Taking Bizarre Drugs in Dreams

[horsebucket]

Seeing as my logic is nowhere to be found in dreams I've done all sorts of weird drugs in dreams that seemed perfectly logical at the time but if I did it in real life I'd be thrown in the nuthouse. List all the weird drugs you've done in dreams. 1.) Snail joint - Just last night I dreamt I smoked a snail in a joint. I rolled up this big joint but instead of putting weed in it I put dirt and a snail in it. Tasted disgusting needless to say. 2.) PHP - A while ago I dreamt I was smoking this new drug called PHP. Yeah the programming language. 3.) Kryptonite - I was in this horror type dream where gangs of bikers took over the world and I went to buy some speed off the bikers but they didn't have any speed they only had this drug called kryptonite. I bought some and it was green and it glowed like kyptonite from Super Man. 4.) Reindeer piss - I was on holidays in Siberia and there were reindeers eating magic mushrooms so I got the great idea to gather some reindeer piss in a bucket and drink it. They actually do that in real life in Siberia. 5.) Weedkiller - My friend was shooting up weedkiller and he convinced me to give it a shot too. I'd never done an injection before and I started bleeding like mad. Was more of a nightmare than a dream. 6.) Plastic - In a dream I decided to smoke some black plastic for some reason and discovered it had the same effects as crack. I started selling it. Thats all I can think of off the top of my head but I'm pretty sure I've done more weird things to get high in dreams.

[journeyer]

Seeing as my logic is nowhere to be found in dreams I've done all sorts of weird drugs in dreams that seemed perfectly logical at the time but if I did it in real life I'd be thrown in the nuthouse. List all the weird drugs you've done in dreams. 1.) Snail joint - Just last night I dreamt I smoked a snail in a joint. I rolled up this big joint but instead of putting weed in it I put dirt and a snail in it. Tasted disgusting needless to say. 2.) PHP - A while ago I dreamt I was smoking this new drug called PHP. Yeah the programming language. 3.) Kryptonite - I was in this horror type dream where gangs of bikers took over the world and I went to buy some speed off the bikers but they didn't have any speed they only had this drug called kryptonite. I bought some and it was green and it glowed like kyptonite from Super Man. 4.) Reindeer piss - I was on holidays in Siberia and there were reindeers eating magic mushrooms so I got the great idea to gather some reindeer piss in a bucket and drink it. They actually do that in real life in Siberia. 5.) Weedkiller - My friend was shooting up weedkiller and he convinced me to give it a shot too. I'd never done an injection before and I started bleeding like mad. Was more of a nightmare than a dream. 6.) Plastic - In a dream I decided to smoke some black plastic for some reason and discovered it had the same effects as crack. I started selling it. Thats all I can think of off the top of my head but I'm pretty sure I've done more weird things to get high in dreams. Dude, that has to be the most messed up thing I have ever read on the internet. I am not in any mood to laugh at all, and reading that made beer come out my nose. I have to tell you though, if that is your real picture, horsebucket, lol, I am seriously concerned for you. You have to stop doing all these weird drugs in your dreams, it is messing you up really bad, I think I have to call for an intervention here...

[Yosemine]

This is one of the funniest things I've read on this site; thanks for the laughs. Bikers taking over the world was good enough, and then they sell you "Kryptonite?" Damn. And where on Earth did you get the idea to smoke a snail, plastic, or drink reindeer piss? Once again, damn. The only drug I've encountered in a dream was called "VILD" (like the LD type) which would heighten your awareness and was a powder that you'd mix in Jello. Nothing like yours.

[european son]

I dig the php thing. you just walk around and EVERYTHING'S code.

[Baronvonbadguy]

"I started selling it." Because even dream currency is worth more than the USD.

[mfratt]

LMAO. I want to smoke some programming languages too. Maaaan. Dis shit is C-Plus-Plus!

[Universal Mind]

Seeing as my logic is nowhere to be found in dreams I've done all sorts of weird drugs in dreams that seemed perfectly logical at the time but if I did it in real life I'd be thrown in the nuthouse. List all the weird drugs you've done in dreams. it was green and it glowed Coming across this thread almost knocked me out of my chair. My latest lucid dream project is to come up with bizarre drugs that don't exist and to do them in dreams. One of the dream drugs I have invented is what I call the green glow joint. One hit of it will cause me to experience a major trip plus quickly changing images plus time travel plus nirvana. I have not smoked it yet, but it is at the top of my list of lucid dream things to do.