I figured I'd give self hypnosis a shot. I started by closing my eyes, and shutting out all external sounds/sensations. I then paid close attention to the visuals I had while I was laying there. Soon entire images flowed vividly. It was weird, in that if I didn't concentrate, what I saw was basically a muddy windshield. Once I started concentrating more and more, the wipers (sort of) cleaned off the mud and I could see the visual.

I totally conked out and hit dreamland instantly. I dreamed I was drunk (and felt very drunk in the dream), and was late to work. I picked up my cellphone to call my boss while I was wandering aimlessly around the campus. My phone was in a garbled form of Dutch and I couldn't read the menus. I kept digging looking for a word resembling "home" or "house" or "mom" or "dad" but found only weird letters etc. I finally figured out it was my friend's phone, who lives 200 miles from me.

Then all the sudden I felt like I was being tossed around a river, floating upside down etc. I woke up, 20 minutes after I had laid down, completely confused, didn't know what day it was, what time it was, what I was supposed to be doing.

Crazy stuff...