Any sleepwalkers around? Come come, share your stories.

For most of my life, I've been known to sleepwalk. Supposedly at least 1% of all people have this sleep disorder, but I feel that mine is particuarly interesting.

For instance, I usually walk around my house in disorientated scenarios such as looking for someone that I know in full consciousness to be nowhere near me, etc. However, the interesting part is that I remember doing it very clearly in my memory upon waking, and I can communicate well while in this state. I will talk to other people (who are actually there, mind you), and respond coherently to their questions.

In some rare and frightening occasions, I will get into a violent fight with a monster or robbers and such, and then wake up swinging my fists or rolling on the ground for nothing. One time I thought I was getting strangled (probably induced by my hand laying over my neck while I slept), and I jumped off my bed and got into a struggle with an imaginary assailant, and ended up with rug-burns and cuts all over me.

Speaking of semi-consciousness, I have a question.

Sometimes, about every two monthes or so, I will have a very vivid hallucination while sleepyish-awake. They always happen while I'm in my bed. I'll wake up in the middle of the night or it will happen soon before I go to sleep. Most of the time it is voices. They are loud, and say things usually incomprehensible, and usually after a few seconds I realize that there isn't somebody in my room and I settle down. Sometimes they are accompanied with faint images of ghost-like wisps flashing in the corner of my eye, only to disapear when I look. Anybody else get these? Are they just tricks of hypnagogic imagery?

I must be the king of sleep disorders, ha, I got it all. Insomnia, hallucinations, sleepwalking, sleeptalking, and my strange jumpy eyes that roll around in their sockets.