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Welcome! You have entered [DV Chat] at 6:45 pm
[] 6:45 pm: You're too far away
[] 6:45 pm: hey
[] 6:45 pm: Plus, I don't think I like em easy
[DV Chat]: has left at 6:45 pm
[] 6:45 pm: Makes me realize how positive I am
[] 6:45 pm: Too many people, I'll leave.
[] 6:45 pm: I'm only easy for you, DD
[] 6:45 pm: And how much of an attraction I get from the negatives...
Welcome! You have entered [badgers....bears......and BITCHES] at 6:46 pm
[] 6:46 pm: Ohi Seis
[Seismosaur] 6:46 pm: Daniel
[Seismosaur] 6:46 pm: You cumkwat
[Seismosaur] 6:46 pm: Join
[] 6:46 pm: Yessss?
[] 6:46 pm: No
[] 6:46 pm: Not today
[] 6:46 pm: Cumkwat??
[] 6:46 pm: Not this week
[] 6:46 pm: Not ever
[] 6:46 pm: Because I hate governing nations
[] 6:46 pm: *groovy pr0n riff starts*
[] 6:46 pm: It's Kumquat you fucking dumbass
[] 6:46 pm: I just like to bomb them.
[Seismosaur] 6:46 pm: FIne
[] 6:46 pm: =D
[Seismosaur] 6:46 pm: I'll just ban you on here, then
[] 6:46 pm: =P
[] 6:47 pm: I want to be a team of elite supersoldiers from space who comes to destroy the world.
[] 6:47 pm: fuckface
[Seismosaur] 6:47 pm: You idiot
[] 6:47 pm: bitchesss
[] 6:47 pm: badgers
[] 6:47 pm: Bye DD, talk to you later =) <3 <3
[badgers....bears......and BITCHES]: has left at 6:47 pm
[Seismosaur] 6:47 pm: That's not even close to what the RPG is even supposed to kind of be about!!
[] 6:47 pm: Wow, that was quite odd.
[] 6:47 pm: Your alt, DD?
[] 6:48 pm: What the eff...
[Seismosaur] 6:48 pm: lul
[] 6:48 pm: raises an eyebrow.
[Seismosaur] 6:48 pm: DD has a female alter ego
[] 6:48 pm: I do?
[Seismosaur] 6:48 pm: It's oay, DD
[Seismosaur] 6:48 pm: We know
[Seismosaur] 6:48 pm: You can't has womens
[] 6:48 pm: Riiight
[Seismosaur] 6:48 pm: But seriously
[Seismosaur] 6:48 pm: Making one up on an interweb forum for yourself?
[Seismosaur] 6:49 pm: THat's just SICK
[] 6:49 pm: "your eyes get smaller and smaller everytime you come back here"
[] 6:49 pm: ahahhahaaha
[] 6:49 pm: LOL Seis
[Seismosaur] 6:49 pm: Do you PM yourself erotic PMs, too?
[] 6:49 pm: What on earth are you speaking about.
[Seismosaur] 6:49 pm: Lul
[Seismosaur] 6:49 pm: DD cybers himself on DV
[Seismosaur] 6:49 pm: What a sad pattern of chemicals
[] 6:49 pm: HAHAHAH
[] 6:49 pm: yeah DD, geez, that's sounds like something someone only as desperate as me can do
[] 6:49 pm: Mmmm, no I don't do that. ;]
[] 6:50 pm: I don't see the need to even do something like that when I can please other people, who in turn please me back.
[Seismosaur] 6:50 pm: And he's a pathological liar
[] 6:50 pm: Yeah you do
[Seismosaur] 6:50 pm: Yea
[] 6:50 pm: We just saw it
[] 6:50 pm: One-man-party is boring.
[] 6:50 pm: Buwhahaha
[Seismosaur] 6:50 pm: Relatives don't count, DD
[] 6:50 pm: What did you just see?! xD
[] 6:50 pm: LOL Seis
[] 6:50 pm: BURN!!
[] 6:50 pm: HWFOOOOSH
[] 6:50 pm: Oh yes, you know. I please relatives who are either married, or not interested in people for that kind of stuff right now.
[] 6:51 pm: Mhm, must be the case...
[Seismosaur] 6:51 pm: Shut up
[] 6:51 pm: I am in a state of nirvana, Seis.
[Seismosaur] 6:51 pm: We all know you jack off to your sister
[] 6:51 pm: I need nothing.
[] 6:51 pm: LAWL
[Seismosaur] 6:51 pm: It's only too apparent
[] 6:51 pm: HAHAHAHA
[] 6:51 pm: Where do you get this stuff? The national enquirer?
[] 6:52 pm: Right alongside the page about batboy?
[] 6:52 pm: :p
[Seismosaur] 6:52 pm: Your attempts at satire and sarcasm are failing much in the way that an egg fails in a blender
[Seismosaur] 6:52 pm: i.e. all over the place
[badgers....bears......and BITCHES]: has left at 6:52 pm
[] 6:52 pm: Peel the shell first, darling. Then the soft and slippery yolk come out like nothing.
[] 6:52 pm: Where is your shell?
[] 6:52 pm: What are you hiding, Seis?
[] 6:53 pm: A defense is useless if you have nothing to protect.
[Seismosaur] 6:53 pm: Now you resort to nonsense, I see, he said, not expecting a REAL reply
[] 6:53 pm: I expect nothing.
[Seismosaur] 6:53 pm: More finger-flapping nonsense
[] 6:53 pm: To expect is to set yourself up for being displeased.
[] 6:53 pm: Expectations imply desires.
[] 6:53 pm: One cannot have desires if they are in nirvana.
[] 6:53 pm: Out of nirvana.
[Seismosaur] 6:53 pm: You went from neo-satirist to psuedo-guru
[] 6:53 pm: Around nirvana.
[Seismosaur] 6:54 pm: And you fail at both
[] 6:54 pm: Lul
[Seismosaur] 6:54 pm: clog a sink with your skull
[] 6:54 pm: Failure implies there is a goal
[] 6:54 pm: I have no goal
[] 6:54 pm: speaking of nirvana, i just bought two nirvana songs on itunes
[Seismosaur] 6:54 pm: There was a goal: To outword me
[] 6:54 pm: Your goals are but rivers on an ocean of lies.
[] 6:54 pm: Wooo, nice.
[Seismosaur] 6:54 pm: Which you did not do
[Seismosaur] 6:54 pm: So, hence, you failed
[] 6:54 pm: You expect me to try and outword you?
[] 6:54 pm: Why on earth would I do that.
[] 6:54 pm: What would that achieve.
[Seismosaur] 6:54 pm: Because
[Seismosaur] 6:54 pm: You are a weak fool
[] 6:55 pm: Weakness implies the desire to be strong.
[] 6:55 pm: Seismosaur. Think upon the infinite wisdom of the tree-elves and their habitats. The conspirational coincidences of this conundrum are confounding, are they not?
[] 6:55 pm: I have no limits, no qualities.
[Seismosaur] 6:55 pm: No
[Seismosaur] 6:55 pm: Weakness implies the relativeness to something stronger
[Seismosaur] 6:55 pm: i.e. me
[Seismosaur] 6:55 pm: Buy a dictionary and read it before you start making up definitions
[] 6:55 pm: Or you imagine yourself to be stronger in some twisted form of meglomania.
[Seismosaur] 6:55 pm: No
[Seismosaur] 6:55 pm: Braun has no meaning here
[] 6:56 pm: Brawn*
[] 6:56 pm: :}
[Seismosaur] 6:56 pm: Unless you count the ability to shoot a gun fairly well braun
[] 6:56 pm: Perhaps
[Seismosaur] 6:56 pm: No
[] 6:56 pm: Abilities are useless with a need to apply them.
[Seismosaur] 6:56 pm: Just you ability to thin. Before. You type.
[] 6:56 pm: Let go of the needs, and reunite with the cosmic nirvana.
[Seismosaur] 6:56 pm: You should try it sometime.
[] 6:56 pm: Then you see all from all perspectives.
[Seismosaur] 6:56 pm: Instead of reading phrases from a Buddhist handbook
[] 6:56 pm: It's quite magnificent to know what is not to be known.
[Seismosaur] 6:56 pm: In an attempt to seem intellectual
[] 6:57 pm: You feel giddy trying to conceal the information and not share it with another.
[] 6:57 pm: damn, i just thought of something...every time i buy a nirvana song, courtney love gets my money...
[Seismosaur] 6:57 pm: I feel giddy when I apply fricition to my ball sack
[] 6:57 pm: In some socio-emotional desire to share this plethora of wisdom with another person who will gain nother from it.
[] 6:57 pm: Perhaps.
[] 6:57 pm: That's why we don't buy them anymore, Mini.
[] 6:57 pm: gain nothing*
[] 6:57 pm: lol
[Seismosaur] 6:57 pm: I don't share wisdom
[Seismosaur] 6:57 pm: THat's cheap
[] 6:58 pm: Of course you don't
[Seismosaur] 6:58 pm: Anyone can tell you the basics to life
[] 6:58 pm: We're slowly starving her by getting them off Limewire (may she die a horrible death, that smelly bitch)
[] 6:58 pm: Because you have little to sell
[Seismosaur] 6:58 pm: Only a real guru can make you smile while hearing it
[] 6:58 pm: Therefore the demand is greater
[Seismosaur] 6:58 pm: Now. Get out.
[] 6:58 pm: And the price is greater
[Seismosaur] 6:58 pm: Fuck.
[Seismosaur] 6:58 pm: What the hell are you even talking about?
[] 6:58 pm: =]
[Seismosaur] 6:58 pm: You are a moron in a polo
[] 6:58 pm: Holy shit, I AM wearing a polo shirt. =D
[] 6:59 pm: You are genius, Seis.
[Seismosaur] 6:59 pm: I'll bet you wear a counterfeit pocket protector, too
[] 6:59 pm: What's there to protect?
[] 6:59 pm: I value nothing.
[Seismosaur] 6:59 pm: And you probably pretend to read Physics textbooks in school
[] 6:59 pm: I don't read
[] 6:59 pm: I contemplate
[Seismosaur] 6:59 pm: Exactly.
[Seismosaur] 6:59 pm: You don't read.
[Seismosaur] 6:59 pm: You don't do a lot of things
[] 6:59 pm: Plus, buying textbooks is expensive and pointless
[] 6:59 pm: That's true
[badgers....bears......and BITCHES]: has left at 6:59 pm
[Seismosaur] 7:00 pm: e.g. sex, think, type well, anunciate
[Seismosaur] 7:00 pm: THe list goes on and on
[] 7:00 pm: Same goes for you.
[] 7:00 pm: But this isn't a contest.
[] 7:00 pm: We all have our duties and desires.
[] 7:00 pm: gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!
[] 7:00 pm: Fulfill whichever you want and be at peace with another's priorities.
[] 7:00 pm: I don't fight.
[Seismosaur] 7:00 pm: How. Can you make a reference to a contest. If your imaginary results are a tie?
[Seismosaur] 7:00 pm: You, sir, are an idiot in geek attire
[] 7:00 pm: There is no need to make an enemy.
[Seismosaur] 7:01 pm: I wans't
[] 7:01 pm: You are observant. But you are trying to percieve that which is being distorted by the milky gaze of your corrputed mind's eye.
[Seismosaur] 7:01 pm: What implied me being an enemy to you?
[] 7:01 pm: Nothing.
[] 7:01 pm: Which is more than enough to define your antagonisms.
[Seismosaur] 7:01 pm: Your pitiful attempts a Mark75speak fail horrendusly
[Seismosaur] 7:02 pm: Go back to harassing young girls in IRC
[] 7:02 pm: I attempt nothing.
[] 7:02 pm: Lawl
[] 7:02 pm: I haven't been in IRC in ages!
[Seismosaur] 7:02 pm: Oh right
[] 7:02 pm: Maybe because I don't feel like going through the trouble of logging into it.
[Seismosaur] 7:02 pm: You've been busy cybering yourself
[] 7:02 pm: Bwhahah
[] 7:02 pm: Maybe I could distract you with joining your forum
[Seismosaur] 7:02 pm: Because not even a stupid 12 year old on the internet would fall for your stupidity
[] 7:02 pm: But that would be futile
[] 7:03 pm: I hate it when people fall for anything
[] 7:03 pm: Especially attempts to get people banned
[] 7:03 pm: =]
[Seismosaur] 7:03 pm: i.e. you
[] 7:03 pm: 0k, I've had it with these motherfucking snakes-
[Seismosaur] 7:03 pm: I mean
[] 7:03 pm: Lol tnemrot
[Seismosaur] 7:03 pm: You harassed Xox so much
[badgers....bears......and BITCHES]: has left at 7:03 pm
[Seismosaur] 7:03 pm: She went bananas
[] 7:03 pm: Huh? xD
[badgers....bears......and BITCHES]: has left at 7:03 pm
[Seismosaur] 7:03 pm: SOMoS had no choice but to ban you
[Seismosaur] 7:04 pm: No one went to your membership's funeral
[] 7:04 pm: I'm lost here
[] 7:04 pm: I've never been banned
[Seismosaur] 7:04 pm: I didn't even go and defile your grave
[] 7:04 pm: Plus, I don't harass people
[] 7:04 pm: Let alone Rabia. =]
[Seismosaur] 7:04 pm: No, you went straight to the Archive in the ground
[Seismosaur] 7:04 pm: You aren't very quick, but you're slow
[] 7:04 pm: I guess
[Seismosaur] 7:04 pm: I was foreshawdowing a chapter in DV
[] 7:05 pm: Interesting
[Seismosaur] 7:05 pm: A highly accurate foreshadowing
[] 7:05 pm: Is this in the first or second volume you're writing?
[Seismosaur] 7:05 pm: A sort of lapse in the story, you could say
[Seismosaur] 7:05 pm: It happends, next week
[] 7:05 pm: Maybe
[Seismosaur] 7:05 pm: You attack Xox in chat
[Seismosaur] 7:05 pm: You then flood her PM box
[] 7:06 pm: I did?
[Seismosaur] 7:06 pm: All using a Dupe account
[] 7:06 pm: I need some serious motivation for this.
[Seismosaur] 7:06 pm: Then, Xox reports you
[] 7:06 pm: Lulz will surely not be enough.
[Seismosaur] 7:06 pm: And both accounts are b&
[Seismosaur] 7:06 pm: You will fail, DD
[] 7:06 pm: I am not trying anything
[Seismosaur] 7:06 pm: Not you
[Seismosaur] 7:06 pm: Someone else
[] 7:06 pm: There's no way to fail when you're not doing anything that implies trying to win
[Seismosaur] 7:06 pm: Both of you will die for his acts, though
[] 7:06 pm: I really don't care about winning, either
[badgers....bears......and BITCHES]: has left at 7:06 pm
[] 7:06 pm: Um....okay...
[] 7:07 pm: :faint:
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: And then
[] 7:07 pm: Dude, you're getting weird on me.
[] 7:07 pm: Not the constant weirdness you always project.
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: And then, Hypernova will smile
[] 7:07 pm: But the freaky weird.
[] 7:07 pm: Like you're planning something really cool.
[] 7:07 pm: But it will appear cool to you.
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: And that smile will grind the gears of his Girlfriend
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: Who will dump him
[] 7:07 pm: LAWL
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: He will then become extremely depressed
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: And then
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: He will track you down
[] 7:07 pm: die?
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: And he will assault you
[] 7:07 pm: Oh, okay...
[Seismosaur] 7:07 pm: With a spork
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: And succes
[] 7:08 pm: Sounds lovely.
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: And you, DD
[] 7:08 pm: Should I give him my address?
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: You will die. IRL
[] 7:08 pm: =D
[] 7:08 pm: How awesome.
[] 7:08 pm: What the hell is goin' on here??
[] 7:08 pm: Then I can haunt people.
[] 7:08 pm: That'll be fun.
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: Not awesome
[] 7:08 pm: Nothing much, Ovlov.
[] 7:08 pm: You?
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: Your body will be thrown into a gutter and forgotten
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: Your family won't miss you
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: DV will continue along
[] 7:08 pm: We will all be forgotten.
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: Without you
[Seismosaur] 7:08 pm: Not me
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: I will never be forgotten
[] 7:09 pm: Um just trying to upload pics of me off my phone for myspace, because strangely I have no pics of myself on myspace. But I can't do it lost my usb cord
[] 7:09 pm: Ahhh yes...the constant flow of information and the order within the chaos will be divine.
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: Because I am not an idiot who flirts with all the females
[] 7:09 pm: Lol, okay.
[] 7:09 pm: Bwhahaha
[] 7:09 pm: I do that for fun, Seis.
[] 7:09 pm: =D
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: Sure you do
[] 7:09 pm: Aw, gay
[] 7:09 pm: I do.
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: You stalk girls on the internet
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: or sport
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: RIght
[] 7:09 pm: Um....sure...whatever...
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: You're even sicker than I thought
[] 7:09 pm: I enjoy flirting, they enjoy being flirted with.
[Seismosaur] 7:09 pm: And I thought you were pretty sick to start off with
[] 7:10 pm: Lol
[] 7:10 pm: :clap:
[] 7:10 pm: What a development.
[Seismosaur] 7:10 pm: Yes
[] 7:10 pm: this is still going on?
[] 7:10 pm: i just cleaned my car out
[] 7:10 pm: I gotta get in on this smart conversation.
[] 7:10 pm: Hahaha
[Seismosaur] 7:10 pm: I'm sure every girl just withes some hairy Romainian boy will talk to them on the internet
[Seismosaur] 7:10 pm: It really brightens their day
[] 7:10 pm: Perhaps.
[] 7:11 pm: But I'm not really hairy.
[] 7:11 pm: I seem rather boyish to some extent.
[] 7:11 pm: I find that the Pacific Rim economy is still a tad shaky for my tastes, couldn't invest in the...chinas.
[] 7:11 pm: At least my face is that way.
[] 7:11 pm: Lol Ovlov
[Seismosaur] 7:11 pm: Only the ones who are strapped to chairs because their brains are eggs
[] 7:11 pm: Haha
[Seismosaur] 7:11 pm: Whatever
[Seismosaur] 7:11 pm: You are a disgutsing pot of filth, etc
[] 7:11 pm: Shallow and pedantic.
[] 7:11 pm: At least I'm not a paper bag.
[] 7:12 pm: LOL Ovlov
[Seismosaur] 7:12 pm: You don't have my sympathy, btw
[] 7:12 pm: Anyone know what that means? If so please explain
[] 7:12 pm: Google it, buddy.
[] 7:12 pm: Great idea!
[Seismosaur] 7:12 pm: It means shut up and go away
[] 7:12 pm: I don't desire pity-parties.
[] 7:12 pm: No, speak.
[Seismosaur] 7:12 pm: Right
[Seismosaur] 7:12 pm: Because you were never invited to any of them
[] 7:12 pm: I love it when people exchange ideas and information.
[] 7:13 pm: It's magnificent.
[Seismosaur] 7:13 pm: So you convinced yourself you did not go because you did not want to
[] 7:13 pm: Maybe, maybe not.
[] 7:13 pm: Sure.
[Seismosaur] 7:13 pm: When in reality you actually really did want to go
[] 7:13 pm: They seem rather mellow.
[] 7:13 pm: And there's no sex.
[] 7:13 pm: Huh. Well I was all wrong, I'm the only one here that's shallow and pedantic.
[] 7:13 pm: But there is booze.
[] 7:13 pm: Which is not always that fun.
