Coconut Paralysis

[Androxity]

This is a dream journal, you are about to enter something that makes perfect nonsense. Where oxymoron's are everywhere, but nowhere. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sub Log XII 001, Unknown Date Family reunion, Pie, Rice pudding. I was waiting for UPS truck at old elementary school, was trying to get in a classroom. Dream Sift All doors locked, new teacher was there. One class open with new teacher in it. Playground was different. Talking on the phone, only to realize phone was in pocket. BlueTooth? Sub Log XII 002, Unknown Date Was sitting in the laundry room for long time. Dream Sift Driving somewhere in my truck... Where to... Sub Log XII 003, Unknown Date Graduation? Last day of high school. I was in line to get on the bus, no... wait... I went home in a car but gate was closed- I had to open it, forgot something at school- had to go back Dream Sift Back at school again, got the something, and rode the bus, fell asleep on bus, actually was on two buses, two elementary people and high school people. Dream Sift In classroom Hallway D room 12- High School Talking to girl I had a fancy for back in high school. Gave Katie- the girl- my phone number* *I could actually write, and see the numbers correctly. Not weird symbols, but my real cell number. Dream Sift In different classroom- Room 23B Elementary School Shared nachos, with lots of cheese, and beans with Rome (guy from high school), they tasted amazing. Dream Sift Something about a bomb... Sub Log I 001, 01, 2009 My laptop had another dent in it. Dream Sign? Laptop only has one dent. Sub Log I 002, 02, 2009 Was hanging with a girl on couch. Dream Sift There was this engineer guy, he was designing stuff in the living room. Room was like my kitchen combined with my aunt's living room. Girl and I getting along good, although at first a hand gesture of mine scared her (Held up 3 fingers?)****** Only adult in dream was engineer, everyone else was a child. Dream Sift Was on youtube? ******Next day I freaked my friend out by holding up 3 fingers, looked like one finger was chopped off. Perhaps.. Foresight? Was riding quad in back 20 acres (is watching movie of this in my head right now), along the road near the dairy, then I thought of going back home, started going back along the north route- a car started to follow me, and raced up with me (tailgating my quad) it was a white car like ones in dubai. Went up the hill, it was way steeper than real life. In fact, it was a cliff. Quad flipped backwards as I tried going up it, and I fell off into sand- quad rolled down cliff/hill. I went and asked the guy in the car if he sent an email, then I jumped up and grabbed on edge, crawled my way up top and ran away. Dream Sift Something about my cousin finding a DVD of dragon ball z at school and then hiding it upstairs under carpet in a different house? (Just like off of Ghost Town, lady died and left a letter inside house, but carpet was laid over it). Some Asian kid was upstairs, he got punched in the face by Alexi (my little cousin): Joey (17 year old cousin) was there in the living room, but girl wasn't interested in him (girl prior to Dream Sift), there was a TV on also, it was also a computer. Sub Log I 003, 05, 2009 Going to class at community college, some guy (Saul from high school)was there. Hot girl was there too. I had my paper and utensils and was ready to draw, I was drawing in my dream!!!! I drew a castle, a house bridge as well, and there was a TV in the classroom too. I could clearly see the channel numbers, It was on channel 30 and I switched it to channel 59 (Dunno about all you guys and your weird symbols instead of letters and numbers) Walker Texas Ranger was on, he was talking about criminal justice in an art class? I changed the channel to something else... No, I shut the TV off there were two on, one in front of the classroom, and one in the back of the classroom. I had to turn them off first, then turn them on again to change the channel. Dream Sift It was time to leave. Walked, asked teacher about homework. Then left.

[Androxity]

I just had my first Lucid Dream!!! Parts in orange are lucid: I laid down in bed at 12:01 am, and played the mp3 that Clarity provided a link to, subliminal music track or something. It is 60 minutes long. So I am laying in bed, not really tired, and to rest my body I start to slowly fall into a sort of sleep paralysis, but not where I cannot move. I could move if I wanted to, just feeling very groggy. So after the music stopped, I knew an hour had passed and it was 1:01 am, then flopped over onto my stomach (usually sleep on my back), and laid there for what seemed to be a minute. Next thing I know I am outside. Here is where it gets fun. So I am in my backyard, outside of the fence, and apparently there is a computer, desk, and all right there. So I plop down on the seat and get on the internet... So I was just roaming around (images going in front of my face without me actually clicking anything). Then one of a hot girl at the beach showed up and then it just stayed there. (Although I did not know I was lucid, I had control) So I google searched more pictures of that person it was something like sea-sand______. Then I saw the picture and realized that it would be impossible for my computer to be outside in the backyard, and just how ridiculous I looked on it. It all clicked in my brain "I am having a lucid dream" was my thought string.... . Then I woke up, thought "woah... what time is it" walked over and checked my cell phone, it was 1:47 am, and here I am now telling you all about it since I couldn't find my written dream journal. Oh and, I woke up waaaaayyyy turned on.