Tonight I had this odd dream about rehearsing some kind of musical with my friend's sister and some people I don't think I know. I think I wasn't really supposed to be in the musical, but the guy playing my role wasn't there so I was substituting him. The musical starts off with everyone singing about how Santas come in many different colors. Then one of the Santas (there were two: one in a black costume, another one in a red one) sang:
"One time when Santa went to the bathroom he took all the stars with him."
My line is next, but I've forgotten what it was so I improvised and ended up singing:
" 'Cause Santa needs to shit, too."
It was hard not to laugh when I woke up and remembered that line. My dream was in Finnish, though, and it sounded funnier in that language.