Thread: Weirdest Dream Action/Event

I've recently had a dream where something just so Odd popped up that I actually made me laugh and that got me to thinking. What is the Weirdest Thing that you have ever seen or had happen to you in a dream?

Since I started the thread I'll go first.

Last Night I dreamed I was in a Ball room in a Zombie Infested City. I was looking out of a window at a Field that was scattered with the Undead. A moment later Someone Behind me turned on an old Phonograph and it started to play waltzing music. I turned around and didn't see how did it. As I turned back to look at the Zombies I saw that they were dancing with each other. Around this point I work, but not without a smile on my face from the absurd scene

Hey, good question! Personally, even though I;ve only been remembering my dreams for a little over three weeks, I've had some real crazy ones. It seems my dreams are all either absolutely crazy, or absolutely mundane. I think my subconscious may have a split personality... anyways, here's a couple of the craziest ones:

I'm visiting a "fish museum" which is about half a kilometer underground in some sort of bunker. I'm pushing a shopping trolley. In one room, there's one exhibit titled "what a fish feels like". There's four holes in the wall that you're meant to put your hands through, and in three of them are various rubber fish, all icky and slimy. In the fourth hole, the leftmost one, is a moose. Above that hole is a sign which says something to the effect of: "This is not a fish, it's a moose". I have no idea what a moose is doing in a fish museum, and remember being quite confused. For that matter, I didn't know, and still don't what the hell I was doing in a fish museum. I don't even like fish!

I'm in the house of Mao-Tse-Tung in a mountain range somewhere. Mao-Tse-tung has a gay crush on me, and follows me everywhere. From nowhere come two giant disco balls with rotating razor-blades, hovering around cutting through walls and trying to kill us. Mao seems not to notice, for some reason. Also, later, a helicopter starts circling the house, and it has a heat-seeking gatling gun that can fire through walls. The oddest thing about this dream is that, even though I know I should be scared, I'm giggling throughout the whole thing. I think it was the disco balls...

Actually, I have an experience that was similar to Fetish's in the sense that mine was in a zombie dream....

Well, what happened was I was having my typical zombie dream: Zombies start appearing in the graveyard across the street and start freaking out, because I am so totally afraid. My father starts going on and on about how neat the occurance is (this happens in almost all of my zombie dreams, oddly enough). Anyway, someone comes over and negotiates a weird deal that basically said that if our family sold our house, they would get rid of the graveyard across the road ( which makes no sense). Suddenly, the road in front of our house is filled with traffic. Every car opens it's door and puts a for sale sign in our front lawn. There end up being like a thousand for sale signs there in the end. When the cars leave, I look into the graveyard and there is still one zombie standing. Dramatically, it gets squished by a stream roller.

Tell me that isn't weird....

Heh. Well, in this one, some guys were getting blown up by some futuristic soldiers, and everybody kept walking even the ones getting blown up. Poor DC's

I have too many weird-ass dreams to list. I think that's why I can have DILDs so easily, but I rarely have a dream that could happen in real life.

Originally posted by Burns
I have too many weird-ass dreams to list. I think that's why I can have DILDs so easily, but I rarely have a dream that could happen in real life.

Most of mine are somewhat probable, with just some weird things in it.

i'm lying on my bed, some girl beside me, were watching TV... then suddenly, the door burst open and this old woman cleaner comes in with a cleaning-stick (god, i forgot the word), knocking me and her to the ground... then she was like: "now i've got you distracted, didn't i?"


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I had one where i was in a continent that was in a war with another continent and there was a third small one that was neutral. Basicly we werent very advanced in technology but the neutral continent was very skilled. The enemy continent wasnt skilled at technology either. basicly the neutral continent sent 2 mercenaries to help us with the war.

I've been playing Star Ocean: Till the End of Time too much

@ CryoDragon and The Blue Meanie


ROFLMAO!!! They are the 2 most hilarious dreams ive ever heard (the blue meanie im referring to your first one) they made me laugh out loud so hard hehheeeeee

Meanie reminded me of one of my screwed up ones. My bro and I are at some pond, and we go towards it. Suddenly, some huge shark jumps out and almost eats me. We back up, and we're all freaked out. It pops out again, and we realize it's actually a whale with only a couple teeth left, wearing a shark mask. We walk away, and then barricade ourselves in a house. Apparently there's a mass murdering fish on the loose, and everyone's terrified. We hear something at our door, sprint to our garage, and speed off in fear of the fish. At the end of our dream, I see some guy named Mustafa in a limo, driving alongside a cliff. The fish appears, throws a ninja star at the tire, and the limo plummets off the cliff.

Ok, one of my weirdest dreams(not including nightmares) was when I was sititng in choir class, and my teacher knelt down in front of my chair and started singing the song Things I'll Never Say by Avril Lavigne. I woke up feeling SO creeped out! I don't even like him that much!

Not weird as in content, but rather my own actions and state of mind.

Ok so i'm in a dream, sitting in my room on the computer when suddenly i think that perhaps i'm dreaming. So i decide to do some reality checks to test this out. I look at the computer screen to see if i can make out any of the writing or anything. The computer screen is all hazy and black and i can't see a thing.... ok nothing there. What about pushing a wall? So i get up and walk over to the wall and push my hands into it. The wall starts to bend against the pressure of my hands.... well that's normal, i guess i'm not dreaming.

I couldn't believe it when i woke up. I had at least two CLEAR signs that i was dreaming, and yet i completely failed to fathom that i was dreaming. Despite the fact that i was able to bend walls.

I'm hearing the whole 'why the hell didn't I realise I was dreaming?' thing. It's happened thousands of times but a couple of recent ones:

Three nights ago I watched a small cuddly purple dragon feeding at a bird table without batting an eyelid. When it took off it morphed into a crow and then an eagle before reassuming its original cuddly dragon form in the sky...

Last night I sat on a bench with three dogs drinking beer and chatting about stuff. The one next to me was an Airedale terrier and a really nice bloke....

Strangely I never seem to acheive lucidity in the midst of the bizarre. I'll usually just be walking along a plain old road and just think 'ah! I'm lucid' for no apparent reason.