Dream Journal of Awesome Dreaminess

[GandalfTheBrown]

Here it is. Guess I'll start recording my dreams.......

[GandalfTheBrown]

Ooh oooh, I just remembered one that I had last night. I was walking around, doing stuff around an altered version of my house. I think we were just about to go on vacation, or were just getting back, or something... Anyway, I started running around and being really active and noticed that I could jump really high and hold myself in the air, and soon realized that it would not be very hard to fly. So I started showing off to my sister and others, and learned the technique: I had to move the world down, not myself up. Then It was easy to sustain a certain height and move at will. I did not really know I was dreaming, but I did know that I was having an awesomely fun time.

[GandalfTheBrown]

Um...... This was a test... I was hoping I could delete this post... Oh well. At least my signature works! Watch my movies!

[GandalfTheBrown]

I forget a lot of my earlier dreams, but some of the ones I had in the morning were... I was at Papa John's (my former employer), except it was all different and dark and foreboding. I didn't like that job cuz I didn't know anyone and was just generally always uncomfortable there. My manager, Brittany told me to get a spider that I saw wriggling across the floor in front of me. It wasn't really a spider, it was more like a small sliver of something, wriggling around, but I got what I think was a pen, or something with a sharp point, and started stabbing at it. I missed a few times and got frustrated, but then I got it, and it wriggled really intensely, then long, hairlike legs started growing out of it. I didn't find this strange, I just kept trying to kill it, then as I kept stabbing at it, I would miss the center and just hit the long hairlike legs, of which there were many. In all the confusion, I looked over towards my manager occasionally and saw at her feet chunks of meat, which I presumed to be parts of the spider that she had cut off earlier in her own battle with it. Eventually I stabbed it dead-on right in the center and it wriggled for a couple seconds then died. I surveyed the remains and remnants of all the preceding chaos and looked closer at the hunks of meat. I saw that they were severed parts of an orange-red spider that must have been the size of a bowling ball originally, with eyes going back in rows, pincers, everything. I then looked back at the dead tiny thing with many hairlike legs and felt very unsettled and strange. Another dream I remember, I was in my bedroom sleeping, except it was kind of different, with mattresses and things strewn everywhere, very messy, and as I was sleeping, I woke up (in my dream) and was tossing and turning and inadvertently stuck my foot out and it brushed up against the corner that intersected the wall against the head of my bed, the wall parallel to, but farther away from my my bed, and the ceiling. There were cobwebs in it, and for some reason I had sandals on. This was of course physically impossible for my foot to reach that far, but thus is the nature of a dream. Anyway, after a while, I began to feel uneasy and checked my foot and noticed a rather large beetle crawling along my foot and sandal. I became immediately alert (in my dream) and was instantly teleported to my bathroom where I struggle to get it off by brushing the inside of my sandal (where it was) against my trash can in order to squash it. I was eventually successful, then went back to bed feeling, again, uneasy and kind of sick. I do not want to know what Freud would have to say. In another dream, my upstairs was rearranged and it looked kind of cool, but kind of foreign and alien. Anyways, I sketched it out in my notebook and it looks pretty cool, so I might rearrange it like that at some point. And finally, in another long dream, I was at an obstacle course with some of my co-workers (don't ask me why) where there were many different paths that all led in different directions, and some were dead ends, and a couple branched and led to the end. The end was presumably far away, and the obstacle course itself was interesting to say the least. It was like a McDonalds funhouse, except it was going through the woods, but another area was a tall brown picket fence leading through a prairie-like section. The sky was cloudy and kind of yellowish. Anyways, as I was going, I believe my clothes got torn off somehow and I was naked. It was very embarassing as I tried to cover myself up with my torn clothes. The rest of the dream is kind of hazy, but it was one of those dreams where an entire day seems to pass with so much going on, that I wouldn't really want to write it all down anyway, as it would take too long. I know that there was some romance and sex, a love triangle, and when I got to the end of the obstacle course, I was in a really modern-art type place with lots of people, it was a movie theater (I work at a movie theater). I was still naked and trying to cover myself up, and right when I got there, a guy showed up on an elevator, dead. He was the projectionist for the movie theater, and the DCs who ran the place were all upset because now, how would they get the movies to go?? I told them that I could do it and that I was his replacement (even though I didn't know how, I just wanted clothes), so they gave me his clothes (yay) and I was taken up to the projection booth to basically wing it and try to do this right. I think things ended up ok, I vaguely remember needles being involved, in order to inject some part of the machine with some sort of fluid that it needed, even though that doesn't resemble reality at all. I think it was just a reflection on how I really don't know how to be a projectionist, and that there are mechanics to it that I don't understand. Anyways, that's all I remember, then some other stuff happened with some other things, but it's all blurry.

[GandalfTheBrown]

Also, I remember a dream where it was night time and I was in a playground in an open field with lots of grass. It was really dark; the moon was covered by the clouds. There were a couple people sitting on the swingset, just absentmindedly. I told them I could fly, so I took the rubber bottom of a swing (the part you sit on. It just somehow magically was not attached to the chains anymore and was underneath me) and I had a broom in my right hand (like a witch) and when I pointed it upwards, I would fly up; down, I would fly down, depending on the angle. It was actually very easy. I flew up pretty high, over some telephone wires, dipped up and down a little bit. At a couple points I almost fell off, but didn't worry too much and ended up being fine. At one point I even had to grab onto the seat with my left hand because I fell all the way off. The seat was still rising too, since my right hand was pointing the broomstick upwards. I pulled myself back up, sat down, turned around, and landed fine. The people stared at me weird and did not seem to care. I think my dream switched after that.