Lucid jokes.

**Oneiro** · 06-06-2007 02:07 PM

I had an LD the other night where I dreamt I was being attacked by two giant marshmallows, which were trying to suffocate me. My only way out was to eat them..

When I woke up, my pillows had gone!

**Sornaensis** · 06-06-2007 02:32 PM

Wtf?

**skysaw** · 06-06-2007 02:41 PM

I remember a Laural and Hardy once where Ollie got mad at Stan for falling asleep while he was supposed to be keeping watch for something. Frustrated, Stan said

"Well, I dreamed I was awake. But I woke up and found myself asleep!"

**Oneiro** · 06-06-2007 04:09 PM

Heh. Very good.

An englishman, a scotsman, and an LDer find themselves in the middle of nowhere with nowhere to sleep. In the dark of the night, they come upon a pigsty, and the englishman offers to check it out. He goes in, but 10 seconds later he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the scotsman offers to check it out, and goes in, but 5 seconds later, he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the LDer offers to check it out. He goes in, but 1 second later, all the pigs rush out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!"

**Vall3y** · 06-06-2007 05:15 PM

LOL Good joke i will use it and replace LDer with something else :p

good stuff guys

**arby** · 06-06-2007 08:56 PM

reality

hahahahahahaha

**SEBSTER** · 06-07-2007 04:39 AM

Originally Posted by Oneiro

Heh. Very good.

An englishman, a scotsman, and an LDer find themselves in the middle of nowhere with nowhere to sleep. In the dark of the night, they come upon a pigsty, and the englishman offers to check it out. He goes in, but 10 seconds later he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the scotsman offers to check it out, and goes in, but 5 seconds later, he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the LDer offers to check it out. He goes in, but 1 second later, all the pigs rush out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!"

hahahaa thats funny but whats that got to do with LDers???