(This actually happened)
Hmmmm, today has been.........interesting.

I was at my friends house, we were all out by the pool I was in the water with my other friend andrew. Jonathan and Trey were playing darts.(The kind with the long sharp points) When I start messing wit Jonathan and splashing water on him and stuff. He turns around and kinda makes a motion like he's gonna throw one of the darts at me ya know. So i'm like , Yea right, like he's really gonna throw a razor sharp dart at me.(BIG mistake right there) So I splash him one more time. All of the sudden he winds up and chunks the dart at me. It nailed me in the neck about 1 1/2 inches to the left of my windpipe. The first thought through my mind was, WHOA! I've got a dart in my neck!! I peirced my neck and went about an inch deep(the entire tip) But then I tryed and pulled it out and that, was a bit unpleasant. But all in all I consider myself lucky. 1/2 an inch And i'd be in the hospital with a punctured wind pipe, or worse. that about it,

Btw, its a bad idea to tease someone thats has sharp darts in their hand.