The DJ of TunaSammich

[TunaSammich]

After having 12 lucid dreams, spare time, and... that's it, I decided to keep an online DJ. Here is my first entry from last night! I hope you enjoy it and stuff. ALSO. I will be as detailed as possible so as to not forget my dreams. Therefore, it might offend some people. It's the internet, live with it, or don't read it. Lucid Semi-Lucid Non-Lucid Comment Also Comment. Two colors are used so I can use the less eye-catching ones mid-dream, and the eye catching ones between them. Lucid Dream 13: SWAT, Hockey, and (Lack of?) Control Very Fragmented Here In a room with 2 or three people, the walls are lined with bookshelves, which are lined with books. They are wearing SWAT outfits, and we are talking about how I am ex-Swat. We are all good pals. Memory Blank Here I wake up in my bed, but in a totally different room. I slide open a closet door and look at the time on my cellphone. Oh no! I'm going to be late to school. Well, not really, since this is only a dream. I leave the house and there is a beach outside Oh RIGHT. I'm dreaming. I noticed an incredibly beautiful woman on the beach, Tanned well, with thick, flowing, brown hair, blue bikini, bright, brown eyes. Gorgeous body, around C-cup breasts, with dark-ish nipples. I decide to compromise between my erection and my need to stabilize my dream. As I approach I recognize her Never seen her in my life, dream logic and tell her I am dreaming, and need to stabilize, so I get really close, hug her, and feel her. I look at her flawless skin, it's slightly goose bumped from the sea breeze. I hear her breathing speed up, she's getting pretty hot. We make out for a bit, We both manage to get naked. We walk down the endless beach for a little bit, and then I want to play hockey, so I turn right and there is a community center there It's the community center I usually play hockey in. I go in, will my gear on, and play for a bit. I'm not doing very well, so while I'm on the bench I get naked again Again, dream logic And fly over the arena, it's really really big. I feel the cold air on my stomach, and my back feels warm, I guess due to the arena lights. Nobody seems to notice me except the beach girl, so I fly down to her (she is still naked) and the dream world fades as I aproach FALSE AWAKENING: My phone goes off. I panic, I'll be late to school if I don't hurry! There was a trip today, I had to be extra early, it was stressing me out Oh nooo! At this point the dream ended, and I failed at doing a DEILD.

[TunaSammich]

Augh, nothing today. I was in a rush, couldn't journal it. Will remember tonights dreams for tommorow.

[TunaSammich]

This is really motivating me to keep a DJ, I remembered a lot of a non lucid dream! Does not happen as often as I would like, only when I am Dream Journaling. This is good. Football, Interruptions, and Queens As you may start to realise, I am not so great with naming my dreams. I just kind of summarize what happens in them. The dream starts with me at a baseball diamond near my elementary school, with the 4 players on my football team. I have never formally been on a football team in my life... and afterward only recognized one of the people, he was a guy who I helped out at the store I worked We are talking about how hard it will be to play in the semi-finals without our coach to help us along. We are very ashamed of whatever we did to make the coach upset. Then, we see him walking up the sidewalk, and are all SO HAPPY. We have a movie-esque reunion and and have a big (manly) hug, and shake hands, and partway through my Science Teacher interrupts and says. HOLD ON A SECOND. I have an announcement. A man beside her, holding a crown, "do do do's" a fanfare, as he places the crown on her head. The entire situation is pretty much disregarded, and then we continue our celebrating. Then my friend Bogdan walks by and we walk towards my elementary school talking about how uneducated many queens used to be. Then my science teacher comes out of a portable classroom and tells us about all the things done to celebrate her coronation. She hands us a bowl of grapes and sliced bananas, and says something along the lines of "These fruits are small and relatively un-detailed, so you could see them very vividly should you dream of this occasion" I look in the bowl and it looks immaculate, everything is very detailed, but I don't really think on it. Bogdan and I walk towards the school, and the dream ends. ARRRRRG. I guess there really wasn't much dream left, but getting lucid in that situation would have been nice. I still need to taste dream food.

[TunaSammich]

Augh. Nothing again. I can't seem to recall things well when woken up by people.

[TunaSammich]

Recalled multiple today, as I got my ass out of bed and wrote down my dream when I woke up in the middle of the night. Dream 1: Piccolo, Spaceships, and Sharks The dream started off cinematic ally, I was watching an evil villain-type guy. He was telling me how he captured my friends and there was no way I could save them. I was in first person, in a hallway of this giant flying metal aircraft, with Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z. Weird... haven't watched that show since I was 10. Maybe my step-brother reminded me of it when he was talking about that movie. He is carrying a massive device which I perceive to be a bomb, and he says something along the lines of "If we place it here, it will get us the best results, your friends should be protected by the ships main shields". The ship explodes as I jump away from the bomb, and I see my friends cell crash near the beach, the door opens. I keep falling, and I grab onto a piece of debris, jump off that and glide over the water and land in a shallow section near the shore. I notice a grey shape underneath me, and jump when I realize it's a SHARK! It swims up the slope very near me, then slides back down. I start taunting the sharks, but one charges up really hard and swims right at me. My legs are very sluggish for some reason, and I ask my friend to help! I feel the sharks skin brush up against my leg, and am paralysed with fear. I feel the shark opening it's mouth near my legs, then I have a false awakening. I look at my DJ on dreamviews. Then I woke up. A little messed up, but I have had weirder dreams. DV, Flying, and Fights I am looking at my dream journal on this website, and notice a lot of people commented on my dreams. Some posts are totally unrelated and off topic. Suddenly, I know I am dreaming, and it begins to fade! I try to see the world, but it's fading away. I focus on the area near my hands, namely the faux-wood desk and my keyboard. I feel the texture, it feels like real wood, but slowly the dream comes back. Relieved, I turn around and see two of my friends, one a relatively hot girl, unfortunately (for me) she's a lesbian, and the other just a friend of mine, male. I turn back to the computer and wonder if I can operate it in my dream. I minimize dreamviews and look at my desktop. The computer doesn't seem very real, and my dream-desktop is very cluttered and odd. I turn my attention towards the attractive lesbian. We climb up the building I am in, I see my step brother playing Super Smash Bros Brawl on an awkwardly placed LCD TV. My friend wants to fly, but she can't. I grab onto her and fly out the window of the top of this building. I feel her slipping, so I tighten my grip, but I can only glide with an extra person. I notice two things, they kind of look like angels, one robed completely in black, with black wings, and one robed in white, with white wings. They are having an epic slow-mo fight. I can't pick up the details because I am too far away. After a few gliding leaps, I am confronted by a man who reminds be of a mongoose, and he attacks me. I put my friend down, and gave him a gravity defying kick to the face, followed by a punch I could only have landed after years of training as a contortionist. But it was epic. So epic that I lost lucidity. I am attacked by a walking, talking pig who has a silly British accent. He says to watch out for the "Rum on the Rocks". I laugh when he points at a barrel of rum on some rocks. He then punches me in the face and I wake up. AHAHAHA. Dream puns.

[TunaSammich]

Aw man. I didn't feel like getting my ass up and writing it down, and so yeah. D: