that I'm holding my drinking cup still and he opens the refridgerator doors) and back to the left there is a little machine that dispenses three types of cola, beer and water. I fill up with water.

I go back to this place at another point in the dream. When I am home again, I hear word that an old friend of my twin brother wants him over for a party. We set out to go, but before we do, I am back at my brother's restaurant, except without him.

As I'm about to walk into the refridgerator, a girl comes out. That person I talked to earlier (with the tear in his sleeve and sure enough her nipples are cold. They have passed me at this point. The bar is now populated with teenagers drinking alcohol from bottles. I see some girls and think "Damn this bar scene is kind of fun. I should do this more often".

The dream now cuts to the opening scene from Monsters, Inc 2. Mike Wazowski is flying to work in his car (or plane, heh). He almost crashes twice.

Then the animators are explaining are powerful their tools are and that anyone could make this movie. I look at a still frame of Wazowski in the car, and then pass on.

My brother and I are now in our car, and arriving at the really old friends house. It is huge like a mansion. The initial view I see are a bunch of old rich people all dressed up walking on a ramp that is covered. They go back and forth between the house and this giant umbrella thing that shades a bunch of tables and seats at the bottom of the ramp.

My brother checks in and he puts the car in their garage. The place is top notch, they even have someone record a bunch of our vehicle information. This old friend actually shows up in the garage to greet my brother. My brother is at our trunk, writing down our VIN number. The old friend comes up, and by this time I'm in the back right seating, playing dead. My lifeless eyes are open and stuck against the window. The old friend, has a completely different complexion and look, and he notices me. He stares as me for a minute to think if I'm dead and he finally goes "Nah...". I start laughing and get out. We both smile and that was the end of the dream.

Dream 3
I'm standing in line at a concession stand at a movie theater becomes sympathetic to the expense of gasoline and hands me a dollar.

As we go to the movie, I don't recall having any food, but I see that special someone enter the movie she wants to see. I make note of that theater and continue to the theater at the end where my twin and I go to see our movie. Our movie ends first, and I stand outside waiting for her's to end.

When it does, a stream of people come out and I find her. I look at her, walk closer and smile then as I put my hand on her lower back. She walks with me to room where my movie was screened, except now it's a bedroom. It's named " and my twin and our father are just two rooms away.

I lay her down on the floor and keep the lights off. I want to thank her for what she did so I start by kissing her. I smile at her and she knows what's coming. She does not object, by[/color] for dumb reasons. I get really mad and finally shoo him away.

When I go back to the woman, I kiss her on the lips, and my right hand moves down her left side. I reach her knee by the time I'm expect her hip and I realize she's too short.[/color] I ask her how old she is, and she says 14. I tell her why I'm stopping, because that's illegal, and she says "You better do it because if not I'm going to say you raped me anyways".

I just get up and walk out of the room. The teen had dirty blonde hair and jeans that cuff just past the knees. I walk back out and it's the movie theater again and the dream stops before I see anyone else.

**Distant Clone** · 08-01-2005 06:31 AM

July 30, 2005
I slept at a friend's house on a couch, and I did not remember too much of the dreams.

Dream 1
My friend is driving an SUV (which he doesn't have in the neighborhood in which he lives. He pulls a metallic "card" out of the grill of the SUV and it has moisture on it. He pours the moisture into a drain in the ground at the station and it calculates that his radiator does not have enough water in it.

Dream 2
I am playing chess), and I score for our team as soon as the game begins. This was lame because the scoring was a single point each time you take control from the opposition.
I guaranteed our team a win or tie, before the chess match even started. In the dream, a pawn on the edge slowly made his way across, catching us off guard. He tied the score, but our team really did not care since we could not lose.

**Distant Clone** · 08-01-2005 07:14 PM

July 31, 2005
I am really tired after sleeping five to six hours (first four dreams). The dream recall is alright, but the events are all scattered. The order I remembered the dreams in is: 4,2,3,1,6,5,(7). Last night was the first night I did not stress having a lucid dream, and I had one. It was dream 6.

Dream 1
I am at a school, then the dream ends.

Dream 2
I'm at a bank here. I tell myself there is a lot to understand, but I can do it. I am discouraged, but ready to do it.

Dream 3
In my dream I see Batman) the entire dream.

The small little fireball runs towards Batman and Batman jumps onto the bed. He catches Batman's cape on fire, and Batman opens a skylight in the roof, climbs down the side of the house and runs away.

Dream 4 - This dream seems to me like it's summarizing my emotional state throughout my entire life.
I am leaving a concert prematurely with my twin brother. This is downtown. We can still hear the concert as we are leaving, and then a British comedian is talking. I then see the comedian with a microphone, and what he is saying is playing in the background at the concert. He asks me what I thought of the concert. I said I wasn't happy to leave early, and I didn't like spending $114 for the tickets.

Then I come to a sort of giant there supposed to be picking up the garbage. My mom, my other brother and his wife are there. They ask me to throw the bags of garbage into the dumpster because they can't.

I knew they weren't trying, but I didn't want to fight with them. Reluctantly I reached up and threw it up to the ceiling and through the hole. My mom notices I almost threw out my nephew's toys. I pull that bag out of the trash.

I also see my friend's sister in this dream, but I don't think she did anything memorable since the dream ended.
Edit: The night I slept on the couch at a friend's house, the night before this dream, I told my friend's sister why I liked her. This would explain why she just came in at the end of the dream before it ceased.

Dream 5 - A lawyer called this morning. I have a mild feeling that it's related to a previous car crash.
I'm driving with my brother in our car. There is nothing on the road, so I decide to brush my teeth. I even have the same electric toothbrush that I do. Then while I'm brushing my teeth, I see the cars stopped around the corner and I start to brake. The brakes work fine, along with the steering.

However, my brother doesn't think I'm going to stop. He panics and does that thing where he pushes against the ground of the car (imaginary brakes) as if it is going to slow the car down. In the process, he is sticking an elbow into my hip and it's pushing me back against the seat. I am having trouble telling him that it's causing my foot to barely stay on the pedal, since I have toothpaste and a toothbrush in my mouth.

He digs his elbow in so deep, I don't stop in time and rear end the left half of the red car. We keep driving looking for a place to pull over. There is construction ahead, but the dream ends before we find a place.

Dream 6 - I became lucid, decided to go Out of Body, and I saw a dream guide. It was not real though.
I'm at a baseball stadium watching my university's team compete for the national championship. My friend I know from college was playing second base.

We are watching the final play of the game. A runner has been caught daydreaming, and is trying to get back into second base, but my friend is standing right there with the ball. The runner is edging closer to second base, and at the same time, my friend edges back from second base. The runner knew third would be his best option.

He starts slowly edging towards third, and I found it really amusing how my friend took steps of no more than one inch at the same time. The runner breaks for third, my friend throws it to third. The runner turns around and heads back to second, but the third baseman chases him down and tags him out.

The announcer announces the victory over the stadium speakers. In the celebration, there is a person with a basketball, and his friend. The one with the ball was talking about Dontrell Willis, and his friend said "No, that's Conrad Willis" (supposedly a basketball player). I take their ball, and give it to one of the baseball players. An onlooker sees me offer the ball to a player and says "Gee, that was really nice". I said "Not really, it's not my ball".

I find my twin brother and a different friend. We are walking back to the parking lot with our car, a little more than a mile walk. The ballpark is located at the university building my classes are normally in. My brother says he got me something from "the Foo", a music book meant to teach something. I look at the cover and it says "the Fugh". This book was really wide, tall, and flimsy and created problems when I was carrying it. As he handed me this book, the scenery had changed to not too far from our friend's house.

Our friend complains about how long the walk is, and I realize I'm dreaming.

I may have lost my lucidity here. I get knocked to the ground and for some reason think "Lets try an OBE". My etheric body starts to ascend from inside me, except it is perpendicular to how my physical body is laying. I'm still in my physical body, when I decide to position my outer body to look at me so I'll realize I'm having an OBE. My outer body rolls over, so it's parallel with me, and I see it screaming. I tell him it's safe, it's only scary if you want it to be. I also ask my guide to appear anyways.

He literally appears right in my FOV, burning his way into the scene, just behind the right half (my left) of my etheric body, which I'm still watching from third person. He is nothing what I expect him to look like. He is a black man and is wearing pink rubber bunny ears. He has small curls of facial hair, to match his short curly hair. My guide is playing basketball as his scene is burning in too.

Now I see the entire thing (in color instead of black-and-white). He has shaved, and now has blue rubber Mickey Mouse like ears. He turns around to follow the play up the court. The dream ends.

Dream 7 - This was a wake induced dream. I woke up, started fantasizing as I went back to sleep, and the telephone woke me up. I realized I was seeing pictures, not of the fantasy I was having, but this did not last long enough for it to become lucid.

**Distant Clone** · 08-02-2005 08:03 PM

August 1, 2005
The first dream I remembered, I woke up after and was collecting the thoughts. I fell back asleep before I got out of bed to type it up on the computer. I remembered part of it in the shower.

Dream 1
I am with our friend and my twin.

Dream 2
I am with my twin brother.

My brother stays still, while my friend and I jump over the brick wall. He heads for his (dream

We are transported to a happening building, where there is a lot of activity. I do not see my friend any more, but my twin brother is there. We are in a building with bluish-gray walls) that leads to nowhere.

I'm supposed to stand in the same place, but I don't. No one is watching so I just wander off, by running. I look around and interact with a few people.

Towards the end of the dream, I notice someone and start sticking my finger in her goods. She fights it initially, but once I get a finger (). She settles down, and squeezes on my hand. Her vagina is really warm. The dream ends before she gets too worked up.
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By the way, I did not see the person's face, but I'm left with an impression that the person I was violating was a dream guide from this board...

Shame on me. I'm not going to say who, but sorry anyways.

**Distant Clone** · 08-03-2005 08:42 PM

August 02, 2005
After the first dream it took over two hours to fall back asleep.

Dream 1 - I think this dream may have been telling me something. The blurriness is my confusion, and the alarm clock is keeping time. When things become clear, and I experience that strong emotion, it is almost as though I'm telling myself the time has come, I'm ready for love.

I am looking at my alarm clock, but I cannot remember what it was. I woke up. It was a little before 2AM.

Dream 2 - This is simply showing how my father causes problems and does not communicate with my mother. He is a burdern to her.
I see my dad on our telephone.

Dream 3 - Hopefully this dream is a sign of progress.
I start in this giant lecture hall, which is actually like a movie theater is there, and he too was late and is only partially finished. He gives my brother and I until the end of class.

I look at the math test and see that I know how to do the problems. They are second degree polynomials, and the first step was to factor them. I don't remember what else to do, but I knew I had already done the first four problems before. I look down and see the other sheet that I had already done the problems on. The completed sheet was goldenrodcolored. I could have copied, but I decided to re-work the problems in between breaks of the lecturing. I finished on time and handed it in.

Then there is a person standing in wrestling attire and he wanted to fight me. He is the first of three competitors). I throw him down and pick him up again, as in a Stalling Brainbuster. However I rotate him around in mid-air and powerbomb him. He is through.

I have a second fight with someone else. I cannot remember. But then I see an English teacher from high school. We talk, and then I fight a third person.

The third was the toughest. It was my oldest brother's friend, who was held back one year, so he graduated high school when I did. The fight was up the stairs in a little room behind curtains. He would keep his feet planted, shake his hips, head, and hands left and right then disappear. Three times I went to clock him but he would teleport where I was and hit me from behind. The fourth time, I stayed where I was, since I figured it out. He reappeared where he disappeared, threw his hands up, and gave in.

Soon after, the day of high school classes was over. I was going to take the near exit, but I see my twin again and realize then I would have to go out and around the long way. I see an overview of the high school in my head, and they agree with the high school I attended. So I follow my twin, and right before I leave I have to go to the bathroom, number 2.

I get into the bathroom, and the entire room is tinted light blue. I pull down my khaki shorts several steps away from the toilet. As soon as my belt is at my ankles, a log just drops right out onto the floor. I turn around and sit on the toilet. When I'm on the pot, I continue my business and I see the log on the tile floor. It is really close to my shorts. I get some poop on my sock, and then on my shorts when I'm trying to move them away from the log.

After I move the shorts away, I focus on the log (why I don't know). It is solid on the inside, but has the consistency of mashed potatoes around the outside. It is brownish green, it's quite warm because it's steaming. This sort of reminds me of the scene from Leprechaun 3, just the poop is not lime green.

I put my stained sock in the toilet to wash the poop off. Before I can do the same with my shorts, I know someone is coming. I finish my business, get dressed and go into the next room to hide. This room is also tinted light blue, and worry that they will be able to smell the poop that got on my clothes. Whomever it was did not find me.

I can't remember anything else happening, but I have a vague feeling one more thing did.

**Distant Clone** · 08-04-2005 07:21 PM

August 3, 2005
My dream recall is suffering, I think it's my twin's fault. He always stays up and watches Leno while I'm trying to fall asleep. Then he tromps around after Leno is over in the bathroom, about 90 minutes after I try to fall asleep.

Dream 1 - A week ago my twin and I were at Best Buy, and he bought about $80 worth of music. This dream suggests in the future I replace him with our friend's sister.
I have a vague memory of being at Best Buy, with my friend's sister. I somehow know that I have five items, totalling $80 worth of CDs and DVDs) too. I look at her and tell her "No, I don't have enough cash for that now".

Dream 2
I am sitting in a field with many different people. I am reminded of the scene in the first Harry Potter, where the hat tells the first year students which dormitory they are supposed to live in.

The names are supposed to be called out randomly, random names. But all five people). I say "I am ***** *****" and they say "Oh, we finally found you".

Dream 3 - This dream concerns me. All evidence points me being happier by distancing myself from my twin and our friend. This is tough since the first dream is encouraging me to be with our friend's sister. My twin and our friend were playing Super Mario RPG just after I talked to his sister, when I told her how I felt about her. Music is my active interest, and Maynard is an inspiration. I feel like I'm moving forwards while my twin moves backwards. I've played out several scenarios with this sort of relationship, and one certainly feels odd. I see myself marrying the sister, then both her and my brothers turn gay, and be with each other. Wouldn't that make a great Hollywood movie.

The dream is at this fruit stand).

My twin brother and I, are there along with a partner. There are many people buying fruit from the owner, all is eventually bought. All people are in teams of three.

I can pick up one pallet at a time, and can hold two, but I cannot pick up the second pallet while holding the first. I want to ask my teammates for help, but they have abandon me. A group of three comes along, three friends from high school, and they want to buy the grapes. I yell at them, these grapes are not for sale, I've already bought them. The owner sells the grapes to them, and they take both pallets. I should have been happy with the one I could carry.

Now we are on the set of Wheel of Fortune, and they are bunched together on the platform booth on the right. They have just solved the final puzzle, and Pat Sajak says "Wow, you just guessed everything except (insert local landmark here)". This third person shrugged his shoulders, and Pat said he only needed two people for the Bonus round. The one to solve the puzzle was left behind.

I turn around and see Maynard). He actually makes this with his mouth, and I specifically watch his tongue. It comes out of his mouth moving very fast, and I see it contact the microphone several times.

I checked a digital clock several times, during the performance. It started at 8:40 PM, and ended at 8:43 PM. I woke up after this, it was 6:57 AM. Also, last night at about 8PM, I started listening to music for an hour. The first two songs I heard were Parabol and Karma Police.

**Distant Clone** · 08-05-2005 09:04 PM

August 4, 2005

Dream 1 - I did see Hogan on Kimmel last night. This does not seem too important.
This one takes place in an arena at a wrestling event. There was a giant jumbotron off centered, to my right of the entrance ramp. Also a grand overhead display directly above the entrance ramp. I don't remember any matches or wrestlers. The arena was empty too. I wasn't even there.

Dream 2 - This is also tainted by TV.
I am at my home, and on TV I see a story on the news with my family. Supposedly there is a really nasty gang and they are taking over this elementary school, which I recognize as my old elementary school.

I leave current house because I have to go somewhere that requires me to go through the old school yard. When I'm out the door, I am located on the wrong side of the school. I walk down to the school, and through the crowd of gang members. The boss, a female, tries to scare me. I'm not afraid and show her no fear. I try to teach her why gang life is terrible.

Note: Earlier in the day I was watching the news. The local news did a story on my old elementary school. The national news did a story on the most up and coming gang in the nation. Somehow I mixed these two together.

Dream 3
This takes off by having my team and the enemy team. The other team declares that they have such stellar defense in their base that no one will ever be able to penetrate the base and touch the alarm.

This base even has video cameras. Once spotted, the attempt is over. The front of the base has a clear solid fence. You may enter to either side, go around that side, and come back to the center, further back. There is this red formation. It looks like a level red slide (like seductive red lipstick, the slide is almost shaped like a tongue to sound the alarm.

I walk out in front of their base, and decide to show them I have special powers. I feel the energy build up around me and I concentrate. I picture a shield of energy surrounding me, and my environment gets a little cloudy. I turn invisible! Then I land, but the other team is shocked beyond belief and does not contend my run for the alarm. They are mortified and do not move. I sound the alarm three or four times before the dream ends.

Dream 4 - This seems like advice. I asked myself before bed how to deal with the possible relationship issues. One person's only two friends are twins, and one of the twins is starting to like his sister. The advice: embrace the brewing storm and have it's downpour wash away the feelings. Pretty deep.

I am wandering along, trying to make my way and survive. I run into several elder ladies that help me. Each gives me some food and a smile and sends me on my way. The food was good, but it was the last old lady I met that I remember.

During the dream at some point, she invites me inside the house to play/view Super Mario RPG

I may remember her because she is at my house, and supposed to be my twin's friend's mother. We are in our backyard, by the gate, and we can see through the side door into the garage. There are no vehicles in the garage. The friend's dog is then in my backyard until he walks out of view. I look in the garage and see two cats).

The first cat is orangish-yellow. There is something written on the shirt's chest in white.

The cats first come outside and I jump onto the brick fence to avoid them. The orange cats may represent my brother and his friend. I think they are strays and dangerous. I also realize the cat could jump onto the fence if he wanted. The cats go back inside. The old lady (the mom) goes into the garage and over to the first cat. She takes off the cat's shirt, wads it up, and throws it out into the street gutter. She says to let it wash into a storm drain and have the taxpayers clean it up. I look up and notice that the sky is now a dark gray, an indication that rains are coming. I don't know what the shirt said either.

Dream 5 - Still has some clues hinting toward Super Mario RPG.
I remember where the dream picks up, as I'm entering a basketball arena. This is situated towards the top of a high rise. The building has has an odd layout, the building only exists on one of the four walls at a time, and it plateaus several times per wall (like stair steps). I look at the team that I inherently know is mine. I see them and tell the big guy on my team that "You are much taller, you're going to smoke them". He says "Yeah, they are quick though". He follows me outside to make a couple yellow snowballs as a contingency plan. I make the Monster's, Inc. joke about them being lemon.

I continue outside the court, and to the end of the primitive spiral. On the roof there is snow happen.

The highest up, an orange plane

Anyways, he wants me to be a spy as well and search the building for unnormal activities. So off I go. Before I leave, I notice several crystal flowers)

I take an explore around the building, but I honestly don't remember this part.

I go back through the arena, and our team is winning 60-something to 27. Not even close. Now my twin's friend (who I've been calling our friend, but since my twin has not appeared in dreams lately, I guess I'll call him the twin's friend). The lemon one is soft, yellow and green, and starting to melt. The other is still jagged, hard and cold.

The crystal flowers bloom. They have a single leaf coming from the stem, which spirals out revealing a core with four lights. The lights are the small yellow ones, often hung as Christmas decoration. When they bloom, they shoot a brilliant composition of light, a chaotic gradient of the color spectrum, that travels parallel to the horizon. Each plant shoots it in a direction normal to the leaf and the stem. I spin one of the crystal flowers around and so the beams are going into each other.

I lay down and stick my head in between here. My friend is somewhat startled. I reassure him with a smile, and I close my eyes. I can see the colors flowing like fluids, with shapes emerging from within the chaos. They flow along too.

I come out from between the gestalt of the psychedelic colors. I turn around there is a cabinet. A sheet comes out from the middle which I attempt to read. The letters keep scrambling, but they were something to the effect of s, a, g, e, t, and h. I come away with the impression that I should look into saging (if such a thing exists). I go back between the beams of the crystal flowers, and odd things happen. I can hear the energy go Zeouuom...Zeouuom, almost like light sabers, across my face. I feel like I'm charging up my aura. I can see parts of it, like the area above my knees.

The crystal flowers are done blooming and the lasers stop. I stand up and I can hear the big guy on the basketball team, and the girl talking inside the building from well over thirty feet away). They guy says he has no use for the snowballs he made, since it was a blowout. The girl says she'll go outside and make some anyways.

I toss the lemon snowball, in it's softness high into the air so that when she comes out, it lands just at her feet. I wrap the new snowball in the map I have, and toss that too. It also lands just shy of her.

**Distant Clone** · 08-09-2005 02:55 AM

August 5, 2005
After I woke up with yesterday's dreams about my brother playing too much Super Mario RPG, and possibly Super Metroid, I went into his room. He was playing Super Mario RPG on an emulator on his computer, and he said he also downloaded Super Metroid too...

Dream 1
I am in my room on my bed, and a lady comes up to me with something along the lines of "Look what I can do, look what I can do".

Then I wake up (true awakening

Dream 2
My mother and I are in a building at my university campus. This is the same building that the person I used to like a lot, we had neighboring classes that were off by an hour, so I'd usually see her in passing.

At one point, I'm holding a gray baking pan, and there is a fluid in it, like soy sauce. There is also a single wonton). I see the first ten months as unimportant, and therefore conclude her birthday must be in the other month, September. She asks why is that, then I realize those other ten months may be important to her, and I say "Nevermind".

Anyways, the three of us are talking. The second thing said was by my mom, she said she liked my hair, and the girl repeated this too. I said "Thank you" and asked her why I haven't seen her lately, since we both are in this building a lot. She gives off a rapid answer about the nth floor and also the third floor. She walks off, and looks like someone completely different. My mom says to hang on to her, and I say I will.

She goes into what appears to be the ladies restroom. We wait for her awhile, then start to walk in her general direction. We do not find her, and come back to see our corner spot taken by a bunch of freshman girls. Also on the way back is the men's bathroom, and it's packed full since it's transition time (class just got out). I recognize all these guys from my area of study. I get through this crowd and the dream ends.

Dream 3
I am driving my car on a farm that had purplish skies). I see a giant piece of farm equipment and my oldest brother is coming from it. He says he needs help, he wants me to drive him away from the equipment. I tell him I would like to help, but I'm out of gas, so we both get back on the farm equipment. Inside the giant vehicle, my handicapped brother-in-law is driving, but he is not handicapped, just a little slow.

I decide to take a shower, and I fill up this pretty big room with all this moisture and water (since there is no drain). I take a long shower, and when I'm done I magically have my clothes back on, and I'm already dried off. Then my brother and I escape. Someone has gassed my car, and left a bill. We don't care but we take off.

Dream 4
My twin and I are underwater, swimming around. The water is quite murky and dark (a mix between navy blue and navy green.

My brother uses his non-existant cell phone to call my friend and he blows us off. Then we have a feeling that his other friend is coming over, so we watch out the lawyer's blinds. They are identical to the ones in my house. We finally see the other friend coming over, so my brother waits for him by circling on his bike in a busy street (although little traffic came) are changing color from black to red, and green or purple.

Then the lawyer yells at us to move on and for the other two to stay there. We turn away, and the fish reappears in murky water, he is about the size of a house. It startles both of them. The fish goes away.

Dream 5
It's like some sort of pizza place, but there is no signs of this. There are several machines you put a quarter in, twist a nob or press a button to get a prize. There are several machines, and I recognize someone from high school, and also college. His dad is there too. There is an extra quarter in the machine, but everyone uses the extra and puts an extra back.

I am looking at this light blue machine). This was not the white thing I wanted.

Leaving the pizza place with the reddish-orange carpet), but it is supposedly a shotgun in the dream.

Dream 6
I am sitting on a roof in the backyard of someone with my father and my twin. It is not the slanted part of the roof, but the top of the patio. There is a baseball game in several backyards, there are no fences in between, but houses. The game is between my university, and a local university. My twin's friend's sister.

It was like I was in our backyard, except our pool was drained, and several other pools were missing. Our house was flipped, and the master bedroom pushed back some so as to be flush with the patio. Also the walkout deck was gone, and we were just sitting on top of the patio roof.

I stop watching the at bats, and a ball and a player come toward the patio/roof. The ball bounces out of the glove, and onto the roof. My brother caught it on the fly. I could feel TV cameras on my twin and I, but I did not care. A line drive was hit toward us, and my twin reached out but missed it. It hit the side of the house and bounced back toward me, I caught it on the fly. After a fielder made a play to end an inning, he threw another ball up onto the roof that my brother got. There were three people.

Dream 7
I am at my brother and sister-in-law's house, and this dream takes place in a different sister-in-law's room. There are two mirrors in this room, one is moved from the wall behind the door to on the back of the door.

My brother uses a text message to inquire about a shoe for sale, and ends up saying forget it. Also, I have the silver cell phone). The order was the same both times and also the clarity was the same. All the text messages made sense as well.

I commented on how one picture shows my nephew and his nose. Then the sister-in-law married to my brother said "See, you need to take more pictures of them".

**Distant Clone** · 08-09-2005 02:56 AM

August 6, 2005
I am over at a friends house and for the night, celebrating my twin and I, our birthday. He had way too much to drink and was in the bathroom for three hours letting it come back out. I had at least two dreams where people that night from the party were drinking alcohol. I didn't want to remember any part of it though.

**Distant Clone** · 08-09-2005 03:20 AM

August 7, 2005
Dream 1 - I woke up after my second dream of the night, but fell back asleep while trying to recall the second dream. This may have had something to do with me being a baseball player (a pitcher).

Dream 2
I am sitting in a lecture, and I take notice of three students, but shrinks so it's all "in front of me". I can see behind myself, and I watch them. I expect them to stop spitting seeds at me, but they don't.

Instead, I duck and several hit the three professors in front of me. I look back as if "What the heck is happening!", despite the accumulation of seeds at my feet. They turn around and get mad, and the three students leave. Unfortunately, it was almost time to go, and they got a headstart. I too leave class, and that ended the dream.

Dream 3 - [i]I watched a lot of movies (and some radio before bed.

This dream starts with our troops . We get to the hospital and look around. Something prevented us from going one way, but I do not recall what it is.

We get to this one room, a bar, and he inspects me. He looks at me surprised, said I'm incredibly healthy. He is disappointed I'm done with my service, I can leave. I go to the exit, but I hear a whole bunch of troops outside. I warn the others, to which the doctor tells me about someone who was in a similar situation. He asked me if I'd ever heard of Ulysses S. Grant.

This is as I'm heading for the second floor and start broadcasting. The troops can hear me outside. I stop because my tactic is not going to work. My local radio station comes back on. I turn the broadcast equipment off and go downstairs.

Dream 4 - This becomes lucid. There was an odd feeling about this too. It was rather vivid, as if I was partly awake. I wasn't surprised to say "hey I'm dreaming". It was more like I was aware and literally searching for the dreamsign. I was unbelievably calm too during this.

I am walking home on a road that has green grass with yellow dots.

We are walking around the mall. One of the first things I see is my friend walking with my twin's friend

...

I leave the bathroom to find the boxers, and the girl does not come back for the rest of the dream. I find the boxers, but then I look around for the girl. In the process I find a group of several pretty girls. There is something odd about one of them, and I go over to talk to her. She is really easy to talk to. I talk to her, and when I look left, I see a really pretty girl, the one I used to like. I put my hand on approachable girl, and she asks if that was a charm (she wanted to know if I'm flirting with her). I said "I don't know, I'm really confused". She replies with "You mean your dad didn't tell you...that I'm your mother?". I just blurt out "Wow, that explains a lot".

By this time, the girl I like has left, and I search for her. I see some bad dudes, and try spinning to have the scene change to where I'm right next to her. Then I try manifesting her around the corner, no go. My search takes me out of the mall and into the suburbs. I see a telephone pole. All of a sudden, I hear Adam Corolla from Loveline ranting about traffic. I get back to the mall, but I see my awareness fading away. I say "increase clarity", but I fail.

Dream 5
I am in a basementI keep seeing is back. I pet him earlier, but this time when he jumps on my lap, he starts clawing and biting. I move over to the next seat, but the cat there also attacks me.

I am now against the far wall in the room with the cats, away from the ramp back to the exit. I decide just to start screaming as I run across the cats. This clears a path and I make it across and up the ramp. As I am exiting the basement I see a dog running for the door. He is sad, and really wants out of there. I did not see any cats coming, so I let him out and he was really happy. He was talking to me in English, his name was something like Dango.

Anyways, I'm now on the tenth floor, and I am discussing this with four others. They agree the cats are becoming a problem, we ought to consult higher powers. So we split into the three elevators in the middle of the lobby. We opt to take the right one.

This door leads us into the sixth dimension, that we need a shark suit.

We stray from our path (the sharks), and I remember thinking "hey that's actually God". Two shark police show up and tell us we need a permit to drive in the water, which we don't have. We are escorted back to the entry of the sixth dimension, and the fridge forces us out.

**Distant Clone** · 08-09-2005 07:24 PM

August 8, 2005

Dream 1
I am walking around in the middle of the day with my twin's friend. We are doing something, what I don't remember. I see a newspaper that describes the opportunity to take a voluntary test.

I leave the friend and go into the nearest building, which conveniently is the testing center. I finally find room 040.

The second opportunity starts, and I breeze right through it. I hand it to the university president. He thinks I copied, but there was no one to copy off since I finished so quickly.

Dream 2
I am a security guard with another person, and we are tipped off that someone is going to try to break into the bank while the play is going on. I tell the co-worker I'll shoot these people out of air if necessary.

When I see them coming, I cannot shoot them because they are each carrying three boxes) when the play starts, to confuse the crowd, since the play had an ice setting.

I go inside, which is now my middle school cafeteria), and I catch most of it, so I can have a second round. In the background, I see the person I used to like.

I was unsuccessful in stopping this, and as a result the people got into the bank. A friend from high school, along with George Steinbrenner were taking the money when I told them to stop. Steinbrenner waved his hands like he was too big for the law.

Dream 3
I woke up at about 6 AM, and was recalling the dream, but fell asleep before typing it out. I cannot remember now, but I think it was a struggle of good versus evil.

Dream 4
I am standing in line with my twin, my friend, and my friend's friend. We are at a train station, and the line is crowded. A train arrives for the crowd to get on, and one room does not even move. The first person is in shock. The four of us see all this through the glass windows. We then try to go into the now mostly empty room. The outer door looks locked, but my twin pulls really hard, and breaks the door handle.

We enter the door and get on the train. Inside the train looks like a planeright next to us. My brother and I take the window seats, him by the emergency exit, and then the friends take the aisle seats.

I tell the friend's friend that the emergency rules, and then operate the emergency door.

**Distant Clone** · 08-11-2005 05:00 AM

August 9, 2005
Something odd happened last night. After each dream, I woke up. I did this in approximately one hour shifts. I woke up in between after all dreams except dream 6, which occured when dream 7 did.

Dream 1
I am in the game Super Mario RPG)

Dream 2
I am driving to my university, although the classroom is oriented the wrong way. I take a chair, and turn on the TV in the class room.

I find SNL on Comedy Central. I'm already starting to fall back asleep, as I was while driving (I stuck my head out the window to stay awake) and there is one more person. I was still digging "Don't Fear the Reaper".

Then it cuts to Bam Margera saying thank you, as if this skit was the last skit while he was hosting SNL...though I'm not sure he's been host. Another re-run is on for the 4 o'clock hour. It starts with Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider. Adam says we've already done this in practice, but...And Rob in the background throws a basketball through a glass window.

Now two color commentators are discussing a basketball trade that did not take place. This was supposed to be the start of the playoffs too. When my team acquired the person mentioned by the analysts in this trade, he was acquired in the off season.

Dream 3
I am walking through the desert of the ladder on the concrete pillar of the overpass.

As I get closer, I see my twin hanging off one of the rungs from the concrete wall. He is hanging by his arms, and his pants are down. I can see his pubic hair and goods from however far away.

Now I am at my friend's apartment (which isn't actually the apartment he lives in. I follow her back to where the bedrooms are, and there are several more friends hanging out.

Dream 4
My friend and I are at a gas station and there is an extra seat attachment for gasoline. We were going to fill the seat attachment with gas but decided to put it straight into the bike.

We are now at my friend's apartment. I am in the corner of the room, and I have a dead arm. Aquanina holds something in front of my face, and I recognize it as an CD cover for an Incubus album, A Crow Left of the Murder. It has blue lines across the top, green lines across the bottom right on a diagonal. There are some lined palm trees also in green, and it says "Welcome!", but the yellow background is still there.

As she hands me this, she gets on her knees and straddles my neck. I notice she is wearing a

Now I'm in my parents room back at a previous house. My parents, my twin and I are in the bedroom, we are watching TV. We are watching the news, and across the bottom it says my brother's internet nickname many times to fill across the screen, white text on a black background. I know the clip takes place in a city further south of here. It has a local ball player speaking, but supposedly he is Steve from Google, talking about the future job industry.

Dream 5 - This is confusing because several scenes are replayed in more detail (it sort of skips around, like a movie).
I'm at a factory. My twin is high on the command chain at this factory company, and he is testing a new product, coating for giant pipes. I have no faith in him, and I run to the opposite corner of the factory, as far away as I can get. I'm not the only one really far away.

The test commences, and something happens. A white, unmarked passenger van). The van knocks down a garage door in it's flight, and also lands close to another van.

The guys and I that are there work to get the garage door back up. After failing to fix it several times, due to repeated falling, we fix it. The garage door becomes more like a neutral colored shower curtain.

The local governer and sheriff are there, conducting an investigation. They ask me why I ran, and I think back. I said I took off after the explosion and got out of there. Just then I noticed the two police canines that were barking as the explosion happened. I see a sheriff deputy release the hounds on me, to track my brother and I (although he could not have been where I was, initially).

Then they give me a beer, for cooperating. They also ask about the safety of the inmates as it pertains to the explosion. I thought about it, and the flipping van scene played again. It flipped twice as many times as I originally counted, and it landed right next to another unmarked white van that inmates were being unloaded from. I did not see the inmates initially either.

They ask me a third question, and I'm in a hot tub in the interrogation room, still drinking my beer. I don't remember what the other question was.

I'm at my twin's friend's house, and my twin brother is out of control, drunk. So I pick him up with a Fireman's Carry and he fights it, he doesn't want my help. We are back in the factory now, and we are in a fist fight. I punch him twice in a row, then he hits me once or twice. I can't feel his punches, and I'm really smacking him good. This repeats at least five times, and the scene cuts again. In a different part of the factory, I see my brother and three evil women).

At twin's friend's house, I'm following the sister , she teleported, changed clothes instantly. My blue water cup was at their house.

My twin brother is playing a video game again. It has Mario, a magic carpet, a villian he needs to deliver somewhere using the magic carpet. Villian gets up and attacks on the carpet, so I tell him to drop him into the lava. There are some Super Mario RPG elements, and after five or so tries, my twin eventually does drop him in the lava.

I'm in a parking lot with my parents. My mom said my dad just purchased a brand new pink sports car, the SUV was on the right.

I'm now Randy from Home Improvement, and I see Wilson. We are in Michigan, in the front yard of those two neighbors. There are inmates all over the place. One that looks like Hook (from Shrek 2). According to Hook, it goes clap hands twice, clap knees twice, stomp feet twice..

Dream 6
I am at a public place with a swimming pool.

The woman two ahead of me is at the front of the line, she is accepted. My twin is in front of me, and he gets accepted. The wise man asks the same of me. I show him my back, and a line I can feel on it...He says it does not have enough color in it to be a scar. I don't know why I did this, but then I show him my face, which actually does bear a scar. He says good, and asks about the vacuum marks. He says they usually show up on the nose, so I let him look at my nose. I'm still confused, but he lets me through anyways.

I'm not sure I ever jump in the pool, but I leave this place and do something else. I don't remember what else I did.

Dream 7 - This dream takes place at the same location as dream 3.
I am walking with my twin's friend's sister but I'm reminded of a Turtles song, "Happy Together".

**Distant Clone** · 08-11-2005 08:11 PM

August 10, 2005

Dream 1
I am with another person, a female, and we both have a glow around our bodies, an aura, mixes with her's and goes away. The rest redistributes. I guess my body is telling me I only have so much energy, use it wisely.

Dream 2 - After this dream, I turned on the radio, and the entire Lostprophets CD, Start Something, was being played on the air. I turned it on right as "Make a Move" was on.

I can't recall too much about this dream, but something was right. I had something, and in the dream I was shown how to use it, the right way.

Dream 3
I am watching the national news, and I recognize two buildings. I tell my twin brother to come and watch, it's our campus, and I'm highly amused.

I am now at campus, in a different spot. I'm waiting for my twin to come from across the field. I look around for him and see a 20-30 foot tall treeThis is a designated area for sex. There are two college students, the girl performing on the guy. He is sitting on the tape, which some how supports him enough to let him bounce up and down on it. There is a giant crowd.

I'm now zoomed in closer, as a woman walks up and asks the person receiving a question. She asks since he is on the tape, does that make it alright for her to ejaculate on him? He says no, because he is being pleased, but if he is doing the pleasing then it is fine. As he says this, he finishes and sprays all over his female friend. [/color]

I turn around to walk off and find my twin, when he too gets a move on. He was watching this act as well, from farther away. We almost get to the north edge of campus, then he makes a quick turn left. He goes in a building, and he makes a quick right, I thought he was trying to lose me. He did, he went up the stairs and I saw an asian lady giving me an odd look when I was looking for him. We get to the third floor and go into a door at the far end of the hall.

It is his recitation for Modern Physics (which he will be taking next semester, I've already taken on the left. He fiddles with this several times, and sees the completed homework in there. He is in disbelief, and I tell him to put his homework in there, since he needed to turn it in.

The TA conducting the recitation notices the fiddling, so he puts the leftover stack of the handout in there as well. My twin pulls the mailbox slot, but it's really off balance, and he almost catapulted all papers all over the place.

During all of this, I have all my work on engineering paper from last semester. However, for this class all homework is on the internet. I'm walking around in plain sight of the newly entered grader.

The TA that grades the homework is there. My twin talks to her about cheating. She says she knows when people cheats, and lists five to eight books that she knows where they get their information from. She said one person cheated on every assignment last year, and she gave him a B instead of an A.

During all this, there is someone I know from middle school and he is working on his homework. Some of his stuff is at the table we sat down at, although he is working at the adjacent table. He is really stressed out, like when I asked, "Whoa! Whose calculator is this?". I also accidentally picked up his backpack instead of mine. He turns in his homework, but the dream ends before he leaves.

Dream 4 - This was a WILD dream, and also WBTB, as I waited about an hour for my dad to leave for work, so he wouldn't see me using my computer in the middle of the night. The vibrations right before drifting off were so intense they felt gratifying. However, I was so tired, I barely remember any of the dream. I wasn't really in control, I was too sleepy to care.

During one point, I tell my dad this is just a dream, and he says "Well I'm not dreaming". I say "I guess we aren't sharing a dream then".

Dream 5
My oldest brother (not the twin).

I figure he is fine, so I go explore, I find myself in a tree house. There are three tree houses. This belongs to the manager of the other team, that my brother was playing.

He gets in the truck, but there is not much room to move the truck, as he is loosely pinned in on all sides. He decides to move the truck anyways. He pulls back and forward several times, making slight adjustments. Then he drives into the brick wall, and crushes all of his front end. He is frustrated, and he gets out.

I leave this tree house, and look up at the center tree house. The entrance looks like it has a naked baby girl in it, and I can see from her waist down, hanging out of the tree house.

I go back to find my family. When I get back to the baseball stadium, I see several people from Little League/Majors that my brother used to play ball with. I stand at the entrance to the stadium, which no longer has the scoreboard. The seating is like a colliseum. It has parallel seats on one end, and half-circles on the other end. The seats raise up on an angle so all can see. The arena is mainly brown, and the field is all dirt. The entrance is on the bottom left side, right where straight meets curved.

I hear my brother talking over the broadcaster's mike. I look around and spot him up to the left. He is giving his friend from a while back instructions on how to operate his communication device so they can talk to each other.

I look, and see my family on the far curved side, to the right. I walk all the way over there and up to them. I tell my twin brother what I saw, about the naked baby girl. Then he and my mom disappear. My dad is laying down on the bench and he is getting really comfortable, he wraps an arm around me. The thought of doing anything with him is interrupted, thankfully, by me thinking "Oedipus complex", because I knew I was dreaming, it just did not register (did not trigger a lucid dream).

My twin and I go into the center tree house. We see two beds with white covers My brother and I take this opportunity to waltz out from the corner and leave. They don't say anything, they didn't even see us.

We are walking back to the stadium, when we are passing through the sand of a volleyball court that is really into the song. She grabs me and starts dancing with me. More girls come, and my twin is now singing, and so are the new girls. The one in purple was getting really close to me, like she wanted it. I did give consideration, but in the sand wasn't the right place for me. The dream ended before anything else happened.

Dream 6
My twin is playing professional baseball, pitching as a reliever. It's towards the end of the game and I see him struggling. He throws a curve ball, but starts it too far outside and the hitter takes it for a ball. Later I see him throw a fastball up and out to a rightie, and he strokes it into the right-center gap for a run scoring double.

My brother is pulled by the manager, and I'm talking to him about his performance, while the game continues. He says that *insert sports guy's name for the local news* is going to blame him for tonight's loss, but my twin thinks it's some other pitcher's fault. I'm not sure if he inherited a runner when coming in to pitch though.

**Distant Clone** · 08-12-2005 06:45 PM

August 11, 2005
Last night, I was really tired, and simply recalled the dreams and willed myself to store them in long term memory. I only typed out about one third of the first dream, and I'm not too sure of the order/connectedness of the dream fragments. I wasn't lucid, but the dreams were quite vivid.

Dream 1
I am looking to find out how healthy my body is. There are three ladies.

Naturally, I choose the one frowned upon by the other two, the working girl. She knows she is going to do a better job than the doctor, but she doesn't get the chance since the dream ends first.

I re-enter the dream, and again wake up after not too long. I do this a second time as well. I really didn't care, the three ladies were still arguing with each other trying to get my attention.

Dream 2
I am at my twin's friend's house. There are quite a few people out back, all having fun. The landscape is a little different, there is some standing water in the rocks. Also, the house now has a basement, because I see the basement window out front.

Out front of the house, I see a former major league baseball player, and he's drunk. He represents my older brother. He says he is going to go into the basement, and run and jump head first through the basement window. I tell them this is a bad idea, and I keep him away from the window long enough to tell my dad. It's now my dad's problem.

Then, the wall that separates the backyard from the front yard is removed. Walking along the side of the house is the starting five for the world championship San Antonio Spurs, except their coach is Bill Walton instead of Gregg Popovich. They walk right past me, Tony Parker leading the way, to a basketball court, located where the street should be.

I watch them practice there game, as if I'm scouting them for my team for next season. Several times the ball bounces away, and I go rebound it. In total, I rebound the ball three times. The third time I do, I see two people standing on the sideline. One I know from middle school, the other from high school/college. The shorter one from middle school holds up his hand like he wants to pass it in. I am indecisive, and throw the ball right between the two. I get it, and see the taller person. I throw it to him, but he allows it to go right by. Then he points down at his shorts, and it shows our local pro basketball team.

I go inside the house, and I see my almost 3 year old nephew and there is also a 4 year old redheaded child. The two want to play together, they each have miniature bikes they fit on. The four year old has a two-seater, like a Power Wheels, but he has to peddle. I don't let them leave the front room, although they give it several attempts.

I do not let them leave because there is a palo verde tree inside the house, and it's grown down, to where it is in their path. When they think they can go under it, it scratches them, and the thorns break off and stick to the children. I pull them off my nephew.

Dream 3
I am riding passenger, with my twin driving, in our actual car. We are traveling on a curvy road, not far from our high school. Right around the curve, there are four people playing in the road. The leader of this group is tall and black, and he is much older than the rest. My twin slows down so that the third person can get out of his way. However, the fourth person runs and jumps into the windshield.

My twin is in shock, and he pulls over, and makes a U-turn. The entire windshield is covered with lima bean colored jelly. The tall black young adult asks where his friend went, he can't find any flesh or bones. I tell him he broke down into the jelly. My brother realizes he's going to prison.

It cuts, and it shows me in almost a Judge Dredd scene. There is a giant wooden X, and I'm fastened to it. My wrists are tied together, and I'm biting the bind in order to free myself. There is a giant angry mob, like they are convicts and I'm a police officer as I see myself from a third person view. I think I'm about to be burned at the stake if I cannot escape.

Dream 4
My twin is playing a video game, and Mario is the main character. The level takes place over boiling lava. If one falls, it is instant death. There are coins to collect along one path, that has metal bars and spinning platforms, as one might see in Mario 64. However, I notice there is also another path down on the left side of the wall. This area reminds me of Doom, there are similar power-ups, and a semi-invisible flying demon. Also, there is a white cube with the letter K on it. I know that this is like Donkey Kong Country, where a 1-up bonus is reward at the end of the level if you spell K-O-N-G.

My twin finds a star, and absolutely hauls through the course. He gets almost to the end, where he would fight Bowser, except he forgot something. He tries to go back. However, he went so fast, the platforms started spinning uncontrollably. He made it back several platforms, but flew off and died.

Then he tried down to the left, where he encountered the evil spirit.

Restarting, my twin and I were playing together. I was Luigi, and just following him. I did not care, I let the game automatically make me trail him the entire time, as Tails may follow Sonic.

**Distant Clone** · 08-13-2005 07:56 PM

August 12, 2005
I again woke up after having the dreams. I was tired, and did not want to get out of bed and on to the computer to type them. Here are some dream fragments that I don't remember where they go. These dreams, it was almost like it was understood that I was dreaming, but I didn't every think it to myself "I am dreaming". I used the fact that I was dreaming as reasons for things, but that did not trigger me into any lucid dreams.

Fragment 1
I am at my university campus.

Fragment 2
I am in my houseon the island, specifically mixed berry. The design looked exactly the same as "Berries n Cream" flavor I had for breakfast this morning.

Fragment 3
I am on the couch at my old house.

Dream 1
So I'm sitting around my house, and I decide to invent something. I declare I'm going to invent a Bicycle Parachute). Then a sensor would detect when a collision has taken place, and wait for the child to rotate right side up and deploy the chute.

I go to a store for some supplies. It is a computer store, with some computers set up for LAN. I think "Gee, this place has dork written all over it". I now refer to it as the dork store, as it comes back into play in the next dream. While in the dork store, I see an eight-year old boy with glasses, all dressed up in a little suit.

I am talking to the owner, explaining to him my idea, and I ask him what I'll need to make my invention come to fruition. We discuss several things, and I'm on my way back home. What I did not know is the eight year old boy took quite an interest into this.

At home, I'm working on the design in the front room, when I see a green car. I go outside and confront her.

I think she is the one who drove the green car, and she said "Oh no, that must have been Betty, *insert the 8-yr old's name* sent her earlier to do some inspection". I ask her what his deal is. I also point out the damage the green car did, and she took some pictures. She explains he wants to help develop this, as it sounds like a profitable idea. His family is business oriented, that's how they got rich. This project would be a great starter for him, since it isn't that techincal, and suited well for a kid. He has the means to help me realize it.

I think I go talk to the kid, and we agree on terms, but the dream jumps to a street about three or four miles from my house. I see several kids riding their bicycles in circlesran down while wearing their bike chutes were all boys.

Dream 2
There is a thief that has escaped from prison, and stolen two pink cylinders. He is really stupid though. The police reason that he really isn't a danger to society, so they will trick him and steal the valuables back and let him live on his own.

To do this, they enlist the help of two local TV news anchors, one a blonde, the other a brunette. They contact the thief and tell them they need to tag along with him so they can get the news story. He doesn't think too much of it, and agrees.

It cuts to the three of them, along with a cameraman in a hotel room. The two news ladies have taken the two pink cylinders). He gets mad, and takes the two news anchors hostage.

It jumps to the dork store again, where the crisis is resolved. The news company is there, and they are sorting everything out. A good looking guy comes in to congratulate the two of them. He says it was quite brave of them to risk their lives like that. The guy starts talking to the blonde, and the brunette sees the storybook happy ending coming. She says "Wait, I want him too" but the blonde co-worker pushes her away and runs off with him.

She is unbelievably hurt, and crying. I am now there, and I stare at her with a sympathetic smile. She sees me and immediately leans in and kisses me. I kiss her gently on the lips, but in the process, close my eyes. The dream ends.

Dream 3
I am playing a game with several other teens, and I am running around. I run through green, green grass.

My friends and I run along, but the dream focuses on the wall, and the two midgets sitting on it. The father midget is worried about the son midget. The son outright said he had to go talk to someone and simply turned his back on his father earlier. The father was concerned and asked who he had to talk to.

The son, looking ashamed, said he needed to talk to his best friend Robert, to tell him that he loved him. The father starts a denial trip in his mind, thinking about how he loved a woman, and seeing the silhouette of his wife, as she was gone. He comes back to reality, and doesn't know what to do.

Dream 4
I'm at a football stadium, and I have my seat picked out in the bleachers. It's on the end of the row, right next to the aisle and stairs. I'm sitting there for a while, then an extra friend comes along, she sits with the group just to my right. They all scoot down and they are sort of forcing me off. I sit on the exact edge so there is enough room for all of us. Then the girl next to me pushes me off and says "Sorry, you can sit there" and points to the recently vacated seat up a row, and over some.

I sit there, but realize this view is terrible. I'm really mad and I turn around to say something to them. I fail four times to assert myself because I can barely talk louder than a whisper. I say "Oh screw this" and I see that it's five minutes before the game, and entertainment comes out on to the field. The grass has now turned into ice. An ice skater comes out, skates around and sings. She also has the same silver jacket and hair. I can tell by her singing she is Dolly Parton.

I walk right on to the ice, but I'm more interested in the host. I know she is a brunette underneath that silver hair. I walk all the way across the ice field over towards her. She knows I want her, but she freezes. She becomes a victim, completely helpless and terrified. She thinks I'm going to do this to her right at the 50 yard line with the entire crowd watching.

I stare down at her and I'm with her. She's over in the corner and I know she's scared. I start in slow and just kiss her on the lips. She is no longer afraid and she kisses back.

We end up on the floor in another room, and I'm on top of her. It does not take long, but I'm about ready to orgasm. I tell myself to calm down, and not get excited. I do relax, but then I also get off of her. I decide if she orgasms in the dream I will still feel it, but I won't be as likely to have a wet one. I stick two fingers inside of her, feeling around for her g-spot.

I press up against her with little force. She really wants it and she is squeezing down on my fingers with her insides. I start slowly and rhymthically adding more and more speed to the in-out stroke, while pushing up just a little harder. I can feel an electric build-up, but no warmth, and she's almost ready to let it all loose.[/color]

The sheriff. I just stare at him and he gets mad and throws an empty bottle of shampoo at me. It didn't hurt.

I realize the two of us made a mess, and it looked like a struggle pattern. My twin and I clean up the mess, so as to make it look consensual. We are almost done with the living room, but then the maid comes in. He doesn't speak English, but I tell him "No, don't come in here, I don't want it". He plugs in his vacuum, and starts cleaning.

I grab all the loose clothes, which are all navy colored). I find the kid's room and throw the three stuffed animals in. I still have the purple tees in my hand and the woman is in the kids room, in the bathtub taking a bath.

She is reflecting on all that suddenly just happened, she is sorting things out. She has dark red lipstick on, and I tell her that the maid is here, and he's cleaning. She made a comment about how well I used the two purple T-pipes.

I come out of this room, and I see someone I don't know walk by. He is Mexican, but skinny wearing a gray wife-beater. I hear a child crying in the background, then the dream ended. This last person likely represents my oldest brother, not the twin.

**Distant Clone** · 08-14-2005 09:08 PM

August 13, 2005
I slept terribly. I woke up after the first dream, at around 2:30 AM and didn't fall back asleep until after 5:15 AM.

Dream 1
There is a dream guru in my dream. He tells all that he knows how to control dreaming, and how to make people have the dreams they want. He also may interpret others dreams for them, as he is so wise.

I stand up to him and say, no all that bluff stuff isn't necessary. He challenges me to have specific dreams, as he said he would be watching. So I go to sleep and do.

Then he wants me to interpret a dream to show I know as much as he does. My dream actually ends before he can describe the dream he has in mind.

Dream 2
I don't remember this dream, but I can vaguely recall the dream having my twin brother in it, and also control issues (like the next dream).

Dream 3 - I think this is warning me there are definite control (and communication) issues going on in my life.
My oldest brother comes over, and he's in my room using my computer and the internet. When he does, I leave my room, and my dad asks me to do something. In the dream, my dad is quite obese, as he is three feet wide, and six feet tall. Most fat is in the upper body, underneath his navy colored shirt).

My brother leaves my room, and my dad forgets that he asked me to do something. He wanted to know why I was out of my room. I told him I was doing what he asked me, but he can't remember asking me to do this. He is really angry, and tells me not to come out of my room for the rest of the day.

At this point he tells my mom my punishment. She comes in to visit me, and she sees I'm wearing a red shirt) that says "Old Cody" on the black stripe running across it. She's still upset that I'm refusing to conform. After she leaves the room, my red Old Navy shirt is back on me.

She leaves and I go back to my computer). I know I've done this before, but I can't figure it out. I get mad so I leave my room.

I go downstairs into the kitchen. I go back upstairs and leave the mayo in my room on an old desk.

As my mom is preparing dinner, she can't find the mayonnaise. She informs my father, and he comes into my room. He finds the mayo, and wants to know how it got there. I don't respond. He is mad at me for leaving my room, and tells me I'm not coming out of my room for two days now. I think he is really stupid and lazy, so I decide to follow him right out my door.

As my dad and I are going down the hallway, my twin peeks out from his room, and asks why am I following our dad. I was going to simply go behind his back if he turned around. But I was caught again and my father grew upset. He put me back in the room again, but didn't give me any more punishment.

When he leaves, I stick my head out the door, and go right back downstairs into the kitchen. This time, a take a small box of raisins. I go back up to my room and back on the computer. I rest the spaghetti noodles on my hips, underneath my shirt. The raisins I pour most into my hand, and put the box in my pocket.

My mom has been trying to cook dinner, but she can't find the pasta noodles and it is creating a controversy. I really like the attention my problems are causing. She can't fix dinner so she comes up to check on me.

I rush the raisins in my mouth, when I realize I have them. My mom sees this action and wants to know what's happening. She finds some of the raisins still in my hand. She is really upset, almost in tears, and leaves again.

**Distant Clone** · 08-16-2005 05:33 AM

August 14, 2005
Half way through this day, my dad said he had this feeling something really terrible or bad was about to happen. I concentrated, and I did feel this same emotion. It also showed up in my dreams.

Dream 1
There was a black background, and a pair of spirits within the cloud outline. I was there talking to another spirit.

I had four conversations with other people. I know one was dark green, one dark purple, one a lighter blue, all of them I cannot remember the subject. I do remember that each one left me with a bad feeling.

Dream 2 - Before this dream, I asked myself for guidance. There are several women I like, and I'm confused whether any are right, and which ones are wrong for me.

I am at a library on my campus is at the party, at a computer.

I look around and see this woman that I've liked. She is the nicest and also prettiest person I know. She is amazing, but she is wearing a bright red shirt of their shirts. I can't read it, and give up.

I figure she is just being nice again, and saying "Hi". She is the type of person who will make a point of it to talk to every single person at the party. I opt not to bother her, as I know I'll get my chance to talk to her.

I look over a little later, and see her running her fingers through his hair. They get up and leave the party together, and don't come back. She didn't talk to anyone else during this party.

Aside: I've had a quite similar dream five months ago. Same girl, that was in red before, came into the men's locker room, and it was almost summer. She started talking to this exact same person, asking for his number. She wanted to keep in contact while school was on break. I had the same exact emotion that she was going to make her rounds, and go all the way around the locker room, and come to me at the other end. She left after getting his number.

This is confusing because sometimes we have sex, and other times she pushes me away, or picks someone else. Sometimes she's there but invisible, and other times she likes me, but isn't interested.

Dream 3
I am walking around in a desert environment with my friend. The show stops, and the TV is zooming in on a map. I see Nevada, but it's two states east of where it should be. It's really wide though, and so is California. Together they make it back to the Pacific Ocean.

It zooms in on Nevada, and Nevada goes from dusty brown, and turns to a red color, as if it is heating up. It shows a silhouette of a satellite radar dish on the ground. Then it shoots a beam straight west (also this burning red color). It shows them both heating up together, until the entire states are covered with a glowing red instead of a dusty gold/brown.

I realize this is signaling a crisis

These square posts made a square perimeter, as they are generating an invisible electric fence). The squirrel jumps into the fence enough times to figure out where the hole is for him to jump through.

I turn back to my dad, and take the encyclopedia from him. I start flipping through the sections looking for Egypt. This had something to do with what I just learned from Aceman's new show. While flipping through the pages, I see an article for the squirrel. I read it explain why they have such a goofy look on their face, and it showed an animation. I turn all the way through the book, then I look up Egypt in the back. To my surprise, Egypt is the first listing under E. I see the number 363. I start flipping, then I realize it said "Egypt 363 A.D. pg. 172". So I turn to page 172 and find what I'm looking for. I give the encyclopedia to my father, with the right page open.

It has something to do with Nevada and California heating up. As I'm off to a military installation, I see the squirrel get inside the electric fence. He realizes he doesn't know how to get the nut back through the electric fence, without cooking it). I kind of laugh and am on my way.

I am now at a airplane hangar occupied by military personnel, and the dream ends.

Dream 4
I'm in my room, waking up for the morning. I hear my mother in the theater room, and she's talking to my father. She says "I just bought *insert the name of the two DVDs here* and now it is perfect". I come down the hall to tell her we already have those two DVDs. She says "No, they are for your brother so he'll have all the same DVDs as we do". I say "Oh, I didn't hear the first part of that". That ended the dream.

The DVDs weren't related, whatever they were. Also, the relative size difference of our DVD collections are a lot

Dream 5
I guess I am at a mall.

As I leave the bathroom and continue down the hall, I take the next left, which leads into the military hangar from dream 3. I use this as a shortcut, because it leads directly to the rest of the mall straight on the opposite side of the hangar.

The dream becomes fuzzy, but I run back and forth several times, because I used that restroom three times. I did catch back up with my twin and his friend. The dream ends.

I just thought about it, and where the men's room and movie theater are inside compared to outside the airport hangar. The layout is all wrong because of contradicting space. Oh well.

Dream 6
I am with my entire family, and we are going out to dinner, with it's teardrop shaped roofs.

We get there and go to the restaurant. The service is nice, and someone with a dark red jacket, white long sleeve undershirt, and black pants) is clean white.

As we are sitting down, I see my dad in a black coat and black pants. My mom has a black coat and a black dress skirt. Us three boys all have the same pair of nice black dress pants, with a white long sleeve undershirt. However, my twin and other older brother have black vests on. I realize I forgot mine and exclaim "Oh shit, I forgot my vest"! I tell them I am going home to get my vest. We are all dressed in black.

It cuts to me driving our car, with my twin in the passenger seat and my oldest brother in the back seat. We are driving at a normally low traffic intersection, as we are leaving where a retirement community starts. However it is a median and not an intersection.

The traffic is unrelenting and terrible when combined from both directions, I think I can make it. I ask my brothers and they say no. I do the math, except I see the car literally try to go and join traffic. A car always speeds up, and right before it hits our car, I sort of rewind the dream. I say "Yup, we weren't going to make that".

I am bummed, and I look to my right. I see my old car, (it was totalled

I don't ever get to leave this side street.

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