SmoothGroove's groovin' dream pad.

[SmoothGroove]

Welcome to SmoothGroove's groovin' dream pad, the one-stop shop for all your SmoothGroove dream entries. Imma bit slack when it comes to filling out a DJ every day, but I will do my very best to keep it up to date. As of yet I haven't had any fully lucid dreams ( FAIL) but if I ever do, I will write the section in which I become lucid in BLUE! My standard dreams will be written in....BLACK! Non-dream text will be written in....GREEN! So sit back, strap yourselves in and grab your popcorn, 'cause this shit is about to go OFF THE FUCKIN' CHAIN!

[SmoothGroove]

30/6 Woken at 6AM Mood: Foreboding I was standing in the oval of a school and I saw my ex-girlfriend and a friend of hers run off the oval, and the sky became very dark. I checked my phone, and it was 4:25pm. I began to walk briskly towards the edge of the road, towards the bus terminal which leads AWAY from my house. When I reached the middle of the road, the world had gone pitch black, and I could only see a few metres in front of myself. I saw my bus come around the corner, and afraid of the bus-driver not seeing me and driving past, I flipped open my phone and waved it around so that he could see the light. He stopped and I boarded, he was a simoan bus driver that used to drive me home a long time ago. I told him my street, more than once, because I was afraid he would forget it as he was being very dismissive about it. I headed towards the back of the bus and sat down with my bag. There was a lady in front of me. I asked her if she had ever heard of my street before. She said she hadn't, but was sure the bus driver would know where to go. We finally reached my house, but when I pressed the "Stop" button, the bus driver didn't slow down. I ran to the front of the bus, and he finally stopped. I entered my house, and headed upstairs, where I found my mother at my computer. She was reading a forum. I asked her what she was looking at, and she just said: "Look at this, it's really interesting!" She then stood behind me as I began to read. The topic was about Soda and it's relation to world famine. I then looked at this graph, which I have depicted with my noob paint skills I slowly began to fall asleep in my chair while reading. I suddenly jerked awake in fright as I realised I hadn't handed in a piece of work that was due that day. Then I realised that Monday hadn't occured yet, and I therefore must be dreaming. This realisation caused me to wake up.

[SmoothGroove]

30/6 Woken at 7AM Mood: Light-hearted I'm in a large high-school in America (Although no scenery told me this, I KNEW). Me and my friend are at the very top floor of the school, in a room where half the wall, ceiling and floor are missing, as though it has been blown off with a bomb-blast. There is a vending machine in the room, but the front glass has been smashed. It occurs to my friend that this is a perfect oppotunity to steal lots of candy. I join in. Suddenly, a thing called a "Slam Alarm" goes off. (The Slam Alarm goes off when a student gets slammed into particular pane of glass, I dunno why this made sense at the time of the dream but it did goddamnit). Riot police begin to storm the building, armed with semi-automatic weapons. My friend and I, however, choose to continue stealing candy. When we have finally taken as much as we can, we head downstairs. We are stopped and abducted by the police. We are taken to their headquarters, which is strangely, also in the school. It is like a CIA headquarters, with lots of computers and spectrographs and the like. The police tell us to type up an essay about Slam Alarms. When we were finished, an important policeman comes up to us and takes the essay off us, then points a weird red laser pointer at the sheet of paper. The laser branches off ALL over the page and highlights key words. The policeman then told us something about "revealing the essay's algorithm", and I woke up when I realised that made no sense at all.

[SmoothGroove]

2/7 Woken at 5AM Mood: Neutral I am sitting in the I.T department of a building, with my old I.T teacher in there "teaching a class". I look outside, and I see a UFO. I try to get a better look, and it continues to get closer and closer. When it finally gets REALLY close, I realise it is just a cardboard cut-out dangling from a piece of string. It turns out another one of my old teachers was playing a prank on my class.

[SmoothGroove]

3/7 Woken at 7:45AM Mood: Neutral I am standing on the oval of ANOTHER school. (Starting to think schools might be one of my dream signs eh?). Me and a friend are standing around, not doing much in particular. My brother suddenly heads towards us, and begins to lecture us on the dangers of smoking, although we weren't smoking and we aren't smokers. He continued his rant for awhile, then me and my friend walked off and I was rudely awakened