I ask a DC what the TotM is. He replies, "Plug in a Christmas tree? Eat some sour cream? I don't know!"
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I ask a DC what the TotM is. He replies, "Plug in a Christmas tree? Eat some sour cream? I don't know!"
I had a dream where my cousin said something about "my first balloon circulation", and so I asked her what that was, and she just gave me like look that said "kid, I can't even believe you don't know what a balloon circulation is" and then she just walked away. What gives?! :confused:
"The great thing about Batman is that he is both good and evil."
I looove dream names!
+ return to entrance to beach area, thers one girl sitting in that area who seems a bit leery of me, another girl comes by, turns, and moves to leave, I'm waiting for her to come to me herself but it looks like she won't, so I reach out with my right arm and hook it around her as she moves away to the right, and pull her (she doesn't resist) right up onto my lap/right leg. I ask her her name and look directly into her eyes, she's really cute. "I'm Wershel" she answers, "Wershel!?" I say, and she says "I'm not supposed to give you any confessions," she was warned against me? She seems tentative but is sitting calmly, her face is so close to mine that I can smell her breath, and …
-my wife wakes me up! No, my beloved Wershel! Wershel! AAAAARGH!
Long time ago I asked a dream character their name and she responded with 5 names. I managed to pick up "Sophia" somewhere and then asked her for her first name and she tells me it's "Truckie" along with something else I couldn't remember. I then asked her friend that was with her and she said her name was "Celliemichelleshelly" haha.
I receive a phone call from a secretary at work who says in her gargle with whiskey and cigarette ash voice "I told you not to post anything about the judo conspiracy."
There's a guy lying on the floor, his legs are pulled up to his head, and he's flopping around like a fish.
I turn to the DC next to me. "Is he doing an impression of a fish?"
"No, he just has his butt stuck to his face."
After directing a DC Girl's hands towards my private part she says "can you sext me your sausage?".
I was watching some DCs talking to each other and this older woman asks a transvestite very politely: "So, do you want me to slice your dick open?"
I was somehow lost in a suburban , there was two parts , the one where was jews and the one where was muslims
I was just found out my way to a bus stop so I can go home
but on the street I met with a muslim guy with rasta hair and beard
He said these
"How did you meet with this idiot? he's so stupid uh...
"One time I heard the jew speaking with his wife , he asked if she loves him ,then she said that she loves him as much as she loves her wristwatch,then he asked if the wristwach is so expensive , then she said "No, your wristwatch is a shit". "
"This guy is ass-stupid"
In another case I was walking with people on a train road, no train came ,and then we seen a festival, it seemed to be military, there were soldiers
There were two british girls ,I asked whats going on , are these are soldiers.
"No, they are pornstars and this is a festival to promote pornhub"
I was like waaaaaaaaaaat.
Red: DC
Green: Me.
Blue: Reading a note from my DC.
I remember one of my DC who I was sleeping with, left me a note, saying: Fletch has left the building.
Another time my Dream Character At the hotel. I went to the desk clerk and he recognized me. He flirted with me, saying, "Is it hot in here? Hey I forgot my sense of self respect, would you like to come home with me?" I just rolled my eyes at him.
I said, "I don't date strange men"
I gave him a card to swipe and explained that I had been in room number 811 for the last 2 nights but was not checked in. He smiled and said, "you are now set up for room 811, just follow me, please? You don't date strange men? That's What your problem is beautiful."
I remember retorted sharply with, "Why don't you try it?" He was shocked. I'm in a serious relationship now.
He wanted to show me to my room personally. Seemed normal in my dream. Some guy behind me grew impatient and asked rudely if he could get special treatment too. The desk clerk just ignored him like he was nobody.
Then there was a dream where I was in some place like Indonesia or something like that for example: We were being attacked by the foreign enemy. I remember Bombs were going off and we where under heavy gun fire. I remember one point some enemy soldier trying to invade our tent. He was one of those people that you can see the light was on but, no one was home. The Libyan enemy soldier, I remember he was very short, fat and looked like a grease ball. At one point, he chase me but, I was able to kill him with my mind. I made him explode with my mind-power which by the way, It seem so natural to me. Right before he died, I could hear him say, "uh-oh!"and then BOOM!Yippee-ki-yay. Au revoir, Loser'. You lose.
I was in front of my workplace which I really liked. It was located in a forest and for some reason I took of my clothes. I didn´t get seen, but I could hear someone coughing nearby. To explain my sudden lack of wears I shouted: “I needed to put on my sweat drenched T-shirt to cool down my fever, my pullover to warm me up again and my coat to get healthy again.”
Later I couldn´t find my workplace anymore. I was in an office from the same company and looked for someone who I could ask where it is. I found the manager of the company and begged her: „Mistress, where would you send those who have committed the greatest sin in religion?” Apparently I originally got my job as punishment for the ‘greatest sin in religion’ and wanted to receive it again.
1.) I remember one of my DC in one of my dream saying, "Double the pleasure". He was drunk too and he was hitting on one little ol' me, in my dream.
2.) Another dream, I was investigating someone, a murder and I uncovered a lot of interesting information about what was going on and who was involved. I was following a very promising lead. I remember that I was wearing my "Planet Hollywood" baseball cap that I got at the "Las Vegas Planet Hollywood Hotel" and that I was undercover. I remember I was in a dark hallway like you would see in a movie theater. I was just going to leave when I saw a flashlight turn on and then Blank.... I was dead. They killed me because I found out about their dirty little secrets.. I remember that I was on a white bus with other people who had died. we where all wearing white and I remember saying, "Where am I? This must be some kind of mistake? The other people on the bus said, "No!! You are definitely D.O.D and you are going to Heaven.
Some annoying official was blocking us saying my wife needed to translate some document, I asked how long that would take and she said something like:
"If you applied in 2007 from the state of Michigan, it would just be ready now."
A friend is taking my side in a dispute I am having with my wife he says "I will vote her down, and to show how mad I am, I will vote against her again!"
I remember one of my DC singing: ♪♫"The hills are alive with the sound mucus!!" ♪♫
Though I was non-lucid, I was buying something in a dream and decided to leave it because I didn't have enough money. The cashier rudely replied with,
"It's people like you who'll bring back the pennies."
Third dream in this DJ entry.
I became lucid when I realized I was a nun in blue robes, and I had just been watching a show in real life that had nuns like that. So I decided to fly around. There were other nuns and priests around, and I flew above them, hoping they'd be all "Oh look, it's a flying nun!" But instead they said "Oh look, it's a flying walnut!"
Whuck.
I was standing with a bunch of people, and we were trying to come up with a funny name for something, because I had told one of the people there that in a dream I'd had (which I hadn't really had) she had said some funny name. A guy ran up and said, "There's some pain over there," because one of the other guys in our group liked to see pain. I asked where, because I wanted to go and help the person. I went over and found a girl stuck on a climbing net sort of thing, something you may find on a playground, and I said to her, "On a scale of one to ten, how much pain are you in?" She replied, "Cheese," calmly and obviously in a mood to want to be silly. I called back to the guy, "See, she's not even on the scale!"
A bit later, I was helping Allison Mack (actress, Chloe Sullivan on Smallville) because the guy she liked, or her boyfriend, was in a truck and he needed help to get out. He was really angry, yelling random stuff. He was then sitting on a seat and Allison was standing behind him, and she said to me, "Don't touch him. He's belligerent." "What does that mean?" I asked. "It means he's angry and mean," she told me. Then she said, more quietly, "Belligerent's not a real word. Someone made it up." I was like, "Well, it's in the dictionary, now."
Football Announcer: "Uh-Oh, looks like that's an illegal anti-gravity ball. Minus 20 points! And *some player* to the time-out square for you!"
Grandmother: "*duck quack*! who are you people!?" (to me and my DG)
The DC was not feeling too well. He had a slight concussion after getting stuck in a tornado and hitting a building. It was like watching a cartoon. He was talking to himself. I remember he said, quote, "Yeah! The world is SPINNING! Oh, good one, Stanly! Just because you're dizzy, doesn't mean you have to take me for a spin!!!! Alright, world!! ARE you going to stop twirling around?? or Do I have to get tough???!
I remember Laughing at him. :laughhard:
A random guest at some party being thrown for me hugged me and told me, about her daughter, "She once held a baby in Canada who said 'luh' and she wants to find her."
Raven:Block the sun! Burgshplpuburgshplpuburgshplpu. Hmmm...magic!
Had a dream that I was in an empty room and of my DC, a kid who looked like a younger version of Steve Burton and he said, "Is there a Dream View t-shirt here?" The shirts just appeared. :)