Funkyoshi: Dream Journal

[Funkyoshi]

Hey guys, I have not DJ'd anything in months...I have also not LD'd in months either. So, now that I'm desperate for another LD, I'll move past my laziness and start writing things down again. Date: August 28, 2009 Title: Weird Day Length: Fairly Long Vividness: Somewhat Lucidity: None... Color chart: Awake Dreaming Lucid Dreaming Places I Should've done an RC Places I did an RC It starts off really weird. Ummm, I was on the phone laying in my bed. I can't remember what I was talking about. The only reason I can't remember is because I was half-asleep...This is why it was weird. Have you ever gotten a phone call in the morning and when you hung up, you couldn't really remember what the call was about. Because you were tired and groggy, right? This is how it was in my dream, I was half-asleep while I was asleep (My brain has never been good at math lol). Anyway,I do remember that I was talking to my sister and that suddenly she said "I've gotta go for a second" and hung up. Then I woke up...in the dream. Like I was half-asleep and then I was awake...but still in the dream. I call her back, and she answers and says "Okay, we can talk now." Now, in real life, me and my sister are having some problems and we can't talk over the phone...It's sad really. So you can understand why I'd suddenly be wide awake when I realized who I was talking to. We just started chatting, I'm a little vauge on the details, I can't remember what we said. I know I said "It's really good to talk to you again" and then she was like "Oh, they're coming back, use this time to charge your phone". Then I heard what sounded like sheets shifting around and stuff, and I realized she had hid the phone from her parents. I stuck my phone on the charger (not that it was dying, which was weird...It was fully charge when I looked at it in thew dream)...And waited for her reply, but it didn't come. The call hung up. I knew she wouldn't be able to call back for a while. I went to my phone's contact list to see her name on there. For some reason it didn't say her name but said "i am technoroo for damib" Weird as heck...even in the dream I was like, huh? I closed the phone and went downstairs. My house was all different, there were all this doors and turns and stuff that weren't there before...Strange. Also, there was a small laptop on a desk. I realized it was my brothers' new mini-laptop. IRL they are saving up for one. .My brothers and my dad looked the same. I noticed now though, that my youngest brother wasn't there, nor my little sister. I saw my mom in the dream, but only now do I register how weird she looked. She had great big, poofy, white, hair that looked like a judge's wig but with bows in it. And she was wearing this long and flowing gown (something you would see like 200 years ago). I walked over to my fridge and extracted a spear pickle from the jar (Jalapeno Dill, none of that nasty bread and butter stuff) and I began eating this pickle. Whilst enjoying my snack, I stepped outside my house. My house was really tall and squeezed between two other equally tall houses, like something you would see in a cartoon. I walked to the gas station, which is something I don't normally do while muching on a pickle. For some reason, I thought it would be funny to walk in a gas station while eating a pickle, because they sell pickles there....I don't....I don't know, honestly. Somewhere along the way to the gas station, my dad must've picked me up because we were driving in the van when we got there. I got out, walked in the gas station, and ate the last bite of pickle...Then some girl in there burst out laughing...I felt really stupid. So I left. I turned and walked out the door, and noticed the sidewalk in front of the car...I ran at it and jumped over the sidewalk and went higher and higher and higher and landed on the front of my van. I was quite amazed with my ability to jump. I got in the car and proclaim loudly that next time "I'd land on the roof" and my dad was like "Please don't..." I buckled up and listen to my brothers talk. They were saying something about trying to find some file on the desktop of their new laptop...And I'm thinking "It's on the desktop...duh" but they were like "Well, we don't know our way around that computer yet..." For some reason, this sounded like a acceptable answer... We were riding in the car...and then I was laying in my bed...Awake...

[Funkyoshi]

Dang it, due to a stupid computer crash, I'm gonna have to type everything again... Date: September 01, 2009 Title: Cops and Zombies Vividness: Actually, pretty vivid... Lucidity: None... Anyway, I was laying in bed this morning because something woke me up. I think my brother was being loud or something. So I decided to WILD. As I was laying there, waiting to fall asleep, someone started running water in the bathroom down the hall. I couldn't ignore it and focus on WILDing...A minute or so later..I was asleep. But I did dream...not lucidly...but still... I was a cop in the dream. Me and my partner, a friend from real life, were on duty. We had gotten a call about some Zombie sightings near a gas station. We decided to check things out. If you know anything about police work, you know Zombies and gas stations don't mix... We pull up outside the gas station. From the car I could see people milling about inside...They seemed to be alive. Me and my partner got out of the car and walked inside. When we were inside the building, I noticed it was not a gas station but the store I used to work at. Though I didn't fully realize this until I woke up. There was a bunch of people inside. No hanging flesh. No exsposed brains. No one groaning and scratching on the walls...These guys were alive. Not a Zombie in sight. I walked around for a minute or so, snooping around the place, when I bumped into an old co-worker. I don't really know him...just dream-know him. He looked exactly like Samuel L. Jackson. I told him he should leave the building because of the Zombie sightings. But he called me crazy and said "There's no such thing as zombies". And I was like "Sure there are...I'll prove it to you"...Then I left...not proving it to him in anyway, shape, or form... Me and my partner went to the back room of the store...We walked around in the seafood department for a little bit. No undead...I saw her, my partner, put on a large coat. I'm not sure where she got the coat. She said "Come on, let's check out the freezer." And then my brother burst into the room and screamed "WWWWAAAAAKKKKEEEEE UUUUUPPPP!!!"...I woke up... I know those Zombies were in that freezer...I'll get you zombies....someday...

[Funkyoshi]

Title: Don't Drink and Swim Date: September 02, 2009 Vividness: Very fuzzy dream... Lucidity: Nada... I can't remember most of it. We were living at a hotel or something. It seemed really nice. I remember that it was nighttime and I was drinking something. I know it was some sort of alcoholic beverage (Which is weird cuz I don't drink at all), but I'm not sure what it was. It tasted like a mix between Coke and Apple Juice...kinda gross. But I was drinking the stuff like it was water. I had like four cans over the course of the dream. Then I decided to go for a walk. For some reason, at my hotel/house, there was a sidewalk attached to the balcony. So I started walking. I didn't remember much about that, except that along the way the sidewalk turned into glass. It was like this big sheet of glass in front of me. So I walked over it. Suddenly, I knew someone was watching me. I also knew that he always watched "those who walk the glass." I could see a dark shadow in the shape of a man for a second. I heard a voice that said "They always walk the glass...They always slip." And then I slipped. Landng on my stomach, I slipped off the glass, fell through the air and landed in the hotel/house's pool. He was still watching me as I climbed out of the pool. I'm sure of it. I could feel his gaze. It freaked me out, so I woke up... Also, some time in the middle of the night. I had some dreamlet where one of the things from "Where the Wild things are" dashed towards me with murderous intent. I opened my eyes and realized I had been dreaming, then I realized I was still in sleep paralysis (Which felt weird). I tried to go back to sleep, but someone was in the kitchen making all sorts of noise, so I got up and moved to a different bedroom.