Had an LD last night where at one point I found myself on a slightly raised walkway in a room and Dawn French (A UK comedienne) on the ground level...
DF - You've been tasting my poison sweets (candy)
Me - Eh? I haven't touched them...
DF - (Begins throwing sweets at me) You HAVE, you HAVE touched them!
Then a bit later she is trying to lead me somewhere and I suddenly remember reading on these forums about asking your DCs the best way to become lucid...
Me - Oh! Can you tell me the best way to become lucid?
DF - (Beckons me closer then in a conspiratorial whisper - ) Before you go to bed you need to sit down to pee and do it silently. No splashes or whistles, just a trickle...
Me - You know I just might try that.......
You probably had to be there :D