So background story for this night, my friend and I are studying for spring class final exams. For the past week we've been waking up at 8am, drinking coffee all day, and studying through the night.

The plan was the usual but we played "coffee pong" at like 7pm to get hype for studying so there was no way we were ever going to fall asleep. My friend offered me sleeping pills.

At some point in the day we also went to meijer and bought cookie crisp on sale 3 for 5.

I fell asleep around midnight and slept like a rock. In my dream I had a false awakening. I checked my phone and it was 8:30am. I called my friend because I was too lazy to walk to his room and see if he was awake. This girl we know answered the phone and said she slept in his room last night. I was happy for him cause shes cool and we'd all like to see them get together.

When I finally got out of my bed I walked out and found that she cleaned our whole house. SWEEEeeEEEEeeeTTT. I walked into the kitchen and found all her friends making breakfast, like a morning party or something. This kept getting sweeter and sweeter. Since its the first thing to do when I wake up, I reached for my cereal to discover something horrible...

There was ONLY 2 boxes of cookie crisp that I just bought yesterday. I yelled at the crowd of idiots in the kitchen that I once thought were my friends, "HEY, WHO ATE MY BOX OF COOKIE CRISP!"

Nobody answered

"I CAN'T MAKE THE CHIP BOT UNLESS I HAVE 3 BOXES OF COOKIE CRISP"

One of my good friends heard my distress and started helping me yell at people, "HEY A$$HOLES, WHO ATE HIS COOKIE CRISP, NOW HE CANT MAKE THE CHIP BOT!"

It was like a 7 year olds nightmare. I was so pissed...