D-Shizzle's Dream Journal

[D-Shizzle]

Well, they might not make sense, but they're dreams, so enjoy. The regular dreams will be posted in black and the lucid ones in orange. Different dreams in the same paragraph will be separated by a hyphen, -. 5-26 I'm playing a videogame with a friend where you run from dinosaurs and things while setting traps. I'm also failing physics and the only way to pass is to beat that game. - I'm up in a tall building and looking at a poster. Next to the poster is a t.v., and the news reporter says that bud is hidden behind the poster. The bud is called Victoria's Secret. - I'm about to fall asleep when 2 kids rip thru my window screen,the mom runs up and pays me for the screen and gives me new curtains after I rip mine down. - My football team is waiting in line and everyone starts jerking when the song comes on. 5-29 I'm standing on a Nascar track, the cars zoom by and I suddenly wake up. 5-30 I'm on a trip to the desert while driving along a canal. Some crazy fish with wings are jumping out of the water, following me. - My football team has a game somewhere and upon returning everyone realizes our gear got stolen. So I'm back in my j.v. locker room and talking to someone about trying to get the school to only make us pay 150$ and doing 50 pushups. Curran walks in and suddenly my parents are there. He tells us we owe over 1000$. 5-31 I'm playing some wierd videogame and I get teleported in front of a store. Storm shakes Ricky's hand and says good luck. Ricky walks away with a guitar and backpack slung over each shoulder. - I'm playing real life Team Fortress 2. I get 4 headshots before the round starts. A few kills later, Micheal runs towards me as an engineer swinging his hammer, so I pull out my SMG and start unloading on him. As he runs past me he says ,"SMG beats wrench", and runs into a group of my teammates. They circle him and start jumping up and down. 6-1 Standing in a plaza in Oceanside. My mom and her friends are partying, drinking and popping pills. Me and my dad are just standing there. A news broadcast comes on saying terrorists are in Oceanside, holding people hostage in the park. 2 guys run over there so me and my dad follow. As we run over there, my views on 911 change. I see Osama and Afghani terrorists in masks killing people every 2 seconds that are chained up in a submarine-like playset. I tell my dad we gotta get outta here. A terrorist starts yelling and points at me. I wake up with a fast beating heart and I'm sweating. 6-2 In a huge, square, grey room. I'm sitting across the table from a guy. He leans forward and whispers, "Darin, you can do anything you want!". I stand up and look at him. Then fly up thru the roof and start flying around some mountains at night and I say to myself "I can do anything I want!". 6-4 I'm at my highschool near the basketball entrance talking to Natasha's mom about the yearbook spelling her last name Burley and not Turley. 6-5 Ricky is mad at me and he's e-mailing his friend about it. - My cousin is watching a movie with her boyfriend,me, and some other people. I keep talking and everytime I talk, her bf gets angry and rewinds the movie. Everyone else is getting mad too. 6-7 My dad brings me home a tazer, so when he shoes me how to use it, he uses it on my dead dog and it brings her back to life. But there's a noticable difference about her. 6-10 Me, Nick, Cody, and Storm are in a building. Cody and Storm run away from me and Nick so we chase them. They get into an elevator so we follow, but as we get in, we realize that they aren't in the elevator and the doors close. It takes us to floor 3 where there is smoke on the ground and there are guys in hazmat suits disecting aliens and a whole bunch of other top secret stuff going on. So we run to the stairs, but the stairs on floor 3 are really fast escalators. So they shoot us down to floor 2 where we find Cody, who is high as shit and his hair is messed up. 6-11 I yell at and almost beat up my geometry teacher for talking about my dad. I start screaming at him and almost punching him. He is crying and cowering in fear. - My English teacher accused me of cheating on my final. - Me and 2 other guys are standing outside of a shed, one guy pulls out a bow and arrow and the other guy says put that away, I've got a warrant out for my arrest because of guns. One guy leaves, and the other goes into the shed. I follow him and see a camera recording, and I hear moaning, so I leave. After he comes out, I get the camera and see he was fucking Daisy Marie. After I watch it, he gets mad at me for watching his tape. 6-12 Me and Garrett are macin' on chicks at a party. 6-15 I'm on my school bus and no matter what song I play through my zune, it comes thru the bus speakers. - I'm at Bruce's house for a party, he has 6 brothers and 8 sisters. 6-16 Me, Dj , Big Jim and my dad are on a road trip. We stop at an intersectionand a guy goes on the wrong side of the road. We stop at a bridge and I get out and start handing out awards to Brittany, Heidi, Natasha, and their friends. - There is a t.v. star that everyone likes and when he gets electrocuted his left arm twists right and starts spasming really bad, but his right arm just twists left and barely spasms. 6-24 Me and Graham are in a seafood restaurant and Graham tells me he's gonna pick up the chicks that work there. I just look at the tank holding the lobsters and he gets slapped and kicked out by the cashier girl. - I see Christian for the first time in a very long time and we both have jetpack thruster backpacks on. So I walk up to him and we give eachother a really hard hug and our jetpacks shoot us up thru the roof. (Kinda gay, I know). 6-25 Alexa walks up to me and starts grinding on me. She says, "wheres your dick?", I say, "Baby, I'm not even hard yet." So i get hard and start doing her in the ass. My math teacher walks up so we stop. She tells me to meet her in the bathroom to finish up. So she goes and when I ask to go to the bathroom, my teacher says, "No, someone is in the library right now." 6-27 I sneak into a Laker's game but it's on a baseball field. I run around the field with my hood over my jersey. I run around the field and find a seat. So I touch home plate and jump into the stands. My dad is right in front of me and he starts scolding me about sneaking into the game. Later he asks me for the tickets I stole so he can sell them because there is an MLG tournament on saturday at that field. I tell him I didn't buy tickets, I snuck in. I go to get my stuff signed by a Laker, but there are only 3 girls there, and only 1 signs my stuff. - I'm taking the Math/Spanish final. When I'm done, I'm walking with Bruce and I realize that I skipped a whole section. 6-29 My grandma is at her house with me, Erik and 3 other guys. She's wrapped up like a mummy and is really scary. We watch a lot of movies and always hear wierd voices and the doors open and close themselves all the time. We get really scared. My grandma tells us wee need to find the sledgehammer, is it in the red or blue room? So we split up and go into each room. The sledgehammer is in the red room, and the guys in the blue room almost get locked in when a steel door closes when I lift the sledgehammer, but they get out. - I'm on a beach with other people and we make a gigantic Metallica logo out of sand that stands vertically. But we spell it with 2 a's at the end instead of 1.

[stnicka]

WHATTT DA FUUUUCCKK sick journal i wish i could fuck alexa in the ass

[D-Shizzle]

6-31 Me and Craiggers were playing catch with Ben and Garrett for a while. But we were playing catch with 50 ecstasy pills. Mr. Donahue walks up andasks if he can see what I'm throwing. I drop my handfull of e and take off running behind a wall. I later find out that Craiggers, Ben, and Garrett are in jail. - My dad and Joey are in my dad's car discussing something, but won't let me in. Finally, when I get in, I got thru my backpack and realize my pound of marijuana is half gone. So I look to my dad and Joey who are in the front seat, and see they are trying to hide their handful of weed they took from me. After I confront them on it, they give it back and we roll about 900 joints. After we smoke a lot of them, my other friend DJ comes up and he takes one hit and says, "I feel funny". I ask my dad why he gotted pissed when I sold those pills, but now he's smoking with me. He says, "It's different!", and that ends the conversation. So we're bombed and running thru an apartment complex. We knock on a random door and Willie Nelson answers. So we smoke a few more with him. 7-3 Me and DJ are in a park. A crazy tiger comes out of nowhere and starts chasing us. But we are very experienced free runners. So we start climbing up this spiral staircase that is like 12 stories high, and at the top is a huge slide. So the tiger is running very fast up the stairs while we climb up and down to try to avoid him. Dj gets to the top and tries to go down the slide, but the tiger pounces on him. He's screaming for his life and crying, but the tiger starts licking him and wagging its tail. So I run up there and we start playing with our new friend.