EY!!!!!! Just because i hunt rats doesnt mean i should be discriminated against!!!!
CRIKEY!!!!! look et that!!!!! The most numerous creature on the planet!!! A bush hater!! Its EXTREEEEEMELY dangerus. Now ye caint use reason with these things. You gotta sneeeeek in, reeeel quiet and BASH EM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Now ye can tell a bush hater from faaaar away. The horns on the head are a dead give-away. But if its at night, and ye caint see them, you will be able to hear their nonsence from miiiiiles away. If aproached, dont try to ward it off with reasonable arguments. This will just agitate da creecha, and heel LASH out at ya. They\'re quick little buggaz, and they\'ll sramble your brain with lies in a SPLIT second. BAM!!!!Ya just gotta curl up in a ball and play dead. After a while, heel get bord and go back to his cave. Naw if ye stumble into one of these caves, get out immediately!!! If you spend to much time there, the crack cocane smoke wull overcome ya. In this smoke is a deadly viirus, which will make you like them. Its a nasty way to die, and ye shud always carry anti venom with ya. The anti venom can easily be made at home, using a simple mixture of truth and logic. Currently, government officials from ALL over the wurld are finding a solution to this problem. If their populashion gets any larger, a nuclear holocaust will occur. Now if you want to take thingz into ye own handz, they can easily be defeated if you throw a crack pipe on the ground. Once they go for the pipe, you gotta BASH EM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! Preferibly with an American flag. So, i hope this helps you survive in Holland. Its a nasty hell-hole, with all sortz or dangerus creachaz. Just remember your anti-venom, and you\'ll du just fine.
hehe, shark. We really shouldnt be making fun of Steve Erwin yet.