Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Ok... No dream character said this, but even so, I'll report it LOOL

I got really drunk last night and the bartender was already getting kind of freaked out everytime someone in my table would ask for another drink. So, in my dream, I was at a bar again... And there was like this new law written on a board at that bar which read "Be reluctant about selling drinks to wasted people" XD I was like "Oh! That's why the other bartender didn't want us to drink any more!!!"

Originally Posted by MrGrEmLiN

Ok... No dream character said this, but even so, I'll report it LOOL

I got really drunk last night and the bartender was already getting kind of freaked out everytime someone in my table would ask for another drink. So, in my dream, I was at a bar again... And there was like this new law written on a board at that bar which read "Be reluctant about selling drinks to wasted people" XD I was like "Oh! That's why the other bartender didn't want us to drink any more!!!"

Hehehehe. "Be reluctant." That's like Father Ted's and Dougal's picket signs which read "Careful now" and "Down with this sort of thing." Cookie and a hug for anyone who knows what I'm talking about.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Hehehehe. "Be reluctant." That's like Father Ted's and Dougal's picket signs which read "Careful now" and "Down with this sort of thing." Cookie and a hug for anyone who knows what I'm talking about.

father Ted, Father Dougal, and Father Jack and Ms. Doyle? From that old T.V. show? Father Ted or something?

Originally Posted by Brandon Heat

father Ted, Father Dougal, and Father Jack and Ms. Doyle? From that old T.V. show? Father Ted or something?

Yes! *gives cookie*

A pie for anyone who knows which episode. I may have to eat this pie myself.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Yes! *gives cookie*

A pie for anyone who knows which episode. I may have to eat this pie myself.

:Bro robs you of your pie delicasy: (He doesn't knoiw what you're talking about but urges you to keep bringing on the pie)

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Yes! *gives cookie*

A pie for anyone who knows which episode. I may have to eat this pie myself.

That pie is your's I don't remember which episode it is.

"You don't just play the drums, you beat the shit out of them. GRRH RAGGHH SHUT YER FUCKIN' PIEHOLE"

This one really stuck to me for years. I use it as a metaphor every once in a while. A Cupid said it to me in a vivid dream, when I was trying to fly. "Don't worry, everyone gets their wings sometime."

Originally Posted by Eli Spade

"You don't just play the drums, you beat the shit out of them. GRRH RAGGHH SHUT YER FUCKIN' PIEHOLE"

This one really stuck to me for years. I use it as a metaphor every once in a while. A Cupid said it to me in a vivid dream, when I was trying to fly. "Don't worry, everyone gets their wings sometime."

Aww. The second one is really sweet!

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Aww. The second one is really sweet!

Or sarcastic...

I spent half an hour looking for that episode last night. I never found it, but dammit, I want that pie!

Originally Posted by Eli Spade

This one really stuck to me for years. I use it as a metaphor every once in a while. A Cupid said it to me in a vivid dream, when I was trying to fly. "Don't worry, everyone gets their wings sometime."

That's a lovely thought but it also reminds me of a Red Bull commercial.

It didn't remind me of a Red Bull commercial, until you just said that.

Thanks.

Originally Posted by Truffles

I spent half an hour looking for that episode last night. I never found it, but dammit, I want that pie!

Ohhhh so that's what you were talking about in chat!! Hehe sorry Truffles. Well bro ate that pie, but that's okay because it was poisoned. Here's a brand new, not poisoned pie.

*gives pie*

If you really want I'll find the episode for ya. Convert you to Father Ted.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Ohhhh so that's what you were talking about in chat!! Hehe sorry Truffles. Well bro ate that pie, but that's okay because it was poisoned. Here's a brand new, not poisoned pie.

*gives pie*

If you really want I'll find the episode for ya. Convert you to Father Ted.

Haha, thanks Mes

*hugs Mes*

By the way, can I call you Mezzy? It's a cute name for you, lol. You don't have to find the episode haha, I just wanted the pie :p

Of course you can.

Okay I promise to stop posting off topic posts here. Sorryyyyy. *runs away*

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Of course you can.

Okay I promise to stop posting off topic posts here. Sorryyyyy. *runs away*

Haha sweet, Mezzy

Good idea, lol. Wouldn't want to get in trouble

To get back on topic , in my dream I had just become lucid, and was walking down a street lined with booths with people selling things. I came to a coffee booth and decided to get a latte. I went up to the proprietor and asked for a latte, and she glances at another customer and then says to me,
"oh, you can't get a latte here, but you can have a cup of coffee, and add
as much cream from this (holds up a dixie cup) as you can fit in it!" I woke up amused that in a coffee shop in my own lucid dream I can't even get what I want!

My dad: "I'm disappointed with this universe... I expected some better music."


I rarely laugh out laud. That one makes me

Originally Posted by Ronoh

To get back on topic , in my dream I had just become lucid, and was walking down a street lined with booths with people selling things. I came to a coffee booth and decided to get a latte. I went up to the proprietor and asked for a latte, and she glances at another customer and then says to me,
"oh, you can't get a latte here, but you can have a cup of coffee, and add
as much cream from this (holds up a dixie cup) as you can fit in it!" I woke up amused that in a coffee shop in my own lucid dream I can't even get what I want!

LOOOL Just like me, once I wanted to drink in a dream and the bartender asked for my home phone number to call my mom! XD

Originally Posted by MrGrEmLiN

LOOOL Just like me, once I wanted to drink in a dream and the bartender asked for my home phone number to call my mom! XD

Haha, that's too funny, what's up with these DCs anyway? They think they're running the show??

Haha brilliant thread!

That reminds me, just as I was falling asleep last night I heard something quite weird.

Random voice (sounding quite alarmed): "Thirty young ladies made burnt toast!"
I sat bolt upright.

It might mean something, but its far too cryptic for me :p

So I was playing hide and go seek in the dark with my friends (which is actually quite fun to do ) and a bunch of random guys line up on a set of steps and start chanting: "Y-N-D-K! Y-N-D-K!"

My friend Ryne comes up to me and goes:
Ryne: "Do you know what that means?"
Me: "They want me to poledance?!?!?"
Ryne: "Nooooooo, silly. IT'S THE ALPHABET!"

Originally Posted by QwinsepiaSquared

Me: "They want me to poledance?!?!?"
Ryne: "Nooooooo, silly. IT'S THE ALPHABET!"

LOOOOL Your head is probably making fun of you for some reason...

My friend Ryne comes up to me and goes:
Ryne: "Do you know what that means?"
Me: "They want me to poledance?!?!?"
Ryne: "Nooooooo, silly. IT'S THE ALPHABET!"

Haha, I wonder what makes dream dialogue so strange.