Thread: My warped reality

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

I mean in REAL LIFE not in a dream

But I was lucid....doesn't that count? (hey meg glad you're back!)

it does count because you were lucid, but because you were only lucid, you cant be 100% positive thats what it really feels like hehe (its great to be back)

ps-- mark...

Great lucids my friend!

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

i've always said that i wish i had a dick for like 20 minutes so i could feel what a male orgasm is like. i have no shame in admitting that.

Actually its something I have always wonderred about how it is for a woman....lol well according to my dreams im missing out. ha ha ha

Originally Posted by tonythephatone

i like jeff foxworthy's discription... female = deisel engine.. takes a littlewarming up but it'll idle for a LOONG time... male = bottle rocket... fuse-PSHEW!-ooh.. ahh...

lmao...

that cave must have sucked... did it at least have a vent hole? lol

ha ha that quote is mint lol! made me laugh

and that cave was not to bad lol I spent moer time facinated with the purple glow

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Well, sure...if we're with the right man. That's how you know if you're a good lover--if the woman is having more fun than you.

(leaving before mark's journal gets more pornographic than his dreams...)

ha ha ha moonbeam thats well funny....maybe I should put an explict material warning on my front page ha ha trust me my writen DJ is so much worse ha ha

I wont go into my sex life but ha ha thats something I will def have to remember lol

Originally Posted by Oneironaut_Jeff777

Great lucids my friend!

Cheers man! I owe the squid dream to your technique so thank you man

oh and dont worry about spamming my DJ its always nice to know people are looking plus its incredibly funny reading what you have all wrote

24 October 2007

Dam my recall has been really really bad this week! insominia is driving me mad!

I Won!!

Im at a train station heading towards Scotland but I have missed my train. Im standing in the entrance with my mum and I spot a gambling table maybe roulet? I place a bet and and I win £1000.00

I have to go to the ticket stall to collect my money but the woman does not really want to give it to me she says that she will put it in the bank for me but I dont trust her so I take the money and head to the bank across the road. On the way I cut myself with the money and I bleed and collapse on the floor until I die. Then I wake up

Originally Posted by mark

24 October 2007
I Won!!

I place a bet and and I win £1000.00

YAY!! ..

Originally Posted by mark

I have to go to the ticket stall to collect my money but the woman does not really want to give it to me she says that she will put it in the bank for me

BOO!! ..

Originally Posted by mark

but I dont trust her so I take the money and head to the bank across the road.

YAY!! ..

Originally Posted by mark

On the way I cut myself with the money and I bleed and collapse on the floor until I die. Then I wake up

uhm .. boo?

whooooooo clarity!! welcome to my DJ...nice to see you here

yeah a bit of a random dream especially that last bit with the dying not something I have ever experienced in a dream....no pain at all it was actually quite peaceful lol

Originally Posted by mark

whooooooo clarity!! welcome to my DJ...nice to see you here

yeah a bit of a random dream especially that last bit with the dying not something I have ever experienced in a dream....no pain at all it was actually quite peaceful lol

Well, it's good to know you felt no pain in the end!

Yep.. I've subscribed and hope to pop in here more often! Good stuff!

Originally Posted by mark

Actually its something I have always wonderred about how it is for a woman....lol well according to my dreams im missing out. ha ha ha

WTF?? I am gone for a couple of days and it's pRon city in here lol.

I would say it is better for the women, I mean judging by their face and the wriggling and uncontrollable screaming and movements, and multiple... Okay you see where I am going.. For me yeah it's nice but for women, they seem to enjoy it a lot more lol - But hey I am cool with that, I get more enjoyment from women enjoying it.

Hey perhaps we should do our own little lucid study in the Research forum? Lucid dream an orgasm whilst being the opposite sex? Could be a fun task to set ourselves

Oh cool dreams by the way hahahaha

Originally Posted by Adam

WTF?? I am gone for a couple of days and it's pRon city in here lol.

I would say it is better for the women, I mean judging by their face and the wriggling and uncontrollable screaming and movements, and multiple... Okay you see where I am going.. For me yeah it's nice but for women, they seem to enjoy it a lot more lol - But hey I am cool with that, I get more enjoyment from women enjoying it.

Hey perhaps we should do our own little lucid study in the Research forum? Lucid dream an orgasm whilst being the opposite sex? Could be a fun task to set ourselves

Oh cool dreams by the way hahahaha

ha ha ha yeah sex...it seems to be everywere in here ha ha

its true what you say though and the task...next lucid I will make an attempt ha ha it will be strange to say the least but meh...I will give it a try and report back lol

and thanks mate good to know my dreams are appreciated

I have added it to my signature now as a task of mine for one of my lucids

What the heck kind of money do you have over there? Getting cut by it....?? That's some crazzzyyyyyyy shit, yo. Ok, and on a serious note...

Do you think if a guy has a female orgasm in a dream, he'll still wake up... a mess?

Originally Posted by Adam

I would say it is better for the women, I mean judging by their face and the wriggling and uncontrollable screaming and movements, and multiple... Okay you see where I am going..

Yea Mark's journal has become quite the meeting spot.

Man, funny stuff in here. By the way, even though experiencing orgasms in dreams. I don't remember ever waking up a mess before.

Originally Posted by Caradon

Man, funny stuff in here. By the way, even though experiencing orgasms in dreams. I don't remember ever waking up a mess before.

Well, I'm not a guy. I've just heard that it can get messy.

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

What the heck kind of money do you have over there? Getting cut by it....?? That's some crazzzyyyyyyy shit, yo. Ok, and on a serious note...

Do you think if a guy has a female orgasm in a dream, he'll still wake up... a mess?

ha ha yeah that was some dangerous money ha ha

dam this is gonna be embarrassing ..... I only do that with a very few non lucid dreams so I hope not...ha ha but like I say I will report back lol

Originally Posted by Moonbeam

Yea Mark's journal has become quite the meeting spot.

Good stuff....its always good to have people here, now if only there were some beerlol

Originally Posted by Caradon

Man, funny stuff in here. By the way, even though experiencing orgasms in dreams. I don't remember ever waking up a mess before.

ha ha yeah some funny stuff been going down here like!

25 October 2007

No Dreams

Continuing with the tradition of this last week I have no dreams to report.

Due to some serious family issue that went on all thorough the night I didnt get to sleep until after 5.30am....annoyingly I had to be up at 6.30am so I dont even think I had any dreams. but meh I took some time off work so I may even take a nap today see if I can manage a wild

Hope your family issues sort them self out dude!

everything will get better mark. thing's always get worse before they get better. but they will get better.

26 October 2007 - NAP

I remember afew fragments from my nap. I got quiet far with oneironaught_jeff777 technique but fell asleep.

Fragment 1

Its a winter day everything is coated in snow and everything has a crisp blue shine to it. Im in a garden surrounded by houses, there are 2 large trees with square patches of bark missing off them. Someone says "it looks like it has been removed like wallpaper."

Fragment 2

There is a cage I step into which houses a portal, when I step im I feel my body shatter but not painfully and get draged into the portal.

I dont think im gonna get much sleep again tonight my stepdad has gone out on the drink again....dam there is probably gonna be some more shit going down tonight

Originally Posted by Adam

Hope your family issues sort them self out dude!

Originally Posted by meggyfayephotography

everything will get better mark. thing's always get worse before they get better. but they will get better.

hey thanks alot I hope things do get better

Originally Posted by mark

I dont think im gonna get much sleep again tonight my stepdad has gone out on the drink again....dam there is probably gonna be some more shit going down tonight

You know, I'm really starting to not like that guy.

Whoooo I got some sleep last night! eventually

so here are my dreams

26 October 2007

Walk Back From School

I come out of the school gates and a camera man comes running upto me, the light on the camera is so bright I have to shield my eyes he asks me if I know anything about this dude who has powers. I tell him to get the camera out of my face and I turn and run to catch up with viki and A.

I am talking to A ignoring Viki and im flirting with her alot. We are messing around playfighting and she runs off laughing I follow her faking that im struggling to catch up to her. She stops after a while because she is tired and leaves to go home.

I start to run home and im jumping from curb to curb across increasingly wide roads.

Africa Survival

Im on a TV show about survival in Africa and im sitting against a wall in the desert. Its hot and im sitting in the shade out of the sun which looks wierd like its shining blinds forming bands of shadow and light on the ground.

I have a hand full of yellow beans and I show someone how to eat them. First you have to plant them in the mud in groups of 3 and after they have been in there a while you can take them out and eat them. They are mushy and taste like dirt.

The dream shifts and im standing on a high diving platform above a pool. There are 2 girls who have to push me off the platform into the pool and the one who does it the fastest wins. The first girl takes me by suprise and I am knocked off the platform as soon as the whistle is blown.

I manage to dodge past the second girl but she starts kicking off saying that I have cheated her out of winning but the judges tell her to stop bitching and boo her.

MSN - Fragment

Im talking to some girl on Facebook, she is really into me and I know it for sure which makes me fairly happy. I log onto MSN and she, known as baby_girl or something like that has added me. There is a conversation I have with her but I cant remember what it is

More Sex

Im lying in bed read a book about threesomes and im masturbating A girl walks into the room closes the door behind her and takes off her clothes leaving only her underware on.

She gets into bed and I hand her the book im reading, she is clearly turned on by the book so I put my hand on her stomach and she makes no attempt to stop me. I take my hand and touch her leg she opens her legs a little and I notice she is bitting her bottom lip a little and has that look in her eyes. I slide my hand down the inside of her leg and she moans.

I cant remember the rest but there was sex involved im sure lol

WILD attempt

I tried to WILD last night and I got some fairly strange HI

There is a snake writhing around, it has the head of peter griffin off family guy and it has boobs lol it was a strange site

I forgot that I was WILDing and I turned over and fell asleep.

Atlantis vs The Decpticons

We are under attack by the Decepticons and I dive into the ocean and swim down to atlantis and in through a air lock. The leader of the decepticons has planted a virus in the citys systems so that the gun ports cant be opened. I send orders for the crew to open them manually wich they do immediatley.

Once open the gun ports spring to life firing bursts of light towards the decepticons but they to start firing on us and we are defeated easily. Things repeat and go back to the beginning and once again I dive to the city and the virus is uploaded.

However, this time one of them comes to our side and I order the city to take off into space and the shield is raised which protects us from the decepticons. Each time they fire on us a burst of bright blue spreads from the impact point on the shields like a wave.

I use a mechanical arm to rip apart the remaining decepticons and the one that has come to our side informs us that they wanted to know the stargate address to get to our galaxy so they could take over.

Originally Posted by mark

Atlantis vs The Decpticons

We are under attack by the Decepticons and I dive into the ocean and swim down to atlantis and in through a air lock. The leader of the decepticons has planted a virus in the citys systems so that the gun ports cant be opened. I send orders for the crew to open them manually wich they do immediatley.

Once open the gun ports spring to life firing bursts of light towards the decepticons but they to start firing on us and we are defeated easily. Things repeat and go back to the beginning and once again I dive to the city and the virus is uploaded.

However, this time one of them comes to our side and I order the city to take off into space and the shield is raised which protects us from the decepticons. Each time they fire on us a burst of bright blue spreads from the impact point on the shields like a wave.

I use a mechanical arm to rip apart the remaining decepticons and the one that has come to our side informs us that they wanted to know the stargate address to get to our galaxy so they could take over.