Heh. Very good.

An englishman, a scotsman, and an LDer find themselves in the middle of nowhere with nowhere to sleep. In the dark of the night, they come upon a pigsty, and the englishman offers to check it out. He goes in, but 10 seconds later he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the scotsman offers to check it out, and goes in, but 5 seconds later, he rushes out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!" So the LDer offers to check it out. He goes in, but 1 second later, all the pigs rush out, saying: "God! It really stinks in there!"