Yet another sign of a world gone stupid *sigh* It's when they start adding internet words to the real dictionary that you know that a language is slowly dying.

Two new additions for the 2008 dictionary:

Quote Originally Posted by New York Times
FTW - interj.
For The Win. A bragging exclamation of approval, as in "K-Fed got the kids FTW," or "I was able to open the file with Photoshop. FTW!!!" Originally part of the patter of the game show "Hollywood Squares" and later found in online games like World of Warcraft. Now largely used ironically and sarcastically.

lolcat - n.
On the Internet, an odd or funny picture of a cat given a humorous and intentionally ungrammatical caption in large block letters. Originally called a cat macro.
Though I, for one, will make sure to incorporate these into every english paper I ever write from this point forward.