No! No! No! No! Not A Freaking Remake!
*sigh*.
http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images...dor-scene1.jpg
It's being remade.
By this guy.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph...8-_655878a.jpg
to feature this guy
http://blog.beliefnet.com/moviemom/i..._smith__1_.jpg
For people who don't like pictures: The Korean masterpiece "Oldboy" is being remade by Stephen Spielberg to feature Will Smith.
Seriously. How can this fucking happen. I cannot see Will Smith
A) Cutting out his tongue
B) Eating a live squid
C) Not mentioned for spoiler's sake, but if you've seen the film, you know what i'm talking about. It's sexual.
Anyway... fuck it.