Grasshoppa DJ

[grasshoppa]

Figured I might as well start one, now that I am remembering my dreams every night. Here it goes. Just last night I had a dream that I was in a simpsons episode where Tom Welling (guy on smallville) was on stage and being made fun of for his terrible acting. Afterwards he tried to fly off the stage and ended up falling. Homer was in the crowd with me, and I saw someone offer homer two different beers. "Oooo, Bi-branded beers can I marge?" (As if it was wrong to drink different brands of beer, some pun on bisexuals) Then I remember thinking I was in world of warcraft, but it looked like a local park. There were a bunch of bigfoot creatures roaming around that I had to kill, but the funny thing was that they had balls and penis'. I remember thinking "Blizzard is really going for realism now, wow" and I since I was in a place full of bigfoots, I was looking for the "samsquanch" to kill him too. Another dream I had was about my dogs, one of them had two big scars on his back, something about a bunch of his organs being removed, but he was still alive.. Thats all i got for today.

[grasshoppa]

Been a couple hours since I woke up, but lets see what I can remember. I was on roller skates with my brother who was walking, it was the middle of the night. We got to an intersection on a street and we parted ways. I was roller blading up a local street near a school and I saw a cell phone. As I rolled by I swooped down to pick it up and continued skating (surprisingly very smooth). I remember thinking I could call the numbers on the phone to find whoever lost it. I made a couple more turns and then this van stops on the street and a girl poped out to ask me to help her look for something she dropped around here. She found something, can't remember what it was and I asked her if she lost a cellphone. Turns out it was hers, and she gave me a bunch of cash for finding it. (Karma ftw right?) That's the only one I can remember, I know I had a few others, and I had a successful but short WILD this morning. The paralysis while falling asleep still freaks me out so I usually wake myself up as that is happening. I find that you still have control over your breath while doing this, so I take deep breaths to wake myself up. Gotta get over that though...

[grasshoppa]

Had a few beers last night, I can only remember the one I had right before I woke up... So I was in the garage, trying to fix a lightbulb. For some reason, I screw up and make a bunch of the other lights in the garage blow out. So now my job is 100 times more work, because for some reason there were a shitload of light fixtures in the garage. Anyway, I get one down and go to the next. And for some reason I am having a super hard time getting anything to work the way I want it to which was getting me extremely frustrated. I was looking around for things to smash to take my anger out on something. I ended up chucking something at the roof which made a bunch of heater vents and wires fall out. So my job got even harder. Then someone came in covered in some gunk but he had a big smile on his face. I asked him for help and then I woke up.