I had an LD the other night where I dreamt I was being attacked by two giant marshmallows, which were trying to suffocate me. My only way out was to eat them..
When I woke up, my pillows had gone!
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I had an LD the other night where I dreamt I was being attacked by two giant marshmallows, which were trying to suffocate me. My only way out was to eat them..
When I woke up, my pillows had gone!
Wtf?
I remember a Laural and Hardy once where Ollie got mad at Stan for falling asleep while he was supposed to be keeping watch for something. Frustrated, Stan said
"Well, I dreamed I was awake. But I woke up and found myself asleep!"
Heh. Very good.
An englishman, a scotsman, and an LDer find themselves in the middle of nowhere with nowhere to sleep. In the dark of the night, they come upon a pigsty, and the englishman offers to check it out. He goes in, but 10 seconds later he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the scotsman offers to check it out, and goes in, but 5 seconds later, he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the LDer offers to check it out. He goes in, but 1 second later, all the pigs rush out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!"
LOL Good joke i will use it and replace LDer with something else :p
good stuff guys
reality
hahahahahahaha
hahahaa thats funny but whats that got to do with LDers???Quote:
Originally Posted by Oneiro
Well.. unless that pigs from where you live talk....Quote:
Originally Posted by SEBSTER
unless hes a crackheadQuote:
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