Sleep time: 1:00am
Awake Time: 11:15 AM
What is up with all these boob dreams!?!
Ok, its all started I was at some kinda house in the woods, it had a deck, and everything, jordan was there (My brothers friend, he is 100% douche bag, wears AE, and all that stuff all the freaking time, and he stole stuff from my room one day when I was not home, and he broke into my parents room.) anyways And brent was there. (They smoke all the time in real life. I smoke a little just because its relaxing, but brent and jordan dont think I do)
Anyways they were about to go smoke. And I wanted one to, so there was this room, with I guess was chefs. I was like "Hide me!" And they shut this big steal door, and I light up a cig. and I seen all the smoke go out the vent. and I just relaxed there and smoked away.
Next thing I remember I was in public school XD (I am home schooled and I hate it so much! I dont have any friends.. And like right now, I can fell my hormones raging for girls right now!!!!!!. But in the school we were all lined up, side to side against a wall. and the teacher said "Go" I dint know what she was talking about, so I just moved forward. But the teacher paused the game, and she said, when I say go, if your next inline youtouche the persons back of the hand who is beside you then you go sit down.
So she said go. I then just tapped the back of someones hand and I went to go sit down, but I seen this girl, and she pulled her small black skirt up to reveal her uhh "Panties??". She said "Come over here!" So I did, she then started talking about how "Epic" Her boobs were. They weren't all that epic, they were normal size, (But I dont care about stuff like that in real life). But then I remember looking at them, and they got waaaaaay more detailed, like I seen a really really really detailed outline of her nips. (More detailed than real life somehow). Then I remember opening a hatch in the wall next to the wall we were sitting at. I crawled through. and I was in Wal-Mart (Wal-Mart is my new dream sign) I was Smelling caloneg. I just put my cloths back on that were laying on the shelf. (Oh I was ac I guess, and I opened a bottle of this blue stuff, I was suddenly naked, but I dint care at all!!! (I dont think I would in real life either lol). But then, a guy walked by, and looked through the hole I just crawled through, and said 'Is that your girlfriend?" I said "I guess yeah" and he said "Well your going to need a lot of ink to print those out huh?" I dint say anything. I just put my cloths back on that were laying on the shelf. (Oh I was actually shopping for After-Shave not Cologne! So then Brent came over, and lifted my legs up and over the hole.
And then I had to keep telling him to let go, but he dint want to "Drop" me..
Then I was in the classroom with some mean guy as the teacher...
Then I remember not listing to him, and being the class clown, then i remember "Going to the bathroom" but I actually went to the school room next door. It was a studdie room, I asked th ladie if me and my girl could stay in there and just talk quitly? She said "Yeah sure" so i went back to the other classroom, and I snuck up on the big mean guy, I hit him in the back, and yelled to try and scare him. but he dint flinch, but I hit his watch off, it was a heavy watch, I picked it up for him jokingly, and said sorry, but me and her are going to the classroom over.
Then I remember her coming to my house, and me and a friend were waiting for her at some hill, it was a big dark hill she had to walk by to get to us, anyways she was a pony.. I wasn't confused in the dream. but then, she keep going in the wrong place like a stuburn horse.
(Oh I just remembered before we left the school, she showed me a picture of her bending over, (Like dogie style I guess) and her boobs were pressing on the back of her shirt (Ill draw a picture).. (Maybe)..
And them she was slapping her boobs on the ground making a fwap fwap sound, I almost died, I said "PPPlllleeeaaasssseee stttooppp Blood rushing to.... penis..... Cant... think". She laughed. (Now we were taking the pony back to her house) . Then we were at her house, it was a house of illusions, and her parents were fat. and enjoyed food alot. (I never actually seen them). I sat on there couch, and I think I ate the first course, I cant remember what it was.. I went on through the house. Then I walked through there house, witch was a one way, and it was full of stuff like swings, mirrors, drapery on the wall.
it was Red and black themed. More red than black. It was not scary or anything, it was nice looking. I came across a baby swing, and there was a baby in the blue one, and a baby in the green one. And there swings were in the way of each other. Then I remember, walking back to the couch, And my mom was all exited about all the nice food they had.
Someone asked me "Do you like seal?" Then they opened there dinner try (that you see in cartoons and stuff) To reveal a seal head, Ill draw that now!.
Then I said no, and my mom was chopping up spaghetti.. Then dad flipped the light on in my room Or I thank the girl was fwapping her boobs, and I was saying please stop. Then dad turned on the light. I cant remember.
Oh well.
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