The Ox's Dream Journal

[The Ox]

I thought I may as well start one sooner rather than later, try and spot dream signs and such. 26th June 2007 I was on some sort of ski holiday with my cousin. Something happened involving some rats stealing his guitar, and they lived under my bed, so I lured them out using those Ice Gem candies, and saw him running into my room looking ecstatic with his guitar in hand. I then woke up. When I was back to sleep, my cousin and I were trying to sell the rights to the story as a 'popcorn' movie, the idea reminded me of 'Jingle All The Way', called 'White Christmas'. I then woke up again, and the dream was over. Thanks.

[The Ox]

28th June 2007 The first part involved me trying to force a girl from my school to smell my aftershave, sounds kind of weird, but Dream-Me could not comprehend why she wouldn't want to smell it. My dad was there and he kept saying to some other girls, including one girl I sort of go around with, 'Let's get naked and dance like sailors', or 'Let's dance for the glory of the sin, only joking, sin is bad', and then laughing hysterically and saying 'Only joking, don't take it too seriously' The second part was different, I was at home playing some football game on the Xbox, and my dad was standing over my shoulder, and every time my QB completed a pass, he would say 'Good vision'. I realized the house I was in was actually my aunts house, and I could smell food cooking, it smelled like Thanksgiving. I was alone in the living room there, and a soldier came in through the window and pointed a gun at me. He explained that in the army, Thanksgiving was called 'Family Fun Day', and they went round random houses taking food, and were permitted to shoot the householder in the leg if they didn't get any. He was pointing the gun at me and kept repeating 'The food or the leg! Make your mind up!' Suddenly, I felt an excruciating pain, and I woke up with cramp.

[EVIL JOE]

Lulz at the Thanksgiving one.

[The Ox]

2nd July 2007 I can't remember this too clearly, something about a teacher at my school who I have always thought is hot at some party talking about taking speed.

[The Ox]

3rd July 2007 First Lucid Dream in Journal I woke up at about 1am, then went back to sleep and realised I was dreaming. I was in my house looking on the Myspace of this girl I have been sort of trying to get, and she had new pictures of her on captioned 'Me and my boyfriend!' She looked especially hot, and I felt just awful. I realised I was dreaming and could do whatever I wanted, so I went outside for a fly. I flew over my neighbours house, and into town, looking for the girl. She shouted 'Sorry, but he was a Sikh!', and then I woke up.

[EVIL JOE]

Congrats on the lucid dream.

[The Ox]

Congrats on the lucid dream. Cheers naow!

[The Ox]

18th July I was in the garden with my girlfriend, and we were smoking pot out of a bong. My friend, Bobby, burst in and started firing at us with a paintball gun, so we ran while holding hands. Bobby kept repeating 'Even (my gf's name) doesn't know the rules of play-talky talky'. We ran out into the street and a big, growling dog came, so I told her to climb a wall to get out of reach while I distracted the dog. I let it bite me and then I climbed the wall when she was safe. My girlfriend exhaled a lungful of smoke while dodging the paintballs, and said to me 'Watch out for the toxic fuuuumes' and then lay on the floor and fell asleep. I woke up at this point.