SamJoe's Book of Dreams.

[SamJoe]

So this is the start of my Dream Journal. A place where I can document all the wonders of the mind. Ive had various online DJs but I think it's time to make one permanent one. Where else than Dreamviews? Ill try to update it every day as I'm sure that it will improve my recall. If I cant manage to update it one day I'll try to write those dreams the next day. Enjoy, SamJoe Comments Normal Lucid False Awakening Nightmare

[SamJoe]

This morning I couldn't write in my DJ because my gf was staying over. I didn't have time to update my dream journal during the day but I'll try to write down all the memories that I have left. Dream 1: I remember being at school with my brother and some friends. I was driving circles around the building. Don't have anything specific memories left. Dream 2: I was in this weird complex. I was drinking energy drink. There was this lady behind a desk, the conversation went something like this: Lady: "Do you know that is a brilliant can?" Me: "Why is it brilliant?" Lady: "Well if you throw it against somebody it will hurt." Lady: "Things are brilliant if they hurt when thrown against you" Lady: "They are not brilliant if it doesn't hurt." Me: "Okay that makes sense." Then suddenly a man started to chase me. I ran away from him. He yelled: "Im a bulldog". He managed to catch me and then we both laughed. We started talking about World of Warcraft. There was some band playing in the background. I'll report back with some new dreams after a good nights rest.

[SamJoe]

I was quite disappointed this morning. I couldn´t remember any dreams. It´s probably because I went to bed late and tired and there was still some alcohol in my blood. I hope it´ll be better tomorrow. Here are some old dreams that I haven´t put online yet: May 19/20 2009: I was in Rome in a big park with some people from school. We were watching trains and buses pass by.We walked to a little bus station. We entered an old schoolbus-like bus. After the first bus was filled the few remaining entered a black Rolls Royce. We drove on a large square filled with people. Everyone was jumping away from the bus. There was a large funfair with a giant wheel at the square. We left the bus and went to the funfair. I played a game in which I had to throw balls at some cones to knock them off the table. Everytime I'd hit the centre a weird sound played, it changed if I threw the ball further away from the centre. After I was done throwing balls I went to a computer and started playing an old maze game. I wanted to buy three things at a stand but I didn't have enough money. May 16/17 2009: I was Jesus and I was together with Moses on a beach. There were sand dunes everywhere. I was being chased by a giant dinosaur. I ran in the sea but then all the fish and seaweed started to chase me aswell. I spread my arms and yelled:"Mega destruction blast!" followed by a bright flash. Everything was dead except the dinosaur so I did another mega destruction blast which killed it. There were a lot of New York Yankee hats floating on the sea. I wondered where they all came from but then I saw loads of gangsters sitting on the beach. May 16/17 2009: I was working in a supermarket (which is one of my dreamsigns). I had to go to someone's office. There was a lady there. She asked me to fill in all my 'eggs' which apparently meant the amount of hours worked. I looked through the window and saw a courtyard with trucks driving on and off. I went to a loading dock and got on the back of one of the trucks together with the lady. We started driving. There was a steep road that led to a forest. There was a highway in the forest. We followed the highway and ended up at the giant supermarket again. We went inside and I started working. I got hungry and decided to buy something. I took a can of "Cherry Cola Ice Tea" and while I was in line I remembered to get something to eat aswell so I got a bar of chocolate. Then after I was done with work I went to some room which had lots of conveyor belts in it. The belts transported a little container with clothes and money in it to me. Edit: I just remembered this. I woke up in the middle of the night with my little bed light laying right beside me on my mattress. I must've taken it off the wall somewhere in my sleep.

[SamJoe]

4 dreams and a FA for you today, what a difference with yesterday. Dream 1: I woke up in the middle of the night and quickly jolted down some notes about my dream. I don't remember much of it. I was in Canada, there was a huge blizzard raging outside. I was in a big truck. Hail the size of golf balls was falling from the sky. (Dream 1) Dream 2: Not sure if this was the same dream as dream 1, again I don't remember much of it. I was in my home town. I think I was selling painted vans. They had all trippy colours painted on them. It actually looked quite nice. I got out one of the vans and started walking. I was walking in a street with trees everywhere. It looked a bit like this picture but there were houses aswell and it was in twilight. I ended up at a house with 4 or 5 people in it. We had to do some test on a computer. (Dream 2) Dream 3: I was at my local shopping center with some friends. There was a lady who was selling drinks. We all bought one but the lady kept on talking. She was in some kind of garage. A friend of mine shut the door right in her face since she wouldn't stop talking. There was a flat above is. We all climbed on the building and entered it through a window on the 4th floor. Most of us were drinking a beer. My bottle was all twisted and distorted. They asked me how I made it but I said that it was all natural. It had something to do with snails. (Dream 3) Dream 4: I was on a beach in Sri Lanka together with some friends. There was one huge snail. This dream was right after dream 3 so it's probably connected in some way. We were walking a bit in the sea. The beach kept getting smaller till there was just sea. There were signs along the beach which said: Vatican Notice: Please kick the sand in order to make the beach larger. So we did. The waves kept getting more powerful the further we walked. We got back to the beach and then I woke up. The beach looked similar to the picture only at the beach kept getting smaller and higher till there was a small cliff. (Dream 4) FA: After I woke up from the previous dream I was still a bit tired so I decided I would try a WILD. I was completely relaxed and saw some mild HI but I gave up after a while did an RC and fell asleep shortly after. What seemed like 3 seconds later my phone rang. I looked at the screen and it said: "Incoming call from Mitchell". I do know a Mitchell but I never talk to him and I sure don't have his number in my phone book. Well I picked up the phone and the following conversation took place. Me: Hello, Sam speaking. Mitchell: Hello, Sam speaking. Mitchell:*Talking to someone next to him* Who should I call? Unkown person: Jelle Fisher. Mitchel: oh. Then I found myself in bed, without a phone. Ofcourse I did an RC. I checked and my phone was upstairs on a desk. It was so realistic that it was hard for me to believe that it was a dream. EDIT: I just remembered something. I was at school and this guy told me that he knew about LDing aswell. He had a DV account, he said. It didn't make me lucid though, ARGH!

[SamJoe]

I went to bed late and drunk last night and not surprisingly there were no detailed long dreams that I could recall. However, in the early morning after my hangover was gone I could recall 1 dream and I even had a short LD! Dream 1: I was in a bar called the Pelican Bar. There were lots and lots of real life friends chilling on couches and at the bar. A girl who I had just met in real life said: "You could've told me that you have a girlfriend earlier, atleast I wouldn't have felt so miserable now." Then my girlfriend entered the room and I said to the other girl: "I'm hers, I love her!" A friend of mine had a joint with him. Instead of normal rolling paper the paper had camouflage colours. That's about all I can recall. Dream 2: I was on the border of sleep and awake. I kept getting these real vivid images which then would fade. I did rc's and I knew it was a dream but I wasn't fully in the dream yet. Suddenly I remembered this technique: Malac's Fast Grab. I had this image of me walking in a garden in front of a house. The first thing I saw was the doormat so I grabbed it, which indeed grounded me in the dream. I tried to stabilize the dream by looking closely at the doormat. I saw every little groove. I turned my head around but everything was very dark and blurry. I yelled: "Clarity" which didn't help much. One of my eyes was closed. Shortly after I woke up. The whole dream lasted about 5 seconds, which is a bit longer than my previous ones. Progress!

[SamJoe]

3 dreams and a massive FA are last night's catch. Dream 1: I was working in a supermarket, my classic dreamsign. Didn't make me lucid. After I a while of work I was done and went to the snackbar which is next to the supermarket in real life aswell. There were some guys inside. One was drinking some kind of vodka-ish drink called 'Taw'. It tasted sweet and although it had like 60% alcohol in it, it didn't burn in my throat. Dream 2: I was outside. There was a little pond surrounded by houses and streets. There were people walking on the water. I tried to walk on it aswell but the water broke like ice. The other people got of the water. The father of someone I know came chasing me with a flowerpot in his hand. He yelled something like: "Watch out for my flowerpots!" Dream 3: I only remember a small conversation with my girlfriend. Gf:The last bit of a banana tastes awful. Me:What if you eat it the other way around? Me:Does the first bit taste awful then aswell? Gf:No. Me:Then don't make such a problem out of it. FA: Well I had this huge FA. I woke up, had breakfast (in the backyard) and went to school. I overslept and was 2 hours late but luckily my English class was cancelled so there was no problem. A friend was late too but he's always late. When I woke up I was actually amazed that it was just a dream even though it wasn't completely realistic. I was glad to see I hadn't really overslept.

[SamJoe]

Wooooooooo my first long lucid!. I only recalled 2 dreams though, I didn't sleep very well due to the bad weather. Dream 1: Im sitting at a table in the lounge of a flat building. There are about 10 people outside. They can't get in because there is a locked glass door. Apparently they are looking for a fight. Somehow they manage to get in and they all take a seat at my table. I start trembling. I don't know what they exactly said but it didn't end in a fight. One of them was DV member ca1um132, I have no idea why.:p Dream 2: I don't know how I got lucid, I just did. I was in a large room with quite a lot of people. There was water everywhere, it kind of looked like a dock. There were people having sex. I wanted to have sex to so I kicked the guy having sex with the hottest girl. Suddenly I am in my bed again. I don't know what I did exactly but the next thing I know was me riding my bike down a road. This is frequent dreamsign of mine. This and the previous dream probably triggered my lucidity. I thought:"Hey, I'm still dreaming!". The RC worked and I was lucid again. My lucidity wasn't that high, I could control my actions but I just followed the plot of my dream. There was one of the guys of my previous dream riding on the other side of the street. I decided it was payback time so I blasted him of his bike with a mind beam. I then decided to fly a bit on my bike. My bike got of the ground, about 30 ft up. I looked at the ground and suddenly I was back on earth again. There was a little shed with a barbecue inside. I didn't do nothing much there. Then I saw this weird cow like creature walking on the pavement. It looked like 2 cows cut in half and their back sides pasted together. I laughed my ass off! My laughter was very strong and loud. Then I tried talking and my voice was very strong and loud aswell. I lost lucidity and woke up after a while. Oh this is how the cow looked.

[SamJoe]

Bah, no dreams today except one small fragment. Dream 1: I was at a snackbar and was eating some fries with mayonnaise. When I woke up the word crucifiction was in my head, don't know if it had anything to do with my dreams.

[SamJoe]

4 dreams Dream 1: I had to analyse French poems for school. A female teacher gave me a booklet with she said had poems in it. I opened the booklet but all the pages were blank. I asked her why they were blank and she told me that I'd have to write the poems in it myself. Dream 2: I was browsing the internet. It felt like sort of being IN the internet instead of looking at a monitor. I've had this feeling before in dreams (dreamsign?). Anyways I think I was browsing DV first. Then I went to another page and it had the same layout as DV only different colours. The banner said: 'SamCoe.com - for all your fiddling' The site seemed to be selling guitars and guitar parts. Dream 3: I was smoking a joint. We went inside an old mansion-like building after we were finished with the joint. I couldn't walk straight anymore. There was a teacher from school. He said to my friends: "He is stoned isn't he?". My friends didn't reply and he didn't mention it any further. Suddenly I was in the supermarket where I work (Dreamsign!). It was early morning before we had opened. I was eating and drinking lots of stuff back in the storage room. Dream 4: I was with my family and one friend. I saw my uncle and said to my friend: "That's my uncle". Then I saw an older version of my uncle. I said to my friend: "That's my uncle's dad." I didn't realize my uncle's dad is my grandfather. We got in a car and after a while we stopped and we all got out. There was a tunnel with a sign 'Warmond that way' above it. I said I had to go to Warmond to pick up some friends. My uncle made a joke. My friend started laughing but it was very fake. Then he said: "Wow, you're funny." in a sarcastic matter. My family all quieted down. We went through the tunnel. It became very small near the end. I got through and suddenly I was at a great athletics track. I was standing on the tribune next to it. There was a guy called Dennis walking on the track. He looked normal but I though he looked a bit like a tree. I asked: "Is that Dennis, or just some guy dressed up as a tree?". My friend said: "It's just Dennis." Then Dennis started a great balloon fight.

[SamJoe]

I overslept today and so I didn't have any time to write in my DJ this morning. This is the first time I'm behind a pc today so here's all I can remember. Dream 1: This dream reminded me of 'The Davinci Code'. There was some mystery to be solved. I was at a friends place with his parents and there was lots of food and people around. After a while I sneaked into a church. I surprised the people inside. There was a loose tile. I picked it up. Underneath it was a rotten salad. I though:"This must be a trap" so I picked the salad up aswell. Below it was a frying pan with salmon in it. The dream was longer but I forgot the rest. Better luck tonight

[SamJoe]

1 dream but it was my longest and best lucid so far! Dream 1: I don't remember what made me lucid. I did a small WBTB and I think that made me lucid almost from the start of the dream. I was with some friends at a large building. There was a swimming pool inside and some big water slides. I ran across one of the pools and went through a door. I ended up in some ally which had a fence with barbed wire next to it. We were chasing someone who works at my supermarket. He ran up a wall and we were all like: "Wow". I tried it aswell ans sure I enough I could do it just as well. I stopped at a ledge. The ledge was quite small and I was a bit afraid at first but then I thought: "This is a dream there's no reason to be affraid." I ran across the ledge and ended up at another swimming pool. I ran across the pool again. I through a doorway and saw a hot tub with a guy with long hair and a guitar in it. He was playing insanely good since he had 7 fingers or something. I looked at my hands and I had 7 fingers aswell and they were all crooked and stuff which startled me a bit. I said to the guitar dude: "My hands are scary". He replied: "Mine to dude, mine to" The dream started to fade but I remembered to spin so I did. I spinned really fast and felt the wind through my hairs. When I opened my eyes I was at my school. A teacher said something to me and I was annoyed by it. He blocked the way so I wanted to jump over him. Instead I just walked right through him and then jumped. I wanted to go in through a door to change the scenery but behind the door was the same thing as in real life. There were teachers as it was the teachers lunch room. There were also some students inside. I wanted to go to the teachers toilet but someone through something against my head. I showed him my middle finger and everyone laughed. Then the dream started to fade and this time I couldn't stop it. Woohoo 2 pretty long LD's in 4 days . Seems like the constant DJ and RC's are beginning to pay off!

[SamJoe]

2 dreams. Dream 1: I was riding my bike (dreamsign) through a random village at night. There was a supermarket (dreamsign! argh). It was closed but there were still people inside. I stopped at a bar. I went in and got a drink. I continued riding my bike and after a while I crashed. My head was bleeding so I went back to the bar. I cleaned my head with water and toilet paper. Dream 2: I was at school and there were people fighting and there was chaos everywhere.

[SamJoe]

Lot's of small fragments. 1 detailed long dream that I can recall at the moment. Dream 1: I was in a castle with 4 other random people. There was a little stand with some kind of creature/monster on it. The other people told me not to look in his eyes. I looked at the wall. There was a paper on the wall. It said: "To encounter *name I forgot* you need to be here at: EID-WILD: 0:00 HFW-WILD:0:34 Etc etc. I don't remember the exact times or abreviations. I didn't turn lucid though! Argh. Anyway, we defeated the monster and went out. I went back to the castle and there was *name I forgot*. He looked a bit like a crossing between a skeleton and a ghost and had a hat and a cane. I was alone and started to fight him. Then some other people came and the monster started to run away. I chased him and suddenly we were on a big square still chasing him. There were lots of people and I believe there was a funfair. Someone said that he was getting tired because he had been running for 3 months straight. The next thing I remember is being at the base of the same castle. The castle was locked so we had to enter through a sewer tube. Someone went first but the tube was filled with vampires. He asked me if I would go first. I did and while doing so I whispered some weird spells. The vampires retreated whenever I got close. I exited at the end of the tube and there were lots of people there. There were people from school. 2 guys seemed to be guarding a doorway. I asked if I could go through and they both stuffed food in my mouth and let me through. Behind the door was a wedding. I heard that the monster which we chased would come back and kill us all. I went to bed together with my girlfriend and when I woke up everyone was gone.

[SamJoe]

No dreams...

[SamJoe]

One very cool dream today: Dream 1: I was in my house in my room. The band 'Steely Dan' (they are awesome) was visiting my house. Everyone would have the opportunity to jam with them for one song. It was my turn, the song was 'Reelin' in the years'. The next thing I know is that I am in my room again. I was annoyed since I couldn't remember me jamming with them. I said: "I guess time flies when you are having fun." I went to another room. I sat on a chair and after a while the whole band entered the room. They all sat down on chairs and put headphones on. There was one dude with a guitar. He was wearing a hat which said 'Guitar Dude'. The band began playing. It was amazing. It was such great music. The 'guitar dude' started improvising a solo. At first he had to search for the right key so it sounded awful but when he found it it was so great. I was enjoying it so much but then my alarm went and I woke up. I was so pissed off but still had a happy feeling since it was such a good dream.

[SamJoe]

I was about to write "No dreams today, bah!" but when I opened my DJ I suddenly remembered a fragment Dream 1: I was on DV. I opened my DJ and saw there were lots and lots of comments on my DJ. Still it's so little I can recall. I hope it is of a temporary nature and my dream recall will improve quickly.

[SamJoe]

Didn't have time to write in my online DJ yesterday so here are yesterday's dreams with one day delay. Good news, a fresh lucid ! Dream 1: I was riding my bike through a town. There was a weird military base. Soldiers in blue uniforms were marching through it. There were Japanese tourists. You could see some kind of leader sitting in the background writing something down. I continued riding and ended up at a market. My gf was at a stand.I somehow turned lucid. I asked my gf: "Do you love me?" since she wanted me to do that. She said: "Yes I do, with whole my heart!". The dream faded quickly and I was in my bed again. It didn't take long before I was lucid again though. I wanted to jump through my window and go outside but I failed. I could feel the cold window on my skin though. The dream faded again and this time I was on a couch in my living room. This made me lucid again instantly. I ran outside and wanted to fly but instead I just jumped real high. I woke up for real. I need to calm down and stabilize! Dream 2: I was outside with some friends. It was dark and a bit stormy. There was a coloured hot air balloon high in the sky. I saw two people hanging on the edge of the balloon. I yelled: "Omg there are people there". The both fell down and opened a parachute. One parachute didn't deploy fully though. He was still moving very fast when he was about to land. He landed about 50 yard away from us. We ran to him and asked: "Do we need to call an ambulance?". He said: "No no I'll be alright". He only had some scratches on his knee.

[SamJoe]

2 dreams and an SP encounter. Sleep Paralysis I had to get up early this morning to bring my gf to work. When I got home again, I was still tired. I decided to go for a WILD. I looked at the clock and it was 8:53 AM when I started my relaxation. After a while, it didn't seem to be very long, I saw some HI of me browsing DV. It seemed like only seconds after I got a weird sensation. It felt like a wave set over my body and I couldn't feel it anymore. I heard a loud ringing sound in my ear. The tone kept getting higher and louder and higher and louder till I moved my mouth a bit. It would calm down but soon after start getting higher and louder. During the loud noise I had opened my 'eyes' a bit and saw that my night lamp was replaced by an inflated glove. It got so loud that I moved my head a bit out of concentration and it was all gone. Ofcourse I did an rc but with no success. Dream 1: I was outside with a lot of friends. We were playing soccer. I was really good. There were topless woman sunbathing. The dream gradually changed to us watching a soccer game and changed further to us playing a soccer video game. I had to go and picked up my cellphone. I picked up the wrong one. I looked at my phone and saw the time say: '11:34'. The time on the playstation 3 said '12:34'. I though that there must've been something wrong with the clocks. I looked into a mirror and saw my teeth. The were all distorted and crooked. The slowly started falling out of my mouth. There was another layer behind the first teeth with even bigger teeth. They also fell out of my mouth. My whole pillow was scattered with teeth. I said: "Aaaaaah this is terrible!" I woke up and was happy to see that I still had all my teeth! Dream 2: I was at my girlfriends supermarket. I went to the back of the store to help my gf a bit. It looked exactly like my supermarket. There was a colleague of hers who said: "Oh there is Sam again..." Which is odd since I don't work there.

[SamJoe]

2 dreams. Dream 1: I was riding my bike once again. This time I was together with a large group. It seemed to be some kind of school excursion. Me and a friend of mine were leading the group. The friend kept almost getting hit by trucks passing by. One of our teacher said: "Someone has left a bag about halfway back." We couldn't be arsed to go back to get the bag. Dream 2: I was in a round wooden hall. It was pretty big and had tables and chairs everywhere. Me and my girlfriend were looking at a laptop. There was something about animals. Suddenly two large twin white Bengal tigers entered. They walked in sync. They started to play a with me a bit. It kept getting more rough. Other people started to panic but I remained calm and told my gf to do so aswell. Some people started to hit the tigers with large wooden planks. I threw a chair at one of the tigers. Suddenly there were lots of little tigers aswell. I ran outside with my girlfriend. There were 2 little tigers outside. Someone was about to hit them when I said stop. I said: "They are too little, leave them alone". I picked one up and it started shaking. There were really really small. About the size of a fist. I picked up the other one and dropped them both off at a table close to their mother (I guess). My girlfriend swiped them of the table though, she said something like: "They have nowhere to go here." I looked at the clock and saw it was 17:55. I wondered if the tiger escape would be on the 6 o'clock news. We went outside and there were some more people there. I realized that the part with the tigers was just a dream but I didn't realize that I was still dreaming. I told someone: "I just had this crazy dream which took place in that house over there, there were tigers everywhere." The guy replied: "No man, the tigers where in that house!". I said: "How do you know, it was my dream!" I got angry at him. There were some friends of my girlfriend aswell. Someone had to go to the toilet and I said: "I'll go with you."

[SamJoe]

I made 2 entries in my dream journal this morning using mostly keywords. I forgot some parts of the dreams though. Dream 1: I was in a weird underground tunnel system. It looked a bit like a sewer. I went through a tunnel and ended up at a large room with quite a lot of people standing in line. There was a rope hanging from a platform above. I grabbed the rope and swung to the front part of the line. There were some friends of mine. I noticed everyone was standing in line waiting for a big swinging pirate ship you see in amusement parks. Dream 2: I was in Warmond (a nearby village). I was with some friends. I recall it being a World of Warcraft related dream. There was alcohol involved aswell. The last part was more clear. My dad said something like: "I'm going to Paris right now!" followed by a movie like scene where I saw my dad driving a convertable car through some of France's most popular scenes with some relaxing music in the background.

[SamJoe]

Just 1 dream Dream 1: I was once again riding my bike. I was with some friends. One of them was singing 'Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up'. It slowly turned into a race. We went over bridges and through tunnels. I ended up at a house. There was a box inside. Inside the box was a machine gun. I picked it up and it started shooting at random and killed us all.

[SamJoe]

Once again just 1 dream. Dream 1: I was at an abandoned railway station. There was a ticket machine. I only had a 20 euro bill. I inserted the bill and it gave me 10 euros back in coins. I didn't fit in my pocket. I was waiting for other people to come by to get my 10 euro's back. A friend of mine apparently worked at the railway station and opened the machine for me.

[SamJoe]

I was a bit pissed off with my progress. Poor recall, no lucidity. So I decided to step it up a notch. I guess mindset really does help, last night's result: 5 dreams, about 4 FA's and a lucid fragment . In turn this result got me motivated even more. Dream 1: This was my shortest dream of the night. I remember lying in bed with my girlfriend. I woke up and was confused because she wasn't there anymore. Dream 2: I though I had woken up. I was in my bathroom and my brother woke me up. He said: "What were you doing there, sleeping on the toilet?" I said: "I must've been sleep walking again last night!" I looked at the clock and I was almost late for school. I went to my kitchen and opened a drawer. There was a box with breakfast inside. There was a weird grinder-like thing to grind cheese with. I ground my cheese but there was hardly any cheese left afterwards. Dream 3: I was outside in my street with a few friends, it was dark. They were lighting fireworks. I climbed on a house and had a little firework thing called a 'Rose Darling' which is a Steely Dan song. I lit it and it turned out to be a very crappy firecracker. A friend of mine mentioned something about a €200 rocket. He lit it and it went up in the air. It exploded and it was the most beautiful fireworks explosion I have ever seen. The whole black sky was filled with a shower of twisting red rockets. They disappeared and a tsunami of yellow flashing ribbons appeared. It lasted about a minute before it faded. Dream 4: I was outside in a little old-fashioned western style village. There was a theatre. We went in and there was a play ongoing. We had to go outside so we did. Someone said he had managed to get some tickets so we went inside again. There was a guy singing on stage. It sounded a bit eerie. There were exactly 5 seats left. We sat down and at that moment the break began. Weirdly dressed people called 'Thistlers' entered the room. They began hitting everyone with sharp hand-held fans. They had a marker with them. They drew a pig's face on everyone who didn't get up. I had to laugh because someone I knew was dressed up as a pig. I wondered why though. Someone made a pig noise. I realized that there were dirty pigs outside and they would lick the people dressed up as pigs because they would think they actually were other pigs. Dream 5: I had to go to work. I was driving my bike through the city I live in. The weather was beautiful and the whole city was filled with tourists. I crossed the road to a parking spot for bicycles. There was a woman. She said: "There is nothing humoristic about Hindus!" There was a weird neighbourhood behind her with little wooden houses. I entered one of the houses and there was my guitar teacher. He had some music playing and tried to play along with it with a weird v-shaped toy guitar. I turned around and turned back again and he was gone but now there were two old blind men. There were a lot of cards on the wall. One of the blind men wanted to pick them up but he accidentally threw them on the ground. He wanted to feel me so he put his hands on my stomach. I tensed my muscles to make me look strong. Suddenly I was lucid. I looked around in the room and everything was incredibly real. I felt the dream fading so I looked at my hands but my hands kept disappearing which pissed me off. I though I had woken up but once again I felt the feeling of a fading dream. I then woke up for real.

[SamJoe]

Lots of fragments, nothing worth mentioning.

[SamJoe]

Couldn't write my dreams down this morning. I forgot one I think. Dream 1: I was with some friends in class. The classroom was a giant tribune like they have in universities. There were no walls. The teacher was explaining something. During her explanation she left the room and continued to explain stuff outside. She was talking through the window. It was raining outside. I left on my bike and tried to make a wheelie. My bike flew in the air. Dream 2: I was in a supermarket reading a magazine together with my girlfriend. I was afraid someone would see me. I started working and 3 other guys were doing exactly the same thing as I was. I forgot the rest of the dream. I'll do my best to get better results tomorrow!