Hercuflea's new Dream Journal

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Btw Comments appreciated! Blue Type=Lucid Any other color=Anything i think is important, prolly wont happen much First entry Last night i dreamt i was playing Risk with two of my friends (which i actually was doing last night at his house) and i remember that i was losing but somehow i had two pieces hidden in Great Britain that they didnt notice for some reason. then i looked in my bag and i noticed that there were submarines and they counted for like 30 reinforcements each then i got up and ran away, and outside on the street i realized that i was in New Orleans, which is like 500 miles away, and i went into this telephone booth - looking thing. It had rockets on the bottom and it turned into third person view and i started flying around the city. The police and other people were shooting at me until they finally shot me down next to this big, fenced in mansion, and i was standing outside of it, with my busted up telephone booth thing sparking and on fire next to me I went and jacked this car that was sitting near the sidewalk, but it had an old lady in it. I didnt care so i just got in and started speeding at probably 100mph down the downtown roads in New Orleans. the old lady jumped out mid-ride and so i slammed the brakes and got out of the car, we were downtown in somewhere that kind of looked like bourbon street or maybe the French Quarter, and the lady all of the sudden started to de-age. She became a young, really good looking blonde girl, and when that happened i became lucid. I immediately went over and tried to do the deed with her, but about two seconds after i tried to start that the dream started to fade, and i woke up. Dang!!! I hate that!!!! I REALLY NEED TO REMEMBER TO USE STABILIZATION TECHNIQUES

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dont remember much last night september 29 2008 but i do remember the feeling of lucidity for a few seconds

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September 30, 08 I remember one piece of one dream and a slightly longer piece of another dream all i remember from the first one is that there were like two horses having sex in a field, or maybe it was a horse and a lioness, i cat remember which one Second dream i was visiting my middle school teachers one afternoon at the school, and i went into my old math classroom. i havent seen this teacher in real life for about 3 or 4 years so i was expecting her to be happy to see me. she did'nt seem very excited. As soon as i walked in she said, Z, answer this question for me. And then she showed me this "equation" on the projector that looked like this: 27.29.31 Then she said "You are now in Statistics class in high school, arent you? So you should be able to tell me the Inter-Quartile range (IQR) of this equation." after she said that I was thinking, "like WTF????? i just came to visit with you, geez i am not in math class right now, besides that equation makes no mathematical sense." Then my dad woke me up :-(

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Oct. 1, 2008 Last night i remember i was at my school cafeteria, and they were serving us something gross i dont remember what. Then when i was going to the cash register all of a sudden the entire cafeteria burst out into song. they were singing a Christian song. the lyrics go like this Remember Me... Remember Me... Because apart from Me you can do nothing... Remember Me It was actually pretty beautiful singing. Everyone was singing, including myself, and even the non-Christians. When the singing stopped i looked over and at this round table was a man sitting with a laptop hooked up to a projector which was projecting onto the wall. The man stood up and said something to the effect of "I am going to give you all a short lesson on Christianity today during this lunch." Then he proceeded to turn on the slide show and it projected onto the wall. In the projection he started playing a mini-movie which was explaining Christianity or something, i wasnt paying attention to it. But what i did notice was that there were two girls (one of which has recently been expelled irl for bringing drugs to school) that were making out with each other. I understood that they were doing this in an act of rebellion against the speaker. I was disgusted by their behavior, but did not say anything as i believed they had the right of expression. Also i looked over and two different girls were like licking each others fingers or something weird like that. Then the dream faded and my dad woke me up for school.

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i remember that i was in my history class. It was an average day in US history and we were just taking notes. I look outside and it is a typical summer day. This went on for about 5 minutes maybe? Gap in memory I wake up in a hospital bed. I look down at my legs and there are two big scars going across my legs. My mom (i think), tells me i have just awoken from a coma. I say dang i gotta go to school. Gap in memory I am walking from the car to my school, which looks more like my middle school did than my high school, but anyways i look around and the wind is blowing and it is very cold outside. Then i see my friend, C, and he is like "Dang Z you have been gone for like 3 months!". I thought whoa 3 months dang. Then i walk into school and my memory kind of fades until i got into my 2nd period history class again. We have a new teacher, and he kid of looks like our old teacher but with longer hair, sort of a bowl cut. He starts giving us all these notes and i am struggling to get through the class. Then he assigns numerous homework items that i do not remember. Then i turn to my friend J who sits behind me and i'm like "wtf happened to Mr. P?". He says something like "Well, i guess he just got crazy enough that the school had to fire him." At this point i'm thinking aw wtf this new teacher sucks so bad. Gap I remember walking into a restroom, but it was more like a maze than a restroom. Everything was white, even the walls and ceiling and i think the walls and ceiling and floor were made of porcelain as well as the toilet. The entrance to the bathroom zigzagged about 4 times before you actually got in thats why i call it a maze. Also there was no door just a zigzag entrance. There was a toilet at the back, facing the sink. Above the toilet there was a hole in the wall, that looked just like the holes inside of a toilet where the water goes down when you flush. I sat there for about a minute just trying to figure out how the crap am i supposed to use the bathroom into a hole in the wall???? Then the dream ended. #2) all i remember from this one is that i was driving down the gravel road that goes to my Grandpa's woods and i was turning down the road that goes towards them, when this car swings around me and flies down the road i am trying to turn on. I slow down as i am turning into the road, and i guess i am blocking most of it because this police car behind me comes up and honks at me. I move out of the way and he goes and chases the car. I begin to drive down the road i just turned into that passes the woods, and on my way to the woods i see another 3 or 4 police cars patrolling the road. I remember thinking "i'm glad theyre not trying to catch me." end

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Oct 3 2008 Last night was weird I remember that i was walkin around near the entrance to my neighborhoo, by the stop sign, and i was holding a pack of hot-dogs. My brother was there too. All of a sudden i hear a phone ringing or something like that, and i open the cardboard on the pack of hotdogs and talk into it. I was using the pack of hotdogs as a phone. My mom's friend's husband Steve was on the other end and he was like let me talk to your mom. I said "she's not here with me". so he said "ok tell her to bring the things to the party". I was thinking ok.... Then i hung up and walked home with my brother. My mom was really mad because she didn't have the hotdog package, but i did. My mom, my dad, and Mr. steve were sitting around in the front lawn in lawn chairs. there was this huge, probably 3 feet wide 4 feet tall cauldron filled with chilli in the middle of them. I then realized that the hotdogs were supposed to go in the chilli and my mom was mad because i took them with me on my walk. So i opened up the package and put the hotdogs in the chilli lol. The End

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Oct 4, 2008 I was in this creepy house by myself and i was supposedly looking for this dog. I remember i walked up the stairs and i saw the dog (which was actually the dog's ghost because the dog was dead), and started running after it up the stairs. It ran under this dresser and it said "hey you cant get me the deal was that if i make it to the dresser i win." I was like too bad son, i'm taking you. So i grabbed for him but he dissappeared and one of his teeth fell on the floor as evidence. I know that i was supposed to take proof to someone that he was alive, so i picked up the tooth, but i cant remember who i was supposed to take it to. NExt dream: I was in the Walmart parking lot and i had this green magnet-dart thing in my hand. They were giving out free cheese danishes in the parking lot, so i ate two of them and they were really good. They said they could afford to give away food because now they charge people to use the shopping cart. Then the scene changed and i was now inside the walmart in a square room, with about 5 rows of chairs filling it up. The chairs were all had people in them, and in the front of the room there was a lady standing. I still had my magnet-dart thing, and everyone else either had a green or an orange gazoo(or however you spell that). We started making songs with our gazoos (i blew into the magnet thing and somehow it made sound). Our gazoo band kept playing songs for about four minutes, then i woke up.

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Oct 8, 2008 last night i remember two dreams. 1: I was in this parking garage-place that was built over a highway. You could look out the window and see the highway going towards the city. Well I see this yellow motorcycle and i look at the Gauges and it says it has somewhere between 3000 and 4000 horsepower. I think holy crap i want to ride that. So the dream switches to me on the highway going into the city at night riding the motorcycle, and there is this girl riding on the back with me. We are only going probably 20 mph, so i decide to hit the gas as hard as i can. Immediatey The motorcycle does a wheely and it flies into the air, throwing us both off. Amazingly i survive with not even a scratch but the girl flies into a semi truck and dies. I think "Umm ok i need to re-do that." So i change locations and now i am standing on the sideof the road, looking down on the motorcycle and the girl who is stting on it, alive. I said "Wait i thought you died". She said something like "Yeah well i'm alive now so lets go." So i got on and we started driving down the road. I am thinking well we should probably take it a little slower this time, but my goal is to go 180 mph. So i slowly start speeding up, while thinking something like "The police should not be a problem since this is a dream." BUT I DIDNT BECOME LUCID UGGGGHHH. I should ave gotten lucidity then. Well anyways we start gradually speeding up and weaving in and out of cars until we reach 180 mph. Then the dream ended. PS: that was a pretty sweet dream also the girl kind of resembled Ashley Howard but i could tell that it wasnt her 2: This was kind of a flip-flopping dream. There was this school that was down the road from where i actually go to school. I was transferred to it because apparently they thought it would be closer for me to go there. I was in the new school, and i was in a classroom full of kids. I suddenly got the feeling that i would never see anyone from my real life school again. It was pretty disheartening, but i guess i got over it. The class was not really on task and everyone was talking. A few of the kids in there were talking to me, but i dont remember what they said. Then the scene changed and i was back at my real school. Apparently the administration had giiven me a choice wether to go to the new school or stay. I was still thinking about what i wanted to do but i woke up.

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November 8, 2008 long time no see Last night i dreamt i was in this place that resembled my house, but it was bigger, and there were people in it. I guess i was in what would be the equivalent of my room, and the first thing i remember was that i was making out with this really hot chick, but i dont remember what she looked like, just she was really hot. Then i guess she disappeard and Layla from my school walked in. I was sort of semi-lucid so i was like "sweet i'll get her to make out with me too!" So i kept trying to sweet talk her into it, but she was not in the mood, she seemed kind of sad. I went in to her face like 8 times but she kept pulling away, and strangely it was not akward lol. Finally i put a little more force into it and she complied. We made out for like 5 minutes and it was pretty awesome (actually in real life i would probably shoot myself if i went out with her b/c she is crazy), but in the dream i liked it. I could taste her spit and i like bit her tongue or something and she liked it . Then it got a little more intense and i went for the neck, but that kind of faded away and i could hear these people outside yelling. There were these two chinese looking people i think they were married, and they were yelling at each other because i think the wife had had an affair with their pastor, LOL! That dream went on but t is kind of foggy from there. I tink i'm gonna put that in the DC Darndest sayings thread. Oh btw i guess last night was a semi success b/c (de veras estaba making out y no, como, puse mojado mis pantalones )

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Two nights worth here Nov 9, 2008 I remember before i woke up i was laying on the floor next to the couch in the living room and i was on top of the red blanket. The coffee table was back in thhere for some reason. Ryan from church was there and he started pulling on the red blanket with one arm and pulled me around the room while everyone laughed at me. Then i woke up. Nov 10, 2008 I remember i was in what i presume was Canton, but it looked different. There was this big building that was almost completed i its construction, and it was going to be a strip club. I went in and there were future strippers wallking around in there setting the place up. They were all actually pretty ugly, except one was semi-decent. I remember i helped her do something, but idk what. Then i said i have to go, but can i have a hug. She was like i guess so i hugged her and started humping her, got a little excited. I remember thinking something like "Psyche! Haha!". Then she had a sarcastic smirk on her face and said, "uh, don't touch me" . I woke up. Boo!

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Nov17, 2008 All i remember was that i was at a place that was supposed to be my school, but it was really different. I was in the back, in a parking lot type place that kind of looked like the back parking lot of mtn road. I had just learned somehow that there was a new sonic built somewhere in a different town, and Yannick and some other people had decided they wanted to go there after school. I was like i'll go too. I think i went there, but they never showed up. The it fast forwarded to the next day and i asked Yannick why he wasnt there. I dont remember his exact response but i guess he said something like "i didn't really feel like it" or something

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Nov 19, 2008 I was in what was supposed to be school. S from spanish and her friend were both sitting on my lap. I kissed her friend on the arm and she was like "eew" or something. Then i made out with S, but at first she made like a raspberry noise into my lips and she ot embarrassed lol. I still made out wit her anyway. I looked over and the teacher who was blonde was walking around, then she walkd up to this kid and was started humping him. I was like "this is my chance" so i started tring to finger S, but the scene changed. I was in some really nice hotel in New York. We were at the counter getting out "keys". I put that in quotes because instead of keys they made us pick up a couple of handrails that used to be on the walls, and those were our passes to get i our rooms. It was me and two other people, we each had our own room. We walked upstairs and i was like "see yu guys later i'm going in my room". Then i remember laying on the bed with a hot girl on top of me and we were doing it. She was really warm inside

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Nov 20, 2008 Lot of sex dreams lately Last night the first thing i remember was something about there were two factions. I was in one of them and a war was about to start. That was really foggy but once the war started the dream got more vividand i remember the weapons were like WW2 style. I was in a tank, and someone was in the machine gun, buti was firing the shells. We were across this dirt road from the enemy, and i was firing across it but i just couldnt hit their tank. Then something happened and i remember we were running from their troops. There was this bamboo hut-looking building, so we ran in there, waiting for them. Inside there was a stage, so i improvised and crawled under it, hoping to surprise attack them when they came in. I told this kid from my wieght training class, P, to stand on top of where i was lying down under the stage so as to be less conspicuous. (Wheres the logic in that????). Also the stage was no longer made of bamboo it had turned into bedsheets of some kind, so i started to think maybe it was a bad idea. Then the enemy came in, which actually turned out to be this big mexican chick from my school, and she saw my head sticking out from under the sheets. So, i realized that somehow my weapons had been lost, and i jumped out from under the "stage", and started punching/kicking/ninja her. She fought back and we basically had a kung fu battle for like 15 seconds. The scene somehow changed to my living room while we were at it. I think i became just a tad bit lucid because i thought "wait why am i fighting her when i could be having sex with her???". And just the thought of that made me come (but not irl!), even though we didnt actually do it, which was surprising because in the dream i actually came but in irl it was dry. I remember cleaning the uh-hem off the hardwood floor in my dream, and my dad was like "make sure you get it all up" while he was watching TV, it was disgusting.

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November 27, 2008 Thanksgiving Lucid! Although it did not have anything to do with thanksgiving. I was walking around outside a barnes and noble when all of the sudden i just realized i was dreaming, simple as that. Then i looked at my hands to make sure and surprisingly it had all 5 fingers! I was like wtf wait a second, those are supposed to look wierd. Then the fingers started splitting apart so i knew it was a dream. I felt the white pillar in front of the building to get some tactile imagery and it was really rough like the bottom of a pool or something. I walked inside and apparently they were going to close soon and a guy was on a ladder doing something to the wall. There was a rolly-cart thing with books on sale, and also there were about 10 other people in there i'd say. I went over to the rolly cart and on the top of it there was a huge row of apparently a series of books. I took one out and read the title which said "Las Palmas de los freendes de America"(supposedly in spanish). I translated that as Palms of the Friends of America, even though freendes isnt a word, its amigos. Then i walked over into the few rows of bookshelves that were left. I remember still thinking i needed some LD reading experience i looked at the books on the shelf. One had a picture of a pretty girl at the beach, but she had a lot of dirt on her face. The title of the book was "Glut". Lol. Then i saw a girl walk past me in the aisle, and i tried to resist the temptation, but i couldnt so i walked over to her, grabbed her boobs and started butt humping her. Then i woke up. I just cant stop myself aaaggghhhh.

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Also a week or two ago i had a few dreams. One was actually lucid. The first one: I was in some obstacle course-race type thing somewhere in the hills/forest. I accidentally slid down this incredibly steep hill, and i thought i was going to die but i didnt. Then ryan from school slid down headfirst after me and bent his back when he hit the bottom. He was choking really hard and i asked him if he was ok, he said im fine. I went over to the next hill, and was swinging around in this sheet type thing. There was a stream of water under me and i thought i should get out of it before a snake bites me. Then i was riding in the red truck back home and mom was drving. We got to the intersectionof 140 and arnold mill and this car came flying behind us and crashed throughthe guard rail and into the kudzu. I couldnt even see the wreck through the kudzu. I tried to call the police but all i heard was a beeping noise and i could barely talk. Second one: I was at school and i became lucid. I looked around trying to take in my surroundings. I walked through the old freshman hall like a normal day, then turned and went into the 1200 hall. I saw two people in the crowd either dancing or pushing each other or something. Then as i neared my lit class i saw the girl that got expelled for pot and i decided to finger her lol. Then i went in lit class and my teacher said "Ok class lets get started". Third one: all i remember is instead of barack obama they did a recount and somehow rudy giuliani actually won the presidency. People were all outside dressed as drag queens to protest/make fun of him because he was a drag queen once. There was another that i dont remember and last night, November 30, 2008 I was in church and courtney was trying to translate the church bulletin into spanish even though she cant speak it. The part she was trying to translate was "with Liberty and Justice for all". She translated it as "Listen la la Amenancia para todos" which was a miserable failure. I told her "You cant have two articles right next to each other in the same sentence!" then she play hit me just flirting. I said the correct translation is "con Libertad y Justicia para todos" Then i put my arm around her and just held her for a few seconds before i woke up.

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November 31, 2008 I was in what was supposed to be my school, although it was completely different. I think it was a school for k-12, and i remember being in the cafeteria. There were these clusters of gas tanks sitting in different spots around the cafeteria that no one seemed to notice. They were like oxygen tanks, but i started to question why in the world would they put oxygen tanks inthe cafeteria??? And then it hit me. THEY ARE GOING TO GAS US KIDS!!!!! I rememmber trying to either throw rocks at the tanks to blow them up or shooting them, but i kept missing and couldn't quite hit them (dream sign). I was apparently the only one who had figured this out and the teachers were the ones behind it. The teachers told all of the kids 9th grade and above to go outside to our next class, but the younger ones stayed in the cafeteria. I knew that they were going to be gassed, but for some reason i didn't do anything to stop them, i justified the teachers for some reason, which eally pisses me off because if that happened in real life i would be unleashing hell on the perpetrators. But anyways we walked outside and up a hill, to an airplane-hangar looking place where our next class was going to be. I remember seeing Patrick Swift and he was in a good mood and talking to his friends, but i was still worried so i asked them and the people in the class "How can you just sit here and talk and laugh while there are kids being gassed back there????" I dont remember what they said but it was not very convincing or heroic in any way. Then i woke up Sad dream.

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December 2, 2008 Holy Crap i am so sick of cafeterias. EVERY FREAKING DREAM IS IN A CAFETERIA I NEED TO RECGNIZE THAT CRAP BY NOW!!!!!!!! I was in a FREAKING CAFETERIA last night, once again THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY SCHOOL BUT IT WASN'T, And the cafeteria connected straight up to the beach. It was like the cafeteria had 3 walls and a roof, but on the side facing the beach there was no wall. Everyone was eating lunch like a normal day, and i was just walking around, so i walked over to the edge of the building by the beach. Nobody had bathing suits on even though it was the beach. Except there was one girl walking around to different tables in this insanely small bikini, and she was pretty hot. She was just standing there, and people would gather around her and try to talk to her and stuff, i guess she was just there to entertain them. I think i was too shy to go up and talk to her... Sad dream. lol

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December 4th, 2008 By the way this dream was pretty epic until it got gory The first thing i remember was i was driving down a highway in a SUV type thing, and there was this guy in the front seat who i guess was my friend for this dream. (Note: heck he could have even been my dreamguide, if the exist, now tht i think about it.) I dont remember what, but i think i had just escaped from somewhere or something and i was speeding away, trying to get to my cousins' house. I went about a half mile down the road, then i saw a turnoff of the road, which was kind of a dirt/gravel road. Either me or the guy in the front seat told me that they were "old confederate roads" that had supposedly been built by the confederates in the CivilWar. I said good enough so i turned down it, and he said this might be dangerous because there could be bandits down here. So he gave me a pistol that specifically had 2 bullets loaded in it, why two bullets i have no idea, but it had two. I pulled onto the road, but a truck started coming in my direction so i stopped the SUV. I got out, and the truck pulled up to us and there was a woman and a dog inside of it. It was either me or my friend that said "if she makes any sudden moves shoot her, we can't risk anything, its too dangerous" or something like that. Just then she jumped really quick and reached down for what i think was a gun so i shot her once, then she turned around, still inside the truck, and i shot her again in the back with the last bullet. I was like crap i'm out of bullets but he said it's ok i have more guns. We got back in the truck and drove about a quarter mile down the gravel road. There were trees on both sides, and i could see my cousins house about another half mile down the road. But there were about 6 guys, black and white, with guns and rpg's sitting halfway between us and the house. My friend gave me another gun, which looked really weird. It looked kind of like an MP5, but where the barrel should be there was a long hose. He had about 5 of these but they only had one shot each. He told me to get out and dont shoot until he gives the signal. He wanted to try and talk to them first, but I could tell they were'nt friendly. He started walking up towards them to try and talk, but i got nervous and went ahead and shot one of the men. Instead of a bullet it looked more like a crossbow bolt that came out of my gun, and went straight into his heart. Realizing i had no more ammo and no time to get another gun, i started running as fast as i could. I'm pretty sure they killed my friend, but i was running in the other direction and back onto the highway. They shot me with an RPG but i kept coming back to life, and they kept shooting me with their RPG's when i got onto the highway. This happened about 4-5 times. Finally the scene changed and this is the gory part. I was in this room that looked like a bedroom, and i think i was trying to get out. But the place was on fire, and i had a gun, but there were other people in there or something. It is kind of foggy, but i remember shooting and there were bodies and body parts everywhere. Everytime i shot a leg or a hand would appear, and the place was burning, and i think i got shot, but there were so many body parts and flames i couldn't see. (description of my friend: He had grey hair, a grey shirt, jeans, and he was really protective of me. He died so that i could run away, but i still died anyway. It was probably due to my stupidity by shooting the bandit guy before he gave the signal. Maybe he is my DG??? Hopefully he will show up again, he seemed much more intelligent than other DC's i have met.)

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Dec 5, 2008 ok i really didnt like this dream at all, in fact i absolutely hated most of it. It was too creepy looking back on it. I was in Jonesboro at my grandparents house. i only remember fragments, but there was this tiny little kid there, she was probably two inches tall, and I was just playing with her like you play with any normal child. She reminded me of a newly hatched chick. I did not think it was strange at all. I had this bottle of something to drink, and she fit her entire head into the opening and drank from it. Then i looked away, and when i looked back she was gone. I got scared because i thought she might have gone under the couch cushion and i might crush her if i am sitting on her. I couldnt find her, and i went in the other room where my grandma and i think my dad were talking. I then understood (i think) that the little kid was my sister. My grandma was asking my dad, ok this is the creepy part, when they were going to cook her. I said "What??? She's a person, you cant cook her!" or something similar. Then my grandma said "Yeah well i'm not in the mood for fried chicken fingers." I said (this apparently meant that it would save her life) "Well wont you settle for fried fish?" Then she said "I'll have to think about it." But i dont think she did. By the way i was laying on the floor. I looked over and there was the little kid, and i almost cried. Then it faded out. PS: We were in the living room, because earlier in the dream i had walked into a restaurant that apparently was built into their house, and i TRULY thought it was reality. I remember going over to these blue chairs in there and saying "I'm going to go over there and try to lucid dream", thinking i would go to sleep. But the chairs were all full, and the table was full of a bunch of asians eating thanksgiving dinner. Second dream. I was at this really snowy place. There were two mountains and a valley in between filled with snow. We were playing some game where it was like a mock battle, but it had real weapons and if you died you just went back to your base. We charged down the mountain into the valley, and these earthquakes would happen and you had to jump over them. I made it all the way to about the middle of the valley, and went over to the right to take cover by this big mound of snow near the edge of the "map". One other guy went with me but i think he died. Everyone on my team died except me and i was hiding by the mound. This huge undead-viking looking dude came up and had a huge crescent axe. I remember understanding that he was Level 100, which was apparently really good. He swung at me, but i either punched him or hit him with a sword or something, and it chopped off his arm that was holding the axe. I was like SWEET! But then he hit me with his other arm and i died. But i was still proud that i did that to a level 100. I pretty much teleported once i died to outside the arena, and there were like three people there, i think they were moms. They said "Arent you going to go back in and play some more?" But i said i dont really feel like it. End Third dream: Just a fragment. I was in physics class and i saw Kenzi S. at her seat. She was telling every one how running track had impacted her life. This is the exact quote of what she said. "I usually just dip it and tell my boy to hit the car in the sun." Here, "Dip it" meant have sex, and "boy" meant boyfriend. I made sure to remember that quote because it was funny lol.

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Dec 7, 2008 I was playing basketball with some people. Actually i was on the bench from the first point i remember. It was a whole team of like at least 5 black guys against one big fat white guy that looked a lot like cookie from weight training. The ref said we had some kind of penalty thats why they are playing 5 versus 1. I got out on the court at some point and started playing. I had a really hard time throwing the basketball and shooting. And everytime it fell on the floor i got frustrated because i couldnt pick it up. I also had a really hard time dribbling. Thats pretty much it, nothing special in this dream lol.

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I just remembered a dream from a few nights ago,but i dont remember when. Today is Dec 8, 2008 It was a zombie dream! I was in some town, it was the middle of the night. The town was not very big, but there were zombies loose all over the place like in I am Legend. They kind of looked like little Gollums. I knew they were looking for me, but they hadn't found me yet. I ran down the street and into this convenience store on the left. There were two people in there who ran the place, and i figured it would be a good place to hide if i went to the back. The two owners just let me in, they didnt really care if i hid in there or not. So i went to a back room, and just stood in there for a few seconds, then i heard people singing. I realized that they were the few people left in the town who hadn't been infected. They were just walking down the street singing hymns and happy songs (sort of like when people know they are gonna die so they just sing you know.). I was like holy crap i hope they dont come in here and blow my cover. Well, sure enough they did. There were about 20 of them and they all walked into the convenience store, still singing. Two or three of them came in the back. I think i yelled at them or something, or just said something to them like "You freaking idiots they are going to hear you faggots!!!!!!" I was so mad at them. Well luckily the zombies never came, and i think i actually went out a back door. It was still the middle of the night, bt the back door led to a beach. Justin from church was there, and a bunch of other peoplle. I guess this was sort of a safe haven. I remember sliding down a hill or something but it gets fuzzy. And there was something about a ship out in the water, but i dont remember. Ok now for last nights dream December 08, 2008 All i remember: I was outside at night. It was sort of a camp. Everyone there was like wearing medieval peasant clothes and i guess i was one of them. The only thing i remember is this one guy had a beard, and his wife fell over on the ground and he yelled in a really big, deep voice "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!". Lol it was kind of funny And another fragment i remember was that i had a little candle, and everyone was lighting each others candles, i dont know why and someone lit mine too.

[Hercuflea]

December 9, 2008 Fragment: I was outside on the street somewhere, and nicole was there, and we were talking i dont know about what, and i was like "It's ok" and sort of rubbed her back friendly you know. Then i wanted to kiss her really bad but i couldn't bring myself to it. I definitely am not a risk taker lol. Next: I was sitting on the floor in the living room and it was morning time before school. I was on the computer, and i was on Dreamviews just looking around, then something popped up and i knew it was a virus. There was this virus scanner that was on the computer so i pulled it up and ran it. It said it was out of date, but it still picked up some viruses and it said they were attached to peoples posts. It pulled up each individual post that had a virus on it, and they just kept coming and coming there were like 10 of them. It also had an animation while it was scanning that was a clip of a tank (first person view) going through the jungle and blasting things, supposedly viruses. Then my mom came downstairs and i knew i was going to be late for school. It was already like 8:15 so i said screw it i'll just skip first period. She kept rushing me to get off and go, but i did not want her to know that i was on dreamviews and that i had gotten a virus from it. So i kept moving the computer to where she could'nt see what i was on. Then it faded out.

[Hercuflea]

December 10, 2008 Not much i remember. The first thing was i was in a warehouse of some type. There were these large trees inside of it, with wide trunks and they went from the floor to the ceiling, and at the ceiling the trunks split up and formed a grid on the ceiling. A girl was with me, and she said if you cut open the tree you can drink the juice that comes out. So i pulled out my handy-dandy knife and cut one open, and the juice sort of squirted/splashed out and i caught some in my mouth. I remember the feeling that it was a very pleasant taste, but i dont remember the actual taste. Then later on i was in the warehouse with the girl, and in the back there were these shelves stacked really high up to the ceiling. I was on a ladder and she was holding it from the bottom, and we were going up the shelves and cleaning all the junk off of them. Someone else was doing it too a few feet away, and i think i challenged him to a race. But i dont remember anything after that.

[Hercuflea]

December 12, 2008 Last night the first thing i remember was i was walking out of this building. There was a guy from like the CIA or something chasing me and attacking me. There were street vendors selling/cooking food outside the door. We fought for a while out there then i finally shoved him into one of their boiling grease pits. He screamed really loud. People were like holy crap so i ran and got inside this big airplane full of people and i thought it was going to Bolivia, but instead at the end of the flight we ended up in Las Vegas. Apparently it was safe for me to hide there? Later on i remember having some accident, and i came to with my arm missing. I had no right arm. There was a flashback showing me on a ski trip, and i went up the wrong hill, and fell over on my side and somehow it was hard enough to cut off my arm. I was back in the present and there was going tobe this party in some house, on sort of a loft-thing on the top floor. You had to climb up this ladder to get to it, but the ladder was made out of white syran wrap. I could not get up it because i only had one arm, and i started thinking and felt like crap because i realized no girl will ever like me if i only have one arm. I will be lonely for my entire life. Well some kid felt sorry for me so he helped me up, but on my way up the ladder broke since it was made of syran wrap. Then it sort of fades and next thing you know i am walking into the party, and i have both my arms back. Everyone is surprised, and i told them that the doctor sewed it back on after all, because it was preserved in the ice on the ski slope. End.

[Hercuflea]

December 13, 2008 This dream sort of flip flops. I was in the garage, and gracie was backing up a truck in our driveway, but she kept hitting stuff. Then she finally got out the driveway and i was following her in my car. She couldnt really drive and she like ran into someone or something at this intersection. Then the dream turned into Simpsons-style animation and i realized i was dreaming but it faded out and i could get back in. I need to read up on DEILDs. Also at one point i was in this house, and there were like 5 other people in there and it was really shabby. I was driving down the road in my car, and the road sucked it was so bumpy and it was made of dirt, but it was a highway. I drove up this big hill, and was going to go down the other side but it was too hard to go through, so i just turned around and slid back down the hill. I cant really remember much of that dream/night